Half-Life: Alyx is Absolutely Traumatizing 

The rat part is really wholesome until you slowly come to the realization that he's sitting in a room talking to himself playing with a dead rat that only he can see.

I love the fact that, in the Tic-Tac-Toe scene, the rat already made a line diagonally, but he didn't notice

"Why do I have a spine in my hand?" That's what I ask myself everytime I go on a date

Combine 1: there's a woman waving a dead rat at us Combine 2: don't worry about it Combine 1: she's petting the dead rat Combine 2: don't worry about it Combine 1: shes playing with the dead rat on the children's playground Combine 2: don't make eye contact with her

Imagine being a Combine Soldier, looking to your right, and seeing a woman petting a rat and talking to it as if it were alive.

Imagine how the creators of this game felt when they saw someone playing with a dead rat on the marry go round.

Slimecicle: “We’ll be sticking together from now on alr-“ Rat: “we? what do you mean we?”

7:19 this part has a lot of talent in it

4:22 I love how the rat beat him twice in one game

Big Lion: No one can even hope to oppose me. Long Rat: _Allow me to elongate myself._

The terrifying part of this video is Charlie swinging around a dead rat.

I love how he rlly doesnt spoil the game to much and let's the viewer see for themselves the game

Accurate title: Charlie plays with a dead rat for 18 minutes unaware he is being watched by 4.3 million people.

This man literally played with a dead rat in VR for 30 minutes. Its funny to me.

2:40 the reflexes of an individual that has killed hundreds of headcrabs

I haven't laughed at a video this much for AGES. You have just gained a new subscriber. It is actually criminal the views to Like ratio on this. RIP Rat.

And, I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle! He called himself Pickle rat! Best meal I've ever had.

Rat: starts stretching Me: flashbacks to a plague tale: innocence

2:40 that was so fucking unironically cool

6:42 had me laughing for like 10 mins

I love how slimecicle’s immediate reaction to finding the rat was to rip it apart

Why is no one talking about Charlie's amazing vr piano skills

2:40 he really set the crime scene perfectly for the murder he was about to commit

1:42 I love how he has a panic attack over losing his pet rat

the fact that he just injects himself when hes trying to heal tony and just keeps going with the bit is amazing

This is the only time I've ever heard the "he turned himself into a pickle" joke and found it funny. Not only that, but it was hilarious too

He turns himself into a zucchini, it’s the most humorous thing my eyes have ever beheld!

"So they made a half-life game in VR, and I know why they call it that now because my lifespan was cut in half." -Slimecicle, 2020

"It's so powerful and long!" -slimecicle 2020

That wasn’t an ordinary rat...that was....Charles entertainment cheese

13:21 its actually incredible he caught this grenade by accident and i dont see a single comment about it.

15:12 damn hotline miami 2 lookin different

I just love Slime's thought process. Slime finds out he can grab the rat by the tail: ... *Immediately starts twirling it like a helicopter*

16:39 is exactly how I imagine humanity fighting the Combine and it's glorious and hilarious.

From Pickle Rick to Pickle Rat. Humanity has evolved.

13:23 that was some good reflexes you have there some people will just stand there and not even react

I can’t believe they’re making another “Of Mice and Men” movie already.

Government: Stay indoors to keep people safe Slimecicle: Plays with a dead rat for a whole minute

Charlie would be the funniest guy during the Zombie apocalypse. Just imagine fighting for your life and then you see another human playing tic tac toe with a dead rat and then he proceeds to throw him across a playground

0:27 Dog 0:52 Limbo 1:19 Rat stretch 2:17 Tongue readings 2:31 Push broom 3:05 NOOOOOOO 3:23 Crate job 3:31 Jumpscare 4:47 Rat becomes food 5:14 Unexpected 5:21 Jumpscare 2 5:29 ULTIMATE MOVE 5:37 Hackman 5:57 Uh oh 6:38 AHHHHHH 6:45 Ambushed 7:22 Silly song 7:50 Confusion 8:40 Jumpscare 3 9:07 Disguise 9:35 "What are these werid sounds" 9:39 He will not steal 9:54 Slurpppppppppppp 10:00 Washy your handsssss

"Don't mind me, just setting up the crime scene" *cuts monster in half with a bullet* "Chairing is caring" *Bonks monster with a chair* Why are those actually good one-liners?

Slimecicle is the equivalent of a man who went insane during the apocalypse

I wonder what his girlfriend thinks when she sees him play with the dead rat

14:32 Hank J Wimbleton approves!

2:40 “Don’t mind me, just setting up the crime scene.” That was actually a really badass line

I feel this legitimately and accurately shows how deadpool would act in the Half Life universe

"THIS IS THE POWER OF THREE PERCENT MILK!" I'm ascending

3:30 I did the same thing and I love how alyx and the person on the radio (I forgot their name) also reacts the exact same way

Charlie: It’s you! We’ve got a lot of making up for lost time, old friend! Rat (who is clearly dead): You’ve got to let me go, Charlie. I’ve been dead since the start of this video.

7:21 Are we all going to ignore that Charlie was playing the piano in a VR game and was actually good at it?

From the thumbnail alone, _I knew it's gonna be the funniest shit I've ever seen_

the amount of puns in this video keeps me coming back so often

"Don't mind me. Just setting up the crime scene" By far my favourite slimecicle quote

Slimecicle: “That’s what we call, a clean getaway.” Headcrab: “Allow us to introduce ourselves” Slimecicle: *Ä*

Just hearing charlie saying "we got to make up for lost time my old friend" makes him sound insane especially with him throwing the rat around like a toy reinforces that idea.

4:40 you can see a pickle in the room, which the rat was swapped

"Oh hes pointing at a tiger. Yeah buddy, tiger *gunshots*" saddest moment in history

“LET ME SEE HIM” “GIVE ME BACK MY RAT” Slimecicle 2020

Can we talk about how badass that scene at 2:40 looked

4:50 funniest shit I've ever seen

Nobody: The rat in slime's hand: CHANGE THE WORLD MY LAST MESSAGE GOODBYE

My mom: "Why don't you go and play with the neighborhood kid?" The neighborhood kid: 4:13

2:39 The way he casually just shot that headcrab jumping towards him with lightning reflexes is absolutely brilliant

This is entirely too funny. I had sone of those thoughts as I played. The Hallway one. I did the same thing Closed the door and said Nope. Just only funny to me. 🤣

12:53 "it is a beautiful day tony. the sun is shining and so do you." *and you know what happens at sunset, the sun goes down and so do you*

Other people: "You can't just stretch out a rat" Slime: "Hehe rat go brrrrrrrr"

Me watching slimecicle alone: Normal When my parents are with me: 7:00

Piano: get over here Charlie: *plays a wonderful song*

“it’s a grenade... * *throws it but misses door* * m a i n f r a m e * *grenade explodes* * 5:43

“Oh don’t mind me I’m just setting up a crime scene” *shoots*

When his gun wouldn't fire and he pulled a grenade while yelling "Uhhh, PEEPEE POOPOO" I swear I haven't laughed that hard in years

1:07 the cut tho

Alyx to Tony: "My best friend went into a fridge and turned himself into a pickle. He calls you pickle rat. Kid you not. Funniest shit I've ever seen." *Tony proceeds to yeet Alyx of the roof*

Me: “who invented perfectly cut screams?” Slime cicle: *chuckles*

The intro has the same energy as “Haha spider’s can’t jump”

This man destroyed the spider monsters whole career

No one: Charlie: hehe rat go stretchy stretchy

I wonder what his girlfriend would think if she just walked in on him playing with a rats corpse on a playground in vr

3:17 One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs-or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn-strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle.[1][2] Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[3] a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;[4] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[5] Etymology Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra ("seat").[6] History Main article: History of the chair Five three-legged chairs around a low-legged table from Sliven 19th Century Lifestyle Museum Early 20th-century armchair made in eastern Australia, with strong heraldic embellishment The chair has been used since antiquity, although for many centuries it was a symbolic article of state and dignity rather than an article for ordinary use. "The chair" is still used as the emblem of authority in the House of Commons in the United Kingdom[7] and Canada,[8] and in many other settings. In keeping with this historical connotation of the "chair" as the symbol of authority, committees, boards of directors, and academic departments all have a 'chairman' or 'chair'.[9] Endowed professorships are referred to as chairs.[10] It was not until the 16th century that chairs became common.[11] Until then, people sat on chests, benches, and stools, which were the ordinary seats of everyday life. The number of chairs which have survived from an earlier date is exceedingly limited; most examples are of ecclesiastical, seigneurial or feudal origin.[citation needed] Chairs were in existence since at least the Early Dynastic Period of Egypt (c. 3100 BC). They were covered with cloth or leather, were made of carved wood, and were much lower than today's chairs - chair seats were sometimes only 10 inches (25 cm) high.[12] In ancient Egypt chairs appear to have been of great richness and splendor. Fashioned of ebony and ivory, or of carved and gilded wood, they were covered with costly materials, magnificent patterns and supported upon representations of the legs of beasts or the figures of captives. Generally speaking, the higher ranked an individual was, the taller and more sumptuous was the chair he sat on and the greater the honor. On state occasions the pharaoh sat on a throne, often with a little footstool in front of it.[13] The average Egyptian family seldom had chairs, and if they did, it was usually only the master of the household who sat on a chair. Among the better off, the chairs might be painted to look like the ornate inlaid and carved chairs of the rich, but the craftsmanship was usually poor.[12]

2:36 "i don't give a shit bro im a mouth" 🤣🤣

This guy actually tried to do a limbo game with a trip mine. That is fucking legendary.

"Come on man, soldier, what are you lying around for, the fights not over. " RIP Rick May

Average 90's guy: "oh wow i can't wait to see how VR is going to be in 2020" Slimecicle 2020: "oh wow dead rat,lemme play with it for 30 minutes."

9:00 THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME SPIT OUT EVERYTHING INSIDE MY MOUTH ONTO MY COMPUTER

is everyone just gonna glaze over the fact that slime can play piano?

“TOILET SPIDUUUUUR!” This was the last known broadcast of Charlie, otherwise known as slimecicle, and it occurred 4 years ago, we do not know what has happened to him, but he is missing, and we are still searching tirelessly to find him.

13:06 "Do I have a condition?" *2 seconds later* "Preparing condition delta"

4:59 at this moment right here. I punched my light fitting doing the exact same thing.

“He backflipped right out of my life” -Slimecicle 2020

The fact that we always ignore Charlie’s abilities with vr guns is shocking

7:22 He did it! The mad lad actually played the piano...

17:44 anybody gonna talk about how funny this ending was

"hey dont mind me, just setting up the crime scene" *then murders the thing* that is a raw punch of a line

The fact they he was able to play piano in he was the most impressive thing.

I'm surprised nobody is talking about the fact that this man just played an actual song on a piano in vr and it sounded good, that impressed me

rat has filed a restraining order

“ And then, he turned himself into a pickle. Funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen.”

Alt title: Man plays with rat corpse while in an apocalyptic wasteland.

The fact that Charlie can play the piano in VR is really impressive.

this is probably the best video I've ever watched. I could not stop laughing my parents had to come in my room to ask whats wrong and I told them and they sat down with me and laughed! Keep up the great work love it!