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Cards Against Humanity sinks to even new lows in a brand new episode!
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@laurenmoore4809 3 года назад

eef: "when puberty finally hits" unnus annus: puberty simulator

@oregongirl 3 года назад

Momento Mori friend...

@cheesycurds9142 3 года назад

Unus Annus.

@viisspooky 3 года назад

memento mori

@yael-et2hz 3 года назад

Memento mori

@angel-nv7jk 3 года назад

Memento Mori -Unus Annus

@isabellaarevalo4705 4 года назад

Mark 2017: “Time is a social concept” Mark now: “Time marches on” Memento mori

@iamchriswernet 4 года назад

Yes

@thatbitch1883 4 года назад

*mmmm yes*

@kusuosaiki5207 4 года назад

Happy Unus Annus

@duwang4288 4 года назад

Memento mori Unus annus

@trufi__6111 4 года назад

Unus annus

@name-uh5ee 2 года назад

Ethan: "I really like 8th graders" Everyone: you shouldn't have said that, you really shouldn't have said that

@just_another_emo 2 года назад

Me(a 9th grader):fuq I missed my chance to be like by Eef

@cryptic_wither 2 года назад

I’m a year behind

@dogmania2892 2 года назад

Me who’s going into 8th grade

@BroccRR 2 года назад

Bruh I am in 8th 0_0

@tristanchaplin392 2 года назад

It's okay, Ethan looks like an 8th grader

@frehand3067 Год назад

ethan: “i’m gonna go with lots and lots of abortions” us government in 2022: “no you won’t”

@MDreamerIsBi Год назад

NOVEMBER UPDATE! YES HE WILL! :D

@gamerofedge8111 Год назад

@@MDreamerIsBi December update: Roe v Wade has not been reinstated??

@honeybun1278 Год назад

@@gamerofedge8111 January update: for some states abortion is legal

@noveltyantiques Год назад

lmfao

@slightlydistressedslug6627 2 месяца назад

🥺

@HanjiaSGuo 4 года назад

Tyler: muscles Mark: muscles Ethan: blue hair

@Alex-vo5bm 4 года назад

And puberty

@ashlyn4240 4 года назад

Ssg998 that’s what makes him special 🥺

@spencerbucky2429 4 года назад

Is it rong I ship them

@veronicasanchez9323 4 года назад

Gamzee or sollex Hehehe who lol

@Cas.J7 4 года назад

Gamzee or sollex Hehehe Pardon

@JA.4 4 года назад

Mark : someday you'll be a big boy Unus Annus : EtHaN fInNaLlY bEcOmEs A mAn

@ameliaaa2256 3 года назад

i was thinking ab the "ethan will be kicked in the balls" video when mark gets down on his knees nd is like "whos a big boy"

@orencohen8501 3 года назад

Later on: tries to make bed of nails, and fails miserably

@therobotfromirobot 3 года назад

ameliaaa Four months from now there will be no context

@navyblue8166 3 года назад

Alba Tris we’ve gone past the 100 day mark

@runes5407 3 года назад

Funnier now that they've done the Puberty Video

@grinreaperoftrolls7528 2 года назад

0:22 “it’s okay. Some day, you’ll be a big boy.” That just reminds me of that moment from unus annus where mark is blowing ethan’s balloon in a very provocative way saying “who’s a big boy” and Ethan goes “i WILL be”

@bookenjoyer3970 2 года назад

Hahaha yes I remember that! Memento mori

@janifou 2 года назад

god the memories

@RoroWolf1137 2 года назад

“I’m about to be 😏”

@joshc5613 2 года назад

unus annus moments that no one will ever have the context to

@femcel_idiot Год назад

@@RoroWolf1137 phone. on the table. NOW

@alyssa2807 2 года назад

15:25 I love how every time Ethan finds something really funny, he looks to Mark while laughing to see if he is too 🥺 It's like a little brother trying to impress his older brother it's so adorable

@jakebello7988 Год назад

*_d a d d y ‘ s b e l t_*

@dream_walker9726 Год назад

@@jakebello7988 🤣😭

@RuthlessTrash85 Год назад

or someone looking at their crush to see if ✨they✨ also found it funny

@AJSketches Год назад

@@RuthlessTrash85 its an autism thing unfortunately, not a love thing ik me and other people with autism do this to pick up on social cues

@platycorn5301 9 месяцев назад

@@AJSketches why does it being an autism thing stop it from also being a crush thing? Idk if I'm autistic but there's def times where I look at others to see social cues and there's also def times where I just want to impress someone, crushes included

@dylanreyesisnotmyname9871 4 года назад

"What left this stain on my couch?" Ethan: Prince Ali. Fabulous He. Ali Ababwa...

@kindasus2232 3 года назад

11:29

@GhostOfIDK 3 года назад

@@kindasus2232 You are a good person, thank you

@milliehayes2629 3 года назад

That made me die laughing

@big_b_lew4575 3 года назад

Price Ali fabulous he allah ackbar

@merrymeowtastic2491 3 года назад

Mark trying to communicate with me.

@ragdoll_x_music 7 лет назад

I like how they completely forgot the game and where theorizing about whale sex for three minutes

@wizzlez9615 7 лет назад

I was laughing the entire time questioning *WHY* they were questioning it *SO* much xD

@wizzlez9615 7 лет назад

Then I realized it's because they are idiots

@uwu-od7qu 7 лет назад

Ragdoll X Ikr

@thehelmethead4883 7 лет назад

Do you think they got so curious about it that the looked up a documentary on whale mating mechanics, if that even exists.

@Rain.Mippet 7 лет назад

32roadsters 1 it takes three whales one holds the middle one in place. I watch a lot of documentaries.

@ZemajsArchives 3 года назад

Mark's last words to the children at 13:55 were: "It's never the children like you that go missing"

@Mami_4ever 2 года назад

*And then he remembered the eighth graders.*

@ingeaten 10 месяцев назад

Is that a reference to A day at the Park?

@nolandspring 2 года назад

15:29 just the way ethan says “Fuck Mountain” and Mark and Tyler’s laughter after is amazing

@jakebello7988 Год назад

“We’re approaching it, Frobo! It’s Fuck Mountain!”

@loki4807 Год назад

May I present his majesty King Shit of Fuck Mountain

@Vicioussnakeboy Год назад

@@loki4807 And his servant, Monseiur Del Cum

@ryleel4561 4 года назад

Ethan: “Total F**ken chaos club” Me: “don’t you mean literally any Middle school club”

@gihih 4 года назад

No it's total fucking chaos

@blacksheep1924 4 года назад

For me it was 6th-7th poetry club it was literally all just depressed teenaged girls. We listened to music (lots of panic at the disco, and twenty one pilots.) I find it ironic now that everyone said there favorite song was Miss Jackson by panic @ the disco and the woman who oversaw our club was also Mrs. Jackson.

@ace_of_spades2018 4 года назад

Our middle school has an anime club and shit goes down in there.

@MissBlindSpirit 4 года назад

Lol so true

@michaelstuart6592 4 года назад

True thou true....

@thepizzaguy5131 4 года назад

"hey, Ethan, you wanna communicate later?" "dude totally" "what left a stain on my couch?- Mark trying to communicate with me."

@pollux_the_insufferable. 3 года назад

srry , ruined your 69 likes

@tinywhineygrimeylad4445 3 года назад

i ruined the 169 likes 😔

@corissahart6699 3 года назад

Omg

@cryptidcal 3 года назад

i died at this

@Igetnobitches 2 года назад

*crankiplier has entered the chat* lmao

@daisa1506 3 года назад

Ty-lor: Lord of the Ty's. E-tan: Titan of the E's. Muh-arch: Archangel of Muh's.

@ChemicalBad96 8 месяцев назад

Muh truck!

@fallenwriter042 Год назад

2017 Ethan: Imagine a horse worm. 2022 Blitzo: Worm Horse Present day me: well that's quite the CIONCIDENCE!!!!!

@MidnightTheGothArtist Год назад

YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT IT

@mayonnaiseonanescalator540 Год назад

cucumber slowly easing onto you:

@itsaperfectionist4158 4 месяца назад

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING. All I could hear in my head was lil kid Blitzo as the worm horse saying "I HAVE NO LEGS!"

@Kids_Scissors 4 года назад

"What's that sound?" *"daddy's belt."*

@lergoth 3 года назад

;))))))

@tlogic3179 3 года назад

Time stamp plz

@Phantom-qr1ug 3 года назад

@@tlogic3179 15:23

@grayhindall4974 3 года назад

f u c k m o u n t a i n

@Scp--op7ub 3 года назад

No dad I did my homework

@coralreefandprincecharles71 7 лет назад

So uh. Whales actually f*ck in missionary, but there's another whale under them so that the two up top don't float away. Pretty much the worlds most dedicated wingman.

@OjamaIndigo 7 лет назад

VenomousButterfly I need a wingman like that.

@PiccoloPam2368 7 лет назад

X naM ageM Reversed its called a bed.

@OjamaIndigo 7 лет назад

PiccoloPam2368 It's not nearly as interesting that way.

@PiccoloPam2368 7 лет назад

tru

@Takome5 7 лет назад

and now we know. thank you for spreading this awesome and hilarious knowledge hahahahaaaa XD

@whisperwindamarantha 2 года назад

Lmao. Ethan: What left that stain on my couch? Also Ethan more quietly: Mark trying to communicate with me.

@Blueberry_Snake_ 2 года назад

Team purple, Crankiplier away

@phenixarts4185 3 года назад

If only Ethan knew what a big boy he’d truly become.

@OuroborosXX 2 года назад

"Who's a big boy?" "Well I'm bout to be~ ;D"

@quadevickery3818 7 лет назад

"A horse with no legs.......*mark in deep thought*..., that's sad..."

@janetsalvador-garcia8667 7 лет назад

Rusty Gameing its funny how he reacted tho😂

@SuperGamerNinja1 7 лет назад

Do you know what you call a horse with no legs? Glue.

@mission5612 7 лет назад

Don't they normally use the horse's hoofs for glue?

@clarebearington5882 7 лет назад

do you know what you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

@DrakeDarkWolffe 7 лет назад

Mish Posh * flashbacks to animal farm *

@eemmwaa 2 года назад

markiplier: someday youll be a big boy and youll be able to **slight pause** i don’t know ethan: yeah. once puberty hits.

@TZ_ 8 месяцев назад

Mark, you _HAVE_ to bring this series back, I’m _begging_

@matildakristensen541 Месяц назад

YES! They should all reunite for AT LEAST one game!

@TZ_ Месяц назад

@@matildakristensen541 I need either one more Cards Against Humanity video, or a new Markiplier Makes lol

@ellie.lara.x 5 лет назад

One day Ethan will be a big boy so he can wear a muscle shirt with the rest of the guys lol

@Levi-df2dc 4 года назад

I had just read your comment and then looked at the video when it was paused and then I realized that it was sad

@TheMzSippi 4 года назад

At least he is small enough to get in free on stuff cuz he looks like a little kid

@alexiabettencourt7535 4 года назад

@@TheMzSippi omfg this is gold lmao

@passiveagressive5711 4 года назад

*heapass enters*

@neverendingdominoes6450 4 года назад

@shnugglebugs5524 3 года назад

“One day you’ll be the lord of something” *One day you’ll start a cult*

@joshm977 3 года назад

it just shows if you try hard enough anyone can become a cult leader

@jayman3024 3 года назад

UNUS ANNUS BE LIKE

@daggerfly0087 3 года назад

It is not a cult

@amaracaroline9482 3 года назад

Unus Annus: And I took that personally.

@comehomeimissyou 3 года назад

Memento mori

@devinchamberlain5444 3 года назад

15:29 i love the insane laughter

@multisplace3783 3 года назад

4:44 I guess no one is gonna point out that this literally looks like a meme all by itself.

@multisplace3783 3 года назад

I mean his face, the sound he makes, the t-pose, and the squatting is just all meme potential.

@emmaallen9169 4 года назад

“Hi. I’m Ethan.” and i’m 14. slaying all these women with my massive-

@B1u3b3rrybat 4 года назад

Head of blue hair

@softie4070 4 года назад

THE VIDEO XD

@syd2595 4 года назад

_m a s i v e p e e n_

@olivialane1801 4 года назад

PEEN

@daisy_doesstuff6510 4 года назад

Big peen 😂

@kahlandold559 4 года назад

“what ended my last relationship” “ejaculting live bees, and the bees are angry” if my boyfriend came bees id also be unhappy

@gwenk903 4 года назад

I think he would be too

@kahlandold559 4 года назад

buy gold bye i hope he’d be upset or i’d be concerned

@kahlandold559 4 года назад

Joe Mama no thank you

@spookyboy101 4 года назад

Kahlan Dold what are you doing here?

@gustypheonix9203 4 года назад

Only cause I'm gay

@MartiniMouse 3 года назад

Ethan: “I mean there are probably people who are into that” Me: *laughs in ao3 nose-fucking tag*

@paulinaderegowska4757 3 года назад

Ao3 has it all

@MartiniMouse 3 года назад

@@paulinaderegowska4757 oh man ‘nose fucking’ doesn’t even compare to some tags on ao3- it’s frankly a little impressive how creative these ppl get

@paulinaderegowska4757 3 года назад

@@MartiniMouse True

@thatonetransguy8216 2 года назад

Please tell me that most of those also have xenophilia tags... please, that sounds so painful but I want to find them and read them out of curiosity...

@Karnam0 2 года назад

That One Trans Guy Hi I’m tRaNs NoTiCe Me

@the_great_crusade 2 года назад

6:25 Ethan has my sense of humor, a really fucked up one

@kotaRAAAAAHHHH 4 года назад

My absolute favorite Ethan line: "What left this stain on my couch? Prince Ali. Fabulous he. Ali Ababwa" *i offically cant breathe and need to wash my pillow*

@kennethwilliams6916 4 года назад

O.o wash your pillow. .. but why?

@kotaRAAAAAHHHH 4 года назад

@@kennethwilliams6916 crying from laughing too much

@kennethwilliams6916 4 года назад

@@kotaRAAAAAHHHH ah cool. And yea mark and gang are a treasure trove of idiotic laugh materials.

@kotaRAAAAAHHHH 4 года назад

@@kennethwilliams6916 true. 100%

@blacksheep1924 4 года назад

I love it too the first time I heard it I laughed so hard I choked which lead to me puking as I had been drinking as I began laughing

@quetzol1169 4 года назад

Ethan: Imagine a dead horse! Mark: Thats so sad :_( Ethan: "Continues to laugh harder"

@Cosmos6745 4 года назад

Danky Kang BROTHER! I HAVE FOUND YOU!

@notme4941 4 года назад

@X11 Robinson lmao its bitch not b**

@notme4941 4 года назад

@X11 Robinson Too afraid to comment "bitch" on the Internet?

@cheyrose13 4 года назад

SAME THO

@djalena787 4 года назад

X11 Robinson its ethan

@borderelite Год назад

Eef, the the lord of pre-puberty forever.

@lordhellstrande2763 Год назад

The last great laugh I got playing CAH, it wasn't even the card. The prompt was something like "We're gonna build a wall and make _____ pay for it!" somebody put "a happy submissive" to which I mumbled "But I'm too poor" and one girl I was playing with died laughing. We didn't repeat what I said until afterwords, and that raised a lot of questions from my friends

@tabulateseal159minecrafter2 Год назад

That is so fucked up, but hilarious.

@gracechance4724 6 лет назад

I love how for a period of time, they had a civilized conversation about whale sex and how it wasn't possible.

@shelbydelirious7216 5 лет назад

@stew148 5 лет назад

Grace Bug I mean...the way they had the conversation was civilised but the conversation topic...

@buddybop5423 5 лет назад

Little do they now whales just eject sperm into the open ocean to get to the female whale

@soleraprincessgongjunim3320 5 лет назад

Grace Bug they were also discussing the logistics of slowly easing onto a cucumber

@andybudovec7338 5 лет назад

Grace Bug i totally agree

@ralphneonagonoy131 4 года назад

What if Mark made a “Try not to laugh while playing Cards Against Humanity” video?

@bandarlama898 4 года назад

Okay! Let's tell them!

@sweetsoulripper4248 4 года назад

We all know how perfect, strong, beautiful, perfect, strong minded and perfect Mark is... But he won't make it. XD

@alinaelenamoroianu6657 4 года назад

And donate money whenever they laugh

@Schiz_wizz24 4 года назад

dont do that, dont giv me hope

@dahammhamm590 4 года назад

They'd fail before the game starts

@raspberryjam3724 Год назад

I think this might have been the first Markiplier video I ever watched. The nostalgia is really hitting hard

@Lydia-Dreemurr Год назад

I come back to this video semiannually and I get more and more of the jokes everytime.

@gamingrascalsstudio5711 4 года назад

Mark: “Baby’s not listening to me.” Me and the intercom: “It seems Baby is having a hard time listening right now, why don’t we remind her of the task at hand, with a controlled shock.”

@circuitthefur8596 4 года назад

*zap* F**K YOU THIS WAS THE FOURTH TIME YOU DID THIS TO ME TODAY!

@no_bitch 4 года назад

Oh I just made a comment like that lol

@doratheexplorer4 4 года назад

bAbYyYyYy BaBy CoMe BaCk!!! BaBy CoMe OuT!! *broken zap* uhh oh...

@abigailmccarthy9982 4 года назад

@@Saffirin Jared is that you?

@thecreatureinyourbasement3253 4 года назад

@Cristal Cat this is how you were made, Baby-

@endurovro 7 лет назад

Legend has it, if you listen carefully in between gusts of wind, you can faintly hear the great howls of.... FUCK MOUNTAIN

@innocentlittlecucumber1542 7 лет назад

I so want to go to fuck mountain

@Belrose19 7 лет назад

Enduro Also known as Brokeback Mountain

@freddiefasbitch5184 7 лет назад

I thought of Charlie the Unicorn. 'Fucking mountain Charlie! I- It's fucking mountain!' lol I love that dumb thing so much!

@wolfiemuse 7 лет назад

CHAAAARRRLIEEEEE CHAAAAAAAARRRLIEEEEE

@vasilesebastiangiurumescu2447 7 лет назад

no dude NO DUDE NO NO NO DUDE NOOOOOOOO

@zm00thie12 2 года назад

Tyler: Smart Responsible Gamer Friend Mark: The Kind Friend Who's The Boss Of The Three Ethan: The Neighbors Kid

@OtherJake909 2 года назад

3:40 Is it just me or does Mark sound almost exactly like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat here?

@user-uo7yk3iz5q 4 года назад

Mark in 2017: Time is a social construct Mark in 2019: *Made an entire channel based on the idea that time is always going down, and there is nothing to stop it*

@dedboidamien515 3 года назад

made

@saddestcatboy 3 года назад

M a k e d Also I'm now your 69th like ;)

@shanestaley6595 3 года назад

maked, pronounced like “naked” with a M

@frog9038 3 года назад

Momento Mori

@nekrouni8497 3 года назад

*maked*

@Krispibakon 3 года назад

The five stages of grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. *Slowly going down on Cucumber* 5. Acceptance Unus annus: 👁👄👁

@MysticLife444 3 года назад

Omg I was looking through the comments to see if anyone noticed 😂

@Krispibakon 3 года назад

@@MysticLife444 me too but i didnt find any so i commented it lol 😂

@justemi323 3 года назад

😀🤚

@admiralthecat 3 года назад

I’m still in denial lil

@Essendiinanis 3 года назад

@@admiralthecat just got to the cucumber phase.

@_1Mai1_ Год назад

13:57 Mark and Ethan had the exact same reaction at the same time!😂

@starnuoyi Год назад

coming back to this in 2022, the "gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry" card is a hell of a lot funnier now that i know i'm nonbinary

@velvetgaytor Год назад

I feel like my gender can only be conveyed through the feral noises of cryptic beings

@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 11 месяцев назад

But what is a gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry?

@fallongarens6734 8 месяцев назад

Neat

@skiloverockbeats2061 7 лет назад

"I really like 8th graders" Ethan - 2017

@josephhussain7238 7 лет назад

SLR Beats Good thing I'm going to ninth now!

@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 7 лет назад

SLR Beats wait Im in 8th grade, RUN

@teekay9958 7 лет назад

LeafeonHeart21 same

@kavoodles 7 лет назад

Fuck I'm in eighth grade...WELP, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT *dashes through the conveniently placed door*

@sydneylooney1009 7 лет назад

i'm going into the eight grade

@40ozbottle41 7 лет назад

Fun Fact: A tsunami is caused by whales aggressively making love to each other.

@ravenevebelle3240 7 лет назад

TylerIsABean Oh my Josh!

@ravenevebelle3240 7 лет назад

John Shedletsky Why tho? It's just a joke bro

@noahbridges1979 7 лет назад

TylerIsABean love your picture and Tyler is a bean

@lyricalshadow5380 7 лет назад

That's falsehood!!! (Reference btw)

@sammie4587 7 лет назад

Lyrical Shadow Q

@grak2427 2 года назад

mark: is any of this black mold that could kill is dead? me who lived with black mold with my fridge for 10 years:😃

@seilferif8065 Год назад

Was it good?

@LadyOnikara 3 месяца назад

That reminds me, I need to wash my bedroom window. That may not be black mold, but I haven't washed that window for years anyway.

@PinaPlayzOfficial 3 года назад

12:46 the council has awarded but one singular yike...

@ikeikeikea 7 лет назад

"I was the horse with no legs." - Ethan 2k17 This is much better without context so

@raspberrytaegi 7 лет назад

Exactly

@kingstonb8130 7 лет назад

Beautiful

@ikeikeikea 7 лет назад

Weirdo Otaku105 I-I'm sorry but I just have to point out, I really like your icon, Ochako is life 💕 o-okay thank you for listening, I'll be on my way now

@TheNobleTitanGAMES 7 лет назад

Weirdo

@jaydenslender4303 7 лет назад

I didn't see that part and was so confused. now I realize and omfg

@Jiceave 5 лет назад

I died when Mark said “No! *W H A T I F I F U C K E D Y O U R N O S E* “

@cloudy7466 5 лет назад

I paused the video to look through the comments and just came across this and I'm very excited to hear mark say that cause I already know I'm going to die laughing

@krystalcolburn9050 5 лет назад

Lmao

@cyborgelisogaywhonowhasbra6003 5 лет назад

I killed mice elf when he said *I F I F U C K E D Y O U R N O S E* its much better than that

@sherbet3310 5 лет назад

Omfg same.

@crazycrab1017 5 лет назад

same

@its_me961 3 года назад

Ethan looks and sounds like a very depressed teen with Mark and Tyler helping him

@LimeLight0624 2 года назад

4 years later and 8:55 still makes my die of laughter

@diseasedworm8377 6 лет назад

“Slowly easing onto a cucumber...” “Acceptance.”

@slowsloth3809 6 лет назад

If only that cucumber was a nuclear rod

@Klarpimier 6 лет назад

_eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh_

@sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637 5 лет назад

Oh no

@jaspeesauna 4 года назад

"What left the stain on my couch? Mark trying to communicate with me." -Ethan 2017

@lwright9690 3 года назад

*prince ali, fabulous he, ali ababwa*

@leazerlazz3376 3 года назад

Simpler times

@namelessnavnls8060 2 года назад

Mark from 2017: "Time is a social construct." Unus Annus: **Distant screaming from the future**

@ItsStormCentral 3 года назад

"Everybody join hands and close your eyes, do you sense that? That's the presence of crying and shitting and eating spaghetti in this room" ~ Ethan 2017

@kenjifizz7366 3 года назад

Mark: Time is a social construct Unus Annus: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?!?

@Ghostpetals 3 года назад

Memento mori

@brutalnecrodude6667 3 года назад

@@Ghostpetals Unus

@Js-fj3cl 3 года назад

@@Ghostpetals Annus

@quibblemellow 3 года назад

@@Ghostpetals *UNUS*

@p0w3r64 3 года назад

@@Ghostpetals *ANNUS*

@shilohvarney6263 4 года назад

FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE IN QUARANTINE, BRING THIS BACK!!!!!

@camerondon3712 3 года назад

YES!!!!

@collinjones2586 3 года назад

Please do

@saturncosmic4449 3 года назад

Yes

@kileyw947 3 года назад

they could easily do digital cards against humanity, theres the diital one they used to play and one that involves less table flipping.

@liahhoward8856 3 года назад

The next Unus Annus video

@kayleeanna8125 3 года назад

Mark and ethan literally have the best chemistry

@CGR0620 4 года назад

One time, my dad had a black card. It said: “What is Batman’s guilty pleasure?” I put down a white card that said: “Dead Parents” The whole room was silent for like 5 minutes and everyone just stared at me blankly.

@wyonickplays251 4 года назад

So everyone stopped talking and just stared at you for five minutes, because of that card?

@CGR0620 4 года назад

Its Chonick they were just at a loss for words of how dark that was and couldn’t believe that I would put that card down. As well as the chances of that occurring given how the game has so many cards.

@dataexpunged6491 4 года назад

Nice

@katharsis8458 4 года назад

What family are you in that plays cards against humanity with them!

@CGR0620 4 года назад

Reitersplash My dad asked who played the card

@manuelarohrhofer8448 4 года назад

No one: Ethan: "I really like eighth graders."

@waveydaveysonfir3 3 года назад

Me, an actual 8th grader 😳

@Silhouex 3 года назад

He'll never be able to run for office. Fox News Moderator - Candidate Ethan, is it true that you once said quote, "I really like eighth graders?" Ethan - *deeeep breath

@epohthedragonwarlock4318 3 года назад

Damn. I just became a nineth grader

@Silhouex 3 года назад

@@epohthedragonwarlock4318 Just say your an 8th grader with a year of experience.

@nerdykid4127 3 года назад

@@waveydaveysonfir3 feels good to be a ninth grader

@melodymanic1007 8 месяцев назад

"What's that sound? *Daddy's belt."*

@Skelet0nCatBlake 9 месяцев назад

6:15 is an Easter egg for Helluva boss fans now

@coleneumann4628 4 года назад

“When I pooped, what came out of my butt?” *An unstoppable wave of fire ants*

@camerondon3712 3 года назад

That's gotta burn.

@mysticalpotato86 3 года назад

Whale Goosh

@dragosrandomstuff9261 3 года назад

man, I knew there was something in that Taco Bell

@theguywhoasked2352 3 года назад

Drago’s Random stuff has the most underrated comment

@MJHootHoot 3 года назад

A zesty breakfast burrito.

@INFINITY-ky1qd 3 года назад

Ethan: im not the lord of anything Ethan now being the lord of the unus's: *EEF*

@cheesycurds9142 3 года назад

Memento Mori.

@RealHumanVT 3 года назад

UNUS UNUS

@lukashos8040 3 года назад

Memento mori

@pinapplear 3 года назад

Mento more e

@themaninyourcabinet8438 3 года назад

@@pinapplear he's a little confused but he's got the spirit

@roselynestelle6081 Год назад

Me watching this: okay Mark needs to calm down and stop talking about whales banging... Bob years later in Raft: okay Mark needs to calm down and stop talking about bees banging... I'm sensing a pattern here

@parham4038 3 года назад

13:50 Free ice cream YO🤣 It whouldnt be funny without yo

@jacobwilliams3037 7 лет назад

The way whales mate: One whale is upside down underneath the other whale. There is a wingman whale that's underneath that one to support the other two and help them not float away. So basically, it's the largest threesome in the world.

@kitsunami7251 7 лет назад

More like the worst case of friendzoning in the world (poor supporting whale)

@mirrorjude1032 7 лет назад

kinda like being a thrid wheel

@Seth-uo9pe 7 лет назад

Jacob Williams I'm glad that I now know this

@Crystlbee 7 лет назад

you learn something new everyday

@jordandoyle8861 7 лет назад

King Cookie tell me about it

@dravenpetroski9109 4 года назад

Mark and Ethan: *laughs at messed up cards* Tyler: *laughs at the word poop and butt*

@Miss_Eda_Bonita 4 года назад

@themilkman7986 3 года назад

Mark: buff TylOR: buff Ethan: stick

@azalyx 3 года назад

14:26 I really like 8th graders. - Ethan, 2017

@beans4411 3 года назад

“Everybody hold hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That’s the presence of crying, and shitting, and eating spaghetti in this room.” -Ethan

@shangtsungsdannydicheeto8353 3 года назад

Fluffy community?

@guy_onfire 3 года назад

@@shangtsungsdannydicheeto8353 sketti

@hazeltree7738 3 года назад

I didn't know Ethan played phasmophobia

@Sirhc_B8207 Год назад

It's not even a ghost, it's just some dude in the corner of the room.

@elizabethsepulveda8720 7 лет назад

I like how Ethan thought that the horse with no feet was funny but mark and Tyler thought it was sad😂😂

@myraiguess304 7 лет назад

I was freaking crying that was hilarious to me

@funtimefreddy3308 7 лет назад

Elizabeth Sepulveda same

@freddyfazbear3323 7 лет назад

I nearly died from suffocation because of that and Marks description of how he thought it meant XD

@tealeav3s201 7 лет назад

Elizabeth Sepulveda I was laughing with Ethan.

@aghostwithtwobrokelegs9995 7 лет назад

Elizabeth Sepulveda i was laughing because i was thinking about a cow with no legs yesterday.

@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule 3 года назад

I think the the five stages of grief are: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. cooking with sex toys 5. Acceptance

@dumbloser666 3 года назад

7:10 then, deez nuts wasnt funny, now its come full circle

@breadbleach2045 3 года назад

I forgot how much Acne Eef had back then. *He* *is* *now* *a* *M A N*

@bigdumdum2993 3 года назад

He is amazing

@norafassler5183 3 года назад

Yeah, looking at recent Unus Annus videos compared to these days, his skin has gotten so much better

@blakeharrison783 3 года назад

*im a man*

@leazerlazz3376 3 года назад

@@norafassler5183 Can't wait fir my face to clear up too

@bodebenson2881 3 года назад

How much acne he had back then reminds me about how much acne I have now.

@bearshunnypot302 5 лет назад

"what's that sound?" *Daddy's belt*

@ogresarelikeonions3816 5 лет назад

Whhooppsshhh (top o` the mornin` to ya laddies)

@sleepyhead.2630 5 лет назад

@@ogresarelikeonions3816 WHEEZE Noooo not Jack--

@secondary_friend5169 5 лет назад

I would like your comment, but it's at 420

@mirillis6083 5 лет назад

@@secondary_friend5169 nooooooooooooooooo it's 421

@the-fallen-killjoyaka.llam2576 5 лет назад

Wha-OH MY GOD NO

@justanawkwardddlcfan 3 года назад

7:19 don't mind me this is just so I can remember my favorite part lmao

@urfavv4mpp 2 года назад

5:44 was my favorite part. 😀

@PixieHygge 4 года назад

Mark: *says intro* Tyler: I’m lord of ties Ethan : I’m not lord of anything, I’m just lil ol me. It my favorite goddamn phrase “i’m jus lil ol me”

@cheshee8078 4 года назад

Giddeon?

@robynnhoud4001 4 года назад

I’m surprised but not surprised Bakugo watches CHA and/or Markiplier

@thunder1152 4 года назад

Fax

@saddestcatboy 4 года назад

Y e s

@kaylol934 4 года назад

MelTheOof that’s just my widdle secret

@matevidovic1225 7 лет назад

Hey baby come back to my place and I'll show you my pet named steve Anyone?

@OnkelFenrir 7 лет назад

VidaMate6 Awesome.

@tristinmorrissey3752 7 лет назад

VidaMate6 That actually made me laugh 😁

@lishysticks173 7 лет назад

Yep

@morganz2656 7 лет назад

VidaMate6 I think you have a terrible case of a pet named Steve 😂

@ilovefruitymen1995 7 лет назад

VidaMate6 w

@marizzyy3941 3 года назад

7:13 i havent laughed that hard in a *while*. jesus that had me *crying*

@aidanvannynatten2787 2 года назад

Markiplier Makes: Almost Socially Unacceptable Jokes

@broodjekaas2190 6 лет назад

Total f*ucking chaos club is our class in 4 words

@imgonnacommitneckropelikei3277 6 лет назад

Broodje Kaas is that supposed to censor it?

@broodjekaas2190 6 лет назад

Amber Pugh ye

@steelecasey3599 6 лет назад

No Your probably not Australian

@broodjekaas2190 6 лет назад

Steele Casey nah im not Australian but sorry if it offended you ( Im Dutch btw)

@steelecasey3599 6 лет назад

Nah you alright

@kingdabossboi1976 4 года назад

Seeing old Ethan compared to new Ethan makes me happy that he got his acne so cleared up

@gothuwu313 4 года назад

Boy Yeetus did he. Still looks like he got it.

@cinnclair5068 4 года назад

@@gothuwu313 Yeah but it's not as bad as it used to be.

@spoookymoth 3 года назад

Katie-Clare Ard I genuinely appreciate that I wasn’t the only person viewing this video rn-

@NoodleCatPlays 2 года назад

“Someday you’ll be a big boy” *3 yrs later* “Who’s a big boy?” “I’m about to be 😏”

@migueljuarez503 2 года назад

13:09 to 15:20 the funniest part of the video to me.

@catbuglovessugarpeas1970 6 лет назад

"I'm jus lil ol me" - Ethan When he is really tall. When pooooberty hits. 😂

@alexisfolka5033 6 лет назад

I think it's hittin him pretty hard right now

@unusedaccountlmfaooooo 6 лет назад

Is it true that Ethan still wears diapers? oOo

@sarahafton290 6 лет назад

loving.geek13 corgasm

@benjipoth 6 лет назад

He's already hit it with all that redness on his face...

@LegoEngineer003 4 года назад

11:17 “Time is a social construct” I feel like there’s some way to link that to Unus Annus, but I can’t see what

@quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад

Hasn't stopped all these other idiots in the comments

@morganbeck402 10 месяцев назад

I'm sorry, but the quote "What if I f*cked your nose?* Is absolutely unhinged and I love it.

@LordDomielOfElysium 2 года назад

Okay but I love the subtitles, props to whoever did them-

@ishipitlikefedex2610 4 года назад

Mark: *daddy issues* Ethan: *daddy's belt* **Todoroki intensifies**

@baileylynne5409 4 года назад

Ethan: *chuckles* I'm in danger

@wannabeotaku8324 4 года назад

If they had quirks.....

@mx.sinistxr 4 года назад

*y e s*

@soda_pop9446 4 года назад

@@mx.sinistxr *tenya n o*

@mx.sinistxr 4 года назад

Mina ashido Mina! That’s not what I meant! Not at all!

@MoltenLqva 4 года назад

Mark: “the 5 stages of-“ Me: **getting over it flashbacks**

@BabuBabu-ip6oh 4 года назад

That reminds me that it's officially been 2 years since Mark beat it!

@MoltenLqva 4 года назад

GhastDude589 there is a game called “getting over it” and Markiplier has played it. Please watch his videos about that game, his reactions are phenomenal.

@lynxyleaf7061 2 года назад

13:45 to 14:29 I showed my two friends that and they loved it

@kpopdumpsterfire 2 года назад

I've watched this so many times over the years that I have little reaction anymore...I used to laugh so hard I couldn't breathe. Its so funny. Still gets me sometimes.