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Harry Styles | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 89

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THE BABES ARE BACK!!!! Sal doesn't know Usher?! What would you do with Justin Bieber money? What is really going on with this Subway tattoo promotion. Could you live off Subway sandwiches? Sal HATES the new hat he bought. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS HAT!!! What is the best sketch comedy show of all time? The babes investigate what Monks do all day. What does it mean to be a monk. Jail for the weekends is an option in certain parts of the world. The EVIL secrets of Disney. Is Disney even fun or just all hype? Sal hates lakes. Sal breaks down his punishment on Impractical Jokers down in the Bayou. Chris spills the beans on Riff Raff's real name. HEY BABE!
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00:00 Intro
01:21 Does Sal know Usher?
7:33 Harry Styles is a Zaddy
10:13 Buy a Friend a Subway Tattoo
13:09 Sal Airs a Grievance
17:21 Key & Peele
20:27 A Monks Life
30:42 Babes Ads
33:40 Weekend Jail
38:45 Nick Cannon Has Another Baby
41:10 Safari Isn’t for Him
43:53 Disney Evil?
49:27 Impractical Jokers Swim With Alligators
55:02 New Orleans Fun
57:18 Give Sal A Refund
58:51 Love RiFF RAFF
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@Mylesfinch 2 года назад

The "if you're listening and we know that you are" line is under-rated. I love it

@dankirt15 Год назад

Take it up with bloom café!!! 🤣

@parisab6 2 года назад

The fact that Chrissy Convos has 45 podcasts, but still waves the microphone around so I can’t hear every 3rd word is amazing!! Haha!! 🤣

@evenbuzzard4642 2 года назад

Never heard of "burn".

@seanwilliams5382 2 года назад

He thinks he’s doing stand up🤣

@baossn9563 2 года назад

Its bcuz youre persian

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

@@seanwilliams5382 "Sit-down Comedy" like late period but pre-downfall Cosby

@arizonabillsmafialetsgobuf7220 2 года назад

Has those Staten island hands movements!

@Sludgedump 2 года назад

Sal getting uncomfortably close to the camera while reading his dates brings joy into my life

@monique4540 Год назад

It really does

@PooNagoo 2 года назад

I love Chris genuinely dying laughing at the hat 😂😂😂

@sogoodgolf 2 года назад

Pretty sure this man was high 🤣

@gremmalin 2 года назад

jp hogg oo xyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nowl

@ifael1 2 года назад

I've never seen Chris laugh as hard as when Sal put that hat on lmaooo

@Rafachafasssss 2 года назад

“When the f*ck did we get ice cream” was one of my favorite parts of that movie 🤣🤣

@savannahjordanhehe 2 года назад

omg i died when they quoted that, it’s my favorite part of that movie 😂😂😂

@HDTHappen 2 года назад

same! and I completely forgot about that movie until they said that. cue me saying it to myself for the next 5 minutes.

@SabrinaRene4565 2 года назад

Lol I quote this every opportunity I get 😂

@MeganJacquard 2 года назад

The hat situation made me laugh so much. I needed it thanks babes

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

Sal looked like Kurt Angle wearing the toy cowboy hat

@MeganJacquard 2 года назад

@@MPHswayze 😭😭😭 so specific but on point

@RyneMurray23 8 месяцев назад

That hat looks like how children draw hats on their stick figures 😂😂

@JustinWoodwardComedy 2 года назад

The face on Sal’s shirt looks hilarious from different angles as he’s sitting

@chizobamokeke9461 2 года назад

Sal: "Can I air a grievance?" Proceeds to justifiably vent about that outrageous hat. Me: Laughs hysterically! Almost dies from choking via breakfast cereal! 🤣🤣🤣 🥣🎤🧢

@puffdaddy69 2 года назад

That hat is egregious

@brandibastian4193 2 года назад

But was the serial magic spoon that you ordered with the coupon code babes!?

@chizobamokeke9461 2 года назад

@@brandibastian4193 Allegedly!

@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 2 года назад

Shout out magic spoon

@brandibastian4193 2 года назад

@@MrsParksIsInTheHouse if you're watching and we know that you are

@jedwardcalabro 2 года назад

Hey guys, My girlfriend, Katy, is a big fan of your show. She told me you were looking for people who have been monks. I was a Franciscan friar, living in San Francisco, from 2017 to 2021. At the time, I was a member of the Episcopal Church, not Roman Catholic, but we took the same vows and lived similar lives. If you have any questions, I’ll do my best to answer them as honestly as I can. Thanks. I can provide proof if needed. Sincerely, James

@josef2012 2 года назад

What do you do now? Were there problems with the management?

@jedwardcalabro 2 года назад

@@josef2012I went back to teaching after I left. I'm trying to find a job in Project Management at the moment. There were disagreements I had, but after reflecting on it for over a year, I understand now the organization was probably in serious need of fixing long before I joined.

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

@@josef2012 The management line made me laugh, "monestaries have the worst HR departments! I quit!"

@josef2012 2 года назад

@@jedwardcalabro Best of luck,wish you well 🙏

@lindboknifeandtool 2 года назад

Get this puppy to the top!

@JoshuaGropp 2 года назад

I started a new drinking game for this episode, taking a sip every time Chrissy says 'like'. I'm in rehab now

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

Drink in the chaos

@brandorobot 2 года назад

Good thing you didn't choose the word literally because you'd LITERALLY be dead.

@JoshuaGropp 2 года назад

@@brandorobot like, literally

@dntgvafuk89 2 года назад

Should have picked literally 😄

@LadyEsco725 2 года назад

Should we do a wellness check???

@tracerdchaney 2 года назад

As a harry styles fan and a babe, this is the crossover I never knew I wanted

@lathe_thegreat2658 2 года назад

the camera work during Sal’s plug in the beginning is perfect

@scottyp2505 2 года назад

My uncle did weekends in jail for a DUI and he liked it a lot better lol. He had a job Monday through Friday and he said it was nice to be able to have freedom and talk to people who aren’t inmates

@JordanM1630 2 года назад

Those Sal close ups were needed PIMPY thank you and loves

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

I hate the edits and camera cuts, they're too good! It'd be so much easier to listen to this pod but Pimpy's gotta go and make the video version necessary

@Chloe.zyxwvu 2 года назад

@0:30 please do every ad read/plug this way. This was the most enjoyable experience I’ve had and even went back a couple times to listen again.

@saralopez7834 2 года назад

“I’ll kill Justin Timberlake because I’m not racist “ 😂😂 we love a babe who’s an ally

@IFingeredCaitlinClark 2 года назад

Sal not knowing “burn” might be the biggest surprise on this show until he officially comes out

@nickc247 2 года назад

How would that be a surprise?

@notavictim2007 2 года назад

When Sal asked ‘I wonder what monks collect?’ I instinctively said out loud to no one: “Funko Pops” and then pictured a monk being like “yeah I found this limited edition SDCC 2015 Wolverine on EBay… it cost me $500 but I’m really proud of it” 😂😂😂

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

Limited edition Ghost of Tshushima Warrior Monk figure, gotta have it!

@ashleyromero5302 2 года назад

The way Sal’s shirt folds makes that lady look terrifying.

@madisonsanok5495 2 года назад

The babes look uncomfy in the chairs. Put them back on a couch. They’re couch babes.

@ashleym6229 2 года назад

Me and my friends was like 9 years old out on the trampoline in the rain singing Burn like we was hosting a concert 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mackenzieshaw9362 2 года назад

I don't think I've ever seen Chris laugh so hard lol

@ajp2121 2 года назад

I’d take the 1 year. If you went with 5 years the other inmates would always request you do things for them on the outside knowing you’ll be back next weekend.

@slimshady5050 2 года назад

You’re in a holing cell for the weekend

@jennifers.3818 2 года назад

@@slimshady5050 not always. Depends on the jail. In my area you're in general.

@jakehoffman7525 2 года назад

That’s Charlie Browns baseball hat 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing

@evanliveshere 2 года назад

omg sal's ad read HAHAHAHAHAHA

@carsnsmoke 2 года назад

Sal is my spirit animal 😂😂😂😂

@derrik-bosse 2 года назад

THE CUT AT 45:02. "There's an eeevilness to Disney." Couldn't have said it better.

@Danielbailey25 2 года назад

As rich as sal is, it’s hilarious he’s willing to go through the trouble of returning a $50 hat 😂😂

@natinanat2238 2 года назад

Chris and Sal laughing at the hat was the best, i couldn't stop laughing at them laughing, on another note the hat looks like one that volleyball players wear with the front flicked up though

@kylemcgill2966 2 года назад

Just went back and listened to "Burn" by Usher and I have to admit it doesn't ring a bell. I think "Yeah" overshadowed it.

@paolaacevedo5715 2 года назад

Love this podcast, genuinely so happy everytime there’s a new episode, you guys are awesome ❤️

@sameerbhamra8110 Год назад

48:09 “ALLEGEDLYYYYY 💁🏽‍♂️” 😂 gets me every time

@aylinh143 2 года назад

If I had a dollar every time Chrissy said literally, I would literally have thousands of dollars. 💰

@5chris520 Год назад

"When the fuck did we get ice cream" lol😂😂😂😂 that's my favorite part of the ringer movie

@PearlDrumsHead 2 года назад

Sal’s that one guy who doesn’t get the herpes joke people always crack when they reference Usher’s Burn. TAKE IT UP W/ BLOOM CAFE SAL!!!

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

He TOOK IT UP WITH BODEGA and they never answered!

@G_FRE 2 года назад

TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

@Mr2121ricky2121 2 года назад

What episode does take it up with bloom cafe start

@G_FRE 2 года назад

@@Mr2121ricky2121 I'm not sure, I think 2 episodes ago

@brittneydaniels6065 2 года назад

I LOVE THE RINGER REFERENCE!!!! I feel like everyone I talk to has no idea what that movie is lol. Love You babes

@MookTTV 2 года назад

I need a hey babe hat like that now !! Seriously

@davidosorio4249 2 года назад

Chris's genuine laugh at the hat is everything i need in life.

@MrFeatheredSerpent 2 года назад

What did y’all forget to edit out ‘cause I can’t view it!? 😝

@Not_Knowing108 2 года назад

Since you asked, for real I was a Hindu monk for 3 years. Each monk was assigned to a work group. Myself and one other monk were the main cooks for the 22 monks that lived there. The others did outside work/landscaping. Another group did publications and outreach, and the last took care of all the finances. We all worked for 8 hours a day like a normal job. We worshiped for about 45 minutes and meditated for 1 hour a day as a group. But we also had individual vigils that were 3 hours long of being in the temple alone at all hours of the day, performing Puja and meditation, studying scripture, etc. My vigil was from 3am to 6am everyday.

@4nachos112 2 года назад

Chris: I don't even look at social media anymore, V does it. Also Chris: *thinks 3 yr old satirical story on Disney buying Pornhub is fact* 😂😂😂😂

@josef2012 2 года назад

Franks+beans

@chad624 2 года назад

@@josef2012 it is what it is cuz

@jakehoffman7525 2 года назад

Chris laughing at the Hat.. HAS ME CRYING 😂😂👑

@eliontherun 2 года назад

Sal was already worried about looking like the benadryl guy from the painting at YMH studios, now with that hat on it's just perfect

@savrecx 2 года назад

i love how the video starts with chrissy screams "IM IN THE BR-...." i love it, i had to listen four times also, sals closeup talking about how hes COMING TO MY CITY??!! i needed the babes

@patriciam4225 2 года назад

Just impulse bought tickets to Sal’s Toronto show for my husbands birthday after I already bought him a $200 present 😂

@mannymendez07 2 года назад

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life!! @Sal’s grievance 🧢 😂😂

@socancerous 2 года назад

Bunch of Babes in here

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

There's Buds sneakin' aroind here too Babe

@socancerous 2 года назад

@@MPHswayze hahaha

@krystnholladay9802 2 года назад

Chris this is the most you have ever laughed on an episode. I love it so much. 😂

@Infiniteeyes13 2 года назад

There’s a gorgeous Buddhist temple in upstate NY called Kadampa. You babes should totally go and let Pimp document it 🙌 It’s all female monks, who feed the deer by hand at dusk. They make delicious vegetarian food. The monks all have unique personalities- one was the jokester and swore. Another was a mom. There’s varying degrees of strictness in diff subsects. The “how to be a monk” you were reading sounds to be for Catholic churches, like the Benedictine Monks. That temple was laid back and you can join any meditation or not. They have beautiful grounds w/ a hiking path 🌿

@fernfernisfernie 2 года назад

I would love to see them do out and about vlogs together!

@sierramalpass9876 2 года назад

OMG THE RINGER REFERENCE! Chrissy! That was perfect timing!!

@jonasbrothersfan3371 2 года назад

MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS HARRY STYLES AND HEY BABE

@karolgard0730 2 года назад

The mess ups with the videos of monks fighting at 30:18 is fckin hilarious omg

@erikatempleton7837 2 года назад

Y’all are so perfect together. I love it. I sleep and watch all day your hey babe non stop. I’m near Knoxville I’d love to see y’all one day hopefully 🙏

@l33ll3nk1 Год назад

My dad's sister has been a monk since 1991(shaved head and all), she's in her 60s now happily living at mount tremper mountain monastery in upstate NY for about 20 years. I've visited several times and done monk stuff with her. Her birth name is Jody Kimmel but she's been going as Hojin for years.

@kristenstoner7689 2 года назад

Chrissy needs a headset or microphone stand 😂😂😅 Love you both

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

Seriously needs a headset like a pilot or a streamer

@MrDanielSolano007 2 года назад

@@MPHswayze like a fitness instructor… lol

@Ottophil 2 года назад

@@MPHswayze he has a mic like a standup. Hes fine

@liquidfox2796 2 года назад

Blurred corner is my favorite member of the pod.

@kanifalam7835 2 года назад

Chris reminds me of Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder with that hat

@RyneMurray23 2 года назад

That hat would be complete if it had a propeller on top🤣🤣

@kaleighrothlisberger9153 2 года назад

The joy that transpired through my body when I saw this title. The boys and HARRY STYLES? *in my best New Yorker voice* GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!💕

@maccalhoun4764 2 года назад

5 years weekends, Sal made a good point about a work out schedge & meditation weekend lol

@digitalsalsas 2 года назад

HP’s edits are next level. favorite podcast prodoosa

@zackmarshall4680 2 года назад

The hat started looking good at the halfway point of the ep 🔥

@ericmariscal428 2 года назад

I never really noticed Chrissy moving the mic until I saw the comments talking about it. Now it’s all I see 😭 love ya babes!!!

@willvr4 2 года назад

When I was 15 I got locked up and went to Juvi and then essentially a more strict version of military school (court ordered) for 10 months. Once you progressed through the system you got day passes and could eventually go home after school from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening. So I'm definitely taking the 5 years of just weekends in jail.

@hayleebitch3906 2 года назад

I cannot believe sal hasn’t heard BURN BY USHER!!!!!!!!! This will make me spiral

@gilgosseyn6602 Год назад

14:09 LOL Sal bought a hipster welders cap

@tahlia9261 2 года назад

Yasssss what even is sleep when the babes just dropped a new ep

@StevenM801 2 года назад

lolol the freeze frame of evil mickey mouse

@doubled4950 2 года назад

As always, shoutout the boi homeless pimp!!🥶🥶

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

Homed Pimp is off the streets god bless

@Letsgobills716 Год назад

When are we getting “Take it up with Bloom Cafe” shirts?

@amandamarie740 Год назад

😭😭 I’ve never gone to Disney but most importantly I’ve never been able to take my Kids to Disney and it’s my biggest goal in life. It’s easy for those who have gone to Disney or who can to say these things about it. I so badly want my kids to experience the magic of it. My youngest is the sweetest soul in the entire world. Unfortunately the pandemic wasn’t good to our family, and when their father and I split and I moved out, he is what saved me. He will just out of nowhere (especially when he feels I’m sad or needs it, as parents we try to not show it but they just know sometimes) hug me and tell me I’m the best mom, I’m beautiful, he’s now 6 and he ALWAYS holds the door for me, he will run out and meet me at my vehicle and open that door. He had a 101 temp and held the door for me still. He is getting bullied at school, physically and emotionally. His sweet little soul deserves to experience the magic of Disney. I just got home from a 30 hour shift in hospice, had an insane migraine for all of it, worked over 60 hours last week and it’s not enough yet. Why does it have to be so damn expensive? Lol One day! One day my boys and I will make it! ❤❤

@junioraguilar4413 2 года назад

Why can’t I watch this??!! 😫

@bj_ohnson 2 года назад

Go to their channel and click videos . Worked for me

@alexandrelambert4923 2 года назад

You’re blind?

@GriseldaBSF410 2 года назад

Cause it's only available in 240p

@alexandrelambert4923 2 года назад

@@graciedye27 seems good now. Problem fixed. It was sarcastic anyways.

@mikedavis6022 2 года назад

Take it up with bloom café

@mogostedla2669 2 года назад

Sal I really can’t believe you’ve never heard Burn. Like I refuse to believe it.

@dragonsouppodcast 10 месяцев назад

13:11 more of this is needed! 😂

@stephaniehalloran4447 2 года назад

"If there is a Monk watching and we know that you are.."

@kaylaramirez8354 Год назад

Literally burst out loud laughing when you said you went through the bayou with a condom on 💀💀💀💀

@tycase9441 2 года назад

My family had a Vanessa hudgens cut out. Life size that we used to hide in the house in random locations to scare the crap out of eachother. Also Harry styles TIX are so hard to get. I waited in line for hours and still didn’t get them. They sell out in milliseconds

@Bobicles420 2 месяца назад

Chrissy, thats legir my favorite line from The Ringer too. I say it EVERY TIME that movie comes up im convo

@ricky7396 2 года назад

When the fuck did we get ice cream is the best too. Paused this to watch the clip then resumed the Hey Babe chaos.

@brendasantiago813 10 месяцев назад

I absolutamente love you both! I laugh everyday because of you both!

@Death_Before_Dishonor 2 года назад

It’s saying no stream, tap to retry. Every other RU-vid vid will play but not this one

@mondler107 Год назад

Absolutely one year straight!!!! Rather than 5 years of weekends

@cosminaandrei1491 2 года назад

Sal not knowing Burn by Usher is much more forgivable than Chris not know Hey Jude by THE BEATLES! Lol I love how he’s so shocked Sal doesn’t know that one song that was popular for a summer yet he doesn’t know one of the most popular songs ever to be made! 😂😂 love you babes.

@livem4s201 2 года назад

I actually think Chris was onto something with that abduction theory. It could explain a lot.

@vladyfresh 2 года назад

Wtf babes this ish ain’t working!!!!

@katlynch1187 2 года назад

no bc same

@jessrussovlogs 2 года назад

U S H E R R A Y M O N D nowbabytellewhatyouwannado 🔥🔥🔥

@UoenoIDEK 2 года назад

Weekends For 5 Years.. Keep A Monday-Friday Job So I Stay Out Of Trouble & Occupied While Making Money & Back In For The Weekends So I Save My Money & Stay Out Of Weekend Troubles & Could Possibly Still Use Weekends To Meditate/Humble Myself Someway & Things Like That With Positive Change

@ismaelsantiago703 2 года назад

Chris looks like Roscoe from Martin with that hat on 🤣🤣🤣

@the_the__empty Год назад

42:50 IVE BEEN BEHIND THE SCENES AT DISNEYLAND AS A 10 YEAR OLD FOR MY SCHOOL DISTRICTS HONOR CHOIR RECITAL (we literally performed at disney it was pretty surreal)