Hey kiddo, your dad told me to pick you up! 🕴[MEME] Sans AU ( Past!Dreamtale ) Lazyy/Bad 

Man, their dad is a fcking demon [IdK LmFAO] they forgot to Summond him to pick they up

dream: *staring intensifies* me: OH HELL IM OUTTA HERE

Man: your dad told me to pick you up! Me:...my dad threatened to leave to Canada.

man: your dad told me to pick you up me:...........how did my dad told you to pick me up if he is at another state ╹_╹?

The problem is... They ain't gonna have a dad. X'DDDDD

I wanna see the aftermath for some reason

Omg he knows my dad….. *ask him if he has the milk*

Dream : sorry my dad is watching everyone everyday in hell

🤣🤣🤣 That compa is already dead namas they haven't warned him

Lol dream be like........my dad has disappeared

MAn: ur dad told me o pick u up Me: how did my dad tell u and what's his name and what's ur name- **proceeds to talk endlessly**

What plays when sans aus are getting shipped:

nah, if this kidnapper told me the same thing, it would go like this kidnapper: your dad told me to pick u up me: congrats on dealing with the old man(/my dad) for so long kidnapper: what do u mean? me: so, your a kidnapper? HA I KNEW IT

Lmao i found one I found a pun Hehe Pick "up"- no, they need to go *d o w n* "The best jokes are the ones you have to explain-" -The Click

Satan in the thumbnail is like bruhhhh

I also new that their dad would be something but I couldn't figure it out but then see's the thumbnail now I know........

GOOD JOB

hehehe

lol

But his dad in hell 😩✋

Me:... My dad is gone. Bitch.

They don’t actually have a dad