I guarantee the kid was fine after he jerked off the 5th time. Should've left it at 5 times instead of 5.6... That point sixth jerk off surely must've gave him blue balls combined with a soar hand! How do ya bust a nut six tenths of the way through a jerk off? That's gotta be almost as bad as getting to fourth base without scoring the winning hone run! The hell with calling em blue. Make it PURPLE balls!!
And when you committed these impure acts did you do them alone or with a friend? Once alone. Are you sure about that? I want you to think for a minute. Yes. Once. Alone. Very well. For your.... Then again with a girl, twice with three girls, five times with seven girls, twice with eight men and once with a horse. (THUD.)
How dare a priest go grilling a penitent like that impure acts Abruzzi! And how dare he call him a WEASEL or shall I say a WEATHEL! That cruel son of a bitch! He in fact in real life is JEWISH! If a Jew called me a name like that, I just might mock him for his religion!
