Harry Potter and the Slightly Unfortunate Child 

Time travel that doesn't make sense.
Poorly-masked sexual tension.
Angst.
Maybe Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was bad enough on its own and didn't need a parody to be comical, but dammit, we in The Green Room - Amherst College's student-run theater group - tried our hardest anyway. This original production is presented to you by students who hated Cursed Child just as much as you did.
Haven't read Cursed Child? We don't blame you! No prior knowledge necessary, so see what ridiculousness you managed to avoid and stop living in a state of blissful ignorance.
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Director: Dakota Meredith
Stage Manager: Sophina Flores
Technical Advisor: Denison Marsland-Rello
Lighting Design: Denison Marsland-Rello with Dakota Meredith and Sophina Flores
Writing Team:
Dakota Meredith
Denison Marsland-Rello
Sophina Flores
Michael Barnett
Max Paul
Tessa Peierls
Cast:
Michael Barnett ~ Albus Potter, Dementor
Andrew Floersheimer ~ Amos Diggory, Dementor, Viktor Krum, Craig, Student
Paola Garcia-Prieto ~ Hermione Granger-Weasley, Student
David Green ~ Scorpius Malfoy
Michelle Han ~ Ginny Potter, Severus Snape, Student
Kristin Henry ~ Lily Luna Potter, Delphi
Lily Johnson ~ Professor McGonagall, Dementor
Denison Marsland-Rello ~ Draco Malfoy, Ludo Bagman, James Potter, Student
Kalaya Payne-Alex ~ Rose Granger-Weasley, Fleur Delacour
Tessa Peierls ~ Ron Weasley, Student
Mark Simonitis ~ Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory, Student
Frank Tavares ~ Hugo Granger-Weasle, Sorting Hat
Techies: Bia Cassano, Hyourin Martina-Hood
Resident Wig Expert (Ron Weasley): Lilly Mommens
Poster Designer (Video Thumbnail): Michael Barnett
Filming and Editing: Miriam De La Riva Ovalle