Half in the Bag: Black Widow 

I didn't understand why everyone was disliking this video until Mike openly admitted he actually dispises Star Trek and the entirety of his knowledge is just Rich holding cue cards off camera.

I am shook by the fact that Mike mentioned a film called "Lore," then shortly thereafter brought up Data without working in some sort of joke about Data's brother, Lore.

I'm surprised by the lack of comments having to do with the fact a sword randomly falls from out of nowhere during their review.

I didn't understand why there were so many dislikes until Mike mistakenly called the Austrian Alps "the Australian Alps," good to see some fellow geographers out there who won't stand for such inaccuracies

"I don't care if I'd recommend this movie or not" is the best thing I've ever heard from this channel.

This is exactly the type of movie I want to watch the half in the bag but not the actual movie

Mike spontaneously mentions Data right after reading a plot synopsis about a girl named Lore. He didn't notice, but his brain did.

I was surprised about the dislike ratio, but after Mike's 20 minute rant about Harvey Weinstein's innocence I have to say I can see why.

I love that Mike confused Captain Marvel's origin story with Dark Phoenix because it straight up doesn't matter

Somewhere in the script to this movie is written the line "then the explosion pushes her away to safety".

I didn’t understand why everyone was disliking this video until they did a live hysterectomy

Why did everyone dislike the video? I thought the nude pics were done in a tasteful way

I found it funny that this movie makes it so in Ultron she's upset about her inability to have kids whilst continuing to wear the logo and signature weapons of the organisation that did it to her.

I was confused about the dislike ratio until I saw Mike Stoklasa at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Only Black Widow would be a side character in her own movie

"It's about family, and that's what so powerful about it." - Dominic Toretto

I was confused about the dislikes until they revealed they've been the lead director of youtube rewind for the past 4 years.

they should've done "black widow's bogus journey" where she has to escape from hell after End Game

Can't believe Mike missed the opportunity to mention Star Trek TNG Episode Mind's Eye when the Romulans brainwash Geordi Laforge to become an assassin

RU-vid is phasing out the dislike count, starting today (they also just announced it today), and this video immediately came to mind. So for posterity: Like count: 19725. Dislike count: 96364. 80% dislikes. (Also, 11101 comments.)

As Hollywood continues to collapse, Half in the Bag is slowly merging with Best of The Worst

RLM's final verdict on Black Widow: "God Bless Leslie Nielsen"

I didn't understand all the dislikes until I got near the end and had to sit through Jay screaming at Mike for 20 minutes about how much he hates Star Trek.

I absolutely cannot believe that Mike didn't bring up the TNG episode "The Mind's Eye" when they were talking about assassins who didn't know they were assassins.

"An assassin who doesn't know he's an assassin" Like when the Romulans captured Geordi in TNG. How'd Mike not mention this?

I couldn't figure out why there were so many dislikes, and then I saw the included footage of Rich Evans attempting to steal a bunch of dinosaur DNA in a shaving cream can. What a prick.

"I guess you're making this for 6 years olds... but you're also making it for 40 year old fat guys" - pure poetry from Stoklasa

I currently don’t have 45 mins free, can someone please just tell me which Star Trek episode it’s like?

From Twitter, “I think they crossed the line on this one and are on the verge of losing their fans. Look at the Like/Dislike ratio…” Made me laugh.

A naked gun reference rather than going on a tangent about the secret assassin Geordi La Forge TNG episode? Mike must have been up late before they filmed this.

The numbers of dislikes gave me nostalgia of Nerd Crew.

I didn't understand the dislike ration until Jay suddenly burst into a prolonged Hibernophobic rant about how Northern Ireland is rightfully British and how those "whinging spud-eaters had it coming." Not cool, man.

anyone who is seriously interested in why the dislike ratio is so high? turns out Mike's casting couch in the RLM offices has been exposed, Rich Evans told a harrowing story of how he got his job, truly shocking stuff.

"it's a big shrug of a movie" - thanks for this, gonna use this A LOT from now on.

You know, with how Black Widow falls several stories without serious injury multiple times in this movie, maybe she's still alive.

Was wondering about the dislikes, then i saw the ending where Mike and Jay said that Black Widow is literally worse than 9/11 and it all made sense

That scene where Black Widows falling off a 4-5 story building; hitting stuff on the way down, and then perfectly lands on her feet, I was like "oh come on!"

Usually, they don't want to remove the ovaries during a hysterectomy as it causes premature menopause. I sincerely doubt an assassin having hot flashes would be effective.

Misheard "Chris Evans cameo" as "Rich Evans cameo" and wondered why soviet Dadbod would be fighting Rich Evans.

Just because Mike and Jay co-wrote the prequels is no reason to hate.

As of this day November 15th, 2021 RU-vid hasn't removed the dislike counter. For posterity the current count is: *19,814 likes to 96,838 dislikes* I did my part!

Loved that Naked Gun reference. It's bittersweet to see how passionate Jay immediately got when he talked about a movie he liked for 10 secs.

I was confused about the dislikes until I realized they'd finally fixed Plinkett's VCR and the video was just fast forwarded reruns of Night Court.

I was about to put a like but then I realize that this review isn't sponsored by NERDBOX

I didn’t understand the dislikes until Mike and Jay fixed Mr. Plinkett’s VCR.

I didn't understand the dislikes until I realized the last 20 minutes is just varmints exploding

Seems like Jessica Jones already did this villain & message better.

Didn't know what all dislikes were about until I got to the ending where Mike is kneeling on Jay's neck while Jay's wearing blackface.

"...All of it got stripped away by Mickey Mouse" _~ Jay_

Mike's Black Widow hiding as a waitress in Florida story is basically what happens in A History of Violence

I couldn’t comprehend the dislike ratio until the last 10 minutes. Reenacting the pig scene from Deliverance with Rich as Ned Beatty to promote your pay-per-view series on the “power of combining physiological and physical violence in film” is not the way to get the message through to the American Youth.

I disliked this video because at the end, both Mike and Jay both endorsed AND advocated for the expansion of child labor, specifically after their experience watching Black Widow. But now my dislike doesn’t count. My outrage has been silenced.

Thumbs down, Rich Evan's blackface minstrel show was in really poor taste even if it was surprisingly historically authentic and well rehearsed.

Black widow: "I need to find the bad guy maybe my sister knows where he is" (goes to sister) Sister: "idk where bad guy is but maybe dad knows" (goes to dad) Dad: "idk where bad guy is but maybe mom knows" (goes to mom) Mom: "yeah I know where he is come with me" (They kill bad guy)

Real talk just for a second….RLM has the best fucking fanbase on all of youtube. My hat is off to you guys.

Never thought I'd be so proud to see so many dislikes on another brilliant RLM video. Well done, everyone!

I am sustained entirely on Jay’s genuine laughter…

I wish I lived in the world where the Leslie Nielsen Cinematic Universe existed.

I’m glad everyone swapped their dislikes to likes after their apology video about the beheading footage.

"Francis Poo... Pug... Puff. How do you say it?" "Florence"

Shout out to everyone who waited to watch it for free on Disney and just now made it to the review from 2 months ago.

I like how Mike can come up with a better movie idea in two seconds.

I didn’t understand the dislike ratio until Mike said “This movie was like that TNG episode where…”

I was confused by the dislikes until I saw Mike admit that he was the ghostwriter for the Star Wars prequels.

How did Mike not bring up the Star Trek episode where the Romulans make Geordi an assassin to kill a Klingon and he doesn’t know it 😂

The irony about Disney's Martin Scorcese jab is that this is the movie that makes him right the most.

This was clearly a stealth pilot for the younger sister. She's gonna be the new BW going forward.

Isn't it terrible that the "Bond Girl" Olga Kurylenko ended up in a movie with no acting and no lines at all?

Talking about the strangely bloodless scene reminds me of Black Panther, when one of the female warriors has her throat cut and dies, but there's absolutely no blood so it doesn't feel real. On the other hand, there was a throat cut that had loads of blood on Agents of SHIELD. A network television series was allowed to show more blood than a big theatrically released movie!? Just bizarre.

6:30 I love how Mike is unsure how to pronounce her last name while giving her an entirely different first name.

Can't we just bring back Rich's term "non-troversy"?

A movie where she takes worse falls than the one that killed her

In a world where most RU-vid reviewers are shills that make The Nerd Crew look like a documentary rather than a joke. We can count on Red Letter Media to give their real opinions on movies instead of trying to work an angle to get perks from Hollywood.

Is Rich Evans still running that lab in Wuhan? Haven’t seen him since January 2020

TLDW: It would be a great movie if it was just The Naked Gun.

The dislike disparity was crazy to me when I first started watching the video. Then Rich Evans pops in to ACTUALLY fuck a life-size droid from Star Wars. Happy Ending and all. How embarrassing...

This truly was the biggest casualty of RU-vid removing dislikes

Off topic, but taking their uterus AND ovaries would make them weaker because losing your ovaries removes estrogen which makes your bones more brittle, so the girls definitely would've been broken in pieces by just one fall. Not to mention immediate menopause interfering with their ability to function. lol They'd all be having hot flashes all the time. But, it's not like we're grounding this in reality whatsoever, so...

R.I.P. Dislike Counter: Now people won’t know before they watch that Mike had suggested publishing ALL diaries of slain little girls in war torn countries, a-la-Anne Frank

I didn't understand all the dislikes until Mike told that awful story about his prolapsed rectum.

The QR code just goes to wikipedia, in case anyone cares.

Would rather watch Mike and Jay talk about "Black Widow" then actually watch "Black Widow".

I'm glad Disney pours so much money into corporate schlock so they can keep these guys making Half In The Bag episodes, really kind of them.

This was the first time I've ever clicked the dislike button on a red letter media episode. Then I got to the end...

Wow RU-vid had to hide the dislikes from what mike said to jay about how he cooked and ate rich evans

I was so waiting for the cancelling comments the whole time until I got to the very end and it all made sense

I didn't even notice the like/dislike ratio until I got to the end of the video. :-D I can't believe they said THAT about Rosa Parks!

I didn't understand the dislike ratio until Mike said he was patient zero for COVID-19

the reason why this video has so many dislikes is because Rich Evans Joined the CCP

More interested in the Half in the Bag of Black Widow than I am Black Widow lol

I see Jay's rocking the Scar-Jo 'Under The Skin' shirt.

When the Google datacenters inevitably become self-aware, that little gag of yours might have totally screwed up its calculus and allow us to defeat it. You've saved humanity!

Really out of character for Mike to go on a rant about black people in the last 5 minutes. Not cool guys.

I cant believe Red Letter Media came out in support of Bill Cosby. No wonder the dislike ratio is so high.

I didn’t understand the dislikes till Mike said Q is nothing but Star Trek’s The Great Gazoo.

"Loki died twice, he has his own TV show. Vision died, he's back." Not only did Vision die, but he kinda died 3 times (twice in the same movie). Scarlet Witch killed him, then Thanos brought him back immediately after dying only to kill him again, and finally Wanda killed him in her head at the end of Wandavision, only for him to come back AGAIN as white Vision! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sorting comments by newest and playing "Who didn't watch the video all the way" is a fun game.

congrats youtube, you also ruined this joke

Geez man, I never expected them to try and justify Justin roilands actions for 40 full minutes

A lot of people don't wait to the end of the video.