Lyrics: Hello, hello, kitty Hello, dear friend Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello, hello, kitty Play with us today Hello, kitty says you can never have too many Friends well bitch, I've got none No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb Rotting away in my party of one and I Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun Like hello kitty, got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better People do say that it can I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night, sleeping 'til three (la la la) I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me (aha), cute as hello kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully (hello, hello, kitty) Kitty, she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there 'til the end And I know when the worlds in flames She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm, stitch me up when I get torn Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust If there's a higher being, it must be her She's never unjust I can teach you how to be just like me (uh-huh) Crying all night, sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me (uh-huh), cute as hello kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully (hello, hello, kitty)
