Half Man Half Biscuit - Knobheads on Quiz Shows [Official Audio] 

Finding out there's a HMHB album is always such a joyous occasion!

words that begin in K N O words that end in B H E A D. classic line for any quiz.

This song sums up most of Saturday night TV in Britain.

Awesome band. Seen them live in Aberdeen when I was around 17 or 18. Fkn mental night, and had followed them since I was around 15. Great to hear them still going now I'm 55 with their unique blend of truth, satire and fk you.

I've probably posted before due to a drunken state, the best & greatest English band ever, God I love them ♥️♥️♥️

Social commentary at its finest. A truly unique talent

"The first man into space was Captain Blythe" is genius^3

Listening to this after HMHB were a clue on Only Connect. I hope one of the question writers is a fan.

More punk than most punk bands.

Doesn't get any better. Lyrical genius as ever, Shakespeare eat your heart out.

Love the way Nigel Blackwell pronounces words. " The siege of Troy was long before my TIME"

So versatile, never know a band do so many different styles so well. Bee n following fover 30 years. Love it!

Great band,great song and so so true

Totally groovy!!!!

What possessed you to apply? Did your friends with good advice implode? Quality.

Proper craft. Great tune 👍

Brilliant tunes lads. Keep it up. We love yiou

Truth is Beauty, Beauty, Truth, All you know on Earth, All you need to know.

What a tune

It’s a keeper

Just awesome. 🎃☠️

I usually try to avoid superlatives, but this is just the most fucking awesomest thing they've done EVER

You can tell Nigel watched too many episodes of The Chase.

If it wasn't for Tranmere rovers they would have been world wide superstars. Unfortunately they journeyed to the bottom of their road.

I watched a couple of clips of congress and this song pops into my head. I dunno why...

A strange mixture of the Buzzcocks and Jake Thackray

A thing of wonder.

top lyrics ,wish i could see them live, never know what songs they gonna cover live at the end of a gig

Perfect description of some contestants on The Chase and other quiz shows. Why the fck do they go on if they don't know owt? At least the really thick ones give us something to laugh at.

Cheers from Florence Colorado no I'm not in the slammer haha

Come saddle my milk white steed... the boy's are back in the saddle.

Tune enough said

6 people are knobheads who've been on quiz shows

I'm converted on this album. and now have the bug....and I don't need a season ticket lol

Reason for dismissal: being a knobhead on a quiz show

genuis, hpoe I spelt that correctly, do not want to incurr Nigels wrath.

So,your starter for 10,which album was this on?Who played the glockenspiel on said album and what it his,or her,middle name?

This desperately needs to appear as a question on *Pointless*

This is a bit of a belter....

Authors, sport, landlocked states Capitals of Europe and their size Breeds of dog, famous dates Kind of hoping these things don’t arise

Quite reminiscent of Swords of a Thousand Men

Redditch United FC gig Stadium gig

😁😆😁

a bit of quality

Sounds like the pistols, fuckin rockin.

Weekend World ...

No mention of Hawaiian shirts? Apart from that, well observed!

I'm not believing the held note at the end tho

Jesus wept

Anyone know what the lyrics are about 1933 ???

I am trying to remember the title of the song that has the wonderful line about Martin Jarvis completing his week on (Countdown) 'Dictionary Corner' and being "reassuringly average".

Wha?

what a load of crap