Here's Everything That's Broken On My Cheap BORDER PATROL Ford Raptor 

either that or a drone launcher for the ECM ppds the FEDERALES HAVE to jam the BP when they escort the coyotes over theborder

I would say so, and don't call me Shirley....

No. It’s a mount for a ray gun or a rail gun.

I was thinking maybe a seat.

But wouldn't you want that mounted in the middle. That bracket looked like it was mounted off center.

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@@John_Doe.... YESSS!

@@John_Doe.... He finna be pulling over some big booty hispanics-

Forgotten Autos 😂

Yes, please.

ya gotta have a uni. tbh a freightliner unimog is good enough for me

Or a AMG G wagon

@@Overland_RC I consider that Veyron either a mechanical parts car or a total rehab at this point. The honest problem with it is cost and availability of parts. If the water damage is anything but simple on it like Tavarish said it's toast. Either you're going to have to buy the parts from Bugatti (if they'll let you and if not send it to them to fix) or find some engineering firm that has the means to reproduce the parts in question. Any way you go about it though means you're well off enough to buy a used functioning Veyron to begin with. Tavarish / Ed are right if it was being sold for $50-$100k it might be a good gamble but not for what the current owner wants it for.

Yes he will. 😂

Even better : import one from Germany. They are much much cheaper than the once already in the US

salty it’s not a tire changer. That is a mandatory spare tire relocation mount to provide as much underbody clearance as possible for off road chase/jumps. It relocates the spare to a location that is easy and fast access in the event the spare is needed. The spare could not be located in front of the tubs because they used flush boxes up front. Plus, they required a full size spare versus the less desirable one it came with on the assembly line.

Agreed

Yep, spare tire mount

@@BreakerBreaker1320 from what I've seen the raptors (just like the Chevy Colorado zr2) have full size spares from the factory

Brian B my 2012 SVT Raptor came with the full size spare, as well as the matching wheel.

Ikr lmao

It missed florida

@@cdawg3506 "it missed" but we got hit on the coast on the left side of it. So it didn't really miss

I'm in North Florida and we are getting some crazy 10mph winds right now. lol

Visiting Florida rn and literally feels like a normal day. The malls and food stores are all open.

yup,

That would be my guess too....The Police Department I am now retired from went that route for our K-9 (Ford) SUVs.

Lol in my police crown Vic it’s literally just the child lock turned on

Jonathan Garcia WOWWWWW

When I used to work on cop cars that's what they would do

Thanks

TinyDemon Yup. I swear he does most of the damage to the hoopties himself when he’s showing us what’s wrong with them...

"Watch while I ruin my 4WD by flooring it on pavement." It's like he's a kid sometimes...like he literally just doesn't know any better but at this point I just don't know how he doesn't know.

Lol I cringed

@@theinternets7516 bein' rich. I think he's a great guy but knowing some really rich people, yeah.... They are a little different from the avg Joe. Especially when it comes to street smarts

He can ruin it for the video. It will be replaced anyway.

He makes so much of hoovie that he doesnt have to lie...

CocoPlayer Rare case of profiting from honesty

Well, he is on video. Someone would certainly catch his lie if he did so...

@@locasenior8229 the WIZ makes soo much $$$$$ from YT content and hanging on the net with HOOVIE

There is no issue with transfercase , since the truck was checked and had known issues. This dude is gready one.

He is an idiot & moron. What do you expect.

@@klwthe3rd after reading some of your comments on other videos, you're not far behind.

@@01mineralgt You don't know me. Fuck off. Hoovies a fucking rich wannabe. You're stupid enough to be attracted to those types.

@@klwthe3rd shut the fuck up

@@klwthe3rd If you think so little of him, why are you watching his videos? You're the wannabe...

For a billionaire, the wizard seems quite normal.

Jessica the mechanic?

Yuri Rudnev please!!!! I can't hear him sometimes.

He probably doesnt want to hear his prices .

Not a good idea. If he’s mic’d, he then qualifies for YTAG (You Tube Actors Guild).

@@davidking3311 lol!

Honestly, Hoovie should be doing these on a DLSR camera with video and wireless audio, but I think he just likes using a phone I suppose.

Very funny, didn't laugh

That pooping noise was most likely me.

The noise is most likely the sound of dollars flying to his checking account from youtube

Its ok you tube will pay for the repair!

The popping noise is from the tires . The front diff is only limited slip in hi, in low its not limited slip. Not meant to hard steer on dry pavement in 4wheel low. If you were in the sand you probably wouldn't feel it.

​@Jason Creech YOU TAKE THAT BACK

I am a mechanic. We change around 500 for transmission swap on f150s + flush & fill

Facts 🤣🤣🤣

J&J charges top dollar to those who really need to save a few bucks for a guy who really needs nothing.

@@jstef928 just jelly hoovie's living the good life. Haters gonna hate.

Jeremy Pilot I don’t think he’s hating tho lmao most places like that do charge top dollar

@@jstef928 - It's called advertising. 762,000 targeted car enthusiasts. The shipping probably costs them more than the parts anyway.

This needs to be number one

He should copyright this slogan

Or an ATV transport mount?

Isnt that a child separation device? asking for a friend..

It was the spare tire mount. You are correct.

@@skewbiedew6705 lol

Confirmed, spare rack mount, missing the wingnut/screw male portion of the mount.

Captain Shark so true raptor seats are the most comfortable seat ever made😂😂

Also, think about the repair bill stack at 150k miles for the Gladiator, Tyler's only 7k + 4k for repairs, 11k for a full size pickup that will probably run another 150k miles is a steal.

@@FeelFighters exactly. Guy's lucky.

Jonathon Petersen if Jeep was good like they used to, then they would run forever. Now they are partially owned by Fiat and Chrysler doesn’t really help it either.

Have the wizard unhook the vacuum hose at the intake and then plug it up and turn on 4wd. If the noise is still there its the transfer case. If the noise goes away you need new bearings/IWE's

Had that problem with mine as well. The plastic vacuum hose had become very brittle and was broken on several places. Easy cheap fix if you know what you are looking for. It sounds more like a grinding noise coming from the front wheels though, and less like a clunk or bang. Mine was mostly noticeable between 2000 and 3000 rmps.

It’s definitely the iwe’s I have replaced mine twice on my 14 raptor before finding the iwe eliminator kit for this issue

Bingo! I have a ‘12 F-150 4x4 (non-Raptor), and I was getting grinding noise from front end when making sharp left turns. I had a small crack in the IWE vacuum line. Bought a new one from Ford for $50 or so, replaced it myself, and that’s that! (The noise was the IWE trying to engage. Would happen turning sharp, b/c that hose would get moved in such a way that the crack could open, air would bleed, and vacuum would be lost.)

Check out fordtechmakuloco's channel. He has a ton of diagostic procedures for the F150's. Awesome guy

Luckily it's not your brain cells, mostly because you don't have any.

Hoopty Patrol.

Hoopty patrol ^ came down here to comment and my man above me got it done first 👌 haa!

Yeahhh! hoopties patrol

@@Creating_Space even better ide !

@@jdm_style6042 why the hell do you keep writing ide instead of idea?

*Hoovie got a new car. I already have my Rolex and my Yacht. Time to look up some Jets. Ahh, its domestic, no G600 then, I guess* - The Wizzard, probably.

Amen

Best idea ever. Maybe they can give a nice offroad tour at the border, too.

Frank I like your thinking

Yessss

Road trip !

That makes it less authentic and seem more scripted and more "talk show" esque... that's why he doesnt do it.

Kim Jong un Dorian did turn out to be a joke except to the Bahamas.

Dorian is supposed to hit us tonight. I'm right outside of Savannah Georgia. I was here for Hurricane Mathew which knocked out our power for 6 days.

Kim Jong un I live in FL I’m already taking my shutters down since Dorian didn’t do anything other than bring a nice breeze

It's just another rainy day on the Florida east coast, nothing new. The Bahamas got fucked though.

Kim Jong un you eat dogs

Hoovie probably owns a part if not majority of the businness, Think about it, before he met Hoovie he was a broke mechanic, he was maintaining his fleet on the weekends for pennies.

As booger would say NERD!!!!!

Great idea there are so many old models for cheap

Yes

He did in older videos...

I'm almost positive he already did a few years back

The army one

That's SS717

Next video: Everything wrong with my jeep gladiator

@Blair Aquilia well he said he gets the transfer case somewhere else.

And border patrol rn is definitely getting funding so it’s been well up kept.

Zenn Lozanno what you did there... I see it

🤣🤣🤣

He sold it

He lent it to the car museum.

Maybe a Trx one day

Since there's no spare underneath, I'm going to assume it was placed in the box instead.

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH there's no spare at all

And it's great for convenience, a 33 inch tire on aluminum wheel weighs like 80lbs, a lot easier to just roll it out of the bed than have to crawl underneath the truck (probably in the mud or sand) and drag the tire out. Yea it sucks sacrificing the bed space but if flat tires are a common occurrence I'd gladly give up that space lol!

@@codybrady6637 so the 35's that come factory on all Raptors probably weigh a little more?

@@boduke9428 yea, I don't know the exact weight but I was going by my 33x12.50x15s, 35s on the larger raptor wheels (i think theyre either 17s or 20s?) will weigh more

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Gerry Jimenez lmao

@@Nolanyoyo lollll Also known as pancreaticoduodenectomy, the Whipple procedure involves removal of the "head" (wide part) of the pancreas next to the first part of the small intestine (duodenum). It also involves removal of the duodenum, a portion of the common bile duct, gallbladder, and sometimes part of the stomach.

Do you have a spare one yet?

Do it, and I'll do everything broken on my 1984 blazer

LS 400 everything wrong with my 99 cherokee

I'll do everything wrong with my 2nd gen dodge

Ok I'm really gonna do it so you all better do it too lol

gpage plus when it has a great story behind it ☺

He is a douchebag hack

Keep in mind its a Ford raptor they dont come with shitty spares

wheel on average used is100 bucks and a New Tire can run well over 500 so yea 400 isn't bad

@@OG_Gamers_Live damn. That's alot

@@melesmeles2095 It seems more like you're the douchbag...

Then a race between cleetus' clickbait patrol (aka neighbor) and the hooptie patrol...

@@SRQmoviemaker Why am I reading you reply sounding like Waylon Jennings?

Not only is he ripping hoovie off hes filling the gas tank full of crap while hes at it. some bushings 125 each lawl 50 bucks at most total, then 500 600 to do labor on that then another 500 to 600 to put a transfer case in when its already out. I have taken out plenty of transfer cases at best a hr labor 100 bucks not 1200 and we wonder why we hate lawyers doc's and Make Em Crazy High (mech's)

Everyone who is not a mechanic always says labor is too much. $3500 to get this truck in great shape, not bad. I'm sure he can get it down a little too

@@deansmits006 yea it always seems high. Always around $500 in labor for any wear and tear parts

3500 -800 for new tires 2700 hinder for all of that not bad

@@Jess-nm4xl amateurs work by the hour. Masters and pros paid on job completion. You pay for the dedicated hands on your project until its done totally, thats not saying there aren't hack job asshats that make all sorts of claims. On top of that Hoovie probably doesn't pay THAT price they are likely partners but if he was like yeah man I can slap all that in fo bout a g boss then everyone going to the wizards business is gonna want that price and argue wasting valuable time lmao. ON TOP of that...hes going over everything..bushings tie rods etc etc yeah thats usually typical mechanic wringing out $$$ cause when you just wanna get by not all of that stuff is always necessary but when you wanna take it and make it as like new off the lot as possible you do this stuff. 3500 isnt bad at all. Take that to a dealership it could be easily tripled.

I was wondering if someone said something about them saying that lol.

The hurricane didn't even touch Florida.

@@ahuman7404 I was there it didn't do shit. Just a bunch of wind and rain.

@@ahuman7404 it curved away. It destroyed a lot of the Bahamas but it didn't land on Florida. I know because I was sent there to work.

@@Anguish88 Cocoa Beach resident here. Can confirm it didn't do shit. We were lucky though.

I kinda think they're real. Even if not, Hoovie is a crazy enthusiast who's gotta be puttibg huge sums into Wizard's pocket annually. They're friends, but it's also W's business and they both respect that.

I do wonder about the pricing. Some of it seems really high even if that was the pricing in australia where we pay a lot more than similar automotive work.

@@bigwangmark 125$ each for a piece of shit rubber rubber bushing is a prod in the hiney

$400-$500 for transfer case swap is insane as well.

Hoovie ordered new rear doors, instead of hooking the handles back up, so he kind of deserves it!🤑🤓

762,053

Shut up fool!

Think of the service he's getting though. i.e. acting, etc. for the RU-vid videos

$100 for 7 quarts of oil and a filter. $60 in labor to drain it and fill it while he has it on the rack. Yikes.

@@nevermind1534 true, I didn't think of it like that 👍

@darius wade quite the opposite

@@niccadoodles jeez you must buy cheap oil

Its perfectly ok to do. Just no hard turns at full lock. Actually, all 4x4 vehicles have a requimended test to do every 3 months to make sure everything still functions. 2wd, Neutral, 4high and 4 low. Drive 50ft or so then put it back to 2wd mode.

Using the differential lock on dry pavement wouldn’t be the smartest idea though.

@@brandoncaldwell95 no is not okay to drive in 4x4 on pavement. You will bind everything up and you will hear it and feel it.

Or...OR we should tell him to only drive in 4wd on dry pavement for our own enjoyment and scientific research.

@@DDMSteveB And ruin the only hoopedy he may make real money on? 😉

He’s the Anti-Scotty Kilmer

Eric M Had no idea until you mentioned it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eric M - That fart should cut the bill by $500.00 💩

@ What car wash doesn't wash the bottom of a car? And self-wash stations are available

@ that is 1/4 of the vehicle not being cleaned... i would find a self wash stall and give the underside of the truck a quick rinse with pressure washer.

I agree, but most undercarriage washes at automatic car washes purposely do not spray the front portion of the vehicle to avoid getting the engine compartment wet. He would have to do it at a manual stall or at home. For that reason I excuse him, though I would not personally bring my vehicle to a mechanic caked in sand. Too much chance of it getting somewhere that causes damage later on. That and I know how much of a pain it is from doing mechanic work on my own vehicles.

mounts are for the front differential