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Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired after recognising their anonymous dick pic.
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@DaisyMooster 3 месяца назад

I was the “art dept” for a textile printing company in Burnley. We printed tea towels - yep, all the naff Queen Elizabeth Tea towels, all the VERY naff Blackpool towels, and very many years ago, the Red Nose tea towels packs. We used a ‘glue’ to stick the cotton to a print belt that ran under the print screens, those tea towels were printed, cut, sewn, packed, and sent off to retailers. Wash your tea towels before use. I don’t buy printed tea towels, that should tell you everything. (~Edited for typos)

@danielwitt 6 месяцев назад

Always wash new clothes before I wear them. No idea who’s been touching them whilst they’ve been on the rack

@IncanFox 11 месяцев назад

I did not realize there were people who didn't wash new clothes before wearing them....now I'm worried about if people wash their new dishes before using them....

@jkbff 8 месяцев назад

Having worked retail of various sorts for 15+ years, you always wash any kind of fabric you item you buy to that comes in contact with skin or surfaces you eat off of. Rodents run across bolts of fabric before the garments are produced, rodents and mites are in the shipping containers, all of the handling the garments go through from beginning of production to point of purchase. Jordan really does have blinders up.

@grenvanson7588 9 месяцев назад

Omg my boyfriend collects rubber ducts and names them too i honestly thought he was the only weird person that did this he has a queens guard duck and the complete collection of back to the future rubber ducks amongst a large array of others 😂😂😂

@natf4634 11 месяцев назад

Loved this episode! I totally agree on William with washing clothes before wear (and tea towels) but never use fabric conditioner with towels as it decreases their absorbity 0:06

@JanArrah 7 месяцев назад

As someone allergic to most laundry soaps, I have to wash my clothes before I can wear them or I'll be miserable for a week.

@blankplank91 10 месяцев назад

Phoenix Nights quote absolutely wrote me off 😂

@dennismiller2385 8 месяцев назад

the sound of rubber duck said enough times loses all meaning LOL

11 месяцев назад

My friend who works in fashion said you'd wash your new clothes if you saw them being made

@TheBearAspirin 11 месяцев назад

Jordan: "80% of people, if not more, don't wash their clothes." Also Jordan: Starts scratching himself as he defends his factoid. 😄

@lordwalker71 11 месяцев назад

I’ve read so many horror stories from people who worked in a clothing stores about people trying on clothes, if Jordan read those stories he would definitely wash new clothes before wearing them and things like tea towels which get touched by so many people before someone buys them.

@quirkyd78 9 месяцев назад

In Australia we say if someone storms off that they " took their bat and ball and went home"

@daisye2348 11 месяцев назад

Taybarns !!! Oh my god what a throwback

@Jo10371 11 месяцев назад

It’s don’t take your ball home I’m in West Yorkshire. Definitely wash towels t-towels, towels and underwear before using, don’t wash new clothes before wearing. You guy’s do make me smile watching you ❤

@shanelkatie2293 3 месяца назад

I'm from Sheffield and I've never heard of take your bat home😂😂

@jamesboy19731966 11 месяцев назад

William 100% agree with washing new clothes!

@jamesboy19731966 11 месяцев назад

“We’re not Spanish” 😂

@markc65 7 месяцев назад

Definitely wash the clothes before wearing. Some green dye came out from the cuffs of a top l received for my birthday (while having lunch at a sit down meal at a pub) and had a green tinge to my palms. Corduroy segment was fascinating. I remember the Corduroy pants from the 70s, usually brown.

@NorthernCoins 11 месяцев назад

Of course you wash new clothes, Jordan his just getting us to indoor plumbing

@maiafinlayson7495 5 месяцев назад

The twitter story urked me the wrong way. Personally, I think they had the right reaction. Obviously the guy was affected, comparing it rightfully so to getting an unsolicited dick pick. If it was just a personal account that happened to have nsfw, then it would be a different story. But the account is specifically nsfw, they said so in the story. From the way he talks about the guy, he A, does not know them besides working at the same place, and B, doesn't feel comfortable around them. So I think it would absolutely be appropriate to file a complaint to your company if a coworker follows you with an exclusively NSFW account. I consider that sexual harassment. He unwillingly saw nudes and other sexual photos of them, which could have very well been purposeful since they followed his account. You don't just "accidentally" follow your coworker on your nsfw account. He should not feel guilty.

@user-wc7hv1cb2h Месяц назад

I always wash new clothes at least a couple of times.

@paulineoxley-vh5ww 28 дней назад

I wash new clothes before i wear them,you don't know who's tried them on before xx

@annecouperwoods708 11 месяцев назад

You can iron tea towels and other bedding etc. 21:02 which kills bacteria and wash at lower temperatures

@olivialewishussey 11 месяцев назад

I don’t like the smell of new clothes - I wash them before I wear them because brand new clothes just smell weird and feel slightly off to me.

@dennismiller2385 8 месяцев назад

wash new fabrics to remove the machine "sizing" a chemical on fabrics that allows it to move through machines easier.

@mickyfahrie 11 месяцев назад

the twitter one, did he personally dm him and send him unsolicited pic? or just posted on his account? if he just posted it in his account and the anonymous reported him then he should be feeling guilty!

@chloebland5884 11 месяцев назад

Completely agree! The wording really doesn’t make it clear but it almost sounds like he just stumbled across the account. And he only recognised the tattoo, not like full name and place of work was included on the twitter account for confirmation

@mickyfahrie 11 месяцев назад

@@chloebland5884 the anonymous knows he is in the wrong here thats why he got anxiety and feeling guilty. just block him end of the story, no need to make the guy lose his job

@itsyaboimax5433 10 месяцев назад

I have a ozzy Osbourn duck William 😂

@davidmaclachlan 6 месяцев назад

Corduroy is also Helen Keller's favourite colour.

@user-tt5xj5ib1e 9 дней назад

Underrated comment :) 😆🤣🤣🤣

@vahvahdisco 7 месяцев назад

I was once stood at a bus stop in Manchester Piccadilly waiting for the night bus and a couple literally went from snogging to shagging in front of the whole queue of people ! I was shocked !

@iansao4 11 месяцев назад

Wash first. End of.

@user-wc7hv1cb2h Месяц назад

I think Jordan shirtless would boost your viewership greatly.

@ohio0 11 месяцев назад

I had no idea Jack Grealish had a pod.

@marciagreenhow5962 11 месяцев назад

Im with william x wash all new things

@djooodie 11 месяцев назад

Sorry, I’m not sure if I’m the only one experiencing this but sometimes Jordan sounds a little too quiet. Based on the video it seems like he’s not consistently near the mic and would sway back and forth. He also sometimes whispers lol hope you guys could fix it 🥹

@mickyfahrie 11 месяцев назад

yes, he's mumbling sometime and combination with his accent is quite hard to understand especially for someone with english as their second language like me

@usefamin 11 месяцев назад

I literally emailed them that as a dilemma. I can't listen to this podcast at all anymore, cause I usually listen while doing stuff around other people, and the quiet parts are too quiet and then it's really loud laughter. And to be fair, it's not just Jordan. They need to have consistent energy. I'm not hard of hearing but I do suffer from chronic ear problems so headphones are out. So thank god at least I can watch this with captions, 90% is correct at least 😄

@mitchybooooy 11 месяцев назад

I do agree with this

@AshlieJermaine 8 месяцев назад

Oh good, I'm not the only one!!!! I'm working my way through the episodes, but it's really frustrating because their audio is crap!! There was one episode I was watching and they were playing audio from another episode....the replayed audio was louder and clearer!!!! I don't know how, but it was. Also, Jordan needs to STOP whispering and muttering!!!!

@babyruthless9670 4 месяца назад

And he's a radio presenter 👁️👄👁️

@blacksaturn1 11 месяцев назад

Jordan, please talk into the mic. Some of your techniques of using a low volume while not speaking directly into the mic can be frustrating.

@theyellowunicorn2978 9 месяцев назад

People don't wash their new clothes before wearing them?😮🤢

@Nite-owl 10 месяцев назад

Sterilising everything to within an inch of its life is largely responsible for the total lack of immunity today. I remember as a kid drinking from the garden hose and eating soil. "Farm children suffer less frequently from pollinosis and bronchial asthma, although they are exposed to higher concentrations of airborne allergens. "