Hawkeye | Clint Barton and Kate Bishop humour duo 

Woman: Name?
Uh, yeah, no, thank you.
Email?
That's classified.
Uh, look, guys, I'm not who you think I am.
Okay?
Hmm.
So, you are not Hawkeye?
Title? Organization?
All right, yeah.
Let me just sign it, and, uh, we'll get this show on the road.
I guess I am who you think I am.
I mean, it gives it character. All famous bells have cracks in them.
All right, that's, uh, that's not great. But it could be worse.
that was in your mouth.
This is bad.
You're a kid. My God.
Nice place for a kid. Yeah, I inherited it. What are you, 18? I'm 22. Yeah, same thing.
Kate: I, uh, started talking martial arts when I was five. Wow. So, like, a year ago?
What exactly is in a Molotov cocktail, anyway? Are you... Are you old enough to drink?
Oh. Great.
Can I speak to your manager?
Man: Who told you to come down here? Gary. I'm Gary.
This is like talking to furniture.
What's your name? You see that's the problem, Gary, you don't even know my name.
You are our hostage now, rozumiesz to?
You know, uh, this is, this is not gonna work out. I quit. You can't quit. Hold on.
Is that him there? I would like to speak to your boss.
Oh, come on, why not?
I'm convinced.
All she said was, "Why not?"
That's not a convincing argument. That's not an argument at all.
Um, some people have called me the world's greatest archer. Yeah? Are you one of those people? ( Stutters ) Well, one of them is. Yes.
What an unexpected surprise. All surprises are unexpected.
Oh, wow. Didn't realize we were supposed to bring guns.
When did everybody start saying, "I love you," to everybody all the time? Kate: That was my mom. Since when did your heart shrink three sizes? When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas.
Stash me? I'm not a bag of money. No, you're not. A bag of money'd be useful to me. Cashier: Next. Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas.
Emergencies only, or I'll block and delete you.
Merry Christmas. All right. Okay? Cool. Call you later.
Your problem is branding. No, my problem is you.
Where'd you get the suit? Kate: Black market auction. Barton: And you bought it. Kate: No. Not exactly.
Look what you did. I was just trying to help, okay? Don't talk.
Just let me kill you.
No, that's branding
Tracksuit Mafia. That's their name? That's a little on the nose.
Oh, I started to describe, um, what I could remember of the Tracksuits' faces. I guess you're not an art major. Okay.
We'll need some supplies. Hell yeah. Avenger supplies? ( Festive music playing on speakers ) ( Sighs ) Not gonna lie to you. This is a bit of a letdown.
Oh, yes, Clint, you may enter my apartment. Don't you need my keys? Nope. I'm good.
Are you aware there was a fire in your apartment last night? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally, totally.
Man 2: ( On comm ) Y'ello. Yes, hey, uh... Hi. Yeah, we're... Uh, I got pizza. I got pi... Uh-huh. Huh? What? Hello? Mm. Yep. That's... ( Door unlocks ) ( Kate grunts )
Pizza? You want some pizza? Okay. Have some. Go on. Good boy. Wow. You like pizza.
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