Alastor: Haha! No, I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast. Lucifer: Hmm. Nope! I guess why Charlie called it the 'Hazbin Hotel'. Hahaha! Alastor: Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea. Lucifer: Ha ha ha! Well, it's not very clever! Alastor: Ha ha! F*ck you.
Lucifer: And you are? Alastor: Alastor. *shakes Lucifer's hand* Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. *Lucifer fixes his hat* Quite a pleasure. It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life.