HELL NO!! I WOULD QUIT THIS JOB IMMEDIATELY! 

I'm 34 and while getting my kids off the bus, other kids yelled out the window they liked my Dashie shirt. Now I know I'm cool.

I'm starting to believe Dashie lowkey miss working in a grocery store based upon the number of grocery, horror-themed games he chooses to record for us.

_"you have dies in real life."_ Poetic.

Nothing better than getting some snacky-snacks and watching Dash play horror games in the dark

I be having other people around me cracking up about the shit Dashie be saying 🤣

"I used the Im new excuse for eight months"... *Flashback to Dashie playing Among Us*

*I just want to take this time & thank Dashie for always curing my depression & anxiety, lifting up my spirits by his funniness & emotions* 😌

I like how dashie makes every scary game into a comedy he makes it funny to watch

You know it's a good ahhhs day, with Dashie's Scary Ahhhs Games!!

Dashie Thank you for all the memories you’ve given my childhood, i remember watching you every other day after school in 7th or 8th grade, now I’m in my 1st year at my university!! Keep doing what your doing bro!!!

The boss was in a rush damn near ran Dashie ass clean tf over going out the door 😂😂😂😂😂 and just disappeared outta nowhere

the “oh you gone be mad at me” text had me dying 💀

Can we appreciate how Dashie always create atmosphere with his editing. I love this creepy songs on the background!! 💀

As a former grocery store employee I’m quitting too 😂😂😂

Literally dashie can make any game intertaining,I normally don't like these sorts of games but just dashies energy,reactions,funny faces and dances just makes the game 100x better! I could watch dashie play paint drying simulator and I would enjoy it

Thank you for this, Dashie!!!! I’m starting my new job today and I’m so in’ anxious. This makes me feel at home. 🥺🧡

Dachie: He could’ve clean this mess himself Boss with no arms or legs: how?…how?…HOW!?

I love it here. You always put me in a good mood.

“Damn Dashie STAY getting employee of the month!” 😆

It sounds like Kermit is his boss

The Boss is giving me Satan vibes he purposely gave Dashie that night shift 😂😂

*DASH YOU SHOULD COMPLETE 'CRY OF FEAR' !!!* IT'S GOT FLAWS, BUT IT'S A DOPE GAME!!! JUST REMEMBER TO CROUCH JUMP, CONSERVE AMMO, MANAGE INVENTORY SPACE, BE AT FULL ATTENTION TO SURROUNDINGS SO YOU DON'T GET LOST AND YOU GOOD MY BOY!!

dachie you lookin FIT!!! i've been following you since you had like a few thousand subs and it's so dope to see how far you've come!! keep it up!

3:14 There’s something so comedic about how The boss manages to be scary but also hilarious 😂

The boss be sounding like Kermit the frog 😂. P.S Dashie using the 'I'm new' excuse for 8 months! 😂😂😂. You deserve everything you get for putting the work in, Dash. Respect my guy 👊🏽

When the employee goes "yeae" when he does a task or interacts with objects I chuckle 16:27

Its been about 1 month and im still rocking that “im new” title at the job😂

Your and Cory’s content has been helping me get through my sickness. Hope you see this Dash

Dashie is the type of guy to show up to his first shift and ask for a raise

Dashie should play "12 minutes" i like to see him get confused on that game

I just knew that party next door was about to come on😭

Thank you Dashie. I use to watch you when I was in pre-school. Now my grandchildren are in college. We all grew up watching you mah boi!

Milk Fridge: _opens to creepy place_ Dashie: _goes through_ Me: You making some "White Folks in Horror Movies" decisions

he's just that one RU-vidr who puts a smile on your face

Dashie always making my day better💯

I'm sick right now but watching Dashie's videos are helping me relax and cope. I really appreciate it, man. Keep up the great work❤

I love the throwing sounds way too much. He's throwing like a rapper. HYUH YEH WUH

Why does he say “pp” so aggressively 😭I know spit was flying

“you’re fired” “Thank you”

im usually bored to death by all horror games, but something about this one really got me! Great playthrough, and credits to the creators of "Employee of the Month"

This is exactly what retail is like, minus the 300 people asking where the restroom is

I’m really liking these puppet combo kind of games

"i don't know what they did with this couch but ouch" I choked on my food LMFAOOOOOO

✨ "B O S S" ✨ That hit me with nostalgia.

4:51 “Got everything I got everything” Surprised he ain’t sing that Drake song. *Nvm it was PartyNextDoor’s song Recognize featuring Drake.

Loving all this spooky content dash! I love everything you do and then some 😭❤️

Rainy day, feelin’ down, school just got out, …sittin down with some chocolate milk watchin a new Dashie video is the perfect remedy

dash, i've been watching your content for years now. i'm so proud of where you've come to and from man. thank you for making some of my worst days a little more bearable.

Spongebob true employee of the month.

*Menacing music plays* Dashie: WHO WAS IN THE STUDIO?!

That piano really caught him off guard.

First time watching a Dashie video in half a decade. I'm so glad to see that he hasn't changed one bit!

I love watching Dashie play scary games at night and eating snacks

Thank you Diashie for your videos. Always making me laugh and helping me through some real hard times right now.

I love when you play these style games👏👏❤️

4:56 I love when dachie dachie put this music on every horror games he play that has no audio in it. anyone knows the track? its kinda lit!?

I still can’t get over the fact that dashies intros are long ass hell

Even after a year I was still using that “I don’t know I’m new” excuse to customers

dash stays making my day much better, always looking forward to his videos

24:58 i’m hollering at the way he yelled “ALRIGHT” 😂😂😂

I love when Dashie plays these retro looking games lol

When Dashie died at the end then got scared by the hand😂🤣Absolutely amazing 🤣

•drops computer• Dashie:”im fired”

Glad to say I’m a long time fan of you dash! Endless joy.

Posted as soon as I needed something to watch. I appreciate it❤️

Yo Dashie, You made my day with this video. Keep doing your thing my boy.

I be using that " Im new " for months to until im fimiliar with everything 🤣🤣🤣

Play Night Book. It’s really awesome. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure game with 15 endings.

Employee of the month was definitely inspired by Dashie threeps 😂😂😂. THREEP! work at The Month, congratulations you are now the employee of the month.

yay a horror game on a hump day! thanks dash love ya mah boiiii

8:13 I was half-expecting it but it still got me good, dang I love watching you play horror games Dash!

Dash you should play “Hard Time”…it’s a prison game and a lot of chaos in it my boi.

Three seconds on the job Dashie be throwing the TVs around. "I'm fired." Got me I had to stop the video.

I was just watching your video from 4 to 5 years ago, you have lost so much weight you should make a video to share how you did it.

6:53 *”When I got my first couple of jobs I used that “I’m new!” excuse for 8 months.”* 😂💀

Dashie linguistics: “TH” = F 🤣

Dashie screaming or raging is music to my ears 😂❤️☺️ anyways, here to say I love you and your videos! You always make my day. So thank you! Hope you’re staying safe and having a nice day ✨

This sorta reminds me of Night of the Consumers 😂 but thank you for another entertaining vid Dachie

I love how The Boss is in a wheelchair and sounds like dark Kermit.

YO that beat at 4:51 is “RECOGNIZE BY PARTYNEXTDOOR FEAT. DRAKE” Look it up

that “boss” was so nostalgic 💀

@5:15 the game didn’t even fully start and Dash done fucked up😭💀

i love the way he completely ignores the boss is just a torso

4:51 I THOUGHT PARTYNEXTDOOR STARTED PLAYING 😭😭😭😭

Alot of the locations in Dashies scary game gameplays remind me of dreams I've had before

Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos🎈

4:51 I’m so glad you brought that back bro I love that meme

So dashie when your worked retail we’re you ever employee of the month 🤔

Bruhhh that deep “BOSS” brung back some memories🥲

The thumbnail is me when I get cat called.

Dashie play BABYSITTER BLOODBATH!!! That’s a throwback of yours that i remember being my favorite from 7 years ago!!! Appreciate you mah boi!!!

Love the channel dashie, your a legend you make my days so much better with your amazing and funny gameplays, you should play dragon trilogy again or P.t also watched every video so far

"The monster pee peed on the ground" LOL XD (btw tmw they hit you with that 1950's sounding music when you complete an objective tho)

3:00 Dashie so wise 'cause I thought they were displaying the character's name LOL "Dang they really love this guy"😭😭

Boss be sounding like an 80's schwarzenegger no? Oh and a mix of the guy the says jimmy neutron. And dis game be like an off brand Night of the consumers on the overnight shielft

Kermit the Frog is out here voicing Indie Games now😂

4:50 i cannot with dashies editing

Dash I love when you play horror games like these bro , please keep it up homie , keep them coming , play more horror games in general and if you can some similar to these style ones , I always enjoy watching them

Sounds like Baldi & Kermit , slowed & reverbed 😂😂

“you have DIES in real life” *Laughs, Sensational*