And done! Keyboard's bear nuts. Tee-hee! edit: i accidentally had the first word as "all" instead of "and" and i forgot it like that for already 8 months
At the start, Heavy is saying gibberish and then decides to ask an unseen Sandy on where all of their mayo is. While doing this, Spy revives himself by thinking about small helmets and when he does revive, he feels the need of telling Heavy about it while also making a common cat noise. Before he can do this, however, he remembers that someone named Leo will buy him a lobster, making him say a curse. After that, Heavy asks something named Garfield-sicle to get his oil. After Heavy proclaims he won at something unnamed, Engineer thinks that the oil comment from before was directed at him and he has a high resentment to obtaining the oil, soon afterwards asking everyone else to leave him alone to let him die. Saying this made him and Heavy spout random nonsense which confused Spy and Heavy, despite Heavy being one of the ones who spouted nonsense. After this it seems that Engineer offers Heavy a new knee for free. Heavy shouts in happiness with this knowledge. Spy soon proclaimed that it wasn't him, but nothing has happened that would make sense to have been him. Engineer soon states that something begins with a hairstyle causing him to laugh hysterically. While Engineer is calming down, Demoman questions Disney as he awakes, performing a critical shit as he got to his feet. Demoman agrees with the idea of boobs and a "bosom-bar" which is likely what he calls a nudey bar. Engineer, angry at Demoman's comments calls him a horny dickwad, but that only makes Demoman think of an unknown "Sophie." After Demoman burps again everyone starts laughing until Demoman tells one of them to stop and tells the girls to look. After this he manages to suck a bullet out of Sniper's head and revive him while chanting some sort of spell. Right afterwards he wants to go back on the topic of women. By mentioning this topic, all of the known characters lose interest while Demoman states that a game is about to start and goes back to drinking. Heavy later proclaims that an evil version of the Geico lizard hasn't seen their actions while Medic runs in to pick up an unknown "Spot." By saying this, everyone suddenly shouts the name of Ed Sirivan while Heavy tries to force Ed to kiss someone immediately. Spy declares that Heavy's balance card is an XL right when Scout comes in whilst explaining to his mom on why Caesar won't heal her in this current moment, says a slur, and mentions Namahca for no reason. Spy soon tells Scout to watch a head. Scout asks for his mom but quickly notices that the head is "clean off." Scout talks about how Ned saved Higgard's foot silicone and runs off while shouting mush. Spy mentions his mother when Scout leaves, mentioning how a hippie should go onto a hall. Sniper soon lays out a single step that consists of the word "whoa." Medic says that it is a good freunde to drop her out causing a large crowd to discuss and end with referring to a mug of a dog. Medic soon looks for a zombie in a fast manner while asking for a chef to mind something from below and asking for some fruit gum. Sniper calls Medic a bellowed cunt and in response to this Medic says to a mummy that Ed Sirivan looked at him, causing Heavy to reassemble all of his body. Medic decides to kiss the recently reassembled Heavy, but soon after feels immense regret stating what he did was the "wrong move," and spouted curses while driving away, leaving Soldier at a table, and finally exclaiming that he won't do that ever again. Everyone seems shocked for a short amount of time at Soldier being there, but Soldier mentions Ghandi. When Ghandi is mentioned everyone wonders if Ghandi decided to make Soldier some "Steamed Hams." Soldier ignores this and mentions a list he calls "Ed Sirivan : Dead Horse Sirivan" That consists of one item referred to as "That is all." He then realises that a weapon used to shoot bullets at a high velocity fired out of something with Spy mentioning that nobody knew that in broken english. When Soldier asks about the last name of an unseen "Missle" Spy says only one person knows about it. Soldier quickly determines that the one who knows is Ed Sirivan and looks for a hat. Soon after he shouts about disney causing people to clap violently and give very positive ratings. Spy soon mentions a Pickle girl who was able to fly above them and tells Louie that the girl was black, while referring to the girl in a slur. Spy immediately claims that the current year was a Flu Year, causing the rest of the ones there to say gibberish. Spy then mentions to an unnamed sweetie that a hurricane is going deep into an area with a hose causing Sniper to get happy and believe the Heavy died. Spy declares Sniper's belief as an error, making him shout Ed Sirivan with Spy responding with another Ed Sirivan and Engineer saying Ed Siri-half. Sniper quickly calls one of them out by asking if their masters knew that they were in a location and soon asking for the downgrade of power for an unknown "Fuzz-Hoof." He then enters his car while he declares that he will perform a "secret wank", calls the people there bastards, and leaves. Afterwards Heavy asks for Legos causing the others to get confused by his request and shushing him. Due to this, Heavy calls them dumb bitches and instead asking for a newspaper causing Engineer to be concerned for Heavy's life. Spy soon asks who let David Head seek for something, causing Heavy to try to make Spy lick him whilst sarcastically calling him a genius. Spy gets shocked at Ed Sirivan, which causes Engineer to tell Spy to shut up. When Spy leaves, Engineer laughs as Heavy requests to be burned, causing Engineer to get hyped up because of Easter. Heavy soon completes the work of making a keyboard out of bear nuts, causing him to giggle. Heavy then walks backwards while talking in morse code and closes the door.
So what we learned by watching this backwards is 1. Demo is a pervert and he visits nudey bars! 2. Spy and engineer both had a near-death experience and now they're putting together a shopping list and trying to decide what insurance to get 3. Medic regrets his life choices 4. Scout is a racist 5. Soldier educates the group and leaves. 6.sniper after waking up in the middle of nowhere and trying to understand what's going on decides to go camping! 7. Heavy just goes home after the whole ordeal!
