Harley Quinn is not very smart. 

He's also dutiful to paying his taxes (unlike a certain billionaire playboy)

@@teal_m_101 It's cause his insanity goes as far as having confrontations with the police and Batman, but not the IRS

He is crazy enough to take on batman but IRS? Nooo thank you

There are only two things the joker fears. The irs and divorce court.

Lawsuits are civil cases

Yup fake heterosexuality

_"So do I. Have been all my life. We'll have a gay marriage. Tell you what, I'll be the _*_guy_*_ in the relationship"_ -Phil Ken Sebben

A similar thing happened to a friend during prom night: asked a girl out, she stated she was into women, then he gasped and said, "OMG, me too! We have so much in common!"

@@DakotaofRaptors "Write that down,write that down!"

Huh. I don't know how to feel about this..

"But at least I can skate on those abs!" 😍 Edit; after reading up on what Harley has done, I no longer feel sympathy for her (think of the worst thing, multiply it by 4, and she's done worse)

@@Rahnonymous into a vat of acid, that is

So, a relationship from the 50's?

Lol

@@BottleofJarritos at least in the 50s there was romance in the beginning and a lot of grandparents do stay together a while so it wasn't that bad

Well yeah, if he left that means he wasn't around to make things worse for them. Probably the best thing to happen to that kid, honestly

Happened to Cybersix

...I didn't knew that the joker was bla-

@@mr.gentlemanfish1011 L comment

​@@mr.gentlemanfish1011 pftt lmao nah as a Black person that's funny that funny as hell 🤣

If I recall that is literally canon in The Batman (the 2005 TV show). She wasn't even his first attempt, he got one of Robin's classmates to be his sidekick first (which was an update of Gagsworth, kind of) and that didn't work out so he went for Harley soon after.

@@JacobNintendoNerd99 Batgirls classmate, not robin

@Jacob Heward “Yo dudes, fighting batman is pretty chill. You should like join me or something”

He's jealous of Robin having batman to himself lmao

Joker: Why is it alright for you to get fuck buddies but I get one and it's wrong?! Batman: Catwoman and I ar- Joker: I meant the revolving door of teenagers you keep, Jeffery.

I mean, in her more modern interpretations, she really doesn't in that way. At least, comic's wise.

Lmao

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 At least in this video she does

@@PrixtoTNT yeah, because it's based off of the older Harley, but mean, in the comics at least, she's been a lesbian since The Joker strapped her to a missile and fired her half way across Gotham, she had a love affair with Poison Ivy, and has basically had a full redemption arc to the point where she's considered an honourary part of the bat family. Edit: Can you fucks read the rest of the fucking comment chain before replying "Umm, she's bi actually", have a fucking attention span before trying to correct me on something I already know.

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Yeah I know, she passed from villain, to antihero, to hero. To be honest I like classic villain Harley the most but I'm leaving the point. The thing is that the original comment is making a joke based on this video

Yeah pretty much. One either abuses the other. In telltales it was the other way around. They are both horrible people at the end of the day

their lego multiverse relationships are stable and sometimes wholesome

The most stable in them in the White Knight comics.

What about Lego Batman

@@KiiBon that's what i was saying

What the actual fuckkkk

Holy shit 😮

Even the cutting off the face and the acid?

​@@OneDapperFrog yes

I knew about all of it except the face cutting. I know he cut his own face off but when he get to her face?

He's insane, not stupid.

After playing the Arkham Knight, I can confirm that this is true

also he hates nazis

@@gagamelius1887 Not really

that's the perfect way to put it

What kind of sicko would have them as a goal, better yet, how bad would your relationship have to be to make this a higher standard?

@@Aceshot-uu7yx People who only watched Suicide Squad.

@@TheQueensAce719 how bad would your relationship have to be for this to be a goal then?

@@Aceshot-uu7yx Either a really $hitty one or none at all.

@@Aceshot-uu7yx you would either have to be in a somehow even more so life threatening relationship, or be horrifyingly mentally ill

It's all that crazy hes tryna contain

@@screamingeggstv352 lmao

If you sat on the joker would it feel good

And he has to draw Joker twice as many times just to get that effect

@@notpostinganymorecusinacti6206 i wonder how to reply to this comment-

Haven't noticed that

Harley in comics: dummy thicc Harley here: a whole ass bakery

@@jasonalcatraz5817 she ate the goddamn bakery

Implying jokers appearance is incredibly accurate and not exaggerated in any way

@@expanddong2.0 it is not

@@expanddong2.0 wym joker looks fine.

Psychopaths only give you a chance to leave when they're absolutely sure you'll stay

@@samuelj743 do a good job, ya know?

It’s kind of weird that they keep doing the “Harley wants to leave the abusive Joker and become strong and independent” plot line because You know She fell in love with him despite being fully aware he was a crazed lunatic It’s like Ann Boone growing a conscious and leaving Ted Bundy

@@hilotakenaka they keep supporting the independent plot because the Harley and Joker dynamic is getting tired and boring.

@@fantrash5698 says who? That's the best is when they are together. Every time harley gets a solo anything it falls flat. She is a good character but she is not a story carrier.

@Ryan Jones cry

i can respect that, because i do it muahahahah

@Ryan Jones ok am i a mysogynist lol

@Ryan Jones I am misogynist too

@Ryan Jones i love gay men, i fuck with them

Because he's crazy

"Roleplay is fun" Harley, probably

The joke is that these are all things Joker has canonically done/tried to do to Harley.

2

"Batsy" the one true love.

Goker*

Why- why did this make me wheeze

Manbat giddy after horrendously mutation himself: SHOWTIME...

Batman*

@@rubenoctave4156 That’s the joke, welcome to it. Your complimentary gift basket is on the kitchen island.

@@BigJiggly Man, you sound badass; you found that on Reddit, or we're you just dropped as a child.

Oh wow, I didn't notice it either

Good eye

Lol!

@@lodoly3368 no actually I think she has a bad eye

Same

Yeah, that was genuinely my favorite part of this

No that’s Melvin brother of the joker

@@ragedog8800 best part is it’s not even a typo

@@orangejoe2147 oh hyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

@@Hatster985 Rev up ya Harley

@@Hatster985 BRRRRRRRRRMHMHMHMHMHMH

Only when in the hands of writers who butcher Joker's character like Scott Snyder and Tom Taylor

It happened sadly. It was the _Harley Quinn Futures End_ tie-in where the pair were on a tropical island and Harley only got mad when she learned Joker wasn't going to jump in with her.

@@antasmunchie You've never watched/read old batman stuff have you?

Fr fr

@@antasmunchie What's wrong with their Joker?

Now, into the vat. *slap* AAAAAAAAAAA *cut off*

Same. I keep coming back for the "That's hawt." "HOT!?!?!?!!"

Literally Pelo ending

@@JeanMarceaux agreed

@@catbatrat1760 SAME LMAO

Reminds me of a faster paced Ed Edd and Eddy, or maybe Home Movies.

read the description

@@ihavetinyweewee lol yes, it makes him look like he’s vibrating

He do be kinda vibin' tho.

He must've had lots of caffeine

I knew it was that Miles John's design! I was really confused that this wasn't made by him!

Oh, no wonder it looked so familiar to goker, i was thinking this was like a form of sequel to goker lmao.

@trinitylovesyou nayone?

@trinitylovesyou based

@trinitylovesyou according to all the encyclopedia, yes even dramatica, nayone is not recognized as word.

Eh, it's mostly a dumb teenaged girl thing. Like twilight back in the day. Every generation has something dumb girls idolize 'till they get older and realize how toxic it'd actually be in rl

​@@RyansFine he was talking about the voice of joker sounds exactly the same in the show when he said hot bro read and understand the comment first

Your profile picture made me scratch my phone for 2 minutes trying to take the hair away. Well played.

@@RyansFineDo you not know how to read?

​@@RyansFine what on earth are you talking about?

0:46

If only your father existed

So she isn't into dark jokes but is into batman... doesn't make sense, Because the movies are pitch black jokes! 😭

@@OverStrive2008 dont remember the batman movies having black humor? they're kind of dark but no real dark humor.

@@oscarlove4394 the movie brightness is none

@@OverStrive2008 ah, i see. the joke went over my head.

Elon Musk

*Amber*

It made me feel bad for Harley, she probably wouldn’t be such a bad gal if it weren’t for her odd obsession with Joker.

I had a friend who thought their relationship was beautiful... ... I worry about her a lot.

@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 heeeeeeee. highs and lows on her own she may have never went the way of the clown, but even in the BTAS companion comics she was not as squeaky clean as it's the average perception

I͜͡k͜͡r͜͡ k͜͡i͜͡r͜͡b͜͡y͜͡

its sad that thats true

This still is not a comment

Well, it's meant to be accurate.

@@bobert2746 What else is it then? An Alpaca?

Now into the vat

AAAA

the irs are a military that literally has plans to operate after the end of society and beginning of a post-apocalypse era

@@saulwright5663 and also not pay them (while knowing how to) tax evasion is pretty cool

Professionals have standards

@@carl.5756 but he does pay his taxes. he's scared of the irs unlike you seem to be

@@jockeyfield1954 ah- i assumed a great, classic villain would share a disdain for the IRS as i do, also i dont think the GOTHAM pre-joker shit does, thats the only one ive really watched

I mean, she was still alive. And in some interpretations (like the Telltale Batman Game), it was actually kinda fun, though there the Joker was so incredibly gay it hurt to watch.

I personally have never once seen anybody genuinely say that they want a relationship like Joker and Harley's. Ever. But the sheer amount of others that I HAVE seen talking about those people gives me no choice but to believe that they must exist somewhere.

Is it just me but I've never heard anyone say that ?

@@toolatetothestory "I mean, she was still alive" 💀💀💀💀 Oh she was just pushed off the building by a guy that wouldn't care if she died from that and she luckily survived so i guess it wasn't so bad 🤔🤔 Lol

@@tcrijwanachoudhury there's a lot of people that say Harley is better off with the Joker... It's kinds weird They think her better version is when they are together in a horrible toxic relationship

Robot Chicken Palpatine, specifically

@@nerdgeekman The best Palpatine

Except this Joker was funny.

@@tappajavittu damn bro

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT XDD

thats why i like their relationship in a sense, bc i went through the exact same thing. deadass. i just hope maybe one day i can find my ivy

daddy issues, too easy.

S&M but in the worst criminal way possible

​@@Corgi_faxif only dads didn't have issues, we all be p good

That's not the Joker, that's the Goker, (or maybe it's his brother Melvin)

That joker design is by Miles John

I was just thinking that

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this

Thank goodness we share a braincell

You can't plead insanity for irs related crimes

Of course he's scared of the IRS. They took down Al Capone!

your pfp triggers my ptsd

The Joker has fought Batman for years. He knows how Batman works. But he isn't a lawyer, accountant, or someone who regularly works with those people. So The Joker doesn't know how they work.

​@@Sewblonlol

Other then the fat fetish thing that's pretty based

@@trippiehippie5262 wrong

@@trippiehippie5262 Bruh wtf

Joker cannonically says that women can't be funny

@@spamtong.spamton4473 Based af

😢

Damn bro brendon had some rough days

The description sahs the design is from Miles John

I was getting AAAHH! REAL MONSTERS! Specifically their teacher.

@@chiporskip the grumble

Lol that’s what I came here to say!

That's what society and/or vat of chemicals does to you.

That's just regular Joker

How did we get here?

I mean he is the same clown who is exposed to his laughing cush constantly only to not feel a thing.

High Intelligence, Low Wisdom.

IN PSYCHOLOGY TOO…

Maybe she's just a masochist

Doesn't she have two?

@@trippiehippie5262 like markiplier?

Suicide squad Harley and joker

Is nothing

Harley is also a mix but I can't pinpoint what

I was looking through the comments trying to figure out why the fuck that voice was so familiar to me, freaking Stewie

I swear, Joker is one thirsty mf for bat meat

-_-

😂

Its what the thumbnail means

Yeah this even beats LEGO Batman Movie Joker, who was kinda sane all things considered.

Nope, LEGO exists and is stable quirky fun.

@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 definitely i dont think bringing godzilla and king kong into gotham was sane at all

@@primatelover99 And the eye of Soran.

@@_-Lx-_ I wouldn’t say he’s stable but definitely not as insane as the other ones So I agree with you XD

just wait until he uses cool whip to defeat batman

​@@Alpharelic*cool hwhip

he never cut off her face

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 not yet at least

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 No, but he did try.

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 might have been one of the obscure comics or doobus making up one that he'd do

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 he's waiting for the vat of acid to lossen the skin first😉

Lots of psychologists get into the field to learn how to cope with their own trauma, psychologists are rarely mentally stable and normal functioning

But the Joker was just trying to get away from her, not make her his lovesick side-kick. So maybe Joker isn't good enough at manipulating? Too good for his own good? Took it too far this time? He underestimated how attractive everything about who he is would be to her? Cheesecake milk shake?

@@kabusohikaru6187 You hit the nail on the head, coming from a psychology major with daddy issues and prior abuse. Harley Quinn per her lore had abusive parents that wanted nothing to do with her. We can learn as much psychology as we want but we all succumb to our Freudian mindset.

a woman studying psychology will barely equip her to fight manipulation let alone a dude lmaoo

And how gullibly stupid she can be.

It explains why the bitch is so popular nowadays, doesn’t it?

“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nohoho, thank you!”

ITS YOU!!

@@blueflamingo4526 HERE I AM

What killed me was "you got me! Now into the vat

@@grapedalfthegrape That was the cherry on a cake XD And the reason why is because it contrasted with the otherwise mellow vibe of the video. This guy has a good sense of timing

Same here the delivery was smooth as silk 🤣

As boyfriend, I can confirm.

Well I’m guessing the only reason most people want it bc they only watched suicide squad and only see it as a “bad boy and girl” relationship and don’t know the full context behind their actual relationship

The only one that would be all right would be the relationship they have in the Lego Batman movie, they actually do care for each other in that.

Because, and hear me out... SHE IS INSANE!

battered wife syndrome go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Real talk, read "Harleen." It perfectly shows exactly how and why Harley fell for his trap.

Unfortunately it's similar to how abuse victims will justify and excuse their abusers.

Read the batman comic call white knight and you will see why Harley Quinn don't give up on the joker. I think.

Because she has Stockholms Syndrome bruh, it's an actual illness and she's clearly intended to have it, she was kidnapped and brainwashed to the point she can't reason or protect herself from him.

Lol

Quite literally it’s both, or just the former if the story has her within a relationship with him

tragic my ass.

Haven't seen you in a while

@@redflame2328 why your ass?

Not canon

I learned of that word because od Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Loved the P&S animation!

@@DoobusGoobus

Lol

Not to mention they both killed people together

Well, I mean she did enjoy getting shocked in the animated Suicide Squad so...

@@dangerdantheone she needs put down at this point

Con todo lo que a echo Hasta parece un acto insignificante

And of course, the Joker’s deadliest enemy of all- *Charlie Collins*

Fr, and since she studied those disorders, mental disabilities and all that shit, still went for a psycho. She surely must have also been told not to trust them, as it isn’t hard to tell they are clearly manipulating

All of this shit 💀 and more

The question is what didn’t he do to her?

Poor Harley 😞

I can’t agree more! Especially at 0:47

@@mr.stomatopoda AHH

She also has very big honkers.

Yes sireee. Now into the vat.

Yes.

no literally

He is obsessed with Batman He is extremely sadistic and twisted af It's literally not in him to be kind at all, so anyone he's into or even knows, gets treated the worst ways possible

@@Knux5577 yeah but it seems like Batman gets special treatment, man’s got a SHRINE

🤨

If i remember in the injustice comic you get to see Harley realizing who the joker is and moves on but also a Harley that refuses to see the truth

I wish a real woman would love me like that. Or in any way.

@@jodgee2374 🤨🤨🤨

So basically love is blond scenerio?

That shit is nightmare fueling

Don’t knock it till ya try it

Not surprised

Fuckin _what_

@@Inglonias Everything in the video happened in the comics

@@Inglonias Read The Injustice comics.

"in the comics" is such a vague term and an easy way to spread misinformation. The casual audience associates all universes together and that's how misconceptions spread

Very subtle 👁

No one says that it’s the fact that we know she gonna go back plus it kinda does since that’s the point of her character

@@mev1221 "no one says that but I am saying that" lol

They’d stil want it

Mid

@@-.-deezhuts6143 mfw DeezHuts called my favorite iteration of a character mid in the comments of an animated short.(I am crying more tears than when I realized my whole worldview is a sham because Xxgamerbro84xX thinks feminism is cringe)

Fr joker and Harley is fun but the dynamic has been explored to death. It feels weirdly refreshing to see her with Ivy

@@-.-deezhuts6143 Mate, the only other version of Harley Quinn is a mentally ill woman in the most abusive relationship in all of fiction

Not really Harley has barley any sort of character without the joker. She basically just an “oooo I’m so quirky.” Character now.

@@error_the_crow, Actually I heard they did get married in a certain part of the manga.

@@error_the_crow, I only heard. I don't know which sadly.

@@error_the_crow Its called the Electric Tale of Pikachu. The thing its most well known for other than having Jessie and James get together is that it was drawn by a hentai artist, and you could obviously tell. A lot of the art had to be censored for the official american release.

soooo, every second thursday in-between schemes?