HAUNTED HOUSE SIMULATOR 

4:27 “WHERES MY KE- is that a pizza? i wanna pizza.” ME.

If I remember correctly last time you sang something like: “Driving a car in the woods ohhhh woahhh ohhh, Gonna hack my girlfriend with an axe ya knowwww. In a weeks time...” 😂😂😂 *it was a classic*

"I think I will definitely finish this game" Few days to 2023:

"I'm gonna finish this game!" A year later and we're still waiting on it lol

My favorite part was Daz yelling at the dude’s wife! 😂😂 “I’m going down to the basement.. Keep working, honey! Keep WORKING!” 😂😂

“ Excuse me albino man” Daz 2019

I love how in both versions he is so excited he has a lantern😂😂

16:14 I DONT WANNA FIND IT ! I'M GONE ! I'M OUT !! I'M MOVING , I'M MOVING !!!! 😂😂 When I tell you I was cackling in a pitch I've never even heard from myself before

Daz: *Sees a deer hanging* Daz: Oh Deer

Daz: *is British* Also daz: Still puts on a british accent

i love how he never bothers trying to tell his wife that some guy's been in their house, and hid their fuse in a deer carcass

26:59 "And we will burn it. With your wife." Daz roasting Emma for bitching about how nothing's getting done while she's off having a shower and staring out the window is *hilarious.* 🤣

"I see you're hard at work..looking..AT NATURE." -Daz 2019

"You check the shed!" 😂😂 for someone who gets scared easily at horror games it makes me laugh that you still play them 😂😂

Anyone else squints their eyes and turns the brightness low so you can barely see the jump scares every time Daz plays horror games, but always comes back to watch more because its exhilarating and Daz's reactions are priceless? no , just me.😂

Daz : " Oh no don't let it out " Also daz : opens door anyway

"OH NO DON'T LET IT OUT" *proceeds to let it out*

Who else noticed that the layout of the house looks like is what modeled from the house in conjuring

Daz yelling at the wife is my favorite part lmao

DAZ PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE THIS GAME! I'm so invested in the plot, and it seemed like you were too

Daz: * finds the word "basement" written in blood * RU-vid: * plays tampon ad *

“I smell a divorce” 😂😂

„I‘m definitely going to finish this“ jup that was the moment I started chuckling because I just knew there wouldn‘t be a part 2 lmao, off to find the ending somewhere else now I guess

who else thinks this house looks like the house from the film “The conjuring”

Imagine having a friend like daz

This house is the *EXACT* layout of the house in The Conjuring...

No one: Absolutely no one: Daz: Gets scared of everything but still plays horror games.

At first I was brave and was like "pfft this is nothing!" Then at the part where it REALLY got me is when he went into the basement and saw that shadow. Now THAT got me.

“Oooooooohhh white man” - Daz 2019

"YOU HEAR THAT JESUS AND MARY?! A GAMING ROOM!" - daz 2019

18:33 Game: The Diary has been updated Daz : "The Diary has been updated.....Dear diary, today I shit my pants"

”I remember this house” yes from The Conjuring

The house looks exactly like the house from the movie “the conjuring”

"Well it's someones blood and I'm damn sure it's not going to be MIIIIiiiIiIIINnnNnNNeeeEe!!!!" i think I pee ed

The way daz scurried out of the kitchen 😂😂

I love it how he says he doesn't want to do or go somewhere as he continues to walk/do what he said he didn't want to do.

the “we’re drving in the fucking woooods” got me

“ I just found the kitchen..!” .. *Dishes burst* “AAHHH I DONT WANNA FIND IT! IM GONE - IM OUT! IM MOVING..!! IM MOVING!! IM NOT- I CANT- eeuueee ahehahaa”

21:45 when I tell u I threw my phone I RHREW MY PHONE

Please finish this game! The horror sections get SO GOOD!

When you're too early to hide in the comment sections

"I'll definitely finish this one." 2 months later...

daz: if someone writes ‘basement’ in blood, what do you do? me: DONT👏🏼GO👏🏼IN👏🏼THE👏🏼BASEMENT👏🏼

14:34 damn daz got some vocals

WHY do I ONLY watch these when it’s 1 AM AND WHEN IM ALONE

*daz: “don’t call me angel, you don’t have me right, don’t call me angel, i just found the kitchen”* **dishes jump up or whatever they did** *daz: “AHHHHHH, I DONT WANNA FIND ITTTT, IM GONE, IM OUT, IM MOVINGGG”*

14:34 DAZ YOU SANG SO GOOD YOU REALLY THOSE NOTES!!!😂 but really I was impressed

21:41 I don't know what scared me more the creature or daz screaming

“OoOoOoOOOoOoOooooOoOoOHH WHITE MAN!” 😂

“Im gonna finish this one” i wish that was true

I love his barbosa impression 😯🤩

Daz: I'll do a part 2 Me: It's been 4 years!

00:07 when my mum approaches me and i haven’t cleaned my room

Everyone after they listens to Daz’s vocals: Mariah Carey who

game: makes noise daz: alright calm down

The singing in this is 🌌I m m a c u l a t e🌌

I love how Daz just goes into song whenever he's scared

Daz is so good at singing. He should make his own album.

I only really need the jump scare list to know when Daz screams so I can turn my volume down and not bust my goddamn ear drums!

18:16 Daz: "oh heavenly father..." *MY WORDS EXACTLY!!!!!!* 😂😂😂

14:34 "ooooOOOOOooOOoooOU! White man! WHITE MAN IN MY ROOM!"

Love how she’s saying “Adam!?!?” Like he’s gonna reply...he’s literally headless 😂

PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS!!!

The good ol deer carcass ruse 😂 a tale as old as time

*"This horse will haunt me in my dreams"* "It will, and we will burnt it .. with your wife--KAY LEts"

"Dear Diary, today I shit my pants!" lmao but the whole "Oh look there's an ax covered in a little bit of blood. That's when you know you moved into the right house, making good life choices."

“Excuse me ALBINO man” 😂

This game does look awesome, the developers have worked very hard on it. And who better than Daz to present it. Is it just me though, or does the house look exactly like the one from the ‘Conjouring’ film? I mean the whole layout both inside and out matches from the film. (I know this may not have been intentional - and I’m not criticising the game play - but I just remembered seeing the old video and I had the same feeling back then.)

Who else realized that this is the house from the conjuring

20:50 Daz:"Or maybe we go to bed" Mood 😂😂

The scream at 5:20 sounded like the Stop I could have dropped my croissant!

14:33 Daz pulled a ‘Christina Aguilera’😂

When Daz started talking posh I lost my shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Daz: *picks up candle stick holder Throws it Daz: Bollocks to that 😂😂😂

i was bent over putting socks on and daz said "ugh, this is not nice"

Continue THIS ONE DAZ

Id love to see Daz play horror in VR

game- “this horse will haunt me in my dreams” daz- “it will, and we will burn it with your wife” i’m deceased

5:19 his scream sounded like the scream of the guy that went “you almost made me drop my croissant”😂😂

Daz hating his wife was too good!😂😂😂

0:07 Omg I paused the video at 0:06 and started like singing ''dAz gAmEsSsS'' bc Im home alone and I can sing my heart out for once..lol anyways I sang really loudly and then I unpause it and Daz says.. ''Alright came down''

Daz: "Oh no, dont let it out!" Also daz: Opens door anyway 17:46

Picks up candle stick "what is this?" Lobs candle stick down the stairs "bollocks to that!" 🤣😂

Umm Daz its been about two and a half years now, we need PART TWO PLEASE

daz will allways be my favorite youtuber making me laugh at times when i feel low, he puts a smile on my face like no other person on youtube has ever done, making horror games less scary he will always make people laugh and i hope in the next 500 years people will see how funny he is and what he came to be, stay dazzerling

Omg I can literally remember watching this 2 years ago, nostalgia at its finest 😂

Girlfriend: "We need to get started on this place." Me: "WE?!"

DAZ! Please finish the game, this was so good!

Daz's Barbossa impression caught me off guard

21:46 DAMMIT I NEARLY GOT MY SOUP EVERYWHERE

None one: No one in the world: Lady: ADAM Thanks for this many likes guys!🥰

is it only me but when I'm scared i always go to the comment section

38:32 scared both me and my cat lmao

I’m a simple human, When daz posts, I click.

Me: hides in comment section so I don't get jumpscared Jumpscare: uno reverse byatch

I love that they mention working on the duga radar case otherwise known as the Russian woodpecker. I'm a huge fan of Chernobyl so.

I was so excited to see you play this series we need more ='(

POV: you're looking for the jumpscare list

IM late :(((( BUt im drinking teaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAH! JumpScare List D: - 10:15 crack or a bang i don't really know :P) - 11:26 crow flying into the window scared the hell out of mee D:) - 15:12 creepy figure looks then disappears creepy as hell 16:14 dishes are thrown and its kinda funny how daz ran out of the kitchen 18:23 shadow figure walks by eep 21:46 albino dude speed crawls torward you 22:21 door shuts and black roots appear -23:52 figure comes out of door; not really jumpscare,scared me like the other ones ) - 26:50 flashlight turns on the wooden horse not scary 27:40 loud wooden bang eep 30:00 scary jumpscare music)

I think i will definitely finish this game... DAZ ITS BEEN 4 YEARS WHERE IS PART 2 please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

the house reminds me of the Conjuring house, anyone else think that? I love the movies too!