HARDCORE Chinese Street Massage Fixes My Broken Ankle 

A massage is be designed to be fake. lol Its just suppose to make you feel good, it doesn't cure anything fyi.

@@Dranzerk8908 u never been to China 😭

@@Dranzerk8908 As a massage therapist, it is not just to make you "feel good". I work with a chiropractor, so I see people who have been in auto accidents and workman's comp. accidents and generally people who are just so tight it's like their back is a a brick wall. I don't really do "spa" massages. Not as drastic as this guy but a good firm massage. Can it cure you, no but it if I can loosen up tight muscles and if you do the "homework" you can definitely feel better and will stay in better shape. So the homework is: 1)live a stress free life: if you are a massive type A personality (you are juggling too many balls in the air,) you have to change. I have people say: "I'll try"...that doesn't work; you have to do it! 2) Take up yoga: you don't have to take up a class, plenty of stuff on youtube. You don't have to turn yourself into a pretzel and you don't have to do it for an hour; 15 min. is good. Stretching is your friend. You will thank me when you are 80. 3)Breath deeply, every day, every chance you get (at a red light, every time you take a break at work, every time you go to the rest room, while you are waiting for the microwave to be done etc.) 4) Meditate: It doesn't have to be an hour or a half hour session. If you really can't settle your brain, start off by setting a timer for 2 min., put some laundry in, do another 2 min., do the dishes, another 2 min...then gradually increase. I meditate for maybe 10-15 min. maybe 2 times a week. 4) If you are really stressed out--take an epsom salt bath, no lights, just a candle, personally I make the water as hot as possible, throw in 5 handfuls of epsom salt. Put on some relaxing, soothing music from youtube. When you get out of the tub, you will physically, mentally feel so relaxed and lighter in mind and body.

@@humaneleaguelancPA Wise words. Thank you.

@@Dranzerk8908 you obviously have no clue what youre talking about, and by how you type yiu also cant be any older than 9 years old

LMAO

Reminds me of that movie called Major Payne. When his buddy got his legs blown off by a landmine, he snaps his pinky finger to take his mind off the pain of his legs.

lmfao

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Not true. Unlike western method, the Chinese method is also effective. Don't speak when you don't know anything about it.

Lmfao

Hahaha

I mean, technically...

That was too funny 😂

Lmaooo

Facts

It was very friendly it was beautiful

Son : "Dad my ankle hurts." Father : "I'll give you something to cry about..."

That's abuse in name of massage!!

My childhood summed up in one long sentence.

@@deuce222x 💀

i don’t think that’s true but he diverts pain to another area so the brain focuses the pain on another part

@@deuce222x "I'll give you a reason to cry."

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Haha

he will slip and ko a client

I see your comments everywhere lmao

How do you know how to speak mandarin.

@@dubby7630 I follow him here on YT so I thought it was neat to see his comment in this random YT video I clicked on :)

Yeah this is pretty fucking cool

They already know each other. Xiaoma literally said "I'm back"

So true.

People in the US : I need to learn a second language. People in Europe or anywhere else : I need to learn a 4th language xD

really does make me want to learn a 5th language yeah

I guess you'd call him then.. a funcle

True

@BîtNádã✍️ Go away bot.

@@jesusisgod2953 Stop shoving your religious beliefs onto others. If you have to randomly leave messages like that, then clearly you already know that more and more people clearly don't care, or believe in that shit. Go away.

@@MK_2023. cry about it. A person preaching in a comment where free speech is allowed bothers you so much? I hope you have a lot to say when pride comes around and shit is pushed in your face all day.

And he's getting more fame for his skills yay ✌

ye O-O

I need this mister massage in my life. Asian style massage is the best 🥇💯

Carson, this may help you with your “crane technique“! LOL

He's a Titan! ✨

I literally can't tell if these comments are spam or not, because I see this word for word comment on so many massage videos.

@@Yukiwodashite It has to be spam or just bots cause ain't no way you beat someone up like that

Yup

So "NYC attitude" is thinking ur the s**t? No one exists that's possibly better than ur self? Yikes... 😬 I wouldn't survive there then. Far too humble to be acting like that. My only point is that guy is genuinely arrogant and stuck-up. Idc how good someone is, at least have some SELF-respect or what most decent ppl call "humility"- being humble. 💯

@@SilentAndy LOL

@@SilentAndy being humble is all good and great. But this man has skills and he knows what he can do and make with em. To be honest his right he could make millions doing what he is, but instead chooses to help people for very little sharing wisdom allowing them to avoid massage parlors that would have him keep returning. Id say thats a very honest man. also never been to NYC but my understanding is they think there pretty tough mentally. So she probably was reffering to the "dont be such a baby" remarks he kept making.

@@SilentAndy If you call yourself Humble , it means you are not Humble. Literally Humility 101

It must hurt if it is to heal! 🤣

Sometimes it can work, but here it seems just to be stupid movements that will just make his aches worse

This channel helps spread the pandemic. You people are disgusting for supporting this murderer who leaves his home. Stay home, save lives.

@@tubbysza i have never seen someone so openly racist, it’s disgusting 🤢

@@lokatla8261 I’m talking about being in public spaces, and not being locked up, nothing to do with race. How openly offensive and racist to bring race into this.

@Massimo Hack hilarious

As if. 😂😂😂😂👌👌❤️❤️❤️

should i note the sarcasm or are you seriously admiring 😂😂

Well 1 million renminbi is like 156k USD so XD

He literally told us not to listen to everything people say and here i am like “omg no way broo”

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brasil pooha!!!

I found dumb asking that question, we are all humans, it doesn't matter if we are white, black, asian...

@@obamanyan - There are many different medical needs based on race/genetics; it's not a stupid question.

@@obamanyan so what would you recommend? Would you rather I focus on the negative rather than a very clear positive that is good for everyone to take note of?

​ @Nathanclbb I didn't mean to criticize u or the massagist, only was saying that I found stupid asking if there was any difference between massaging Chinese or white people, or black or whatever. I know they can be some differences in health aspects, but in this case doesn't apply, just don't get the point of asking that

@@obamanyan well so I obviously agree with the underlying sentiment but since it was in a reply to my comment it felt as though it was a commentary which had implications for what I pointed out.

I died😂😂😭😭

When he was beating that s*** out of him what he was doing was releasing his own human stem cells which promote the best healing

@@teekotrain6845 Yeah, I really doubt that when this type of therapy was conceived they designed it with optimizing the release of stem cells

WOW, What a Blessing to be worked on by this guy?!!!! He knows What the Body needs by feel, even if your wife said to go Gentle!! Amazing!! When I do reflexology or Accupressure on friends, same reaction, well not as intense as what he was giving you, n afterwards they can move n feel better!! I only picked up fr/ friends who know how, and have worked on me. I’d rather go the natural medicinal plants, massage, etc route w/o pharmaceuticals if I can help it!! Kudos to that gentleman!! I was cracking up at your facial expressions too! Sorry!

@@AndresGomez-ct7qb It was probably one of those things where they knew that it worked but not the exact mechanics of why it helped.

This guy is actually a mob enforcer. Beats money out of people.

Old skool beat down now pay me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude proceeded to run and he was like DoNt run !!!!

See what I mean?

@@delonzo83 can upper class people try it? Or only the lower class?

His technique appears to be to cause so much trauma that you don't notice the original pain.

RIP Laoshu :(

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Lmao

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Lol you weren't paying attention

@Curious por el hecho de ser oriental no significa que puedas dejar tu cuerpo en manos de cualquiera. Se pueden producir lesiones importantes

Or, perhaps he is not professionally licensed, and as such he is unable to charge and can only accept tips?

@@jerrybanley7695 may be I don't know how it works in the US 😊

@@jerrybanley7695 I think in the video he mentioned that he would be making a lot more money if he stayed in Shanghai so I feel like it's more that he doesn't really care about the money as long as he has enough for the essentials.

He said 22. Bad translation.

@@silveralt98 i think it was a typo

It when he first said it

LOL

*Alexa.. play the GTA San Andreas theme.*

This Chinese guy is full of himself great salesman

@@itzprime92 yeah its 100% a salesman speech, its such bullshit. anywhere you work, theres this one guy that could conquer the world but settled for a 15$/h job with no requirements. I had those in all my student jobs.

3 doritos after: If massage was free in America i wouldn’t have come here!

Lol, its just big talk. Common with older Chinese folks

That's what she said 🤣 ❤️

I once had a massage in Thailand (legit, not a “massage”). I hadn’t had a massage in years and am a pretty big dude. She was sweating and struggling throughout. At the end she said something to me in Thai. I asked what she said and she replied “Big monkey”. Lol

@@Outlier68 thats what she said

Yeah they’re so amiable! I went to a Korean restaurant and the owner was so funny and nice. When I came a second time she greeted me with a laugh and a smack on the forehead 😂 I felt like I was with family lol

@@Outlier68 dealt with the exact same exp and words =)) but you feel a lot lighter after it

You’ve obviously never talked to an old person

Right!

@@cubonefan3are you an old person?

Ay, caramba...

You cannot learn without direct experience! I think that applies to all things in life ❤

This man prob wrote it.

To be honest I didn’t see any skill.

@@pre1ryp It's easy to perform a massage, but it's difficult to know how to treat something specifically; hence, a skill. He knew the origin and insertion points for the specific muscles he was treating and he recommended some exercises to do at home. I'm sure he knows other techniques.

@Kev Agreed! Wolff's law

@Kev How is strengthening bone supposed to heal injured tendons? Better yet, how will hitting anyone with highly imprecise strikes to the surface of their body reach the tendons beneath?

@@Douchebagus exactly lol bunch of fools here really believing this quack is healing people. Next they'll be buying and drinking his tea recipe to achieve eternal life

Good business strategy. You tell me how much my service should be valued at. Most of the time a person you overpay

婴儿

O my Lord!

@@technicalsupport6573 是我儿子

@@technicalsupport6573 yes?

I'm chinese but I only speak English. Go ahead! Give it a shot!

wtf

@@numberonefan7630 The only way to prove that you are Chinese by taking the social credit points. We can't have capitalist spies here.

@@numberonefan7630 Are you really Chinese then?

@@xwolfensiriusx ?

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Hahaahahahhahahaah made my day.

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this comment really cranks me up, as if the video didn't crank me up enough.

😂🤣

I could have say it and be a legend too

@@yanis5746 but, you didn't.

@@NickSevereMusic :,(

@@yanis5746 :/

LOL

You need it most.

Hhh

@@crzxm you and me too

@@thisandthat5969 we all

Maybe I'll try this on my kids

Speaking the language of every community is indeed a treasure, just every community is not just one circle or species

It's a form of respect.

depends on who you're talking to, though

My father always said , If you have a headache put a rock in your shoe, then you won't think about your headache! lol..

Lol😆😆

@M C Thanks for your advice! Sorry you don't have a sense of humor..

Like the woman who told me that I must have safetyboots on to enter the factory to protect my toes as they work with stuff that weighs 10 tons. I said to her if I was hit by 10 tons, my toes will be the least of my worries. She did not find it funny.

😂😂😂

Indeed he is lol

he sounded kinda masochisti ngl, you know what even I would laugh my humour is that broken

As a physio, i have to disagree. This is causing more trauma if anything. Edit: definitely causing more trauma 😂

@@benjacques26 and what is the bodies response to trauma?

@@newmonengineering calor, rubor, dolor, tumor and functio laesa 👍

Thats what I’m saying!

Me and you think alike

Let me kick your balls 10 times and that muscle issue will be irrelevant

I'll do it for free

Most places do Swedish techniques, you need to ask/pay for myofascial or deep tissue

Nope

Bring him dedicated disciples so that this knowledge he has doesn't end with him.

I really hope ur being sarcastic lol 😂

People in Africa who have nothing to eat deserve way way better than him, where’s your mind?

@@Pretty_Boy_Proud_Fil-Am can we do both? Can we support holistic doctors and help the poor?

😂😂😂😂😂

I almost cry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good ole fashioned percussive maintenance.

I still give my flatscreens the old “CRT slap” every now and again. Knocks all the dust off the motherboard and power supply

LMAO! WE also bang the Sides of our old TV 🤣🤣🤣

I noticed that. Thinking you’re the only one able to do something, at the best of its ability as well, then you have already failed.

Yeah something master Oogway wld have said 🤣🤣

I haven’t watched yet but this sounds super painful ._.

This is 100% true lol

We are losing these kinds of medicine men in the philippines.their specialty is to fix misaligned bone, nerves and tendons. They knew dislocated bones but old masters died without passing the know how to the younger generation.its good there still a practicing fellow in China.

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@@bethmalubay2214 Yes and western Medicine spread through the world and the entities behind it worked hard and spent billions to ridicule and suppress ancient functional naturopathic medicine. We are living in the dark ages while the common person here in US thinks we are at the pinnacle of medical technology.

He said he has no competition 😂

@HayesyBoy927 😂

Yes it's the stress and tension gone. That's when you know you got a good massage.

Endorphins are a hell of a drug.

​@@Douchebagus It's been dunk that endorphins enter the brain; it anandamide

think it's no more then once a month or somthing you should do that just so you know and also you can get real thai massage in most countrys and it sure helps alot. Like a softer approach to chiropractor that does the whole body

i have question! i sprained my ankle like 6 months ago and ig it healed okay bc it doesn’t bother me anymore but my ankle that was injured looks swollen compared to my other one will it always look like that now ? 😢 does that mean it didn’t heal properly?

@@dimples213 could just be swollen

@@dimples213 beat the shit out of the other one to make them the same size. Probably just swollen.

What's he doing exactly? Which ligaments and tendons is he working on?

@@nikoesser7948 he died of COVID

@@chupapimunanyo2364 stfu

Breaking up mysofacisl tissue

@@chupapimunanyo2364 dude that’s semi racist

“In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best”

@@clintgolub1751 Whar?

@@shotostudio6348 the office.

Sounds drunk

@@clintgolub1751 yeah like the old man said. "A lot of people in this world say random stuff...."

Google smacking lips asmr it's disturbing

Shhhhh hahaha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I find your lack crack disturbing

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@@exolord_trinity1495 LMAO

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Looool. This is the best comment. Can't stop laughing xD

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ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SZNUTEXPgmk.html 🙏🏼

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Seriously? Guy actually has skill?

@@leelunk8235 no I'm just someone with experience and knowledge. 2 things you obviously lack

@@VaeVictus17 🤣😂best reply

@GammaBoy so I play lacrosse and I roll a ball on all my leg muscles for like an hour before and after every game and I can tell you it’s hell, it helps a lot though

@@braydenrubin8627 I just own a random lacrosse ball because I'm Canadian and I do that sometimes too.

Hahaha good one!

LMAO

It ain’t a rumor, it’s a confirmed fact

It doesn't work if the video shows it end

Yeah! People don't tend to realize that scar tissue breaks up much faster when it's rubbed and jostled. Or that it breaks up at all! Scar tissue is not the end of functionality, the body reabsorbs it when possible!

Lol what a bunch of bullshit

@@LMW87MMA .....this basic medical knowledge that scars break up and reabsorb is "bullshit"? Do you want to bet money on that and then check an official medical source? I'm down for $1k if you're so sure.

Is it just or, when I get a bruise or a jab I tend to punch them just to feel the pain. Pain from bruises feels good to me lol!

@@LMW87MMA Aww, cute bait

i.e., we learn by doing. Books can tell you, but only experience teaches you.

He died of Covid

@@sunnysheaven5241 what?? That's unfortunate. . may he rest in peace.

@@kichapi no he didn't there's just people in the comments being ass holes saying this there is no truth to it

@@B_bang22just like he said "there's a lot of people in this world who say random stuff"

I agree. He would prob go viral lol

Him : Crazy wife , I'l go outside not to start a fight with you Let's beat some random people to take my pain away !

best job in the world

And he even paid for it! :D

Shit damn right.

I call my mother Mr. Miyagi

Well it’s not entirely the truth. That would mean you can’t learn from theory

No, that shoulder was a bear. You should see the most recent video. Guy had to do like four adjustments, and xiaoma was in tears by the first one.

Ye

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Major Pain treatment 🤣😂🤣

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im a guy and had a painful massage once, then it dawned on me that thats how a woman must feel when they say “it hurts” during sex. You know, it supposed to be a pleasure, but its really uncomfortable.

PERCENT ONE HUNDRED

@@bobcoleman9045 Dude, his FINGERS.! (Just the fingers).

Peut-être du Québec?

They're tuning out the screams lol

Where. How did u find him.

If you live in America I have bad news about the elderly in native cultures. Plus the elderly we leave in the nursing homes to rot every year

@@cubonefan3 maybe the ‘bad news’ is people volunteer for all that shit??

hahahaha

@@tonobehnke5885 i think he said the guy is too young to have a wife

He was thinking "this guy got yellow fever"

@@estelaangeles2346 Yes, to somehow get out of it.

@@lt_danslegs what do you mean?

Yikes

Ikr

🤣 same thing I thought hahahahahah

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7:35 - woman to the right walks like a regular customer of his

@@iceswallow7717😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

​@@iceswallow7717💀

@@iceswallow7717 nah 💀

And pays him for it LoL

Bruh o was looking for title comment

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Chinese Grandpa Still Hustling, Entrepreneur For 70 Years, No One Is the Wiser

😂😂😂

Need the camera on her when she defends you

Still doesn't matter for gangsta Grandpaa

I thought it was his decoy “wife”…he’s definitely ghey

Or the familar spirit in him.

are body parts devil?

Curious as to how much xiaoma said for the massage?

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This channel helps spread the pandemic. You people are disgusting for supporting this murderer who leaves his home. Stay home, save lives.

Stop screaming or I'll give you something to scream about!! XD

Sounds like every Chinese grandparent

Somehow I learned this from my time in Shaolin. The trick is knowing the pressure points and applying precise consistent pressure to it. Started giving free massages to all of my friends and family just for the satisfaction of seeing them suffer in the moment and then sweet gratification afterwards. Edit: Also doing finger push-ups help

Lmao!!!!!

Yessssssss 🤣😂

She knew that was going to happen. It's an old Chinese secret. 😉

@@royhi1809 Exactly! Xiaoma must have pissed her off so she decided to exact revenge by telling the healer: "Go lighter on him." Hahahahaahahahah

I dont know about humble lol

@@colin3217 yeah idk about that part

It's like the saying “Fight Fire with Fire"

Hi! Big fan

It looks horrible but feels really good. Try it.

Does it pain 😱

@@brendonrebello2005 nice English bro

@@lihpws what's english?

I'm chinese and chinese is my worst language and my most hated so I respect you to actually try to learn such a hard language even though you don't need to

@@roylim1169 thank you so much for the support ❤️😩 my native language is Arabic and i thought that it's a hard language because sometimes i don't really understand it but when i first started learning Chinese 6 months ago it was really so hard because I'm a person who forget a lot but I'm doing my best Actually if i did learn it for sure i has a reason I'll keep going until i achieve my dream

@@itsjinie5722 watch some Chinese shows and listen to some music or get some Chinese friends. How I learned Chinese lol

@@itsjinie5722 I've found that Chinese is rather hard at first, but after you understand the basics, it become much simpler, especially speaking and listening in my opinion. Personally, writing is kinda a struggle for me though, but I feel like that's more of a me issue because I know other people that are very good at writing. Keep at it, you got this!

@@itsjinie5722 but actually its true. We need to memorize many things in learning chinese. I hope u work hard for it bc totally worth it when u wanna get a job

Nigerian yeah?

@@mubaraksuleiman5227 yes ooo

did you get a happy ending tho?

@@側田-u3u Bruh...

@@側田-u3u bruh

@Nanbopally huh?

@@DubstepHeroDH ignore them. probably a typo or they are a spam bot

Yeah, race is just a social concept, not a genetic one. Humans nearly died out several times, so there was a lot of i*cest in ancient times, meaning humans don't have much genetic diversity at all, and East Africans are usually more closely related to Europeans and Asians than to West Africans. So there's no genetic base for races at all, so it's true what he says.

@@solar0wind let every person on earth be able to say the n word now

@@duckmeat4674 There's nothing genetic preventing you from saying it. Social factors prevent it. Race is a social construct, so the fact that it's not a genetic one doesn't change anything about these social factors.

This was pretty wholesome

Looked more like grandpa assaulting his grandson. Lol

@@Quantum3691your so soft.

@@yejihwang444 nah that looks painful. Lol.

@@Quantum3691 That's the point. If it isn't painful, there will be no benefit.

🤣 I was thinking the same 🤣

Brilliant

Minecraft style