"I understand you're busy, Nitori. That's alright, but you haven't thought about the Hakurei shrine for even a wee little bit." "Reimu, I made this for ya." "Really? Using every bit of my donations, Nitori? ... Pfft!" Gahahaha, welcome and browse! (Destroy the northern village) We're not losing to another company's rip off prices today! (Bury the southern village) We always smile, paying cash! (Burn down the eastern village) Nitori's Ultra Rip Off Television Shopping! It starts now! (Cut off the western village's water supply!) Come on in and take your time buying things! SAGI☆DETH! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Anko Bun with noodles at 100 times its original cost! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! A copy of a dolphin painting for one million yen! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Sending you various run-down empty boxes! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Telephone calls are coming in~ Come, come, everyone, come and look at this. Today I'll be introducing to you Something that usually cuts down anything quick - A magic-like slicer! (Myooooon!?) Look at its sharpness When it chops cucumbers like so! Huh? What did you say? This isn't cucumber! This is okra! It becomes just like so! (Yaan☆) The waves of recession won't control even me Ran ran ru ru YAAAAAAAAY! (Above all prices) From the Valley of Kappa We deliver to you a nice item! (It's an empty crate though) Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (World domination) We need more gleaming smiles! (Like mine) From the Valley of Kappa We give you nice price bargains! (A thousand times the original price!) A value greater than its price! (Stocking costs) More and more "thanks" to you! Ka~ppa kappa kappa ka-... At any rate! Come and buy stuff! SAGI☆DETH! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! This vase is a very nice vase. Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! It doesn't come with a DVD! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Thanks for the yellow wallet! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! More telephone calls will probably be coming in~ Come, come, everyone, come and look at this too. Next I'll be introducing to you Something that almost anything can be discarded into - A magic-like trash can! (Yukari!?) Look at its depth. When you discard the uranium like so... hm? (President: "ku*~awse*drftgyfujiko") The president position is open!! Finally, I get to be a president! (Yay☆) The flowing tears won't stop even me, nya Ni hao nyan nyan YAAAAAAAAY! (Above all prices) From the Valley of Kappa We deliver to you a nice item! (You got a ***sou) Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (Space domination!) We need more gleaming smiles! (Gloating state!) From the Valley of Kappa We give you nice price bargains! (That's a lie) A value greater than its price! (For personal reasons) More and more "thanks" to you! Gyaha! Lots of stuff got ripped off today! (Destroy the northern village) The phone won't stop ringing and I can't stop laughing! (Bury the southern village) Alright, time to sell shares on my PC. (Burn down the eastern village) I wonder if I should start an online shop? (Cut off the western village's water supply!) The waves of recession won't control even me Ran ran ru ru YAAAAAAAAY! (Above all prices) From the Valley of Kappa We deliver to you a nice item! (Is it fragile and broken?) Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (Dimension domination!) We need more gleaming smiles! (Heaven state!) From the Valley of Kappa We give you nice price bargains! (It's a scam) A value greater than its price! (Large! Large!) More and more "thanks" to you! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Anko Bun with noodles at 100 times its original cost! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Once a hundred people are on it, it breaks! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! I'm a billionaire, hip hip hooray! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! Kappa, Kappa Store! That'll be 399 yen
Aya: Need a Dispencer here Reimu : Deploy a sentry here Mokou: Need a teleporter here Suika Need a Sentry here Yuyuko: Putt dispencer here Eirin: The teleporter goes here Patchouli: Need a dispenser here Sakuya: Place a sentry here Nitori: Nope.avi