Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 70 

yk, the reason doc and grian are always on opposite sides is because they'd be unstoppable together

Eggscellent video!

Grian: “I will not start a war this season!” Also Grian: “So….. I kinda poked the goat……. He’s mad now……”

I love how they completely forgot to mention that grian, Mumbo, and Scar chose the team name “Buttercups” because they actually looked it up and learned that buttercups, among other flowers, are _poisonous_ to goats

Rule 1: Never get involved in a land war in Asia Rule 2: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line Rule 3: Grian and docm77 understand the word of escalation, but not restraint.

I love how with Mumbo saying 'i can't ask grian or doc because I know they would blow my base up for free' is accurate since grian and doc both said in their own episodes after the fact that they would have done it for free. I guess mumbo knows them well enough.

Doc is getting into another war against Grian and Scar, while Mumbo and Zedaph are questioning why they decided to be neighbours with these guys.

The current prank conflict would not have happened if Grian had just finished the back of his base.

And of course the dragon egg is affected by gravity, so every time Grian tries to remove one, his game crashes. lol

There's nothing wrong with flaming snowballs; It just means there's an awful lot of fracking going on in Minecraft.

Edited to add: Captions are finally up and ready peeps! Thanks for your patience! And thanks for all the fun stories about your lag mishaps - especially everyone owning up to their own goofs! I have had my share of "oh no I was AFK way too long" moments over the years and it's always fun seeing everyone else's nonsense, too! --- Original message: Hey peeps! It's been a jam-packed, feature-length kinda week on Hermitcraft, so we're running a little behind schedule - didn't want to make everyone else wait on the captions, so here's the video freshly off the presses from Sloy and Pix, and I'll have those captions ASAP! In the mean time, what's the worst lag incident you've had at your own base (or caused)?

2:34 How clever of Cub’s Piglin Brute to be aware of how very important the Hermitcraft Recap is!!

The car alarm crastle scene made me laugh way too hard... Beep beep! 😂

That part when grian asked the plan and the chicken laid an egg is my favorite clip in hermitcraft

Grian and Doc having a chicken war The museum gang trying to get everything they can and Zedaph getting killed by snowmen Just a regular week on hermitcraft

I love the beginning of Etho's episode: "There's a chance it'll detach from the lead." *Camel immediately does just that*

"history doesn't repeat itself but it sure does rhyme" hehe, probably the best grian quote of all time

I do love how Mumbo specifically calls out Grian and Doc as people who would absolutely blow his base up and in both their followup videos they say that they would have done it for free

I need everyone to know that when mumbo asked scar to blow up his base scar actually didn't hear the part about payment- because he had already started begging mumbo to let him do it. He got confused when mumbo mentioned payment.

"The chickens definitely came before the eggs" I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

How Doc didn't swear in multiple languages when he saw the chickens render in is astounding omg lmao

I CANNOT BELIEVE you remembered that egg clip from 2 seasons and like 4 years ago. That's absolutely insane, and the best thing ever

I LOVED the intro with Gem and Fans-what a great way to shout out fans. Also love the keys to the castle “beep, beep”. Another great episode!

Grian dug his own grave by donating that Egg to Doc. Now as long as the Goat has even one of them left, he can dupe them indefinitely.

12:20 "history may not be repeating itself, but it sure does rhyme" that's one of the coolest sets of overlapping scenarios I've ever seen, thank you for bringing it to our attention!

Whoever added the "chickens before eggs" crack at the end of the video should be very proud😂

Next week is gonna be so good :) Grain finally resisted the whole resist starting a war thing!

Grian trying to clear that up, and getting kicked for each egg is going to be brutal

I'm a bit surprised at Ren's surprise at Doc's ability to break the game, considering they tore Minecraft to shreds together last season with Octagon and the Hermatrix.

So intensely excited to see Doc be a part of so many things this season. This man deserves his flowers and views. If you haven’t subscribed, get over there for hour+ long movies every week!

My favorite part of the Hermitcraft Recap is “The server started a war. In other news. Zedaph broke the laws of Minecraft again.”

Even the dragon egg thing isn't as bad as the 10000 chickens. It's good that The Goat has such an optimized system or he might not have been able to enter the area to clear it

That intro was beautiful

If only we knew who poultry man was

"Do you know snowballs are projectiles that can be set on fire?" yes i did know that, my friends and I did it IRL once

Grian is playing a dangerous game of chicken with Docm

A goat and a chicken go to war. Sounds like a setup for a bad joke.

I can't wait for the dragon egg war

The Crastle beeping like a car was a nice touch

I'm still surprised that's zadaph was killed by a snow golem-

Wow, you actually managed to recap the „egg war“ even though the interrelationships are extremely hard to link. Kudos to you! ❤

I recently got a new computer and constructed a lag wall to ward off other players from my base since their PCs couldn't cope. ...I now regret making such an inefficient lag wall.

wait. falling blocks crash grian. his base is now covered in dragon eggs, which can only be removed by falling. uh oh

I love how Grian, Mumbo and Scar are like “We’re the buttercups!” And you’re like: “Aww, that’s cute. Wonder how they chose that name..” Them: “Okay.. how do we KILL a goat?”

It seems like things will just continue to eggscalate.

This week on Hermitcraft: Ragnarok.

Grian next video is 5 seconds long with just him saying "OH NO" and crashing his game

The best part of Scar blowing up Mumbo’s base in my opinion is that he didn’t even realise he was being offered diamonds to do it. He said yes before hearing that part and didn’t know that was part of it until Mumbo handed him the diamonds saying “here is your payment”

Sides for Upcoming Prank War: Team 1: Buttercups Mumbo Grian Scar Team 2: The Server Breakers Doc Ren Zedaph?

The intro is so wholesome!

Best chicken and egg joke. Great one SloyXP.

“doc cannibalises an end portal” this implies doc is part end portal

Since Grian joined . . . First, we had the Hermitcraft Civil War. Then, we had Area 77: Secret Wars. Then, we had the Great Demise. Then, we had the Great Vote. Then, we had the Turf Wars. Then, we had Hermatrix: Revolutions. Then, we had the Dog King. Then, we had the Interserver Incursion War. Now, we have the Egg Wars.

Im really interested to see how this develops. We already have Doc and maybe Ren on one side and the buttercups on the other. If more members get involved, we may have a second Civil War. Doc did throw anvils at a lot of people earlier, so I could see the Buttercups gaining allies. Also, unrelated, but it's good to see Ren getting recognition. Even though his reign ended badly, he did some good things for the server and even his corruption made for good content.

The return of Poultry Man is one of the most legendary moments of Hermitcraft history.

It still surprises me Cleo said no to blowing Mumbos base up XD

you know am suprised hermit recap hasent gotten a TCG card yet

The keys to the crastle bit keeps cracking me up. Every. Freaking. Time.

I'm going ahead and calling it. Since the theme for Doc this season has been "Doc breaks minecraft", the season will end by Doc doing something to corrupt the server file in a controlled manner.

omg that season 7 clip of grian and scar and the chicken is absolutely one of my favorite minecraft clips of all time

cubfan pulling a hobby lobby is the funniest thing Ive ever heard

I love how this season just feels like Grian and Scar messing with their crazy neighbor

I am so proud to be a viewer in this community, I love all the hard work that goes into these videos. Loved all of Empires, cannot wait until the next season.

"He hasn't met the right sniffer yet" Haha, golden.

That ending quote was fire🔥

that chicken before the egg joke was exceptional, great work team

that crasle edit was perfect!

that ending joke had me cracking up seriously guys where do you come up with these jokes, theyre egg-celent!

What I hint from Scar’s perspective I also didn’t realize Mumbo offered diamonds to blow up the base. Following the domino trails this prank started because Grian just wants Mumbo’s validation.

Question: What is worse, the dragon egg prank or Jevin and Cleo’s obsidian and elder guardian related pranks from earlier this season?

Locking the Crastle had me cackling, well done!

I can't believe it's week 70 already!

That end killed me. Also totally said, "but it sure does rhyme" along with you

Finally the question has been answered. "Chickens def came before the eggs".

The Chickening has arrived!

i really love the "key to the crastel!" "crastel beeps like a car" joke in the edit!

'History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme' love the throwback to when Grian said that in the empires cross over ❤ I had to pause and process. Seriously love this show, it's the first Monday video I watch every week. Keep up the great work, fam 💪👍

Grian is offially the first of the warring parties to bring to bear WMDs. Or rather CMDs: Chickens of Mass Destruction...

11:25 I just love that sound psogression "Haahh..." "HoooOOOO" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Omg the panel video!!! I can't believe it actually got put into the recap haha! i'm the one with the Impulse shirt in the front o/

I love how expertly and hilariously this episode was cut!

I was looking forward to this one !

For the Netherite armor, it seems like you can find Upgrades in Bastion chests. If you find one, you can duplicate it with 1 Netherrack and 7 Diamonds, until you have however much you need (plus one, to make sure you can make more in the future). With the upgrade, armor, and Netherite Ingot, you can turn Diamond Armor into Netherite Armor.

This was actually pretty informative, thanks!

yall’s writing and quality continues to be absolutely superb

Insane how we got two wars in one season so far

Watched scars new video and have been waiting on RU-vid for the recap 😂😂😂😂 this week has been interesting to say the least

12:28 Pix and Zloy casually referencing a previous episode with a coincidental reference to the current situation, while referencing Grian's line from the Hermits' Empires Trip. Referenception.

This must have been SUCH a hard episode with all the colabs, good job! 😁

Fantastic work guys!

Lmao. That key to the crastle beep killed me 😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard.

Such an amazing week in hermitcraft history

This episode was epic, hilarious, witty, insane... You got it all! Thanks for sharing such a fun episode, guys!

Love the recaps always!

who would have thought a hermitcraft civil war will end up solving the chicken before the eggs mystery

This week was crazy

that last sentence was genius

absolute profesional comedic writing

The battle is just beginning…

top tier work as always crew