Hilarious newbie chess battle between Subaru and Miko 

only Miko gets a draw with 2 queens and just the enemy king left. Elite in an unexpected way

6:18 Miko trying to promote a King 😂😂😂

6:33 I was very proud of Miko when she "forked" the rook and bish.

Why do we televise the top players of games when absolute beginners can be far more entertaining

Send this to Gotham Chess🤣🤣

“A chess game, when played perfectly, always ends in a draw.” -Some random guy

0:53 Miko's closed mouth laugh is so good

10 possible way to checkmate, and she chose to stalemate. Truly elite

this chess play on miko stream was peaked around 70-90k viewer yesterday... I was dead laughing. mikochi pon and subaru pon & reaction is the best

They keep using power scaling as a basis to capture the piece instead of the movement 😂

Mikochi: I'll job change the King!! Subaru: Do you think King can job change? Mikochi: It'll become a God!!

1. g8 has to be the funniest (failed) opening I've seen in chess.

114 consecutive brilliant moves Chess PGN: 1. g3 g6 2. b3 g5 3. g4 Nf6 4. Nf3 Ne4 5. h3 Ng3 6. Rh2 Nh1 7. Rxh1 Rg8 8. Nc3 Nc6 9. b4 Ne5 10. e3 Nxg4 11. Be2 Nxe3 12. fxe3 e6 13. e4 Qe7 14. Rb1 c5 15. bxc5 a6 16. Ne5 a5 17. Nxf7 Kxf7 18. Rg1 g4 19. hxg4 b6 20. cxb6 Bb7 21. Nd5 Qd6 22. Bf3 Qxd5 23. exd5 exd5 24. Be4 dxe4 25. d3 exd3 26. cxd3 d6 27. Rb3 d5 28. d4 Rg6 29. g5 Rxg5 30. Rgg3 h6 31. Rxg5 hxg5 32. a3 Ke8 33. Bd2 Be7 34. Be3 Bd6 35. Bf4 gxf4 36. Qd3 f3 37. Qxf3 Bh2 38. Qh3 Bg1 39. Kd2 Bf2 40. Rb4 axb4 41. axb4 Ra2+ 42. Kd3 Kf8 43. Kc3 Kf7 44. b5 Kf6 45. Qg3 Kf5 46. Qf4+ Kxf4 47. Kd3 Rc2 48. Kxc2 Bxd4 49. Kc1 Bc3 50. Kb1 Ke3 51. Ka2 Kd2 52. Ka3 Kd1 53. Kb3 Be1 54. Ka4 Kc1 55. Ka3 Bd2 56. Ka2 Kc2 57. Ka1 Kc3 58. Ka2 Bc1 59. Kb1 Ba3 60. Ka2 Bc1 61. Kb1 Be3 62. Ka1 d4 63. Ka2 d3 64. Ka3 Bc1+ 65. Ka4 Ba3 66. Kxa3 d2 67. Ka4 Kb2 68. Kb4 Kc2 69. Kc5 Kc3 70. Kd6 Kd4 71. Kc7 Bd5 72. Kd6 Bf7 73. Kc6 d1=R 74. Kd6 Ke4+ 75. Kc5 Rc1+ 76. Kb4 Rb1+ 77. Ka4 Ra1+ 78. Kb4 Rb1+ 79. Kc5 Rc1+ 80. Kd6 Kf4 81. Kd7 Rd1+ 82. Kc8 Bd5 83. b7 Be6+ 84. Kc7 Rc1+ 85. Kd6 Bg4 86. Kd5 Bf3+ 87. Kd4 Rd1+ 88. Kc5 Rc1+ 89. Kd4 Rd1+ 90. Kc3 Ke4 91. Kc4 Be2+ 92. Kc3 Rc1+ 93. Kd2 Bf1 94. Kxc1 Be2 95. Kd2 Bg4 96. Ke1 Bh3 97. Ke2 Bg2 98. Kf2 Kd3 99. b8=Q Be4 100. Qe5 Bh1 101. Qg3+ Kd2 102. Kg1 Ke2 103. Qh2+ Ke1 104. Kxh1 Kf1 105. b6 Ke1 106. Qg1+ Ke2 107. Kg2 Kd2 108. b7 Kc2 109. b8=Q Kc3 110. Qc1+ Kd3 111. Qb5+ Ke4 112. Qc2+ Kf4 113. Qd2+ Ke4 114. Qbg5

4:08 Dammit I burst out laughing 😂 the shock on her face is comedy gold 😂

Imagine this in real war😂 Two clueless leader battles and in the end, every single soldier dies except two kings and two queens.

It's like watching Cat playing with new toy 😊

0:51 Subaru: Wait, which one is the king? My expectations have already been exceeded. This’ll be good… Edit: It got even better! These two are a riot!

3:05 i repeated this so many times idk why but the -O is so funny lol

Everytime Miko And Subaru burst out laughing i cant help but smile

4:09 Miko's face when Subaru did the unthinkable lol sasuga erito manage to get a draw in 2 Queen vs 1 King.

Playing chess likes its Age of Empires' easiest difficulty. Select unit and right click to delete enemy unit. Sasuga the elite way to play.

This is hilarious, thank you for translating

A perfect game of chess *_always_* ends in a draw.

This is incredible. Just brute forcing their way through the game. I love how a game like this is only possible because the game won't let them play against the rules. If this were an IRL chessboard, it never would have worked. Like I love that they can genuinely just go in with almost zero knowledge and still technically play a proper game of chess. As well as being able to finish the game and still have almost no idea how the game is supposed to work lmao.

This was painfully hilarious to watch.

2:32 miko & 2:35 subaru use monokuma laugh "upupupu"

It was the longest (or so I thought) and stressful chess game I've ever seen, I supported Miko but by the end I was like "please, I don't care who finishes, just finish my poor heart can't take it anymore" T.T

I Had no idea a chess game could be so entertaining and filled with laughter elite game from mikochi and shuba 😂😂😂😂

Watching two people, that have no idea how to play chess, play chess its hilarious. I wish Ollie watch this clip.

Every piece that they moved, my brain committed suicide 🤣

it's so painful to watch as a chess player yet so entertaining 😂😂😂😂

Very elite of Miko's king to turn the situation around

We really need a compilation of this fight with the most epic music you can find lol

This is literally the most entertaining chess match that I've ever seen in my whole live lmaoo

At least they got the spirit😂😂😂

This is Miko using 1% of her power.

Miko proves that babies can also play chess.

If Ollie watches the stream, I wonder how Ollie will feel. 😂

I was watching this live and knew from the start how it was going to end. And still I couldn’t take my eyes off it for an hour was it? The most spectacularly addictive, elite trainwreck I’ve ever witnessed.

"G7? King me! King me! I lose!" "But it's not Tuesday, [Miko]" "Tarter sauce!"

This is what happens when humanities' oldest sport is played absolutely flawlessly by the truest of geniuses.

4:11 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Subaru: I don’t know the rule Miko: I know a little Me: having Ame vs Kiara flashbacks

That could not have ended better honestly.

7:45 In Chess you can have a harem. Only Elite Miko can force a Stalemate with 2 Queen against a single King.

I love how the first 3 minutes of this game is unironically “how does the knight move?”

I've never seen anyone be worse at chess than this. Surely this is 100 rated chess at best

How did she end up in a stalemate with 2 queens vs a king... Lol

They managed to end it with a draw 🤣 what a hilarious game of chess.

Watching this live, I was about to get aneurysm lmao 🤣

Vtuber chess really makes your head hurt as much as your stomach. I'm gonna get spasms from too much laughter LMAO

Chess when played perfectly, is a draw.

二人が「クイーンがニ“匹”」って言っている面白さを、外国の方達に教えてあげたい。

Sasuga Elite chess player

This is giving me flashbacks to Ame and Kiwawa playing together and its great

on stream when subaru keep on telling miko to give up she still won't give up on livechat i typed "miko got naruto never give up spirit" when miko has turn the table around i put Naruto Main Theme

I can't imagine the amount of energy used up in 1 game😂

i love how that the fact these two still relevant after all these years and new members have been introduced.

Playing for an hours Fierce battle Ended with DRAW Sasuga Elite Miko vs Elite Suba

6:40 Skill unlocked: Forking

truly amazing game of chess. thank you, subaru and miko.

Just 2 first moves already killed me LOL

Elite Opening move

chess : trial and error

Hikaru nakamura need watch this 😂

this is the first time I see draw in Chess Video Game.

I believe they didn't understand why there was a stalemate, and just decided they were playing too long.

Ending in a stalemate is so perfect lmao

Another perfect chess game, I expect nothing less from Mikochi

When 0 brain cell meets half brain cell and decides to play chess!!

What a phenomenal ending 🤣

2:18 🤫🧏

Laplus should hold another Zako Cup but for Chess.

Probably the chess game that I watched where I laughed so hard, my jaw hurts

Stalemate after 38 finishing moves and Draw with 2 Queen's, better than Harry Potter

"I've only seen chess in Harry Potter" ...okay, just gonna skip to the inevitable stalemate reaction

I was a bloodbath of pieces like a good begginer game, but the funniest part was that the game didnt let them make a fatal mistake and move the king into a checkmate position otherwise the game would've had a more reasonable length LOL

that second queen lmao

this was hilarious

They only seen chess in Harry Potter? That's when you know this will be an absolute classic

I didn't even know there was people that existed out there that don't know how to play chess

Guys come on, tbf it's their first time playing while still doing trial and error of what they can and can't do, top that with a fuzzy win condition lol.

i now understand why anime portrays chess so badly.

If you're someone who actually knows how to play Chess, watching this makes you rage inside... that ending was unexpected though.

*SKM and OZS Tries It™: Bugged Checkmating Mechanics (Shōgi Edition)*

That was THE Chess Match of All time! Both were evenly match, went back n forth, it was hard to predict the outcome, a true match for the ages!

1:07 did miko dirty real good, I'm pretty sure I didn't hear pawn in that sentence

Such a remembrance of the holostar chess😂

Man, Miko had it in the bag...

There is something about a really bad battle that turns epic coming down to the wire that is more entertaining to watch than a good player doing it with ease.

. . . how do you get TWO QUEENS with only the enemy King left and end the game in a DRAW?!

Imagine if Subaru x Miko collab in that same horror game and play chess like with Fubuki again.

8:00 literally me at this point: so if she connects queens diagonally... white king will block the last free space between these queens.. ohnyonyonyo xD

As someone who loves chess....that was agony.

"There is now a level zero."

Laugh all you want, but let's see you play Shogi

I never know there will be a match more painful to watch than Ame vs Kiara 3 years ago but here we are.

Miko is truly elite

The amount of confidence Miko have ... Sasuga Elite Pon

It takes 50 moves without a capture for there to be a draw. From Miko getting Subaru's last bishop, Miko had 25 moves to beat her while having 1 or 2 Queens for most of said 25 moves. It takes a truly Elite chess master to not win