Halo Theme Kazoo Orchestra (ft. my desk) 

Nobody: The wasps outside my front door:

This makes me feel things. Things my ancestors felt. I feel... powerful.

Me: *kills the spider inside my room* The Mosqitues:

I love how mike wazowski represents the covenant

Chofe be nimble Chofe be quicc Chofe head heckin’ *Extra thicc*

Finally, my recommended videos section understands me. Perfection.

Ah yes, Master Bee. And the Horneter. Sargent Waspson. The Waspet of Truth.

4th of July sounds 10 percent: fireworks 90 percent: misquitoes

Chief Protecc Chief Attacc But most importantly, his kazoos don't slacc.

This is so close to the original it’ll be blocked by Article 13

Petition to make this the official Halo theme Edit: If the petition doesn't work then someone could make this into a mod

When the kindergartners learn of the boy's locker room

*_Big McThankies from McSpankies_*

"Chief, mind telling me what youre doing on that ship?" "Sir, I'mma be honest I don't even know I was in the game aisle at Walmart but my mom walked off somewhere and I dunno where she is and I've been signaling for help with this kazoo please help"

The theme song for Halo: The Series, ladies and gentlemen.

"chofe, mind telling me what your doing on that ship?" *"giving Mike wasowski back his bomb."*

This is what it’s like to use the halo one assault rifle on legendary.

so if modding is supported on pc, some ones gotta put mod this into the warthog run

*First day of spring begins* The bees:

For a kazoo orchestra and your desk this is actually legendary

>when MCC is coming out but you have a toaster PC

*when you are 1 second away from beating the library on legendary and the popcorn flood kills you*

Official theme of the halo tv series

“Tartarus, smack his nuts.”

Some dude: “I think we lost the Master Chofe” Master Chofe: “Nope” *throws down grenade and blows himself up* HALO 3 (TM) Finish the Fite

Something besides the fight has finished;)

The theme to Paramount+ Halo

This is the Paramount Halo show in a nutshell

When the "drums" kicked in I lost it...

*After the Master piece of 🅱AVONGERS ASSEMBOL theme, we're getting the greatest video game theme of all time ! 🅱ALO 3*

this shows that halo theme slaps no matter how its made

This is actually one of the best covers I've ever heard.

Y'all made it on Halo Waypoint. It's on the community spotlight this week

"Zuthar." "Yes sir?" *"It's time to finish the fight."*

“master chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?” “sir, putting that thing back where it came from”

Better than the TV show

*a m C o r n t a n*

Me: it's 11:00 on a school night, better go to bed RU-vid: *I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE*

Halo tv show theme

When he said “hmmmmmmmmmmmmm”, I felt that.

Master chofe: "Sir, permission to leave station?" Idk his name: "for what purpose" Chofe: " to give the coventent back their bomb.

This and the avengers theme song is high quality indeed. 21/10. And where’s the wan hour version ?

Whenever there’s a thumbnail that used Microsoft Paint, I know it’s going to be good.

"Mister chofe wood u mind teling me wat ur doing on dat ship?" *"Ser, finishing dis fite"*

"In this hour of victory, we taste only kazoos" -The Didact, when he heard the majesty of the kazoos

They said god didn’t exist And then master chofe dropped down from the heavens

I’m proud

No one: Me cleaning my car windows 1:27

Creds to this guy with so much creativity and effort to this version it's honestly fucking good

He is beauty, he is Grace, he shoot curvanut in da face.

Nobody: All the bugs AFTER the boys leave the bathroom:

I know it's a meme But this is genuinely pretty fucking good

Even Marty couldn’t compose something this great

I Can just imagine driving the warthog and just barely escaping the explosions with this song in the background

Everyone was gangster till the desk started singing then they were gamer

Me: about to fall asleep The fly in my ear:

Hulo Staring: *master chofe* *corntan* *the coventent* *the abitor* *sergent blak jonson* *the fod* *the ucsn’s* NEW PURCHASABLE DLC!!! *the grivmond* *the hiroteks* *the suicied bois aka the dpsb’s* *bock* *spootan lindu* *spootan lock* *spootan freddie* *spootan elly* *the four runners* *captan car keys* *dr egg man*

Something we never asked for but we always needed it

Halo: *exists* joosebox:”Hold my beer”

That ending filled with harmony *cries* *cries a lot*❤❤❤

Master chofe killed the coventent

Omg confirmation that master chofe will be in smash!?!?!

the cover art follows the plot better than the paramount show

When your parents call the big green guy "Halo".

That drawing of the helmet is actually pretty good considering you probably drew it in Microsoft paint with your mouse

I think 343 should put this song in halo infinite as an easter egg :edit To bad the game has nothing in it.... this was the game I had been waiting for with baited breath with the first reveal, rolling hills, wandering wildlife, gorgeous water, and that ring overhead, I have never had my soul crushed further, I wish it spent another 4 years in the oven so they could realize that vision.....

Petition to make this the theme song for some Halo games next April Fools. *please*

This is a man of extreme class, why r amazing people like this so underrated like honestly

Me: relaxing The bugs trying to get into my house through the screen door:

I need a mod that changes all the actual music in cutscenes and gameplay to kazoo counterparts

the vocal dexterity displayed from 1:27 - 1:35 is a feat truly to be marveled at.

343s entire halo trilogy summed up right here

*WHEN YOU FIRST SAW HALO, WERE YOU BLINDED BY ITS MAJESTY?* Yes, Yes I was Truth... Thank you for the Great Journey...

my mom walked into me while I was listening to this, and said, " is it those annoying bees again" I said yes...

And this is how the soundtrack of a war between an anthill and a termite mound should sound like.

For a kazoo, he played this pretty good!

I'm super glad 343 got Marty O'Donnell back for the score

Cheef: Permissin to leaf stashon? Hoodie: Y? Choffe: To yeet the conventent their boom back Hooood: Permishon grant

I can’t believe he finally brought in the most famous celebrity “my desk”

The yellow jackets when they see the workers I hired to help cleanup the yard.

This is humanity's salvation And it's gonna finish da fite

Why do I visualize a room full of astromech droids all buzzing together?

Never in my life have I needed something so much and not known until I received it.

0:42 The boys' bathroom when one kid brings multiple kazoo's.

Am corntan, master chofe, and the coventent.. Amazing 10/10

"When you first heard the Halo theme on Kazoos, were you deafened by it's majesty?" "Deafened?" "Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?" "No." "Yet the trolls were able to invade the comment section, evade the report system, and desecrate it with their filthy shitposts!" "Noble Hierarchs, surely you understand, once the algorithm ha-" "There will be order in this council!" "You were right to focus your attention on the spammers, but this memer, this 'Master Chofe' ..." "By the time I learned of the memer's intent, there was nothing I could do." "Nay, it was HERESY!" "Noble Admin of RU-vid, this has gone on long enough, make an example of this bungler, the council demands it!" "You are one of our most treasured moderators. Long have you served the company. But your inability to safeguard the video was a colossal failure." "I will continue my campaign against the shitposters!" "No! You will not...Soon the Great Journey to a better video site shall begin...but the weight of your heresy shall stay your account, and you shall be left behind."

That moment when he just starts slapping his desk...it gets me emotional man. Dat nostalgia.

The Halo series after receiving critical ratings:

Give me the best song *Gets Bohemian Rhapsody* I told you I said best *Gets thriller* I said best *This* Perfection

I simply love the inclusion of the mighty 'my desk'

Listening to this masterpiece before listening to the original and imagining how original would be...

InfernoPlus should use this for his Cursed Halo mod

There are some things we simply don't deserve, and yet we get them anyways. This is one of those things.

This sounded like one giant musical voice crAck.

Came back after a long time. How do I double like a video?

The one dude on the mongoose at the end of Halo 3

This is the music you hear when you get to heaven.

Leaked Halo Infinite Concept Art and Soundstrack!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

*The mosquitoes outside my tent be like:*

Covenent-coming in Sgt Johnson- do it boys Marines- starts the much song The covenent- man I give up bruh