Physically grab Haruka by the shoulders, look straight into her eyes and tell her with a straight face: "I want to live with you, love you, protect you, and care for you for the rest of our lives." And she'd probably respond: "You're a good friend."
The correct move would be to literally say you want to have sex. Unless your not into sex then this is a pretty clear indicator, much harder to misunderstand than all that stuff you said. Granted friends can bang too so it might not be clear but it should help and can be paired with words like dating and love.
@@SpoopballTBF that's going to be the only way she's getting laid. Unless someone directly tells her they're crushing on her and wants to go on a Romantic Date
This is so common it's funny. My step-sister had a crush on this guy in our friend group but was too shy to say anything. One day we were all hanging out he was being real flirty with her but oblivious dork didn't notice. The look in her eyes after I told her was priceless.
@@hellemperor-1641 Not always, as for one reverse harem example at least there is My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!, which is actually incredibly wholesome at times and with a female protagonist who is shown as extremely dense to how her friendship and kindness to those around her have led to those around her falling in love with her. Even if, originally, when she found out that she got reincarnated as the villainess of a dating sim she played, it was to prevent her own demise as said villainess by other characters. Even given the affectionate nickname of Bakarina by fans, because of how dense she is to everyone's love. Easily one of the best reverse harem anime.
You can HEAR the gears finally click in her head at 8:48 as some important memory just got a LOT of context. Her wail of shame came from the core of her being.
@@MortZar And I just now remembered when my friends casually said they liked me for “5 minutes”…and realized that the number of friends who SAID that to me was 7.
Relatable. I legitimately don't know how many girls I've unintentionally friend zoned for being too nice to a point where I don't even know I'm being flirted with.
Hearing your childhood crush say "You don't count!" Either does psych damage or makes you extra salty like "Dafuq you mean I don't count?! Bitch I'm a catch!" 😂
the stun when she said "youre the type of person that if someone said they liked you youd say 'aww! i like you too!'" it was like she was thinking "omg, i totally would do that."
2:19 Ari: "Haruka, you're the kind of person who, if someone went up to you and said, 'Haruka, I've got a thing for you,' and you would be like, 'Oh, I like you too!'" And then Haruka's face, because she's knows it's true, even though she wants to resist it hard.
Funny Skit Scene ------ Ari: "Babe, I've told you I love you." Haruka: "As great friends right?" Ari: "Sweetie... We've been married for 3 years..." Haruka: "WHAT!?" 🤯
I heard someone say that if you dont know if they like you or not, the next time youre around each other ask them if theyre hungry and want to go get something to eat, thats how you can build rapport and get to know each other better, and you can build from there. Not like I would know anything about it Im not even looking for anyone rn.
To be fair, I just think it's her autism doing it's thing. Like being told for 5 minutes will be taken literally as an estimate of time, and densene comes with it. If you know they got the tisim just straight up say "I got a crush on you" nothing else really gets through.
Haruka: I can never tell when people hit on me. Hey Ari! Do people hit on me? Ari: All the time! And you never notive. Haruka: (surprised Pikachu) I WAS JOKING ARI WTH
"Hey. Haruka. I really like you." Haruka: "Ya! I like you too!" "And, I've been thinking. I think I'd like to spend more time with you." Haruka: "Sure! How's Sunday sound?" "mmmmm...No. Haruka. I mean...I think I have feelings for you." Haruka: "I feel like you're a brother to me too!" *grabs Haruka by the horns* "No. Haruka. Listen to me. I am in love with you. I would like to be your boyfriend and for you to be my girlfriend." Haruka: "But, I already am. I'm a girl and your friend." *shakes head with horns* "NO! I want to be your exclusive, romantic boyfriend and I want you to be my exclusive, romantic girlfriend. And, if that goes well, I would eventually like to marry you, move into a house together, and share our lives with each other till death do us part! PLEASE! Do you understand!?!" Haruka: "...oooooh...OOOOOH... Ya I'm hungry too. Let's go get some Tim Hortons!" *has an aneurism*
I’m guilty of this. I will not see flirting. Oddly - every single person (male and female) has told me about their crush after they invite me to their weddings. Every Single One.
Happened to me when a buddy was trying to set me up with a girl. All we did was click on this group date for 2 hours. Like nothing but chemistry. I just thought we were really, really socially compatible as friends. I then proceeded to never pursue her on another date and my buddy told me like 3 years later. 😂😢
I don't even know how to flirt! I can't even tell if someone is flirting. I'm Dark Matter dense on both sides of flirting. Everyone can feel better about themselves knowing this 😂
i can't tell how you tell somebody flirts with you. But I can tell you how to flirt: FLirting is a joke, in which the punchline is that you find the other person attractive. That's why those ice breakers/pick up lines exist. They even work if you make it obvious enough that you mean them as a joke. Because flirting can be lightheartedly fucking around. Actually, flirting is often that.
The worst instance of me being oblivious was when a girl invited me over for dinner and to "do some homework" late at night. I don't make assumptions when it comes to this stuff, so I go there ready to study and get things done. First we eat. The girl had cooked the dinner themselves; it wasn't super fancy or anything, but it was a homemade meal. I noticed her roommate was out. Apparently, the roommate was with their partner and wouldn't be back for a while. Second, we work for like 30 mins, and she kinda just stops doing homework. I'm like, oh she's probably tired, I'll keep working to get this done. She tells me she needs to wash off and goes to take a shower. I say no problem, I'll be working on this in the meantime, and I can explain things afterwards. Girl proceeds to shower, taking a bit of time to do so. When she's finished, I'm still scribbling away. And now that I look back on it, she's clearly disappointed and isn't as talkative. Once I finish, I'm like, "Oh it's late, I should get going. Thanks a bunch for the food and the assistance. 🙂" And I leave. 🤣 My current GF said it's probably the worst case of being oblivious she's ever seen.
the Autism in me is crying so loudly i understand all of this SHES ACTUALLY JUST LIKE ME FR i can tell when people are flirting or teasing each other but as soon as im thrown in my brain immediately goes "nah theres no way" and i miss EVERY DAMN HINT IN THE BOOK EVERY TIME
I remember, when Haruka told everyone "yeah, I'm on the spectrum, I'm a bit autistic," I thought to myself "Okay, we're still gonna call you a dumb moose sometimes." This is why.
