Historically Accurate Hercules 

I hear only the biggest of chads with the tiniest of peckers would even DARE watch the drawing video where all this was brain-stormed. Does that sound like you? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-F80iU2Q0Jy8.html

"like a baby's finger holding a blueberry!" Man just makes it sound so majestic

"if I chop off its head will three more take its place?" Whoever made that joke is genius

Once again, more accurate than the History Channel dares to be.

A smaller penis is only symbolic of moral superiority, whereas a larger member was considered to represent lust and all the reprehensible indignities of the human condition.

Normally I’d say that Hercules was in the wrong, however I’d have to agree with Hercules and say that he has the perfect size and in fact it probably is a little bigger than normal size, and it has a very humorous personality.

As a student of ancient history I would like to point out that this is in fact *NOT* historically accurate, as most of the ancient Greek people tended to not speak fluent english.

"Like a baby finger holding a blueberry" I'm in tears! Lol

"imagine how boring the Greek mythology would be if Zeus just kept it in his pants" - Kratos

Fun fact: Heracles actually killed megera after being driven insane by Hera, then he did the 12 labors to make up for it

lol the fact that Asclepius is the Greek god of medicine makes the line "I suppose that's what separates the gods from the mortals" so much funnier.

Tom and don never disappoint with the weirdness of the videos

I love how the lion is just looking at him with disappointment

Now I can say Im hung like Hercules

The fact that the lion cape is judging the guy as well made me laugh so hard :D

Jumping into the ocean and having it all spill out at the end did me in. 💀

It's also about small, FLACCID weiners, as you can look up how the ancient Greek portrayed the animalistic, impulsive satyrs, that have huge, erect ones and thus seen as "more beast than man". So getting visibly aroused down-under, in public was a big nono, the statues thus also portray self-control.

Love how its actually accurate to real Ancient Greece. They believed that large phalluses meant that you were more animal than man and that small phalluses meant you were more in control of yourself and your impulses.

Historical accurate pirates of the Caribbean would be something

I guess I’m blessed by the gods

Asclepius had five daughters and a whole bunch of sons, so he found someone capable of taking his colossal spam javelin 😂

I am disappointed that we didn't get a Flashgitz rendition of "Go the Distance" themed around giant shlongs

"Like a baby's finger holding a blueberry"- Hercules 1250 B.C.

I feel Clepeus’ pain. I share his pain daily.

The woman or young boy line is disgustingly accurate for a lot of history… even up to the 1940s

The definition of suffering from success

Thank you *so much* for doing this. Never stop doing these.

Well that put quite a spin on something I never even imagined

Some may not get the joke but the ancient sculptors considered large members to be uncouth and smaller ones were more aesthetically pleasing or at least that’s what they told them selves

I pretty much lost it when he said: *_"It's like a babies finger holding a Blueberry"._* 🤣

I was born in the wrong generation.... i would've been treated like a god.

Apparently Hercules wasn't capping when he said bro can't get in the ocean without it washing away 😂

Please add "Avenge Me Brother" hoodies to your crowdmade site!

My friend and I used to make these same types of jokes. I miss him, he was a great dude.

like a baby's finger holding a blueberry

Legend has it that Archemeaies discovered the phenomena of water displacement (his Eureka moment) not from taking a bath, but by witnessing Esclepius jump into the sea.

It’s just like high school all over again 😭

Brilliant ending, somehow knowing why it was that he was mocked (not just what he was being mocked for) made it even better. Maybe a mockery of Robin Hood (something about men in tights prehaps) is in order. Fantastic video as always.

I’m sorry, I have to question the authenticity of this one… you mean you really expect me to believe Hera went this long without trying to kill him?

I really like this animation, and the whole historically accurate series, they are really funny. The main joke about the ideal penis size is 100% correct and I love how Hercules' design shows him wearing the skin of the Nemean Lion, which is also accurate. However there are things that are NOT historically accurate. One thing that everyone else has mentioned is the fact that as this is the Greek version of the myth, the name "Hercules" shouldn't be his name as that is the Roman name, it should be Heracles. (Even though Hercules and Heracles were also not his real name, they were only titles that mean "glory of Hera", his real name was Alcides/Alcaeus). Also, Hercules saying to Asclepius that "... separates the gods from the mortals really." is not correct, as Asclepius is not a mortal, he is the god of medicine and son of Apollo, god of arts, sunlight, music, healing, etc; (This makes Hercules the half-uncle of Asclepius, as Apollo is also one of Zeus' many children, so Apollo and Hercules are half-brothers) And Megara was a princess from Thebes not Athens. Again, this animation is great and funny as hell, these are just some things that I wanted to point out.

I'd think Atlantis would rather stay mysterious than admit that's how they really sank.

This literally happens every time I take my pants off in public.

If it's historically accurate, he should be called "Herakles"

Man Heracles had some pretty thick ass neck muscles there. He can easily crack an egg just by twitching his neck.

"Like a baby's finger holding a blueberry" broke me! 🤣

"Like baby finger holding a blueberry" 😂😂😂

The Greeks also believed that testicles descending was what caused deeper voices in men. Nothing to do with hormones though, They thought they tugged on the vocal chords. A man won an ignobel prize for that discovery.

Damn, even the muses were laughing AND THEY WROTE THE STORIES

LIKE A BABY’S FINGER HOLDING A BLUEBERRY

Bro I just realized the Nemean lions eyes are moving when they talk about his thing-along

The lions judgy eyes XD I can't...

Since we went down the Cyclopes route… “Nobody would ever want that thing near them.”

beauty standards in antiquity were interesting to say the least.

The fact that the ocean actually emptied out when the guy jumped in like Heracles said is fucking hilarious

I appreciate that the lions looking at him too with pure loathing

Oh how the tables have turned in this day of age

Clepeus, my brother, you were simply born at the wrong time ;_;

In a way, we haven't changed much from that era's judgement. We now just do it on the opposite.

0:59 - 1:06 From what I've read about this time period, I am 100 % positive that this exact conversation took place...more than once 😂

Imagine having a micro and pulling up to someone today with an absolutely gargantuan dong and saying all these things as if they were “insults” with such confidence. 💀💀

If Hercules had his sidekick Herculad he would have won

what a bout a grower? Akways wondered if the ancient greek cared about that too

I often imagine what I'd do if I time traveled back to ancient Greece and showed off how barbaric I am down there

Even though the lion is dead on his head it still gives Clapeus that unapproved look non stop.

People are ignoring the fact that ancient greeks found buck teeth and a lisp quite attractive for some reason. Thats partially why Adonis was so admired.

We all know that the ceramic jar ladies should've been totally enlightened on this subject.

I love this. It speaks of how really beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Well, I guess this explains why the "barbarians" had more kids.

So glad I wasn’t born in that era, I would’ve gotten zero play

If i was in ancient times i would have the holy galaxy genetics.

It's Heracles...The Romans called him Hercules

They never disappoint with the weirdness of the videos we keep thinking that can’t surprise us anymore and we get proven wrong by how unexpected and weird the videos are

Now we need historically accurate winnie the pooh lol

i just notices that the oceans waters did all spill out when asclepias fell into it lmaoooo

i love that all the water in the ocean spilled out when he jumped in

The condescending looks from the lion on his head is what really got me.

I really love how Hercules is looking like in canon. And I love how you mentioned the fact that small dick was attractive in Ancient Greek culture.

Now people make fun of how small it is.

Jokes on them though: the Athenian economy crumbled without that guy buying custom-tailored, XXL loincloths.

Me **watching this video with my 3 inch punisher**: I always knew I was special 😭

I like how the entire ocean spilled out when he "got in."

ngl these are fucking killer insults Hercules is throwing out there

Incredible And really keeping with realism at the end, there. That disgusting mutant.

The ocean spilling out was the perfect icing on the cake. xD

"a babys finger while holding a blueberry" 😂😂😂

As usual a good work of animation and comedy like always.

My god she’s gorgeous!

The draining the ocean at the end was a nice touch.

You should also know that Unibrows were considered very sexy on women back then.

Statuesque isn't it ? I'm gonna tell my wife that.

Imagine an alternate universe where people made fun of you for having a salami instead of a pig in a blanket.

Fun fact: people thought small pp’s meant intelligence. Which is why most marble sculptures had smol pps.

Man, me and my lifted truck need to go back to ancient Greece.

I'm hung like a No. 2 pencil.. ..the ones you use to fill out your scantron for exams.

Godamn why wasn’t I born in Ancient Greece

Inaccurate, Hercules never went mad and murder Meg and his human parents

I honestly cant believe that you guys feel the need to throw this stuff on a second channel. ITS HILARIOUS! The last few cartoons are on this channel, imo, some of your best work.

This must be that little "Herculad" I've heard so much about.

1:23 Oh snap!~ X3

Easily one of my favorite videos. You truly perfected the Greek form with Hercules. A paragon of civilized society in every way shape and... size. Myess....