Hermitcraft 10: Episode 7 | FALSE ENTERPRISES 

Doc may be posturing with the hourglass, but Beef's barn is just there. Waiting quietly. Fear what hides in plain sight.

Business slogan idea: "No False Promises." Which of course means that you, as False, should never make any promises.

Given how invested Gem is in the idea of making the server navigable by water, I bet she'd be delighted to see more rivers around the place - there might be the lucrative business deal to be made there....

As far as selling rivers goes, I bet Big Salmon would be down for that sort of thing

I had to rewind: Definitely netherite. How dare I question the legitimacy of netherite horse armor..

The sad violin when False checked the shop sales has me cackling 😂

Ask Scar for a lesson in sales pitches 😂 Lesson 1 is not to let the victim, I mean client, talk 😅

How about Kelpie as a name for your horse? It retains the watery theme while serving as a warning that this is a horse people really don't want to mess with.

Everyone is so caught up in the permits and False is over here trying real estate. Might be a good move.

Such a big hourglass, it'd be a shame if someone with a Joker Permit absolutely undermined it's entire business plan.

I think you may need a business suit or a tie to go with your Briefcase, so other Hermits don't think your briefcase is a suitcase

The ammount of sass in the neighborhood sometimes lol

you could maybe convince beef to put a river between himself and iskall? he values the aesthetics of his land, so it would have to be placed carefully, but i feel like if you pitched it as providing more distance from iskall it could work. alternatively, you could probably convince beef to put a river through iskall's house, and relatedly could probably also convince iskall to put a river through beef's house. other than that: everyone is boating this season! suggest rivers for boat accessibility reasons and they'll be popular!

The commitment to alternative modes of transport is such a cool part of this season!! Hope the other hermits buy in to increasing the river-way access ;D especially if you can get a river to the shopping district. The ease of restocking with a chestboat full of shulkers!

I think the name Rowan would be lovely for the horse, a little nod to the name rowboat, but not too obvious!

False, there's only one name. Rename your Horse: Jetski.

The painting as the store clerk is lovely lol

Very excited about businesswoman False and the False Enterprises! Don't worry about if the business is slow at the start, you'll just have a great underdog origin story to tell when you've reach unmeasurable wealth and success :D With that cool of a top hat and briefcase the sales will just start flowing in (like a river XD) in no time. Your plans for your base sounded really cool and I can't wait to see what cool things you'll come up with!

Everyone: taking it slow!! Doc: speed running hermitcraft 10, no sleep!!

Island retreat sounds like a good pitch. Should work just like that on gem with her current water-theme. And if you sell it as a perfect fishing spot you will have Grian.

I love how Doc dropped that huge structure and it's basically log business promotion more than anything. Not even the shop yet. Crazy start to the shopping district tbh.

Doc made himself nauseous farming for 16 literal irl hours straight for that base...dude is working hard!

You should go ask Mumbo who his tailor is and maybe get yourself a fancy business suit to go with that briefcase

Lol i love the sad music playing in the background with the hourglass reveal and the "suitcase" scene

I like how you call the other hermits customers. That’s hard-core sales are right there, you go get them false

currently going through my minefaire 2017 signatures and i found you! seeing if everyone who i got a signature from is still active on yt or not, glad to see youre still going strong!

Hey False as an idea on a sales tactic for your shop, I have a feeling glow lichen won't sell very much, because it takes almost no effort to bone meal your own. and for that reason it will be hard to sell, because everyone can set up a farm for it themselves. So instead I purpose this. You sell the concrete for 5 Diamonds for 1 stack. and you sell the Glow Lichen for 3 Diamonds for 1 stack, but when they make a purchase of glow lichen, they are allowed to take 10 concrete blocks of any colour they want for free, for each transaction sold. So this way if they buy 18 diamonds worth of glow lichen that will be 60 complementary blocks of concrete they are allow to take for free. (I wouldn't advertise this detail in the last sentence to the hermits, otherwise it kinda breaks the illusion of the deal for them.) So rather than making 5 diamonds a stack for your concrete you could make 18 for almost the same amount. and it would help you sell the lichen. The goal of this, is to make them think they are getting a good deal when they are buying, because they are comparing it to the price of what the concrete is selling for, and they think buying the Glow Lichen to get free concrete is the cheaper option. and you walk away with 2 diamond blocks for each sale you make, if that makes sense. *(If they are trying to get nearly a stack of concrete for free through Glow Lichen purchases that is)* You could also do the same for other items you think will sell a lot vs the ones that have less demand. I can't predict where this will lead for you. but it should at least give you more sales and make you some diamonds in the process, I think that this could set you up for success. Good luck False :D

I love boat builds. It seems Doc is setting himself up for a major conflict. When the ashes settle, maybe sherrif False should step up as Supreme Militarily Dictator False?

Hypno's greeting was so cute False: Hypnooo? 🤨 Hypno: hey False how are you doing 😄😄🌞✨

I mean, having rivers as borders is just plain good strategy. You'll have not only the opportunity to build cool docks and bridges (or tunnels) but you will then also control access points to your area. What's not to like? And easy access to prime fishing spots. Fishing do seem to be a thing this season.

Big fan of the boat!! Maybe you can use that to convince your neighbours? In a "Look, we could all own cool boats"-Way?

False... A suitcase and a briefcase are the same thing. A briefcase is a type of suitcase. It's one of those "all briefcases are suitcases, but not all suitcases are briefcases."

Idea: As a businesswoman you will need an assistant. So name your horse Assistant Hooves. ❤

There's a brand of European river cruises being advertised (on RU-vid) in North America right now, I assume it's also being advertised elsewhere. You could make a parody company and advertise offering cruises or the scenery offered by such cruises "from the comfort of your own home". A MineCraft-appropriate parody name might be "Illager Cruise Lines" or "River Villagers Cruises". Good luck, False.

False! Joe didn't mean to degrade your business supplies carrying bag of choice, briefcase and suitcase are oft used interchangeably this side of the pond. He did not intend to throw shade. hahaha.

Wels would love more rivers to build bridges across. He could do a whole archipelago

I would name the horse: "Netherite horse armor"

I love your briefcase!! All the custom textures in Hermitcraft are so fun! I love how close everything is, and your idea of making a business out of terraforming some rivers into the area is brilliant!!

Im so exited about designing the world around transportation. Rivers, horse roads, and water pools for triden-ytra

Those signs.. "Stop It" "Don't Do It" are a message to SOMEONE to stop breaking Beef's diorite walls

11:00 I actually felt so bad at this part. False is selling stuff that people like Grian would find incredibly useful (glow lichen) I think the shop just needs a bit more of an arrow at it so to speak because the wool blocks are swallowed by the valley itself.

False you should invite the hermits to an exclusive lunch with free drinks, key chains and T-Shirts etc, but when they arrive make them sit through a whole time-share presentation/sales pitch first 😀

Loving the connectivity with hermits this season. Paths and horses, maybe now boats and rivers. It's great!

Iskall was so happy when you noticed. I think it’s only been Beef, Xisuma, Pearl, and you so far who all noticed immediately. I think I’m confused about what you’re selling… are you building an island getaway/attraction and selling river access to actually enter the island? Or do they get to build their own dock/boat?

🤔There’s always the “stay-cation” idea to adapt….their homes become tropical 🏝️ paradise islands they can enjoy without leaving home. 😉

Omg now im thinking you need some slogan that leads to “thats false advertising” The title alone makes me want that XD

False should totally use her joker permit to sell "coupons". Half off a stack of any wood block purchase, for 1 diamond. Buy two stacks of rockets, get the third stack free. But like doc, she could set the price of each coupon as either a set amount of diamonds or a set amount of a specific resource. ::diabolical laugh::

"You might have built the weirder one!" *perfectly timed Iskall leaping through the air like a dolphin*

0:20 That armor is actually: *Leatherite* armor ;P

A sale suggestion for Grian is a guaranteed Mending book from fishing within the 1st 200 fishing attempts in said location.

came from the stream !! also, your description seems to have the same thing twice D: could just be my youtube being weird but thought i should let you know

RowBoat Clop 😂

You could join the Postal Service and do the rounds for the Ministries District.

Y’all heard it here first false’s marketing team! I’m not sure how the server looks like river wise but maybe you could sell a certain fisherman a river short cut to the shopping district. Will probably take a while to dig that all out though.

you were on the horse showin the bussiness, an the glamour its to seeing in floor level

As the song says, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to. Down with waterfalls! Wait.... that's what waterfalls do... never mind

17:30 Someone needs to do a prank & switch that to a yellow glass pane ;P

Skizz is game for any fun, Joe would like opportunities, Doc just wants to be left alone, or conspired with, Cleo would be interested in mail fraud or swindles, Gem loves the water, and Beef just wants to relax. But Keralis wants vacation vibes. Good luck in your business ventures!

Don't worry about Beef's barn signs, the material they're posted on is a clue to their purpose.

The empty shop accompanied by the sad music was so.. well.. sad lol, I'm sure you'll make diamonds eventually!

In the 80's, there was a show called, 'Homes of the rich and famous'. You should do a montage of your island sales and then put them up for sale with the hermits.

False you're starting to sound like Tom nook in animal crossing New horizons where he sells the island package

At 6:22. I thought False said, “killed iskall”. And thought wait, What, Why. Upon careful review I was wrong. Never been so disappointed to be wrong. In my defence the shenanigans this season have been chaotic and I love it!

KELPIE AS THE HORSE NAME LOOK UP THE ORIIGN.

Surely there are things left in the game that aren’t part of permits that you could sell. Just start selling people diamonds for diamonds. Then you would get diamonds

How about "Galopagos" as a name for your horse. Sticking to the water/ocean theme while making a pun on your horse galopping around

Sales pitch (a bit of a silly one, since some Hermits prank each other and pretend to dislike each other): "You know they say, love thei neigbour right? But what if that neighbour of your has been [insert name], he/she hasn't been treating you very neighbourly. Why not have your own island and you no longer have to pretend! I can make all your troubles flush away with a bit of water (pull out shovel/bucket of water)"

Your horse should definitely be named boaty-mc-boat-face

I love how all the hermits are getting creative with their businesses this season. Like, even more so.❤

Horse names with plays on horse words: False Whinnytry, Whinnyfred, Foals Symmetry (even though it’s not a foal anymore). Sheriff of Trotingham, Decanter, Canterlope, Ready or Trot, Snicker, False Nickers. Bridle party, Stirrup trouble, and side saddle.

Keralis idea for the season was to be on a tropical island..... but he is not surrounded by water..... yet!

Name the horse "living flesh"

False ! for your base!!! GARDEN ROOFS. Yeah! little rooms around 1 or 2 bigger elements. kinda like pillars that get shorter as they approach the edge. Maybe like basalt formations in terms of shape. But definitely verity gardens would be a good option for the top. like one could be roses, another could be a wheat microfarm, etc...

If you use your joker Hermit permit to sell diamonds, you would be able to set any other item as price. 👀

I hope you all take advantage of the hourglass and keep buying his wood using the sand on the hourglass.

False!! You're gonna make me cry with the sad music!

As far as selling.... sell a river to mumbo jumbo as a new way to enter his base.

i like how of some of the circle is over the water. opportunity for variation and some cool water based builds. gona be an epic season

4:11 In love with this framing/angle

OMG FALSE, you're so sassy I love it

You know what every successful business person needs? A com-pony car. And as minister of transport, You should be driving a beautiful silver Mercedes.

The sad song is making me laugh so hard 😂

Some others have suggested Dinghy, which is equal parts nautical and silly, but you could also name the horse Landlubber since it'll keep you on land.

@7:15 The boat looks so good! 😁⛵

Business woman uses the joker permit to get all the wood and the hour glass building to go with.

After watching doc's video i don't know what to expect new mega bases to look like after his shop is that huge

Oh god, seeing the circle uneven in the full screen is hurting me lol, one side is perfect, the other side is an oval😂

HC Season 10: False Brings the Business ... and business is boomin

If you have a room full of buttons you can keep grian entertained for hours

You're so good at boats!

i was thinking the joker permit would of been a good tax permit 10% of all income from all other hermits permits??

I’m really really loving the tone of the intro. It goes perfectly with the music. ❤

Impulses's and bdubs shops are always a banger. Giga corps always get themselves involved in the market. Sahara was boomed and then went away in an instant. I'm looking forward to False Enterprises to provide a healthy competition.

Atleast the glass wasn't yellow 😂

It looks like a briefcase. Maybe a satchel. Certainly means business.

"Fairy" sounds like a good name. A play on "Ferry" for a different boat, especially a RoRo ferry

I'm loving the Hats/Bags etc. I think impulses beard from season 9 was the best one (other than the troll ones, Tango - Tree and Scar - Creeper)

Maybe if the rivers came with bridges included, it might persuade more hermits?

Is the theme of this season, Big? we have Big Salmon, Big Wood and now Big business.

The guys on the server definitely have a Freudian condition or two. 😂