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@starlingswallow
@starlingswallow 4 года назад
"8 treadmills and he pics the one right next to me?" This is how I feel about public bathroom stalls!!!!
@braderwin9620
@braderwin9620 4 года назад
I worked with a guy that always made an out of order sign for the nest stall every time he went to the restroom
@yumengliu8347
@yumengliu8347 3 года назад
@@braderwin9620 that's a great idea actually...
@jaytotheell
@jaytotheell 3 года назад
@@braderwin9620 omg that's brilliant!!
@jeffreyjewell75
@jeffreyjewell75 3 года назад
People want to be loved
@0193project
@0193project 3 года назад
That's how I feel about parking spaces. I park far away from others on purpose but it never fails that some idiot parks right next to me despite the fact that there are 20 other spaces
@truthteller4442
@truthteller4442 4 года назад
"You don't bring your stretch to da mill." 😂😂
@jones9309
@jones9309 4 года назад
This guy is something special. His material is literally just telling stories in the most Italian way possible 😂
@mr.squidward9936
@mr.squidward9936 4 года назад
There's actually a more Italian way possible. Like, in ITALIAN maybe?
@jones9309
@jones9309 4 года назад
But is it more profitable ? Didn't think so
@jones9309
@jones9309 4 года назад
Every entertainer has there crowd
@boxingandbulldogs6341
@boxingandbulldogs6341 4 года назад
He's American.
@jones9309
@jones9309 4 года назад
@Brandon S your the guy he was talking about at the gym oh wait you don't go to the gym
@deninevh
@deninevh 3 года назад
I'm just happy that I'm not the only one bothered by every single damned thing that people do.
@the-livingkrystal-marinyma5117
@the-livingkrystal-marinyma5117 3 года назад
there is no point though because you cat control others that is a deep set in limiting belief you need to work it out to progress in life
@infidel900rr
@infidel900rr 3 года назад
They're the worst!
@AntBalzano
@AntBalzano 2 года назад
I can’t imagine how hard it is to be you
@deninevh
@deninevh 2 года назад
@@AntBalzano it isn't difficult at all. Usually people who like Sebastian have a sense of humor so maybe you just wandered into the wrong room then, mmm?
@deninevh
@deninevh 2 года назад
It isn't difficult at all. No imagination needed.
@cliftonboyz1959
@cliftonboyz1959 4 года назад
He must love social distancing!
@clairebear1808
@clairebear1808 4 года назад
I am loving it I am a bit like him 😂🤣😂
@jayneporter1640
@jayneporter1640 4 года назад
Gawd, I do.
@stellarusso6226
@stellarusso6226 4 года назад
Neil Wiggs hahaha, true story.
@ragemodels
@ragemodels 4 года назад
@Marlon Ditto 😂🙌😂
@Pinkranger87
@Pinkranger87 3 года назад
@@clairebear1808 me too.
@lisag18
@lisag18 4 года назад
If that running guy was next to me, I'd get off and find another treadmill. I HATE people like that
@caiosartori4499
@caiosartori4499 4 года назад
"Valet jog" is soooo underated in this special. What a great line!. Fantastic material.
@parispoet
@parispoet 3 года назад
That was AWESOME!!! Or the face he puts of sipping on his water backpack! 🤣🤣
@DannyNY
@DannyNY 2 года назад
Let me get your Mercedes
@pbrazor50
@pbrazor50 2 года назад
I also liked "bitch buds." LOL!
@Learn2oo
@Learn2oo 2 года назад
Really? It didn’t interrupt my breathing whatsoever?
@Learn2oo
@Learn2oo 2 года назад
What other remarkably low hanging fruit are you entertained by?
@UptownMilitia
@UptownMilitia Год назад
As a man who goes to the gym and works valet, I feel personally attacked with how accurate that 5.0 valet jog reference
@misslovechild22
@misslovechild22 Год назад
Omg 😂😂😂😂
@Liz-in8lu
@Liz-in8lu 11 месяцев назад
😂
@nosnerd1967
@nosnerd1967 4 года назад
“Ain’t sweating through clothing ...those days are done” lol
@zachhynd
@zachhynd 4 года назад
😂
@diane9247
@diane9247 4 года назад
Loved it!
@coriinakouns8529
@coriinakouns8529 4 года назад
@@zachhynd pq
@coriinakouns8529
@coriinakouns8529 4 года назад
Night underneath
@havefaith4358
@havefaith4358 4 года назад
Ain't he nuts?!
@Violet3017
@Violet3017 8 месяцев назад
We went to see Seinfeld in Winnipeg, Canada last May and unbeknownst to us, Sebastian was the opening act! I didn’t even know who he was, but he was hilarious! So we got a 2 for 1 show!!! So lucky to see him live! And now, each day I try to watch 1 or 2 of his videos just to be able to laugh out loud at life’s absurdities!!
@Adrian-op5ni
@Adrian-op5ni 3 месяца назад
So lucky. He’s my favorite comedian right now. So funny. 😂
@t-bagbagwell1327
@t-bagbagwell1327 4 года назад
Dislikes came from people who train beside sebastian at the gym.
@pauladavis506
@pauladavis506 4 года назад
LMBO!!!
@DaveH046
@DaveH046 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@timotheusmiller
@timotheusmiller 3 года назад
Yes!
@cocoduck7745
@cocoduck7745 3 года назад
they're guys with their little bitch buds
@CainanParker
@CainanParker Год назад
Or people who like real comedy.
@k.gibson2032
@k.gibson2032 3 года назад
There’s three jackets in this world. James Dean’s jacket, Michael Jackson’s jackets, and this jacket... Sebastian’s jacket.
@robfromvan
@robfromvan Год назад
What about the Eddie Murphy Raw jacket?
@harrysingh6023
@harrysingh6023 8 месяцев назад
What about Rocco DeMeo’s jacket? The jaaaaaaccccckkkkkeeeettttttttt!
@ffaa840
@ffaa840 5 месяцев назад
Mcfly jacket 😂
@Adrian-op5ni
@Adrian-op5ni 3 месяца назад
Add Nvidia CEO jacket to the list.
@1purplerose
@1purplerose 4 года назад
..."his bitch buds!" LMAO!!!!!! Sebastian is the very best! Would love to see his act in person.
@theironworker781
@theironworker781 Год назад
His delivery is everything.
@MrProzanoff
@MrProzanoff Год назад
Especially with the side skips
@johnnyoravec
@johnnyoravec Год назад
Yep basically doing Andrew dice clay.
@MrsJune82
@MrsJune82 4 года назад
His physical comedy kills me 🤣
@christinefigari9805
@christinefigari9805 4 года назад
It’s what cracks me up!
@59missedcalls
@59missedcalls 4 года назад
True Italian storytelling
@MichaelHplus
@MichaelHplus 4 года назад
The best is his Chipotle bit. The way he jumps through the ingrdient stations 🤭
@elianamiller2666
@elianamiller2666 4 года назад
ABSOLUTELY, @MrsJune82 I get to where I JUST CAN NOT stop laughing.
@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx
@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx 4 года назад
He's an absolute pro acter bro.
@fitgirl51
@fitgirl51 4 года назад
I can watch this clip over and over and laugh just as hard every time. As a personal trainer, I see it constantly!! Not much exaggeration there of course!! :) There is so much material that you can get in the gym! LOL
@uneedtherapy42
@uneedtherapy42 4 года назад
Have ever thought you were totally alone in the idea that 92% of humanity annoys the living sh** out of you and then you discovered Sebastian and you were no longer alone? Yea me too
@wendklenff133
@wendklenff133 4 года назад
i guess we need therapy.
@ericwade3968
@ericwade3968 4 года назад
@@wendklenff133 tried it, didn't work.
@raidrfrk
@raidrfrk 4 года назад
The Ross store bit is the best looks like a bomb went off in there
@pheonixoutthe6478
@pheonixoutthe6478 4 года назад
Heart
@Kingdom_of_God777
@Kingdom_of_God777 4 года назад
I didn’t even laugh one time during this guy I thought he was annoying actually
@adamturner8732
@adamturner8732 3 года назад
Sebastián says on stage what every normal guy in reality sees and goes wtf. 100 percent spot on
@mr.q6265
@mr.q6265 4 года назад
Sebastian makes me non depressed
@LisaCrapella
@LisaCrapella 4 года назад
Right 🙌✅😂😂
@awesomedeb9922
@awesomedeb9922 4 года назад
Same
@Single.White.Female
@Single.White.Female 4 года назад
Me too...lol I wish I had a hilarious husband.
@tecc8380
@tecc8380 4 года назад
Fantastic!! More importantly, can YOU make YOU non-depressed? 20 year survivor of severe depression here 😁❤🌎
@tashat60
@tashat60 4 года назад
Yes!😇🥰
@jasonmontgomery9268
@jasonmontgomery9268 10 месяцев назад
I can’t stand that when there’s LITERALLY 17 other treadmills open and people COME RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!! I felt his pain!!! 😂😂😂
@antoniotorres3754
@antoniotorres3754 4 года назад
My cousin gave me the dirtiest look, when I called his $250 Dre beats "Bitch Buds" last year.. the look was PRICELESS! Thanks Sabastian!
@mr.squidward9936
@mr.squidward9936 4 года назад
That part was not funny at all. They're headphones that don't get in your way. Just the thing for working out and not imposing your music tastes on others. Lots of people use them, and there's nothing bitch about them.
@omilett
@omilett 4 года назад
@@mr.squidward9936 Real sense of humor you got there!
@brennyhughes7251
@brennyhughes7251 4 года назад
Lo Lo 😂🤣😘
@mr.squidward9936
@mr.squidward9936 4 года назад
Lo Lo I do. I love comedy, but I only laugh at the funny stuff.
@alexc6414
@alexc6414 4 года назад
@@mr.squidward9936 Found the guy with bitch buds.
@pm_-wm1wq
@pm_-wm1wq 4 года назад
“Don’t do some weird workout that you saw.” 😂
@mikestiffler2056
@mikestiffler2056 4 года назад
You don’t bring your stretch to the mill
@THEWIELDBOYS8700
@THEWIELDBOYS8700 4 года назад
Lol 😆
@strugglestrive348
@strugglestrive348 4 года назад
I do that!
@CajunAdrienne
@CajunAdrienne 4 года назад
😂😂
@seletarroots3258
@seletarroots3258 4 года назад
Mike Stiffler That´s facts tho. People need to be more mindful at the gym.
@jcbulldog533
@jcbulldog533 3 года назад
@ I know,if they only knew they look like idiots doing that. It's like they're showing off,but for who??
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад
"it''s a valet jog" 😂😂😂
@mgfan81
@mgfan81 4 года назад
"Bitch Buds" best phrase coined by you since "Taking A Lonely"
@werebranded
@werebranded 4 года назад
Imagine the guy he’s talking about watching this 😂 😯
@aziaprince797
@aziaprince797 4 года назад
"He bought a Cinema to the gym."
@Truthlight403
@Truthlight403 4 года назад
I’m Italian from CA and these stories and his demeanor is soooo relatable...forget about it...
@luannhouck5050
@luannhouck5050 2 года назад
I know, me too! They don’t get me out here, lol😎
@christinasophiapaterno9022
@christinasophiapaterno9022 2 года назад
@@luannhouck5050 Luann I’m an Italian from NY who lives in Rocklin CA and I feel like a complete outsider. They in fact do not get us in California. Maybe we should try LA, lots of Italians and Jews have migrated there I think.
@CD-bn7el
@CD-bn7el 4 года назад
He is so hysterical there is a guy at my gym that does side skips!🤣
@brendanmcpike184
@brendanmcpike184 4 года назад
On the treadmill? 😂Regardless that's weird
@rvegasguy_5216
@rvegasguy_5216 4 года назад
So annoying the side skippers cause you know they are looking at you.
@sarahl9201
@sarahl9201 4 года назад
Oh lord
@rabbitss1140
@rabbitss1140 4 года назад
these guys are everywhere and they are intensely irritating
@TheFirstGroover
@TheFirstGroover 4 года назад
@@rabbitss1140 agree. Why they do that?
@AnitaHanjaaab
@AnitaHanjaaab 3 года назад
Lmao “Side SkHips” 😂 The pronunciation of certain words makes every joke funnier. Lol
@rejubi-minkaokose6836
@rejubi-minkaokose6836 4 года назад
Thank you for "bitch pods". No, really, God bless you, Sebastian!😪
@frankzaccari
@frankzaccari 4 года назад
Love this guy
@andymeier5498
@andymeier5498 4 года назад
"bitch buds"
@MyTEEsharp1
@MyTEEsharp1 3 года назад
Was planning on buying some, not anymore!!!! 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
@mplslawnguy3389
@mplslawnguy3389 2 года назад
This bit makes me laugh and angry at the same time. The gym is where you see people's true colors IMO and boy there are a lot of rude and crazy people. I've witnessed exactly what he explained here, and even much weirder things. You could do an hour comedy special on the things you see people do at the gym.
@endarkenedeyes
@endarkenedeyes 4 года назад
“You don’t bring your stretch to the mil”
@victoryone12
@victoryone12 4 года назад
This guy is one of the funniest comedians in America. He knows how to turn real life type stuff into humor.
@JackieOgle
@JackieOgle 2 года назад
I 💯agree. I recently came across his videos on RU-vid and wonder, "Where have I been?" This guy is freakin' hilarious! I have binge watched his videos this whole weekend crying!
@ChiliCheeseD0g
@ChiliCheeseD0g 2 года назад
Yeah, no. Any good comedian turns real life into humor. This guy is not one of them. He is just as bad as Jim Breuer. Telling a story awkwardly is not humor.
@SouthSwellin
@SouthSwellin 2 года назад
This guy sucks. He has no jokes. Just unoriginal stories
@dopernope7018
@dopernope7018 2 года назад
@@ChiliCheeseD0g you’re so out of pocket.
@user-up3tv2ei7g
@user-up3tv2ei7g 2 года назад
So does every other comedian?
@zachhynd
@zachhynd 4 года назад
"Now he starts sideskipping...oh my god" 🤭🤣😂
@maggiehill159
@maggiehill159 3 года назад
Can anyone else watch this brilliant comedian over and over again?! Every time I work out (home gym since stupid covid) I think of this sketch!
@briancallahan2792
@briancallahan2792 2 года назад
He sucks
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 4 года назад
OMG. That is hysterical! Probably the same type of person who picks the toilet stall right next to yours to do their business - when there are ample vacant stalls all around. 😖
@jayneporter1640
@jayneporter1640 4 года назад
Seriously, before COVID, every damn day. Why do people DO this??? Give people spatial privacy!
@williamcostigan91
@williamcostigan91 4 года назад
The same pricks that park their car right next to yours despite having the whole damn parking lot.
@glockgrandma2517
@glockgrandma2517 4 года назад
William Costigan which is why I park away from the store. If the place has cart corrals I park as close as possible to one of them but on the far side. I’d rather walk a mile in the hot sun than close to the front where I could get my door dinged lol and I only drive a 7 yr old golf but it’s in perfect condition 👌🏻
@andrewhawksworthwood1372
@andrewhawksworthwood1372 4 года назад
Lmfao
@electron7659
@electron7659 4 года назад
Or when you want to go eat at a fast food place and sit in a booth at the end so you can be by yourself in peace and then two dudes skip like 5 empty booths and decide to sit in the booth next to yours laughing loudly and being annoying. 🤬😠😡
@vicerichter1163
@vicerichter1163 3 года назад
he always sounds like he's one minor inconvenience away from severely beating someone
@liahamilton8931
@liahamilton8931 4 года назад
My friend did the hardcore sprinting on the treadmill and he fell off. He was fine but it was pretty funny
@megaxboxx
@megaxboxx 4 года назад
ur gorgeous, and ur comment was alright, whats ur ig? lmao
@nicklanza3376
@nicklanza3376 4 года назад
hmm hmm nope it’s not dong get he number
@christinefigari9805
@christinefigari9805 4 года назад
Nick Lanza lol!!
@sean9177
@sean9177 4 года назад
@@nicklanza3376 I know right lol
@garbageworld9367
@garbageworld9367 4 года назад
@@JayLupe You're pretty handsome yourself, daddykinz. Got a Myspace I can add you on?
@superdupertrooper6732
@superdupertrooper6732 Год назад
damnnnn i wear those “bitchbuds”😔time to throw them shits out now
@Meela234
@Meela234 Год назад
🤣
@danielmann316
@danielmann316 4 года назад
'I'm gettin' bothered'
@JW-vd4il
@JW-vd4il 4 года назад
This is me, too. That's why I love him so much. One time my Mom and I were out for lunch and I said, "You know what bugs, me?..." and she sighed and said, "So MUCH bugs you." 😂 Luckily most of my friends are also people who "get bothered" and we laugh it out with each other.
@danielmann316
@danielmann316 4 года назад
@@JW-vd4il this whole world's getting crazy, easy to get bothered mate.
@missdream4
@missdream4 4 года назад
"I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable" Lol
@raidrfrk
@raidrfrk 3 года назад
Love it 😀
@tederoo
@tederoo 4 года назад
Let's face it, he's one funny guy, and people as he describes them are indeed hilarious when he does his routine, he's funny, he's Italian, and great at what he does, physical humor to act out his skit. Really a funny guy and very observant
@alexvienv
@alexvienv 4 года назад
The part where he drank from the water tube got me. Reminded me of a rabbit or a hamster 🤣
@jackiekurtz6494
@jackiekurtz6494 4 года назад
LMBO for real 😂😂 just being a water bottle like everyone else! 😂
@missdream4
@missdream4 4 года назад
It reminded me of a baby suckling at his mom's boob hahaha
@branch311
@branch311 4 года назад
They’re actually super convenient on hikes or runs (outside). I’ve never seen someone use it indoors.
@dimsumdaddy9460
@dimsumdaddy9460 3 года назад
Me too! He figured out how to suck on his own finger in the most ridiculous looking way possible
@javierdelgado1554
@javierdelgado1554 2 года назад
My friend actually had one of those because he liked to run long distances...to use it in a gym is very weird and funny.
@jenniferh8961
@jenniferh8961 8 месяцев назад
“Those days are done!!!” LMAO😂🤣😆 “Valet jog” 😂😂😂
@southernsass2937
@southernsass2937 4 года назад
Yeah, just like at the beach. There's an entire mile of empty beach... then they what? Flip that towel right next to ya! 🤔
@kidI2oI3oT
@kidI2oI3oT 4 года назад
My brother tried when he was a kid, fell and arm was near the treadmill and burned his arm when they touched. He now has a scar on his arm lmfao 😭🤣
@JayLupe
@JayLupe 4 года назад
What part of the south are you from?
@wraith8988
@wraith8988 4 года назад
Joseph Afroman why were there treadmills on the beach?
@shrapnel77
@shrapnel77 4 года назад
Once, I was visiting a friend at an apartment complex that had a pool and jacuzzi. There was a 30 something mom with her two kids, boy-girl 8ish. They were off to the side doing their own thing. I went into the jacuzzi for 5 minutes, then she and her two kids came over and went right in. It was uncomfortably close, so I immediately got out. Who brings their kids into a hot tub right next to a strange man? The fuck.
@seletarroots3258
@seletarroots3258 4 года назад
Southern Sass Same in the parkinglot at the mall or wherever. 30 empty spaces but you have to put your car right next to mine?! I get angina from these people..
@Perichoresis777
@Perichoresis777 4 года назад
“Just do what we’re doin. Not something...that you saw.”
@noahjulius5062
@noahjulius5062 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@lslewis
@lslewis 4 года назад
The whole time, I'm imagining this guy in the gym is Ben Stiller for some reason XD
@alexrandell9199
@alexrandell9199 4 года назад
Yea that checks out
@Famedkevin
@Famedkevin 4 года назад
The description fits his White Goodman character from Dodgeball to a T
@kirnpu
@kirnpu 4 года назад
@@Famedkevin Yep!
@michelemattia5021
@michelemattia5021 4 года назад
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@LukenUSee
@LukenUSee 4 года назад
Makes sense!
@JackieOgle
@JackieOgle 2 года назад
Most comics tell jokes. He tells life his way! 🤣
@CarrieV9
@CarrieV9 4 года назад
Thanks for making us laugh, Sebastian!
@easykill_4522
@easykill_4522 11 месяцев назад
He makes it sound so dramatic I love it 😂
@greco37
@greco37 4 года назад
Should've faced your neighbor and had a “skip-off”.
@Mnayes
@Mnayes 4 года назад
LOL
@paulasuniverse5029
@paulasuniverse5029 4 года назад
Yes!
@annmaffia9104
@annmaffia9104 4 года назад
Paula’s Universe * crosie and asquale
@Saitam79
@Saitam79 4 года назад
Lmao.. he's telling the story of what goes on in almost every gym.. Damn.. I miss the gym
@pheonixoutthe6478
@pheonixoutthe6478 4 года назад
Dudes voice and cadance is hilarious
@jenniferh8961
@jenniferh8961 8 месяцев назад
His description of that guy at the gym is PRICELESS 🎉 😭
@StevieDahlen
@StevieDahlen 4 года назад
Bitch buds🤣 I have them and they’re awesome, but I feel shameful every time I wear them.
@romangarcia608
@romangarcia608 4 года назад
Steve Dahlen me too but usually the music playing at the gym usually sucks 😅
@debradonato7363
@debradonato7363 3 года назад
I ain’t sweating thru clothing💚🇮🇹♥️
@zachhynd
@zachhynd 4 года назад
"Let me go get your Mercedes" 😅😂
@inspiration708
@inspiration708 4 месяца назад
Watch this guy and you'll never be depressed 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 He is the FUNNIEST EVER!!!! Glad I found him!!!
@joshcordero5262
@joshcordero5262 4 года назад
I cannot run on a treadmill with another grown man looking right at me...doing siiideeee skiippsss 😂😭
@PaulMAruba11
@PaulMAruba11 3 года назад
His physical comedy carries his material so well !!
@chriskay1548
@chriskay1548 4 года назад
It’s only been about 20-30 years. I’d say recently enough
@MrPlanes747
@MrPlanes747 Год назад
That guy on the treadmill sitting in the crowd: 👁 👄 👁
@JC-jb8hj
@JC-jb8hj 4 года назад
The guy watching this like: 👁👄👁
@robdug7774
@robdug7774 6 месяцев назад
He ain't t wrong . Space is everything
@velloremel
@velloremel 4 года назад
His comedy bits and a cuppa coffee, my day starts better!
@tatttoon
@tatttoon 2 года назад
💕cuppa coffee💅🏽 WOOOW, I also talk like this. Kinda weird reading it out loud.
@First.Lastname
@First.Lastname 4 года назад
Social distancing is such a blessing in my life
@franfitzgerald7718
@franfitzgerald7718 4 года назад
This man truly makes a bad day just disapear into LAUGHTER LOOOOVTHISGUYYYY😍😍😍😍
@sunofpeter2
@sunofpeter2 4 года назад
Soooo true! just what i needed
@LexTheGrey
@LexTheGrey 3 года назад
This one and the Uber driver bit are by far my two favorites. So much visual and storytelling combined to humor the viewer. Perfect material!
@Rafael-oo8wh
@Rafael-oo8wh 4 года назад
Doctors: Don't touch your face. Sebastian: 3:45
@utcougar
@utcougar 4 года назад
Open the damn gyms. Sauna and hot tub and everything. These gym restrictions are killing me
@frankrappa4765
@frankrappa4765 4 года назад
I haven't been to a gym since well gym class in high school lol. My job is my gym. I'm on my feet and lifting heavy objects every day.
@freebird5064
@freebird5064 4 года назад
Frank Rappa I know right !! I have people ask me how I stay in shape, my answer “ I go to work”
@cameronalberes1285
@cameronalberes1285 4 года назад
Aye, real jobs ftw
@Seanonyoutube
@Seanonyoutube 4 года назад
Cool story bro
@np494609
@np494609 4 года назад
No one cares dude
@Angela-Ruby
@Angela-Ruby 4 года назад
A hell of ALOT of people CARE. Thank you for all you do.
@ReyHolliday
@ReyHolliday 4 года назад
"You don't bring your stretch to the mill"
@anastasia10017
@anastasia10017 4 года назад
how is anyone ever going to be able to go to the gym again with COVID ?
@mymysticalchannel1967
@mymysticalchannel1967 4 года назад
anastasia46...I know I miss gym workouts so much! Mine is open in my clubhouse, however I am not going in there! Good thing I bought 25lb weights...now I just need to start using them! Lol! Mystic RS
@brinsonharris9816
@brinsonharris9816 4 года назад
My gym reopened on 5/25 & they adapted the place to social distancing by taking every other treadmill out of service, no sauna, staff all in masks & gloves, limit on # of people inside at one time, etc. You need a mask to get in the door but don’t have to wear it working out. PITA but at least I can get back to the gym. Movies, concerts, sporting events are going to be gone a lot longer.
@princeoftheves1549
@princeoftheves1549 4 года назад
When left wing zealots stop overreacting to it.
@justintimemagddelow672
@justintimemagddelow672 4 года назад
Just go...it ain't that serious.
@DennisJohnsonDrummer
@DennisJohnsonDrummer 2 года назад
This is why I exercise at home. Some things are just better without other people to deal with for sure. Come to think about it, LOTS of things are better without other people to deal with. 🤣
@ghpjerry
@ghpjerry 4 года назад
Please put up more of your Pilot!!! We've all seen these clips or like me, seen all of your stand up specials. Let's see more of you & Tony Danza!
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 4 года назад
I agree the skit w Tony D was Awesome 🤣
@lucia-madridnishinojurado
@lucia-madridnishinojurado 4 года назад
His animated body workout is a need to be seen not just heard because that’s part of the comedy Hilarous 💗 this guy!
@karenwallace3297
@karenwallace3297 4 года назад
SO TRUE-EVERY WORD OF IT
@mymysticalchannel1967
@mymysticalchannel1967 4 года назад
karen Wallace...I agree. You must be super-sensitive as well. He makes it funny, but when you are actually experiencing it, you feel mad as *ell! MYSTIC RS
@PM2024-
@PM2024- Год назад
Seen these so many times over the past few years. Stills cracks me up every time!
@NostalgiaChubby
@NostalgiaChubby 4 года назад
in tears...amazing
@margarinetaintedgreen8140
@margarinetaintedgreen8140 2 года назад
“Don’t do some weird workout that you saw.” The “side skips” also got me.
@DQ2you2
@DQ2you2 4 года назад
Keep Bringing Joy To the World & We'll keep watchin'!
@vinceofyork
@vinceofyork 2 года назад
So explaining what happens every day at the gym using an Italian accent is comedy now?
@annthrockmorton1517
@annthrockmorton1517 4 года назад
As a "retirement job," I worked at a hotel for a couple years, and one of my duties was cleaning the hotel gym. Sebastian hits the nail on the head with his "what are those compartments for?" I would be sanitizing those in the treadmills, and wondering, "What the heck are all these for? Who *uses* these?!!" And they were such a pain to get down inside of, and clean! More "gym humor" is the guy who's using the free weights and is so into watching himself in the mirror! Oh, Lawd; when I would be walking past the windows and see that I would have to laugh! 😂 "You in love with yourself? What's going on, here?" You go, Sebastian! Call us humans out on all those questions everybody has, but nobody wants to ask or answer! 😄
@ShyGuy1066
@ShyGuy1066 4 года назад
Sometimes when I'm on the elliptical I'll catch someone sitting in the freeweight area, on one of the benches and holding one of the larger dumbbells. They look like that statue 'The Thinker'. I continue to watch for several minutes as they hold this exact position, then put down the weight, get up and leave!
@AndyDaClimber
@AndyDaClimber 4 года назад
It's called being proud and admiring one's self hard work. I've noticed it's always fat or out of shape dorito eating individual's who have something to say about my workouts.
@mr.squidward9936
@mr.squidward9936 4 года назад
@@AndyDaClimber That's right. It's your body you're working on after all, so you need to know what's going on.
@gmar7836
@gmar7836 2 года назад
I think those compartments were to hold personal items like car keys and phones
@slicknick0487
@slicknick0487 2 года назад
The mirror is for correct form 🤡
@stephs8277
@stephs8277 2 года назад
I go to the gym at it's least busiest time and get on the treadmill and I still get someone who wants to run right next to me. Wtffff
@erikbrantly4015
@erikbrantly4015 4 года назад
The water thing is called a camel pack. Motocross racers use them.., but, they're not on a damned treadmill.
@Jaydeeyo54
@Jaydeeyo54 4 года назад
Service members are issued them, they're actually convenient depending on the workout but I could never run with water sloshing on my back
@PUT_ME_IN_COACH
@PUT_ME_IN_COACH 4 года назад
Its Camelbak not camel pack
@chasehackett4074
@chasehackett4074 4 года назад
I would legit be dead with out them, two hour races wouldn’t be possible.
@shrapnel77
@shrapnel77 4 года назад
Biking for over 30 miles or hiking all day. When I hike 15-20 miles the last thing I want to do is keep reaching back to grab a water bottle 10-15 times. It slows you down and is annoying. My buddy had a cheap backpack and he could not reach his water bottle, so he asked me to get it. Once, OK. After the second time I told him that he better find an alternative method or we are going to have a serious problem.
@caity9244
@caity9244 4 года назад
Good for marathons also! Or even a ten mile run. Anything over ten. Especially if you're not stopping.
@wraithrunner2355
@wraithrunner2355 4 года назад
Oh my God this guy sounds just like me LOL I get so annoyed when people don't do the things that they're expected to do. :-)
@TLR1219
@TLR1219 9 месяцев назад
He deserves a million subscribers
@nealdoherty4923
@nealdoherty4923 4 года назад
This show is from Atlantic City last September at the Borgata. Sebastian was making fun of us because we were at the 5 o’clock show and he was calling us all old .It was a great show and the guy who open for him killed it..
@TheOne30002
@TheOne30002 Год назад
Imagine being the guy who walked in to workout next to Sebastian that day only to find out you’re gonna get roasted for 5 minutes in front of millions by a famous comedian 😂😂
@robertvazquez9192
@robertvazquez9192 4 года назад
Hilarious! I find myself smiling when I turn on your videos! I'm 55 and try and jog @ 6 miles an hour....I see young guys in their 20's ,NEXT TO ME, expensive workout clothes, $120 shoes they walk on the treadmill at 3 miles per hour for 5 minutes then call someone and brag that "I just crushed my workout!"
@Numantino312
@Numantino312 4 года назад
people with their devices at a gym piss me off yes, fire up your playlist, put your bitch buds on, shove the device into your pocket and leave it there you're only in the gym for like 45-60 minutes. (why) do you need to be texting people? forget that other people want to use the machine your sitting/resting on. but part of the treasure of working out is that your doing it by yourself. if you can't do that little by yourself, for yourself, there's no point.
@gabebarbieri194
@gabebarbieri194 Год назад
Lol they’re doing a walk to warm up, they’re not trying to actually do cardio
@brooksd.cunningham8935
@brooksd.cunningham8935 11 месяцев назад
gen z weirdos
@adday.
@adday. 9 месяцев назад
I'm 44 and know exactly what you're talking about. As I say, the fancier the outfit, the less action. Actually have never seen a person under 40 make a real effort. They're too soft. Generation X is a thing and happy I am just old enough to be included.
@emtydoctrine
@emtydoctrine 4 года назад
As an ultra-runner, when I have to go to the gym for a run, what Seb is saying here is absolutely true.
@realitylime4896
@realitylime4896 2 года назад
As a power lifter we laugh at ultra runners
@barberman2737
@barberman2737 2 года назад
@@realitylime4896 , my dad can beat up your dad.
@privacyplease64
@privacyplease64 2 года назад
​@@realitylime4896 Everybody is impressed by someone running 100 miles. On the other hand, powerlifting is kind of a loser sport. Nobody cares about it, you can't make any money at it, and most powerlifters are fat and ugly. It's incredibly unhealthy in many cases due being fat and using steroids.
@alanc1243
@alanc1243 2 года назад
@@realitylime4896 You have been misinformed
@GoulouMalouku
@GoulouMalouku 2 года назад
@@realitylime4896 wow watch out badass over here
@lisaphillips9141
@lisaphillips9141 4 года назад
You always cheer me up thank you!!! I grew up very similar! It’s a wild world!
@LakeShowHighlights
@LakeShowHighlights 2 года назад
1:15 it’s not even a joke but when he said “guy” idk why that f*cken sent me lol
@michelem7986
@michelem7986 4 года назад
Hilarious! Yes, to quote The Doors, "people are strange." They bring their weirdness right into the gym and everywhere else. In my opinion, in the gym one should be able to expect similar behavior as when standing in an elevator: get close enough to others only as is necessary, and quietly and unobtrusively mind your own business. No weirdness allowed. No one should need to be right up on someone during a workout. In your case it made for some great storytelling! 😆 Reminds me of the people that park too close in an open parking lot -- wedging their car next to yours for absolutely no apparent reason. Especially when they linger in their car (perhaps eating, shaving, reading...). They've then not only created a socially uncomfortable situation, but one that requires them to squeeze out of their car to avoid bashing their door into yours. This always makes me a little angry as I can already imagine the ding or dent that awaits if they happen to make it back to their car before I make it back to mine.
@diedrapayne6202
@diedrapayne6202 4 года назад
In the midst of our country's insanity serenade I hit his act about 4 times a day...so far ! He never disappoints and is so relatable...
@darksidemachining
@darksidemachining 4 года назад
Sebastian makes me laugh even when he simulates jogging in place.
@edwardmclaughlin7935
@edwardmclaughlin7935 8 месяцев назад
Just found this bloke. Brilliant. His observation and his physical portrayal, just so funny. Reminds me of what Billy Connolly used to do.
@jon1805
@jon1805 4 года назад
100% talking about me ;(
@MelloDeeBeats
@MelloDeeBeats 2 года назад
This hit my algorithm randomly and this was WILDLY funny 😂😂😭😭😭
@tjr601
@tjr601 4 года назад
I LOVE your sense of humor!! Absolutely HAVE to see at least one skit a day with my morning joe!! 💕❤️💕
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