Have you ever been stripper 

Sia being asked how she kept the rats in the beysment entertained.

My teacher when I was trying to teach my 6 grade class how to do the splits for our graduation routine.

My mom when i want to wear fishnet tights:

my mom when i wear a sleeveless shirt

Cardi B: yes

Sia and the rats playing never have I ever

My auntie when she sees that my ankels are showing.

tiktokers telling you how to become rich:

people on twitter to sza for some reason:

The first question at my social worker interview after I stripped all through college

my 287th husband asking me before proposing

My mom when i disobey her orders one (1) time:

Sia being asked how she made enough money to buy out of Beyoncé’s contract to leave the beysment.

YOU KNOW THE ANSWER❣️

my dad when i look at a guy

The rats talking to Sia after she puts on a show 😏:

my stepmom when i got my bellybutton pierced

“ you know what; I have to stop this.”

Yes 3 years now I’m a x-ray technician💜

Not yet

*Yes!* *I miss being one already, everyone always asked for me because I have spicy moves and packing in the front. Always getting so man and tips* 🤑💰

Yes

kulture to cardi after belcalis bends to get something

Cardi B fans be like:

Make this make sense 🙄

Kulture to cardi