Patrick Starr is the Superman we've always wanted. You're never gonna convince me that Superwoman would always be there to save the day no matter what when she doesn't even know what she's actually doing.
Straight Patricia is still better than Homosexual Patrick Starr. SpongeBob might be a miniscule bacteria found deep under the depths of Bikini Bottom while Gary is a floating snail with no life jacket to save him from the electrifying jellyfishes wanting to get their tentacles on his outer shell.
