Now that you mention it, I can’t unsee Kayoko being more like Bough when it comes to competence. Kayoko (Bough): Are you alright, ma’am? Aru (Johnny): Yes, but I think landed on something quite soft. Kayoko (Bough): That was me, ma’am. 😂🤣💀💀💀
Imagine them all at table: ARU: New card. What do you think? MUTSUKI: Whoah, very nice! Look at that! ARU: Picked them up from the printers yesterday. AKO: Good coloring! ARU: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail. MUTSUKI: Silian Rail? AKO: It is very cool, Aru. But that's nothing. Look at this. MAKOTO: That's really nice. AKO: Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think? ARU: ... Nice. MAKOTO: Jesus. This is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful? But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised lettering, pale nimbus white... ARU: Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Hina's card. HINA: *shows her card* ARU: Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark... HARUKA: Is something wrong Aru? You're sweating...
She's nicknamed as 0068 *Zero* IQ *Zero* Money *Sixty- eight* failed attempts on becoming the greatest outlaw in kivotos Nevertheless, she is blue archives most beloved dork (Not you, makoto)
MOTY(Moe of the year) 수상 후보 1.아루: 글래머한 누나/언니캐에다 허당미와 독수리 타법을 더해 아!루란 신영역을 개척 2.히마리: 장애인 모에화를 논란없이 꼴리게 잘 해놨음. 어떻게? 근거있는 자신감과 자뻑 그리고 발 페티쉬를 더해서. 3.유즈: 여성향에만 나오던 너드미 요소를 미소녀로 변형. 이를 통해 언론 오피셜 기준 남녀 센세 비율 51/49란 황금비율 갓겜으로 거듭남.
마코토가 정식 실장되었으니 이제 아루룰 빡통이라고 부르지 말아야 겠네요. 왜냐구요? 그거 자체가 아루를 마코토나 카야 따위와 동급 취급 하는 것과 마찬가지인 모요적인 행위니까요... 실제로 아루는 마코토와 카야 따위에 비하면 빡통이란 단어 자체가 어울리지 않구요... ^^;
