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This is the greatest donor of All Time
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@KnucklesAndBig
@KnucklesAndBig Год назад
"Not John Madison, that's one of the founding fathers" With 500 children I think he deserves to be called a founding father lol
@Theuglymug
@Theuglymug Год назад
I mean, with 500 kids I feel like he will have enough kin to take over half the earth in 20 years
@Towel513
@Towel513 Год назад
Brilliant
@flygirl6048
@flygirl6048 Год назад
This made me laugh far more than what is reasonable
@URsooomad8613
@URsooomad8613 Год назад
I think Pedophile is WAY more accurate
@Vampirita447
@Vampirita447 Год назад
💀
@Twistedcraptain
@Twistedcraptain Год назад
This guy had so many kids he makes zeus look like a stable father
@vroomcar6328
@vroomcar6328 Год назад
😂🤣😭😐
@jonathan_mothers
@jonathan_mothers Год назад
​@@dontreadmyprofilepicture2274stfu
@ToughLlama
@ToughLlama Год назад
Underrated comment 😂
@zekeryaoumar2356
@zekeryaoumar2356 Год назад
​@Logan Floor no you don't
@Mikeyc2k6
@Mikeyc2k6 Год назад
​@Zekerya Oumar yeah, I don't reckon he does, either! Tell 'em Zekerya!
@Charlomellon
@Charlomellon Год назад
My cousin is one of his children, it's so weird because she looks extremely different compared to the rest of my family but looks really similar to him (blonde hair while my whole family has brown hair for example) she met up with a few of the other kids one time and there is a Facebook group for them if I remember correctly. I'm surprised people are still talking about him
@Charlomellon
@Charlomellon Год назад
I'm dutch btw so this is in one of those clinics in the Netherlands
@hamjuice345
@hamjuice345 Год назад
How does she feel about it?
@Charlomellon
@Charlomellon Год назад
@Ham Juice from what I've heard from her she doesn't mind that much, however I don't live with her and wouldn't know with 100% certainty. But she has met up with other children so I don't think she cares.
@hamjuice345
@hamjuice345 Год назад
@@Charlomellon as long as it doesnt affect her life too much i guess she doesn't need to bother herself with thinking about it
@oonaneveling8611
@oonaneveling8611 Год назад
hoe denkt je neef over hem?
@DylanMaggs
@DylanMaggs Год назад
Okay but imagine in 16 years when they make a banger coming of age movie about the youngest kid going to find his 500+ siblings in a worldwide roadtrip.
@KelseyDrummer
@KelseyDrummer Год назад
I'd watch that.
@GlobofWob
@GlobofWob Год назад
@@KelseyDrummerme too
@mellowmutated
@mellowmutated Год назад
Wild movie 😳😂
@z3al0t30
@z3al0t30 Год назад
It'd be like an easter egg hunt 😂
@Rspsand07
@Rspsand07 Год назад
There's already a TV show about that from another guy who had like 100 kids. Called Almost Family
@scarecrow9987
@scarecrow9987 Год назад
This could be the largest sibling rivalry in history
@bryce4650
@bryce4650 Год назад
The great sibling war
@releknatroj5174
@releknatroj5174 Год назад
Like, he keeps having more kids as part of a sick contest between him and his siblings?
@badnewsbecs
@badnewsbecs Год назад
Take over a whole city Walmarts will be closed Whataburgers destroyed Rip the next family Christmas gathering
@mellowmutated
@mellowmutated Год назад
😂😂
@wid0w251
@wid0w251 Год назад
MORTAL KOMBAT
@avgmonkey5026
@avgmonkey5026 29 дней назад
He’s creating his own species 💀
@EUROCARWORLD
@EUROCARWORLD 17 дней назад
☠️
@TwinTails100
@TwinTails100 Год назад
This guy took the phrase "be fruitful and multiply" to dangerous levels.
@AuhmigoT.
@AuhmigoT. 5 месяцев назад
who says that 😭
@CojaGamez
@CojaGamez 4 месяца назад
​@@AuhmigoT.The bible lmao
@shoppinmadnesz22
@shoppinmadnesz22 Год назад
*Imagine dating someone, then going to the doctors to ask for a DNA test to make sure you guys aren't related*
@StaubAufDenKnochen
@StaubAufDenKnochen Год назад
I think I heard there was an app in Iceland for that.
@TheKillaShow
@TheKillaShow Год назад
In some towns its actually necessary.
@mellowmutated
@mellowmutated Год назад
Wild 😂
@Lycoriste
@Lycoriste Год назад
dont let blood ties stop you 😈
@cooperknighten6698
@cooperknighten6698 Год назад
@@Lycoriste get help😂
@willwunsche6940
@willwunsche6940 Год назад
Imagine finding out through a lawsuit that you have half a thousand biological brothers and sisters 😂
@romanmay2867
@romanmay2867 Год назад
a whole army
@ellavawn5679
@ellavawn5679 Год назад
Sounds dope ngl. They got stock if anyone needs a kidney
@zaides5225
@zaides5225 Год назад
They’d had to battle to see who is the leader of the clan
@CantTellYou
@CantTellYou Год назад
@@ellavawn5679 and if you’re into incest you got sooo many options!!!
@chemsoldier83
@chemsoldier83 Год назад
The McPoyle family's master plan.
@unsocialbutterfly5760
@unsocialbutterfly5760 Год назад
On the plus side, if any of them need a kidney, finding a match might be easier with so many siblings! FYI your cat teleported into another dimension while you were streaming, just in case you were wondering where she went.
@rameileo_8195
@rameileo_8195 Год назад
Underrated comment, this is him investing in some organ donations later in life XD
@jonstark7106
@jonstark7106 Год назад
I Think both parents need to be the same
@somebody3558
@somebody3558 Год назад
They say it takes a village, this man went ahead and made several villages worth of children.
@hattoripool1533
@hattoripool1533 Год назад
This guy is basically a real life Zeus
@ae86hachi
@ae86hachi Год назад
And ugly as sin
@SehrDummerAccountNam
@SehrDummerAccountNam Год назад
Eh, he's a little less unethical than that. Cos at least there's no rape involved here.
@davidspooner4582
@davidspooner4582 Год назад
And his Children god forbid may be real life Lannisters
@BestOfAnimalss
@BestOfAnimalss Год назад
W
@EnderGoku9001
@EnderGoku9001 Год назад
@@SehrDummerAccountNam or shape shifting
@nebulous426
@nebulous426 Год назад
This man is trying to single-handedly destroy the human gene pool.
@aGirlNamedDr00l
@aGirlNamedDr00l Год назад
for real thoughhh 💀
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 Год назад
Nah he's trying to own it. He'll never out-compete Genghis Khan, though.
@reignadams6692
@reignadams6692 Год назад
what makes you assume he doesnt use both hands?
@jaco8822
@jaco8822 Год назад
We need a lifegaurd now.
@level_breaded5364
@level_breaded5364 Год назад
I support it, the gene pool is too intact
@IrisCorven
@IrisCorven Год назад
"Well known in the Sperm scene" is a moniker most of us could never dream to attain.
@Kylewraps
@Kylewraps Год назад
Imagine he has 500 kids from donating but he’s still a virgin That would be the ultimate plot twist
@carnage237
@carnage237 Год назад
Holiest man alive?
@GabrielTheExplorer254
@GabrielTheExplorer254 Год назад
The Virgin Joseph
@YaBoy17
@YaBoy17 Год назад
underrated comment.
@B_4035mn
@B_4035mn 7 месяцев назад
Honestly, I'd believe most sperm donors are virgins, since you'd think that one of the many reasons why they'd donate sperm is because they'd think that they're not able to, or are not lucky enough to get a gf or wife, either that or just don't want to but want to spread their genes anyway.
@user-iy5ww2hj4p
@user-iy5ww2hj4p 25 дней назад
@@GabrielTheExplorer254LOL
@dusancakic
@dusancakic Год назад
Charlie's cat was like: "How many children?! F this sh!t, I'm out!" 😂
@MellowMink
@MellowMink Год назад
I think the dude legitimately has some kind of creepy fetish about this; it’s a super unhealthy obsession that he continued after being asked to stop many times, even lying and using fake names.
@issstari954
@issstari954 Год назад
They test the sperm to see if it's fertile enough the only reason they are letting him do it is because it must be extremly fertile and they are looking the other way its pretty hard for those banks to get sperm anyway I would never donate to one due to liability
@chucknorris277
@chucknorris277 Год назад
He is getting paid lol
@peasoup9706
@peasoup9706 Год назад
Or he's just super broke
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 Год назад
He's in touch with his _selfish genes._ He's utterly subservient to evolution and he worships at the altar of Charles Darwin.
@hermasmora
@hermasmora Год назад
yes because half siblings will produce a inbreed disabled child... no. Yea its bad but you need to get off your high horse
@MrgnFlnn67
@MrgnFlnn67 Год назад
This is 100% on the clinics for not checking peoples information and not having checks and balances to make sure something like this can’t happen.
@Lakeside_Flower
@Lakeside_Flower Год назад
He was actually barred from the network because he hit the limit of donations. But he continued in secret via private donations directly to women on social media looking for a donor. He would also lie and say he has only donated 12 times in the past.
@paulogaspar8295
@paulogaspar8295 Год назад
yeah that's what I'm saying. The clinics are the ones responsible for this because they allow cases like this to exist.
@DoctorSquirt
@DoctorSquirt Год назад
2:01
@ismaelrodriguez714
@ismaelrodriguez714 Год назад
​@@Lakeside_Flowerthis males alot more sence, because the whoe time i was thinking "the sperm bank is at fault they shoudnt have given enough to make a small army, do they not keep tabs on what they give out?" Also, "does this guy hace some crazy super genetics with anti-cancer/super metabolim type of stuff? Why are so many People choosing his sperm? god dam"
@Krozbot
@Krozbot Год назад
just so you know your comment got stolen by a bot
@Daneh97
@Daneh97 Год назад
Isn't it crazy that we don't have a system in place to prevent this though?This is literally the first thing that came to mind: every donor gets an I.D. number and the parents know it and the kids know it. When you grow up, you check if your partner or date is a donor baby and compare I.D.s. And don't say "oh that's weird or awkward" because it's already perfectly common to take S.T.I. tests before hooking up. This is the same thing
@reignadams6692
@reignadams6692 Год назад
why? its very legal, he is expanding the human race he is a very hard working man, his 1 hand has produced more life than any doctor
@Daneh97
@Daneh97 Год назад
@@reignadams6692 I don't know what your point is, regarding my statement. Nothing I said goes against what you said
@reignadams6692
@reignadams6692 Год назад
@@Daneh97 no reason to have a system to prevent this mans good deeds to the human race
@crazymadstriker766
@crazymadstriker766 Год назад
@@reignadams6692 Good deed? Anyone can donate sperm and there are already quite a lot of people in the population, you grow the human population too much like this you'll get inbreeding and overpopulation
@ahshitherewegoagain8695
@ahshitherewegoagain8695 Год назад
​@@Daneh97 he's a troll trying to trap people into raging. Nice try.
@grimsgrim607
@grimsgrim607 Год назад
"Serial sperm man" super villain name
@VIZARDED
@VIZARDED Год назад
The phrase "Serial Sperm Bank Donor" is one that will give me shivers until I die
@p-__
@p-__ Год назад
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
@Gefahrbabushkin
@Gefahrbabushkin Год назад
​@@Patrick-xk9sjunlikely suck it bot
@UnitedGaming_12
@UnitedGaming_12 Год назад
Kon kon Ram Navmi Ki Din bhagvan ki thukai karna chata hai aur Allah ko pranaam 🙏🙏🙏
@Aj-fd4ne
@Aj-fd4ne Год назад
"SSBD"
@flarestorm9417
@flarestorm9417 Год назад
He's like a chronic masturbator that tried to turn his pass time into a career.
@Neves7561
@Neves7561 Год назад
Damn we got ourselves a modern day Genghis Khan over here Imagine in 15 years a discord server filled with all of his kids *exclusively.* That shit would be wild
@caffeinatedpossum
@caffeinatedpossum Год назад
Dad said its my turn to use the Xbox said 200 children
@unai49999
@unai49999 Год назад
As wild as It sounds It could help preventing fed up stuff
@erwins_arm
@erwins_arm Год назад
LMFAO
@ashurad_fox5991
@ashurad_fox5991 Год назад
Basically the family message group will need a dedicated server on it's own lol
@jamaljamshaid144
@jamaljamshaid144 Год назад
Yeah this guy might try to conquer england with that 😂
@marcianomorisson
@marcianomorisson Год назад
Gengish Khan: FINALLY, our battle will be legendary
@Cadeblaster
@Cadeblaster Год назад
“Siblings or dating” “Both”
@axdawg3014
@axdawg3014 Год назад
The child support must be immense
@UnitedGaming_12
@UnitedGaming_12 Год назад
Kon kon Ram Navmi Ki Din bhagvan ki thukai karna chata hai aur Allah ko pranaam 🙏🙏🙏
@axdawg3014
@axdawg3014 Год назад
I post and the bots follow Hilarious
@zdwlees7647
@zdwlees7647 Год назад
Fr fr
@aparnarai3708
@aparnarai3708 Год назад
It's called "donation" for a reason You donate your seeds and your checks
@arg_9584
@arg_9584 Год назад
That’s not how sperm donation works, but yeah that’d be some crazy child support.
@basedostrich
@basedostrich 2 месяца назад
I genuinely don't believe it's the donor's responsibility to make sure their samples aren't misused by the clinics and sold rampant relative to the population size. The dude is just making his bread donating, and clinics are irresponsibly giving away his samples instead of using it for other research like they do with the majority of samples.
@tomassmith1519
@tomassmith1519 20 дней назад
Yep
@Gloves-T-Catzero
@Gloves-T-Catzero 4 месяца назад
0:01 hello little kitty!
@derangedapeconsumer8751
@derangedapeconsumer8751 Год назад
I think all of his kids should meet up one day and form some kind of guild, like "upon your 18th birthday you shall be flown out to the Netherlands to join your siblings and bring prosperity to the world"
@colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971
-Amy Goodman “I believe the media can be the greatest force for peace on Earth. Instead, all too often, it is wielded as a weapon of war. That has to be challenged.”
@Coristic121
@Coristic121 Год назад
the sperm siblings will save the world
@solar_pan-el
@solar_pan-el Год назад
lol
@milenasden3970
@milenasden3970 Год назад
Cult*
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
*commune They just take over a small village and change the subject any time wandering adventurers ask why there's no children in town
@goggleman7211
@goggleman7211 Год назад
Imagine all his son's grow up like him then he has 125,000 grandkids 😂
@fishy0929
@fishy0929 Год назад
His own army of his descendants
@chowder333
@chowder333 Год назад
250,000
@handlotion8244
@handlotion8244 Год назад
Idk how you got that number but if his sons would do the same thing he would have 125,000 grandkids, not 25,000
@nicholasgiovanniello7887
@nicholasgiovanniello7887 Год назад
​@handlotion8244 the man isn't stopping lol
@goggleman7211
@goggleman7211 Год назад
@@handlotion8244 you're right
@funnatopia704
@funnatopia704 Год назад
Man secured his bloodline so proficiently that in 1000 years he'll have enough direct descendants to fill a small country if not more.
@Klabbity_Kloots
@Klabbity_Kloots 4 месяца назад
I mean, he's already half way to Vatican City.
@meunomenaoteinteressa964
@meunomenaoteinteressa964 Год назад
100 years from now everyone in the netherlands will be descendants of this guy💀
@Ferguson1965
@Ferguson1965 Год назад
I’m adopted and the thought of dating a sibling, without knowing, has always been in the back of my mind.
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 Год назад
You have a better chance of winning the lottery multiple times over.
@anglophone412
@anglophone412 Год назад
Get a dna test
@Jacob_Overby
@Jacob_Overby Год назад
@@anglophone412 don't sell your data to these soulless companies for this pointless endeavor
@gregpenismith1248
@gregpenismith1248 Год назад
​@Muckle Dragger cool story.
@CantTellYou
@CantTellYou Год назад
@@Jacob_Overby you’re giving “your data” away for free right now on RU-vid, who cares what these DNA test companies get unless you’re a criminal? Oh my god you’re a criminal aren’t you 🤯
@xpreame3406
@xpreame3406 Год назад
The 19 seconds of the cat being in frame was the best part of my life
@lucky7cs
@lucky7cs Год назад
that cat just cured depression
@mangogomesh157
@mangogomesh157 Год назад
​@Ariana Gandhi can..
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza Год назад
His girl is so beautiful, look at her sitting there knowing she looks fabulous on camera!
@sirnunyabuiz6529
@sirnunyabuiz6529 Год назад
Okay p0rn bot, lmao.
@vickil3256
@vickil3256 Год назад
You made me look 😂
@Blueskies2513
@Blueskies2513 12 дней назад
bro when his children come to see him its like a meet n greet
@rawrbrz
@rawrbrz 13 дней назад
“Don’t wanna have a kid cause I’d condemn a man to be short” felt 😭
@blabla-kp5or
@blabla-kp5or Год назад
Dudes super power is literally spawning armies. Dude could just go ahead and name himself C-Man
@Peekabye
@Peekabye Год назад
Just like how many of those women had a C-section having his kids.
@UtterlyTangential
@UtterlyTangential Год назад
More like O-man, amirite?
@yeetusdeletus8565
@yeetusdeletus8565 Год назад
My man is literally a respawn machine
@CantTellYou
@CantTellYou Год назад
Hate to break it to you, but there already is a “C-Man” and he’s one of the most accomplished foot fetishists OF ALL TIME. He’ll pay you $50 for a video of you driving barefoot, if you’re interested
@Dingus.8895
@Dingus.8895 Год назад
Imagine if there’s a whole town with all those 500 kids and they realize they’re all related
@Incognitocritic1984
@Incognitocritic1984 Год назад
Isn’t there like a horror movie with that similar plot synopsis from the 1950s? If someone knows what I am talking about, back me up please.
@robovac3557
@robovac3557 Год назад
​@@Incognitocritic1984 No such movie exists, sorry.
@_wanted_outlaw3007
@_wanted_outlaw3007 Год назад
​​@@robovac3557 it might be the one where all the stupid people keep reproducing with each other which makes everyone stupid in the future. I don't know what it's called but that might be what they are talking about.
@ItzBrooksFTW
@ItzBrooksFTW Год назад
thats just a normal town in alabama
@arkcliref
@arkcliref Год назад
​@@ItzBrooksFTW they know they're related in alabama tho
@shayaharon5015
@shayaharon5015 Год назад
Imagine if the kids grow up and start a support group of being this guy's child
@ScubaX29
@ScubaX29 Год назад
Imagine this first date convo: "So how many siblings do you have?" "Haha well you're not going to believe this but I have over 500." "Woah that's crazy I have over 500 too!" . . . "hold on"
@Solxle0
@Solxle0 Год назад
He literally took "all father" to another level.
@rick8575
@rick8575 Год назад
This guy has his own yt channel too: Jonathan Jacob Meijer. In one of his videos he explains the 'overpopulation myth' so basically his reasoning for all of this
@tylere.8436
@tylere.8436 Год назад
father almighty
@joshualagrimas9555
@joshualagrimas9555 Год назад
More like "All fucker". 😅
@jackryan4313
@jackryan4313 Год назад
"Hey mom? So dad is sterile right? So how many siblings do you think I could have, since I'm from a sperm bank?" "Sh*t, Timmothy...I was hoping you wouldn't ask. You have at least 500 siblings"
@rhoydplaz2853
@rhoydplaz2853 Год назад
At that point it would probably be 10,000
@EmperorDxD
@EmperorDxD Год назад
​​@@rhoydplaz2853 your cute it's Probly 60K
@_ktlyn
@_ktlyn Месяц назад
Penguinz0 when my mom walks in
@digital_underground
@digital_underground 13 дней назад
i dont understand why someone would want to do that, unless the thought of people getting together and finding out they're siblings later is something he finds funny.
@ninethetwotailedfox
@ninethetwotailedfox Год назад
This guy really took “I have children in my basement” to a whole new level
@p-__
@p-__ Год назад
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
@zakskingdomm
@zakskingdomm Год назад
RU-vid needs to add some sort of moderation to bot comments
@Betweentwelv32567
@Betweentwelv32567 Год назад
This is so sad
@robertlafrance9974
@robertlafrance9974 Год назад
Bro bots need to be stopped by this point
@mxzphonk
@mxzphonk Год назад
💀
@giddyup523
@giddyup523 Год назад
"Well known in the sperm scene" is one hell of a statement. He's the Jizz Goblin: "I'm something of a sperm celebrity myself"
@TheMostBoringGuy
@TheMostBoringGuy Год назад
Jizz Goblin doesn't sound right. I'd say he's more of a baby batter benefactor.
@Karl-Heinrich69
@Karl-Heinrich69 Год назад
„Jizz Goblin“ 💀
@joec7217
@joec7217 Год назад
Norman Jizzborn
@kavich
@kavich Год назад
​@Uncuthighreed it's gobblin' time
@DrJay-vd9tf
@DrJay-vd9tf 19 дней назад
He's building an armory worthy of Mordor.
@HigasaGoinPostal
@HigasaGoinPostal 9 месяцев назад
Gotta catch 'em all
@anaclaraboniatti6610
@anaclaraboniatti6610 Год назад
Imagine in the future they all have a group called "Jonathan children" or something like that with the sole purpose of finding each other and talking about it, maybe even making a whole event out of this
@IceFire1800
@IceFire1800 Год назад
Orphan Black has a plot surprisingly similar to that. Only that its about clones and not an unhinged sperm donor
@GiantMoth
@GiantMoth Год назад
@@IceFire1800 "Unhinged sperm donor" is such a title :D
@thecolombian8909
@thecolombian8909 Год назад
JonCon
@manahakume9870
@manahakume9870 Год назад
that family reunion could rent out 6 flags and have lines! XD id imagine they would want to ensure they find all of them to make sure no one starts fucking their sibling XD they will all have to get dna tested against ANYONE they wanna have sex with x.x
@nocause5395
@nocause5395 Год назад
Then finding out your wife is also your half sister.
@magentapurpleyap5566
@magentapurpleyap5566 Год назад
My man took "Spread your love to the world" to a whole other level
@trustymccoolgal
@trustymccoolgal Год назад
He almost looks like one dude who tried to sext me on reddit dms once lol
@MokiRenn
@MokiRenn 10 месяцев назад
☠️
@codm_haz3627
@codm_haz3627 Год назад
This guy is the only person to have the right to be called the allfather
@AustriaColorised
@AustriaColorised 15 дней назад
that cat was just as shocked as us
@BiscuitDelivery
@BiscuitDelivery Год назад
It's worse than you think. GSA is a hard thing to identify from a purely scientific standpoint but it's been well documented that related children who grow up separated often find themselves attracted to each other if they meet up in person and don't know better. There are all kinds of horror stories of estranged siblings and cousins getting married, having kids, and only later finding out just why they have so much in common.
@jinchuriki7022
@jinchuriki7022 Год назад
Junk science
@dungcheff7470
@dungcheff7470 Год назад
Oh my god
@imjustagirl
@imjustagirl Год назад
What is GSA?
@chynaanderson494
@chynaanderson494 Год назад
This is terrifying for me since my dad was adopted at a young age. And I have zero clue who his biological family is.
@zimbim7562
@zimbim7562 Год назад
@@imjustagirl genetic sexual attraction. basically the idea that people who don’t know they’re related are automatically attracted to each other
@bigsoda4276
@bigsoda4276 Год назад
When you said "I'd condemn my kids to be short," I felt understood.
@hydreigonchungus
@hydreigonchungus Год назад
What's it like being a manlet
@parzavaal5335
@parzavaal5335 Год назад
How does it feel being mini size
@cold5417
@cold5417 Год назад
@@hydreigonchungus you trade height for dick size, its worth it
@vexusmorpheus932
@vexusmorpheus932 Год назад
How's it feel to be bite-sized?
@Kapparapa
@Kapparapa Год назад
Why don't ya tell ya us how it feels to be at the bottom of the food chain?
@stanktaint15
@stanktaint15 Год назад
When they thought they were just step siblings but turns out to be actual siblings 😂
@DailyCommentatorAizja95
@DailyCommentatorAizja95 Год назад
This guy is literally a super villain where he is trying to make a generation or a civilization or race that's just him or his breed.
@some1337dude1
@some1337dude1 Год назад
if they inherit his musical talent they could all come together and form the mother of all bands.
@mellowmutated
@mellowmutated Год назад
😂
@spicyeyedrops237
@spicyeyedrops237 Год назад
Can't fret over every musician
@g-alicenine
@g-alicenine Год назад
What musical talent? 😂
@enochsadventures
@enochsadventures Год назад
@@g-alicenine he's an expert handboner
@lautaroasis60
@lautaroasis60 Год назад
U mean the father of all bands
@thewickedwanderer
@thewickedwanderer Год назад
God this sounds like a horror movie, imagine dating someone, sleeping with them and at some point finding out your siblings.
@goatslayer3160
@goatslayer3160 Год назад
The entire movie could be avoided by just having a simple conversation with their bf/gf. "Oh btw my dad was a donar named 'insert name here' how about you?
@lazygurl305
@lazygurl305 Год назад
@@goatslayer3160 not all parents are honest lol
@mung01re
@mung01re Год назад
Wasn’t this the plot of an episode of House?
@MelissaM83
@MelissaM83 Год назад
Lifetime did a movie on a dr who did this in the 70s or 80s or something like that.....he was doing it illegally and got found out and charged. A woman moved next to this family and their kids were very very similar in looks.....he was using his stuff instead of the guys stuff who came in to donate. It's a crazy case, movie was well done too in telling it.
@espurrthestupididiot2405
@espurrthestupididiot2405 Год назад
@@MelissaM83 you lost me after 'Lifetime'
@AlexPBenton
@AlexPBenton Год назад
I think this could actually be pretty easily avoided. If you are the result of a sperm donor, and you fall in love with another person who is the result of a sperm donor, just have a dna test before doing anything else to check if you're related. Obviously, it would suck to find out that you're related to someone you love romantically, but that would solve the problem.
@six-fingeredjimmy6977
@six-fingeredjimmy6977 Год назад
Keep in mind, many children who exist thanks to sperm donations are never told they're the result of a sperm donation. While it doesn't matter in the end, there's the social pressure it creates among kids (who will pick on anyone for anything) which can affect them growing up due to being ostracized or developing the idea that their father "isn't their dad" and they thus have to go meet their "real dad", which can put strain on the father's mental health and put them at risk from their biological father, be it from physical risk, social risk, or legal risk where the father may try to step in as a parent where they should be totally removed from the situation. It's often better/easier/simpler for many parents to just not tell the kid.
@hankyboy42594
@hankyboy42594 24 дня назад
“John Jacob Jizzle Heimer Schmidt his kids were my kids too. Whenever we go out, the people always shout” “Hey it’s John Jacob Jizzle Heimer Schmidt!”
@FredCracklin
@FredCracklin Год назад
Charlie's cat having the power of teleportation is on brand.
@IAmNotDiluc
@IAmNotDiluc Год назад
Average cat activities
@NikiNadie
@NikiNadie Год назад
:18 seconds in~ Charlie's cat instantly dissapears. :(
@malevolentsnow9867
@malevolentsnow9867 Год назад
You thought 19 Kids and Counting was a crazy show.
@dinksmallwood5561
@dinksmallwood5561 9 месяцев назад
0:17 Teleporting cat
@katlynmoore4895
@katlynmoore4895 Год назад
having hundreds of siblings is literally insane
@mellowmutated
@mellowmutated Год назад
Right
@CoolMintMC
@CoolMintMC Год назад
Having siblings in the double digits in pretty crazy, LET ALONE HALF WAY TO 4 DIGITS!
@boxoid5230
@boxoid5230 Год назад
Technically speaking literally every human is related.
@sannyassi73
@sannyassi73 Год назад
What is literal about it?
@katlynmoore4895
@katlynmoore4895 Год назад
@@sannyassi73 the fuck do you mean dude
@lukas4452
@lukas4452 Год назад
He is the ultimate example of making your Hobby a profession
@The_Endless_Now
@The_Endless_Now Год назад
"So, what do you do for a living?" *"I fap"*
@Cryolinxx
@Cryolinxx Год назад
bruh these bots💀
@randmht9976
@randmht9976 Год назад
@@yeaman9844 he lied , it's trash .🚮
@kingofgrim4761
@kingofgrim4761 Год назад
@@The_Endless_Now “I make bots that say they are better than penguinz0”
@The_Endless_Now
@The_Endless_Now Год назад
@@kingofgrim4761 make more mate
@aputik2503
@aputik2503 Год назад
0:17 i like how after Charlie said 500 children the cat just said: "bruh imma head out"
@ashurad_fox5991
@ashurad_fox5991 Год назад
Rabbits: Could this man be one of our people? (...is basically what radiates from him)
@bonemanegames
@bonemanegames Год назад
This man created a small city in the netherlands using his gonads
@bloobushviper5709
@bloobushviper5709 Год назад
This would make for the best kind of horrible romance anime
@d3f4lt67
@d3f4lt67 Год назад
dude even said he felt happy knowing he would leave a legacy like that behind
@johnblunt6693
@johnblunt6693 Год назад
Mf's a DC super villian
@OfficialDenzy
@OfficialDenzy Год назад
Lol ngl. In like a thousand years, everyone will be a descendant of him, so thats a big achievement ngl
@banned2911
@banned2911 Год назад
@@OfficialDenzy fr he will forever remain in human genes
@user-ol7bt4wp1j
@user-ol7bt4wp1j Год назад
@@banned2911 Man is in terms of the biologically, one of the most successful men in human history He is legit is up there with Ghingis Khan.
@cornercarton
@cornercarton Год назад
He sounds like a narcissistic sociopath!
@christalee9975
@christalee9975 Год назад
Damn I didn't even think of the incest aspect! That's crazy he was allowed to donate so much, considering that factor.
@mythman700
@mythman700 Год назад
doctor: dont worry, blond quagmire doesnt exist blond quagmire:
@itzmebro101
@itzmebro101 Год назад
My guy takes "Everyone is a winner" to a whole new level
@blysweety2333
@blysweety2333 Год назад
I remember when that cat was a small kitty and now look at her! She's grown so much :3
@crystalrose043
@crystalrose043 Год назад
Same i was like "did they get another cat wtf" lmao. So big!
@xxab8xx2
@xxab8xx2 Год назад
Ik he’s huge bro was hand holdable like yesterday
@Hidrian-_-Zzz
@Hidrian-_-Zzz Год назад
yes and her name is io
@KingMercury_
@KingMercury_ Год назад
​@@Hidrian-_-Zzz Morbius
@traphimawari7760
@traphimawari7760 Год назад
Io was so surprised about the man who fathered 500 children that they face revealed with utter shock
@slaper12x
@slaper12x Год назад
My dude's trying to create his own damn community with all those kids, the living embodiment of "so anyways I started blasting" 😂
@Cam-ej1cu
@Cam-ej1cu Год назад
😂
@giannicolamatteo8155
@giannicolamatteo8155 Год назад
After several generations hè will create his own strain of human
@FrostReave
@FrostReave Год назад
That’s enough for a whole town.
@getlessdistracted
@getlessdistracted 23 дня назад
Glen Quagmire.... Giggity
@CheckrBoard
@CheckrBoard 11 месяцев назад
The supervillain we never needed
@MG-zx8jn
@MG-zx8jn Год назад
This reminds me of the Netflix documentary film Our Father about a fertility doctor that used his own sperm to inseminate his patients, without their consent or knowledge, and had 98 kids. One of his patients turned out to be one of his daughters that was born from his actions
@goranpersson7726
@goranpersson7726 Год назад
like it was kinda fucking terrible but boy did it get also extremely disgusting by that last part
@kylespratt4072
@kylespratt4072 Год назад
Vince Vaughn has a movie like this
@CesarTheKingVA
@CesarTheKingVA Год назад
Imagine him settling down and getting engaged, and having to have a conversation with his fiancee. "Have you ever been with any other women?" "No, but I have about 500 kids." "...what."
@rick8575
@rick8575 Год назад
This guy has his own yt channel too: Jonathan Jacob Meijer. In one of his videos he explains the 'overpopulation myth' so basically his reasoning for all of this
@Bubbaspork
@Bubbaspork Год назад
Guy sounds like a fuckin' narcissist from what Rick said. I pity his fiancee in your scenario.
@justaperson6254
@justaperson6254 Год назад
@@rick8575 i had a discussion with him out of curiosity, and he seems alright. unhinged but oddly nice? he's chaotic evil. he referred to himself as a caveman, but in this day and age that's impossible as cavemen didn't have massproduction of plastic and other stuff that didn't biodegrade. so 500+ kids that will likely be consumers... bad idea...
@mrturbozz3526
@mrturbozz3526 3 месяца назад
Family Reunions are gonna be crazy 💀
@apchistuz
@apchistuz 3 месяца назад
Family Soviet union
@jakobs.family.computer
@jakobs.family.computer Год назад
🎵John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith! That's my dad too! 🎵
@ihateyoutube772
@ihateyoutube772 Год назад
That family reunion is going to be crazy
@p-__
@p-__ Год назад
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
@noob-ru6sc
@noob-ru6sc Год назад
Bots have taken over your reply section.
@aparnarai3708
@aparnarai3708 Год назад
The guy took "my country is my family too seriously"
@DJRAE22
@DJRAE22 Год назад
that's what i was thinking @Nick W 😂
@Vaultboythefightingmachine
@Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@Mangrovius
@Mangrovius Год назад
I'm not his kid, but I am a son of a well known sperm donor in the Netherlands who has, by estimation, around 200 children. Some of my sisters and brothers have actually met each other without being aware they were related, and I believe there was 1 story where 2 of them actually went on a Tinder date without being aware. Stuff is scary, and since many parents lie about FE the father not being the real father because he's impotent creates this goofy scenario where if you meet someone who vaguely meets the criteria you can't be careful enough. I'm willing to bet, in my family, incest has happened at one point. I just hope they used a condom and never found out.
@PostMalone-real
@PostMalone-real Год назад
Gengis khan moment
@ayoCC
@ayoCC Год назад
first generation incest is not going to have an extremely high chance of defects. If there was no damage to the genome it ... should be fine.. i think
@10thdukeofalburquerque
@10thdukeofalburquerque Год назад
Im your father, sorry kiddo.
@TheZeagon
@TheZeagon Год назад
This is a moment in time
@youtubestudiosucks978
@youtubestudiosucks978 Год назад
​@@invalleria step-brother, help i'm stuck 😂
@irrelevance1094
@irrelevance1094 Год назад
Love how in the beginning of the video the cat randomly teleports out of existence
@mip33
@mip33 Год назад
How horrible and irresponsible. There are 400,000+ children in the foster care system on any given day. 20,000+ age out every year, 20-40% of which go on to become homeless, and many will just start the cycle of suffering all over again... Not sure why people are like 'my genes are so much better than those that already exist!'
@phantomboi5679
@phantomboi5679 Год назад
All those sperm donors wouldve had kinds anyways though
@Sleepingpillsandcaffeine
@Sleepingpillsandcaffeine Год назад
@@phantomboi5679 they might have, but donating them will make it more likely for someone to get pregnant. Sometimes, the procedure fails tho
@lockerbuddy2039
@lockerbuddy2039 6 месяцев назад
That's less a problem on parents looking to have kids and more a problem with the government's handling of foster children.
@artificialraspberify
@artificialraspberify Год назад
This is an actual thing in Indiana too except it was the doctor falsely impregnanting women. A lot of the kids didn't find out until they were adults and many of them were disgusted and a few of them had to go to therapy for the mental strain it cause. Its gross that I've seen several comments saying "oh its fine if the kids don't know" cause its not. Imagine you're married to someone, had kids with them and through sheer luck found out your partner is you half-sibling. Or if their children found out they were a product of incest.The case with the Indiana sperm donor was found out by pure accident by a woman in her 40s wanting to do an ancestry test for fun. Things don't stay secret forever and the impact its had on that woman, her family and the rest of her siblings has been horrifying. Hell, even the women who took the donor sperm were horrified. This guy is a monster and whatever sick satisfaction he gets for being an alpha fertile male is disgusting.
@alienenthusiast
@alienenthusiast Год назад
Thank you for saying this. There's definitely some sick satisfaction he's getting out of impregnating so many women under false pretenses, just like that wretched doctor.
@tjibbepet7544
@tjibbepet7544 Год назад
There is also a Dutch doctor who did the same
@MJW238
@MJW238 Год назад
Don’t know about your Indian case, but there have been multiple cases in the West of fertility doctors secretly using their own sperm to make many, many babies.
@MJW238
@MJW238 Год назад
But what’s the real problem with it though?
@maysilversi8253
@maysilversi8253 Год назад
@@MJW238 are you fr... it's malpractice. it's illegal. it's also a form of rape. There's a documentary on this case or something similar I'm pretty sure.
@themulchmuncher1111
@themulchmuncher1111 Год назад
Imagine being one of Jonathan's kids, and finding out you have 549 other half siblings. Jesus Christ
@steffimaier7297
@steffimaier7297 Год назад
Even worse; someone unknowingly dating or being married to one. 😬
@sebastianriz4703
@sebastianriz4703 Год назад
​@@steffimaier7297 Nearly impossible but ya know.
@critikasalihmeylani
@critikasalihmeylani Год назад
"DIO, don't have sex."
@deannasoulpunk
@deannasoulpunk Год назад
​@@sebastianriz4703 not if they all live in generally the same area.
@sticc3978
@sticc3978 Год назад
​@@sebastianriz4703 how is this "nearly impossible"?
@TechnicalDifficulties
@TechnicalDifficulties Год назад
This is like that episode of family guy where Peter meets the kids he had from the sperm bank
@thegaminggecko1212
@thegaminggecko1212 Год назад
This man after WW3 starts: “Begun, the Clone Wars has”
@ianswartz2741
@ianswartz2741 Год назад
imagine all the birthday parties, almost 2 per day, the celebrations never end
@agarion101
@agarion101 Год назад
Wtf is that emoji, I love it
@CantTellYou
@CantTellYou Год назад
Imagine the battle over his will when he dies 🤯🤯🤯🤯
@KG0605
@KG0605 Год назад
I need that emoji
@ianswartz2741
@ianswartz2741 Год назад
its youtube emojis, this one is called face-blue-smiling
@Azurethewolf168
@Azurethewolf168 Год назад
@@ianswartz2741 how did you do it?
@jakobs.family.computer
@jakobs.family.computer Год назад
I like how he put wood trim underneath the Godslap artwork, interesting and cool
@cardboard_boi
@cardboard_boi 15 дней назад
theres actually a few cults around mostly devoted to having as many kids as possible and there are many in such groups that have actually done this
@NobleHunter
@NobleHunter Год назад
This is the kind of stuff you'd do in a game to farm XP.
@danielsimon4542
@danielsimon4542 Год назад
Abandon your daughter event god of war
@arcaneusumbra1539
@arcaneusumbra1539 Год назад
Imagine if all of these siblings had a dedicated discord server for them
@p-__
@p-__ Год назад
my farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
@DisappointedBuddha
@DisappointedBuddha Год назад
"No half bro I'm stuck"
@jamesgon7345
@jamesgon7345 Год назад
I’m the future a good portion of the worlds gonna look like this guy and I’m dying
@theannoyingreplier4051
@theannoyingreplier4051 Год назад
He’s to powerful to be stopped the man spawned a whole army and nobody will every stop him
@BestOfAnimalss
@BestOfAnimalss Год назад
He has a strong army
@MrVenturadog
@MrVenturadog Год назад
​@@BestOfAnimalss Russia kills more troops in a day than that.
@dizzyhq5100
@dizzyhq5100 Год назад
I never used to think that there were modern day Ghengis Khan’s out there
@nftman260
@nftman260 Год назад
I love you we gay
@nftman260
@nftman260 Год назад
naatu naatu
@Jackdaniel00
@Jackdaniel00 Год назад
You are first comment and the human race are sheep
@nftman260
@nftman260 Год назад
​@@Jackdaniel00 I'm ur stepdad of the dad of the dad of the dad of the dad of the dad of the dad of the dad of the dad of the dad of the dad
@yleyatarn
@yleyatarn Год назад
@@nftman260 Dude are you ok. You act like you're some 5 year old who just got yt.
@jacksonb6444
@jacksonb6444 Год назад
Bro’s gonna have like 10,000 descendants in 200 years. Kind of a chad for that tbh
@niganools1502
@niganools1502 Год назад
Lmaooo them thanksgiving get togethers finna be crazy
@LordScrungl
@LordScrungl Год назад
This man could make a whole army if he rallied all those kids up.
@FrostReave
@FrostReave Год назад
A tiny army
@satch5471
@satch5471 Год назад
Blooooodliiiiine, assemble!
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cat panicking at the word whisper
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