HARD DK VS THE UNIVERSE 

"Go easy on me!" - "He can't read!" I don't know why, but that is the funniest thing I've heard all damn day.

Golden DK was specifically engineered to dismantle Hard DK, his fated rival.

Panda be like "Okay I know it's against the rules, but hear me out..." *"I t ' l l b e f u n n y"*

Hard DK: "who the hell are you?" Golden DK: "I am *the top banana* around here boi, prepare yourself"

Hard Dk: *exists* Golden Dk: “So it’s the same type of stand”

Hard DK: "Who are you?" Golden DK: "i'm you, but better."

5:31 Probably the most anime like clash in Smash ever

Fun Fact: The species known as “Hard Donkey Kong” is immune to the coronavirus.

Whenever you’re feeling down, remember a 15$ plastic toy is more famous than you’ll ever be

“One frame, they were on screen, and the next frame, they were GONE.” Discord calls in a nutshell.

That "I have an idea" reminded me what true fear is

3:36 "Now he will try" **Plussy mode activated**

In the immortal words of Master Oogway: "Mmm, Monkey"

Inkling main: Go easy on me! Hard DK: This sign can't stop me because I can't read

"Recently, the Italian death rate has...No, I'm not making that joke." -Alpharad 2020

To the dude who went hocus pocus with the game on the line to barely outlast hard DK, you have my eternal respect.

Hard DK: *starts dash-dancing* Also Hard DK: You know the rules, and so do I

"Now, he will try." Me - No, No way. NO WAY NO WAYYYYYY!!!!

Alpharad: Blocks someone for gimmicking DK Also Alpharad: "I am an advocate for play lame win game"

People: AIs can’t feel emotions Me, an intellectual: 6:43

Alpha: Look at my gimmicks Everyone: Nice! Other player: Look at my gimmicks Everyone: NO HONOR

The Donkey Kong Cinematic Universe has expanded, Golden DK beats Hard DK, now we need other DK Amiibo Fighters to be made soon

DK on last stock vs Yoshi: "Download complete!"

“recently the italian death rate...” *pauses to realize how terrible he would be if he said that* “no, i’m not going to make that joke” thanks so much for the likes!

I don’t know why, but I get more and more anxious everytime I hear “Hard DK.” It just doesn’t sound right. It was a one time joke that became a running gag but now it just feels passive aggressive, stressful, and intimidating.

Alpha: "GOLDEN DK?" *PTSD Flashbacks* "I hAvE aN iDeA"

"This might be a jv4" Famous last words

4:30 HOLLOW KNIGHT SOUNDTRACK LET'S GO

Pichu: *cheesing* Alpharad and Coney: "So you have chosen death."

"Golden DK?" "I have an idea." *Flashbacks intensify* *Hamburgers intensifies*

“The way to defeat hard DK is to never have a brain at all.” “or just play Yoshi. No wait, we said that same things.” I am personally offended.

Too big: *dethrones hard dk* Everyone: im just gonna pretend that didnt happend

"Nintendo GS on the Nintendo DS" You gotta admit, it's catchy

Hard Dk has done a lot. He has defeated those who opposed him, and he went the distance. However, it seems he is out of his Prime. Perhaps it may be time for Retirement. Who knows, maybe his disciple GoldenDK will succeed him. After all, he is already capable of beating Hard DK in battle. Im exicited for the beginning of GoldenDK's character arc.

"golden dk!?" "I have an idea" me: gets flashback to an amazing video

8:30 “46. 89. That’s fair.” No, that’s Up-Air.

"Recently the Italian death rate ..... I'm not even gonna make that joke " -Alpharad 2020

Judging from the “Hero in Different Languages” video, this will be good.

I do love it when Alpha and Coney commentate together. They just have a certain synergy that you don’t see with Alpha’s other friends.

Hard DK: NOT EVEN A VIRUS WILL STOP ME. Golden DK: *rolls up with Giorno's theme*

Reporter: "Hard Dk, what was the darkest part of of you career" Hard Dk: "..." Hard Dk's mind: "Hard Dk not lookin so hard huh"

Mario is a human. Nintendo just stated that he's a 'different kind' of human.

4:28 Shoutouts to the False Knight theme. Hollow Knight ftw

7:08 Excuse me I seem to remember a certain top player beating Hard DK in a DK ditto on Rainbow Cruise.

We have a saying in ultimate: Never go three stocks to one against hard dk

I love how Hard Dk doesn’t want to play Yoshi.

All of Alpha’s videos for the next month could just be his amiibos clapping checks and I still wouldn’t get bored.

Nobody: Hard DK when doing literally any attack: no one can deflect the emerald splash!

Alpharad:"Never lost on this stage(Rainbow Cruise)" Me: Nairo

Hard DK: *Is the champion of the world* Golden DK: *Appears* Golden DK: *Wins* This sounds like the second season of a really weird anime

1:25 *_Pichu Mains:_* Story of our lives.

6:21 onward until the end of the match Spoilers! (Kinda) Mementos is a place created by the collective unconscious, the people’s palace, and is affected by the will of the people. The stage blocked multiple kill confirms, and my best bet is that the masses didn’t want Hard DK to die. But hey, that’s just a theory!

When you said "he just went through the cloud" Yeah- That's a mechanic on that stage. (Edit:the stage im talking about is magicant if anyone is confused) If you're spiked hard enough on the stage you go through the clouds (they slow your decent a bit though) Keep in mind, spiking them while grounded actually won't send them through, they have to be in the air when they're spiked

Inkling: Please go easy on me Also Inkling: Oh my god, he can’t hear me, he has AirPods in

Alpha, I'd like to thank you. Your content is some of the best stuff that I've seen. It always cheers me up whenever I'm feeling down. Always brings me smiles. I haven't even watched the video yet, but I'm already excited to see what content you're putting out. Earlier today, my cat was hit by a car and we just found her dead in the road about 30 minutes ago. Thank you for being you, and keep up your good work.

Note to self: Never shield Hard DK

When I saw purple Diddy, I immediately thought of Zero

0:05 "Despite being quarantined we are still fighting The World" Man this new JoJo part is weird....

5:17, next there’s gonna be COSMIC DK, I just know it

"Hes almost Unbeatable" "Hes so good" "Look at this skill" *Litterally has spirits on DK that do 200 damage*

I thought this was a Garfield cart channel

I really like how after Alpha goes and explains that his life purpose is to create new content that he enjoys and doesn't see as a chore and then makes another Hard DK video.

I began watching your videos around when you first made Hard DK, a little after give or take. I was introduced to you by a friend. I had also BARELY gotten into smash. I never played it aside from Melee back when I was single digits old. Hard DK is my first inspiration to trying to learn DK. I may not be that good, but damn is it fun to be an ariel, uptilting DK!!

The Hard DK lore is expanding... I can’t wait for Cosmic DK

I’ve been watching past Hard DK videos lately. And seeing a new one being uploaded is amazing but incredibly coincidental. *I awaited the hard dong*

"He's never lost on Rainbow Cruise" I remember a DK ditto with a certain professional player that would disagree with this statement.

I like to believe at 7:53 Hard DK was trying to do get a funny kill, but he got so pissed at missing that he chose to just end Ganondorf.

4:28 Imagine getting hit twice and taking 175%

Me: sees the word “golden” Me: intense ptsd McDonald flashbacks

The “hi ellie” made me miss the plussy gang

That ronald noise sent a chill down my spine

1:40 music source?

9:26 with that kill I'm now convinced hard DK is the new arms rep

Next Hard DK is gonna fight the multiverse

I’m glad Connie and Jacob are back at it again. We need more of this sleeper combo

i wish i had a group of friends like this. your doing great keep up the good work

lmao i refreshed youtube and the video said 10 seconds ago I was like "what"

Hard DK has been conquered by Golden DK he must evolve as a warrior. He must become... Very Hard DK and beat his rival.

5:17 hard DK: who are you? Golden dk: I am you but better

Looks like golden DK reminds him of one of his other nightmares

3:48 Fools. Hard DK merely sacrificed two of his stocks for more power.

0:38 *_DONKEY KONG EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING_*

I love Alpha and Coney's chemistery ! Every guest on this channel have a different flavor, it's so great !

I want more videos of you and Coney so badly.

4:28 Music proof that Alpharad knows about Hollow Knight and now I demand a playthrough

Hard DK has already taken over the world and now he wants to expand his Banana Empire to the edges of the universe itself!

Song when Hard DK fights Ryan at 1:39 is Mirage Saloon from Sonic Mania

Did anybody else see right as DK spiked squirtle Birdo just started walking back. Birdo:"not to day satin" *naruto runs away

4:28 The Hollow Knight boss music here is very fitting. Hard DK is a video game boss.

The last time I was this early, Vincent was here

Hard dk:what are you golden dk. Golden dk:death.

Nothing makes me happier than hearing the False Knight theme in a video

return of hard dk: *if the world is going to end, this is going to be how*

“You know what? Losing a game is just JV1ing your opponent”

Hard DK's power is far beyond comprehension. Dude really let Yoshi get him to 1 stock 78% before even landing a hit on him then said "ok I think imma go win this now".

Excellent use of Ultimate Battle here

4:26 i respect the hollow knight music

Honestly, you should do 'Hard Dk vs. Family' and just have the fans see if their amiibos can win

Without a doubt funniest hard do video I've seen yet I can't breath

Always a good day when there’s a new vid with hard DK