HILARIOUS exam answers | Try not to laugh 

These exam answers were so hysterical that I laughed until I cried ! 🤣 You made my day!

No one will ever read this, but here goes: In high school, I had to give a presentation on a book. I chose "The Boys from Brazil." I did not want to bother reading it, but, luckily for me, my friend Doug had read it. I should have known better (Doug, read a book?). Doug told me all about it, and I gave the presentation. My teacher sat listening, with a most puzzled look on her face. When I finished, she asked, "What book did you read?" Doug was waiting outside, laughing hysterically. Grade: F

I have excruciating sciatica and am in the midst of dental treatment and you STILL made me laugh so much I could hardly breathe! Oh, please, give us as much of this as you can! May I mention that a long time ago a great deal of Biblical and other knowledge was made easy for even small children by comic strips and rhymes. For instance, an advertisement for wool ran "When Jonah, deep inside the whale, seemed healthy, happy, even hale, the whale said, visibly annoyed, "But aren't you cold in that damp void?" Quoth Jonah, with a careless shrug, "My woolly gown keeps me quite snug." Impressed, the whale told all his school, "There is no substitute for wool." I've never forgotten it - in fact I can't! There were masses of this stuff, reams of rhyme that took you through English monarchs ("I have heard of Bluff King Harry, I have heard of Good Queen Bess - all the men she didn't marry I have heard of, more or less ..."), Bible stories, the Greek myths and even "The Pilgrim's Progress" all went into my head and stuck. Please forgive the long comment - I do so love your videos.

I loved this. Sometimes you just need to laugh!

Hilarious!!!! more of these please!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh Tristan, thank you for allowing me to laugh, loudly, with you. What a treat, the tears are roling down my cheeks

I had to wipe tears off my cheeks laughing so hard. Thank u for the belly laughs and the absolute joy u gave me Tristan. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Thank you Tristan, haven't laughed so much for ages, with you and at your quotes. I hope that this isn't too rude, but it reminds me of one evening at church when a very posh local lady, reading the first lesson from Genesis, pronounced with great precision "Sodom and Gonorrhea"! How I stifled my outburst of mirth I shall never know.....Keep up the good work, I really love what you do.

Many, many people have died from an overdose of wedlock. Socrates is not alone.

🤣🤣🤣 In France, there is “les perles du bac”, where every year correctors compile the funniest answers. One of my favorite is “Napoleon died at the end of his life”, because it is unassailably true. A bit like Socrates having career problems after his death...

Julius Ceasar as he's being stabbed to death, "Tee hee, Brutus. That tickles. Stop it before I die laughing." OK. We need to reclassify that work as a comedy.

Your laughter made me laugh more than the funny answers. Very contagious! 😂

One of my favourite memories along these lines was from a girl in secondary school who - when asked in an RE exam to translate "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani" - wrote, "'Ello, 'ello, is there anybody there?" I suggested to my colleague that she could at least give half marks as it was so nearly right!

Three years later and I just found this video by Tristan. I laughed so hard at one point I couldn’t stop. But hearing Tristan’s giggles also set me off. 😄 💕

Great fun laughing with you. A couple of those made me spit my tea....My favorite? 'The other Homer.'

Not only are the examples really funny, but your giggling all the way through makes them funnier :-) I have just spat coffee all over my keyboard!!

The Homer one broke me lmao 4:20

Haven’t laughed so hard in ages - your infectious laugh is so contagious too!😅😅😅

Wait...How did my test results get all the way to the UK? 😂😂😂😂

This put me into a fit of laughing outlaw.

This was amazing, I laughed til I cried!! Misquotes next? Yes please!!

Madman Curie and the Donkey Hote will forever be my friends!

I've just subscribed so binge watching your older videos . Thank you for this, it was the best laugh I've had in ages .I have tears running down my face.

"Overdose of wedlock" 🤣🤣 These were absolutely brilliant, hilarious, watching your reactions to them was just as funny 😄

oh god, more of this, please 🤣🤣🤣

I am laughing so much, but really at your own explosive response. Your laugh is infectious. Thank you for the fun

I just found this, and it was so welcome after a long and stressful day! Please make another one of these!

Guinness and Aliterate and “Comedies, Tragedies, and Hysterectomies” all KILLED. ME. 🤣🤣🤣 What a gas! I’m dead. So funny Tristan 👏 Thank you for these belly laughs.

Oh my gosh, Tristan, thank you for making my day. I am here alone, guffawing and almost spitting out my milk!! I am definitely sharing this one to FB !

Just bingeing through your older videos - I'm a recent subscriber - and found this. Hilarious! I'm not a teacher, but over the years, I've had many friends who were teachers, so I know that nobody had to make these answers up. One gem that I remember hearing was, "Lear's behaviour at Goneril's castle was enough to make any hostess tense." I think he was killing her servants, wasn't he?😊

I loved this SO much! Thanks for the laughs!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Misquotes would be wonderful. Hoping my heart can take it!

Oh my god i went into this expecting a few giggles and would soon click out. But twenty minutes goes by fast when ur crying with laughter. Absolute blast Tristan!

It took me almost 2 hours to get through this video. Absolutely hilarious

This episode should come with a warning. I was eating an apple and almost choked. So funny

My husband was sleeping next to me when I watched this and I tried, I really tried not to laugh out loud. Unfortunately, what resulted was my whole body shaking with laughter and I woke him up anyway 🤣🤣

It really is an era (area?) when we need to celebrate innocent silliness. It would make me feel better. Even as a degree student I substituted words in essays... by accident of course. It's hard to come to terms with if you still have the essays. 😮

Great 👏👏👏 Please do another. I have lots on Human Anatomy,Physiology and Medical answers.....phew, as a medic I needed to stay calm,cool and collected but couldn't .......you can imagine my comments and grades I handed out 😅😅

From a GCSE Music paper: ‘Mozart was born at the age of 6.’ At least that would explain why he was such a child prodigy I suppose!

Oh gosh I love these.🤣😂

That was fun😂😂😂

I’ve just found your channel oh my god I have sore sides laughing you totally cheered me up and by the way you have an infectious laugh I love it ❤

This is great!! I imagine my neighbors thought I was having a fit😂😂😂

Thank you!I needed this! 😂😂😂😂😂

"It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour." (CD) Thanks for this video, your laugh is truly contagious. Please do another one!

I sat and wheezed for twenty minutes straight! What a hoot!

Oh my this is hilarious 🤣🤣 Thanks so much for sharing I really needed a good laugh.

😂😂😂😂 I sent this to my daughter, an English teacher. I laughed but she may cry!!

"Overdose of wedlock," I am having a coughing fit, should not have been drinking coffee while listening. Delightful, Elizabeth the Flasher.

This was sooo funny!!!! An overdose of wedlock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More! More! I laughed until I cried.😂

Priceless!

These were great! It had me cry laughing!! 🤣

Thank you for a happy morning coffee😂😂

I like your alliteration! Hanging twice for the same crime is archaic, thankfully those days are behind us! Is anyone really certain that Christopher Columbus was NOT cursing while traveling the ocean??? My favorite is still Te He Brutus! 😆 I’m going to pick up a copy of Donkey Hoty now.

Was down in mood, but you made me laugh.

This was super fun dude! I like you doing content not specifically related to books.

About 25 years ago, I was an exchange student in the USA. I wonder if I also provided my teachers with such amusing moments.

🤣😂🤣😂 thank you!!!

Sadly, nothing about the Library of Alexandria being a suppository of knowledge or Hamlet the Great Dane. A former classmate of mine thought Euthanasia was a former Soviet Republic and described its emancipation in great detail in his essay.

This was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for this. I feel like a new woman after all of the belly laughs!

This is absolute gold!🤣🤣🤣

So good!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

I needed this laugh, especially after reading such grim news these days.

Very enjoyable!!

haven't laughed so much in an age

I had a tune (I mean a ton) of belly laughs!

Nero playing the fiddle reminds me of Vogon poetry, I don't know why. 😅

I know that there are books written here with some of the best answers. They say that Xanthippe was a bit of a shrew so Socrates may have suffered at least a bit from wedlock. I tagged you in my JA at home video, Tristan.

I haven’t laughed this hard in decades!

Heavens!!! Hilarious 😂

The answers were hilarious, but not nearly as funny as Tristan's wheezing laugh. That killed me.

This was so fun Tristan!

Whew!!! Did O levels in 85 and A levels in 87!

I’m CRYING 😅😅😅

Laugh so hard I almost expired play choking on my food during lunch

Hysterical! Surely they meant 'circumnavigated' the world...

This is like madlibs! Hahaha

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I would have loved to have seen some of the spelling "Joan of Arc burned to a steak" et cetera. Those answers sounded like ten year olds . . . Not sixteenteen year olds sitting a GCSE.

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Oh dear , you are really good ! Thank you 🙏🏻 Are you a teacher then ? ❤

Hilarious

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I am having problems with the audio. Happy the newer videos are so much better. So,here I am again trying to hear and laugh....caught a few yesterday.😂😂

Hi your book haul July is private 🙂 looking forward to watching it ☺️💌

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It sounds like they may have dyslexia or something I can relate to

Sorry. Didn’t enjoy this at all

Gave me a good chuckle 😆