Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 33 

"To be fair to Joe, he had a prior engagement" this is the most fitting pun ever.... congrats to him!

“Oh no, I just want them to think your an idiot” - Cleo

"This week, on Hempire craft" -pixel, on the next recap.

Scar making literal PAYWALLS was Genius, PURE Genius on his part. Bravo Scar, you gottem'.

Pix narrating stuff about the Rift like he isn't involved in the other side. 👍 Also, I know Zloy makes the script, but Pix sounds so convincing when he was talking about False being zapped, of all people, and says that we don't have any idea why that happened.

The moment we have been waiting for is near: Pixlriffs recapping himself in the Hermitcraft recap.

While the finale of the RentheKing arc didn't make it into this week's recap, can we talk about how incredible it was? Like- it ended in THE most Hermitcraft-ey way it possibly could

Pix is gonna be recapping himself some time soon after what happened in Grian’s episode today OH GOD ITS HAPPENING *THIS WEEKEND* GRIAN AND IMPULSE GONNA BE RECAPPING EMPIRES WOOO IM ECSTATIC

On this week of Hermitcraft: Docm builds an interdimensional railgun powered by endermen

Grian's name keeps growing with each week and I'm starting to worry

An Old Friend's Pickaxe stabbed me right in the heart I was NOT expecting that when it came out in Tango's video

Joe saying “You wouldn’t dare!” kills me every time

With the inevitable empires SMP crossover through the rift, we’re nearing the point where Pix might have to summarize himself lmao

"But before we play the Game of thrones, we need to address the Throne of games, and Boy have they thrown a lot of games together this week!" Zloy STOP SPOILING ME!

"pigs-to-gold-nuggets conversion pad" got me dying fr 💀

A couple great quotes from the week: "Ren puts the Pro in Protagonist" --Joe "Moo" --Zedaph

"An Old Friend's Pickaxe" nearly made me cry

Congratulations on Joe's "YES".😂

Who else is here after Grian + Impulse's "Hempires Recap" prank?

This reminds me that Ren was king for longer than Liz Truss was PM.

There needs to be a special episode for the RenTheKing story arc finale. It deserves no less.

The throne puns… someone deserves a raise

I wonder if Joe came up with the "prior engagement" pun before he proposed...

My theory that S9 is the love child of all past seasons (i.e. at least one hermit missing; Keralis has a big boat and containers in his base, hangs out with XB, X and Beef a lot, and co-owns a logging shop with Ren, and also plays an 80s-90s song in one of his builds, coincidentally a new version of PNG; Tango is building Decked Out Doux; there was a major political development taking place earlier in the season involving Dubs, which led to the hermits choosing a new leader, and that political side of the server has turned into a major plot/lore event involving a resistance in which Grian at least has a supporting role; there's a major shopping district and now there's also a gaming district in the works; Grumbot; Scar is building a major city-esque build; one hermit lives in a big ol' cave; you get the idea) is falling apart; hermits are actually considering building the backs of their bases-

RenTheKing: I order the knights of the square table to build me a vault. MumboJumbo: They took muh jarb!

I was wondering what he reminded me of. I guess poisoned Théoden fits the bill

6:30 pealrescentmoon is my favourite hermit too

12:52 you accidentally labeled BDubs' section as Impulse

Who's hype for the charity event?

Seeing Scar's name split between orange and light blue has me very intrigued.

It took me until 6:50 to realize that the caption said "PealrescentMoon" instead of PEARLESCENT Moon

Look, as much as I appreciate “pealrescent” moon, I don’t think the typo was intentional. Lol!

Pix recapping himself would be so funny lmaoo

Pearl is now PealrescentMoon. You gotta love those rescent moon peels.

So you guys are going to have to cover the Fall of the King _and_ the crossover event? Gonna be a busy video huh

It's the Rift story I'm looking forward to. Especially after today, when I find out just WHO is on the other side of that rift.

"...and jump out of the helicopters ROFLing over the district." 11:06 My brain took a few seconds to process that and then it hit me all at once, good job.

13:00 damm impulse got even better at building, and suddenly has a big eyes moss guy skin XD, the name tag of impulse was forgotten to be changed it seems

not quite missing the charity event yet! squeezing in the recap while i wait :)

These recaps are so amazing since i don’t have to watch all of the videos to still know what happens keep up making great recap videos

Its official Bdouble0100 is now impulseSV😂 (I think someone forgot to change the name)

you caused me so much panic saying I was probably missing the charity event already - I'm meant to have like an hour left at least!!!

4 hours after this video dropped grian released a video detailing his side of the kings trials and he discovered *TOTAL CHAOS* ... ... May he have mercy for the server

My only hope for the outcome of this whole rift thing is that Pix has to include himself in Hermit Recap.

Can't wait for pix to talk about himself in hermit recap, if grian rift does connect to empires

I did not know that Impulse sounds like bdubs. I guess you learn something new everyday.

6:16 PealrescentMoon

okay pixl can't wait to see you commentate yourself for that charity event

Zloy’s writing this episode was

Someone give me an edit of Xisuma leading his Zombie army through the end to the beat of Hell March from Command & Conquer: Red Alert. That fits far too well.

You guys are going to have a ball I think with next week's recap! (Also huge congratulations to Joe!!!)

Who else came here because of Grian’s video? I didn’t know this existed but so happy I found this channel

This week, on the empires SMP

The next wren the king segment should be called Star Wars the Renpire strikes back

Charity stream starts in 1.5 hours!

6:36 PealrescentMoon

11:26 Should that have been _non-Newtonian Physics?_ In reference to powdered snow My brain is breaking trying to abstract the term non-Euclidean to X's minigame

Looking forward for the next episode! Not only do you have to finish the king event, and the charity stream, but you also have to explain why you're in it!

Oh yea I forgot pixlr can't talk about the rift because he already knows the answer to what it is since he is on empires

...then revamps the landing platform for his Gold Farm. Well, Crashing platform...dying really-PIGS TO GOLD NUGGETS CONVERSION PAD! Lol that choked me!

Anyone else think that Grians portal is linking to he Empires one? Kinda suspect that they both have wierd portals on the servers

Grian's name now being triple coloured istg-

The Bdubs section says ImpulseSV btw, and loving the recaps!

How are you going to recap "hermitcraft" on the empires smp? (And obviously yourself)

I love how grian is just "ALL SIDES ARE MINE"

cant wait for this weeks recap

“Well then let’s just assume it’s escargot so that next time you use that in a sentence people will mock you for not knowing the difference between snails and frogs” is such a well-informed and unreasonably detailed attempt at savagery

Oh damn. Look at Grian's name. Triple agent. 17:15

9:57 Scar: that's what she said

This week on Hoimetcraft!! Thanx for what you do y'alls!

around 13:00 the BdoubleO Segment is labeled with ImpulseSV

I can't belief what happened in the last week. The effort the Hermits and Empires rulers put in all the projects is crazy. You guys are awesome grinders and top notch content creators! Well done!

Big fan of peal rescentmoon

you know it's a good weekend when most of Hermitcraft posts on Saturday, and then most of Empires posts on Sunday

I love watching, thanks for putting this together. It really is a highlight of my Tuesday nights.

15:40 you forgot the eat a cookie part

. . . . . . . . . . . I'm excited for the Empires X Hermitcraft Recap for a week or two starting next week.

To understand the lore of hermitcraft you now need to watch empires. If you don't know empires is the same smp that preallesent moon, false symmetry, and gemina tay play if not on hermitcraft. As for the rest, you need to figure it out yourself by watching the empires members videos, as they have a very important piece of the lore and a way to expand your videos to be more accurate on what's happening

Wow a "the revolution will not be televised" reference. That's surprising

"Pealrescentmoon"

Grian technically start the resistance with his Randomly generated content that said remove king claim

Getting an ad for pumpkin pie in the middle of the king’s segment was too perfect, makes me think someone got royal emeralds 😂

I like how Bdubs section had Impulses name on it.

He had a prior engagement. 👏👏👏 Well done

Loved Zed this week! Can't wait to see you recap the Kings challenge and that mysterious rift )

I love that grians name is all 3 colors

I really hope the rift in Hermitcraft is connected to the rift in Empires

YOOO WE JUST 250K!!!! THE OG GOAL WAS 25K! THAT'S 100% MORE!!!

Rift theory is amazing. It is also a rabbit hole I have dived into and will be upset if my theories are wrong. Will edit with my theory and how they were different from normal rift theories after today.

Good to see Impulse's HorseCoarse Vod lol

Thank you HermitRecap for all of your amazing work your work helps bring this wonderful MineCraft server to us all. You're community's as well as the Hermits helped raise over $415,000 to Gamers out Reach thank you all.

you actually posted the vid about 2 hours before the charity event so you're just in time!

I love how Grian name is in three colors now, one day it will become a rainbow

GoodTim, what a guy

Next week on hermitcraft grian will be be narrating the narrator

Wow, Scar had some Real giffys for the correct answer. Congratulations to Joe Hills and his new life partner. "Marriage is like a bath. Once your in it, it's not so hot." 🤣 Seriously, all the best to you both.

I think false was zapped bc she is in both Hermitcraft and empires

Don’t worry Grian probably bought that gear from villagers using royal emeralds.

12:56 bdubs is still labeled impulse

6:53 No joke chocked on my cereal with the double life comment..