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@mak.1ps
@mak.1ps 4 года назад
"Oops half of europe just died" Dude i hate when that happens
@jathor1598
@jathor1598 4 года назад
Proffesor Pantheon relatable
@TempestRex_
@TempestRex_ 4 года назад
That’s the worst man
@noble7superman637
@noble7superman637 4 года назад
I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours
@monolophosaurus
@monolophosaurus 4 года назад
"Ugghhh, I slipped on Hiroshima causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."
@karimecolettadominguez
@karimecolettadominguez 4 года назад
I hate that you made me chuckle
@ClarenceWashington-nv1hg
@ClarenceWashington-nv1hg 5 лет назад
‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’
@xxbeth_gamingxx8693
@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 5 лет назад
Im from Europe and im offended ;-;
@soraalolanvulpix7224
@soraalolanvulpix7224 5 лет назад
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to
@xxbeth_gamingxx8693
@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 5 лет назад
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;
@soraalolanvulpix7224
@soraalolanvulpix7224 5 лет назад
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3 Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.
@xxbeth_gamingxx8693
@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 5 лет назад
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3
@Gorbisaki
@Gorbisaki 16 дней назад
It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while
@TheWizdWiz
@TheWizdWiz 16 дней назад
It is a requirement to watch this video at least once every year
@anthonymorandi9005
@anthonymorandi9005 7 дней назад
It really is
@furryStartwigzJR
@furryStartwigzJR 6 дней назад
This is the tenth time I've watched this
@wooshie1524
@wooshie1524 5 дней назад
@@TheWizdWiz more like once every month
@Kai69123
@Kai69123 4 дня назад
Literally
@PrinceKinz
@PrinceKinz 11 дней назад
"Sike, they both get angrier" Forshadowing to what is happening right now
@user-yo5lr5jy2e
@user-yo5lr5jy2e 11 дней назад
It forshadowd like 5000 wars since then
@emmersonzant530
@emmersonzant530 7 дней назад
literally looking for thing comment
@jacobp7
@jacobp7 6 дней назад
Except it was Zionist leadership that accepted the plan while Arab leadership rejected and subsequently launched a war against Israel upon its creation
@Ttegegg
@Ttegegg 4 дня назад
John. that’s been like that way for a century by now.
@user-eq5vy4he7w
@user-eq5vy4he7w 22 часа назад
it's not foreshadowing it's been that way forever
@alfieee2279
@alfieee2279 3 года назад
“Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known
@ahard-daysnight6659
@ahard-daysnight6659 3 года назад
ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you “Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.” sorry for the stereotypical sentence
@Steven-ly9ei
@Steven-ly9ei 3 года назад
As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things
@OnlyGrafting
@OnlyGrafting 3 года назад
@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?
@eyyy3942
@eyyy3942 3 года назад
My god 666 lukes
@ahard-daysnight6659
@ahard-daysnight6659 3 года назад
Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes
@taraodoherty7954
@taraodoherty7954 4 года назад
“it’s a bird” “it’s a plane” *”it’s the seljuk turks”*
@john_is_who
@john_is_who 4 года назад
Tara O' Doherty I’m surprised anyone can remember how to spell that
@xxIluvyouguysxx
@xxIluvyouguysxx 4 года назад
“Aah!”
@heriirzans.h6659
@heriirzans.h6659 4 года назад
Says The Byzantine Empire
@CoreyTVTheEpicDavid8
@CoreyTVTheEpicDavid8 4 года назад
NO
@bulent8834
@bulent8834 4 года назад
*selçuklu imparatorluğu* real name
@user-br8hg5td7d
@user-br8hg5td7d Месяц назад
Flashback to the time this one kid in my class sang this whole damn video from memory during history.
@xs10086
@xs10086 Месяц назад
My two kids
@henlo000
@henlo000 25 дней назад
wha-
@animegood6552
@animegood6552 24 дня назад
Might have been me
@henlo000
@henlo000 24 дня назад
@@animegood6552 ...how on *earth* would you memorize this whole thing
@nooooooooooooodle
@nooooooooooooodle 23 дня назад
@@animegood6552cap
@boodah08
@boodah08 Месяц назад
the whole “nothing is nowhere and never is now” speal is starting to make more and more sense each time i watch this
@user-bt4hi4yn4r
@user-bt4hi4yn4r 18 дней назад
but yeah ig quarks just appeared one day even though if there was nothing there cant be temperature because temperature measures SOMETHING not NOTHING, if u cant explain this to me then you are trusting a youtube video over basic logic
@Hall.
@Hall. 10 дней назад
@@user-bt4hi4yn4rzero point energy is weird huh
@blutwirbel3180
@blutwirbel3180 3 часа назад
​@@user-bt4hi4yn4r it's just what the current science thinks, also, it's not that there was nothing, because nothing means the absence of everything. Before the universe there was nothing and everything that ever has been, ever will be and that can't even happen and at the same time it all didn't exist, it's a pretty crazy concept. It is not that something just appeared out of nowhere, it's that time and space were created from something we cannot explain.
@pualamnusantara7903
@pualamnusantara7903 3 года назад
Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'." Me :
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
We can make a religion out of this
@spooderman6312
@spooderman6312 3 года назад
Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything Me: ;)
@sushirolls8213
@sushirolls8213 3 года назад
Yay
@dennisberry1364
@dennisberry1364 3 года назад
Same dude, same. UvU
@loganandrocky5677
@loganandrocky5677 3 года назад
No dont
@hannahcompton1200
@hannahcompton1200 4 года назад
“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat” *shows plane*
@SunlightonMoon
@SunlightonMoon 4 года назад
A plane is basically a flying boat.
@robinyeah4134
@robinyeah4134 4 года назад
He showed an Ekranoplan.
@Maukiki
@Maukiki 4 года назад
Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.
@wtlf1026
@wtlf1026 4 года назад
Cryo Genocide: A plane is a glorified bus with wings.
@LinairOCE14
@LinairOCE14 4 года назад
bill wurtz in a nut shell
@jdh9419
@jdh9419 Месяц назад
7:39 “Heyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast
@TheeBananaGuy
@TheeBananaGuy 9 дней назад
Thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland
@user-ck9eb1ep9w
@user-ck9eb1ep9w Месяц назад
15:04 "so britain tried to get them addicted to opium, which worked actually, then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea, so britain threw a hissy fit" LMAO
@fantausy3830
@fantausy3830 20 дней назад
Not the only time something like that happened.
@sophiaries3169
@sophiaries3169 20 дней назад
Yeah remember when our “tea party” made them throw a hissy fit? it’s their reputation at this point.
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 4 дня назад
yeah... remember when we tried to have tea with the americans?
@imsusaf2038
@imsusaf2038 3 года назад
History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something* Bill Wurtz: pathetic
@rosepetunia1829
@rosepetunia1829 3 года назад
This is *_underrated!!.!!!!_*
@henrylistanowsky9976
@henrylistanowsky9976 3 года назад
@@rosepetunia1829 this got 118 million views?
@candlaze_
@candlaze_ 3 года назад
@@henrylistanowsky9976 they meant the comment.
@henrylistanowsky9976
@henrylistanowsky9976 3 года назад
@@candlaze_ still got 330 likes thats more than most comments
@noahdavis401
@noahdavis401 3 года назад
yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes
@6ripz
@6ripz 4 года назад
Mom: why don’t you go outside? Me: *the sun is a deadly lazer*
@polishlithuaniancommonweal2023
@polishlithuaniancommonweal2023 4 года назад
Me when it’s a school morning
@galaxydeathskrill5607
@galaxydeathskrill5607 4 года назад
Not anymore, there's a blanket.
@saltandmoresalt6147
@saltandmoresalt6147 4 года назад
Chicken *N o , d o n t .*
@amielia5625
@amielia5625 4 года назад
@@galaxydeathskrill5607 crawls under blanket and refuses to move
@galaxydeathskrill5607
@galaxydeathskrill5607 4 года назад
@@amielia5625 wait, which part was that from the video?
@soubruno
@soubruno 21 день назад
I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.
@CeraisianAlchemist
@CeraisianAlchemist 4 дня назад
I'm so happy for you!
@ThatlilTurtle
@ThatlilTurtle Месяц назад
this video is the literal embodiment of dopamine for me, like it makes me so happy every time i watch it
@whatsup.x
@whatsup.x Месяц назад
for real though
@emmersonzant530
@emmersonzant530 7 дней назад
mental health be healed
@168Ms
@168Ms 5 лет назад
I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.
@elianafanders2037
@elianafanders2037 5 лет назад
I agree
@yupbrookeishere5681
@yupbrookeishere5681 5 лет назад
I blink for one second and half of Europe died.
@luukue8694
@luukue8694 5 лет назад
Am i cooked?
@cheeseisprettyfrickinnice6223
@cheeseisprettyfrickinnice6223 5 лет назад
Wink each eye that way you can still see
@hodaabdi2558
@hodaabdi2558 5 лет назад
me
@DeanTBO
@DeanTBO 3 года назад
"6:00 you can make a religion out of this" "6:34 you can make a religion out of this" "7:52 you can make a religion out of this" "9:35 you can make a religion out of this” “14:30 you can make a reli- no don't"
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
*How bout I do anyway?*
@lilac_reed
@lilac_reed 3 года назад
@@joshual.7900 gen z be like
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
@@lilac_reed I am Gen Z actually
@sandeepchaudhary1239
@sandeepchaudhary1239 3 года назад
explon plez
@duhontheguy
@duhontheguy 3 года назад
@@sandeepchaudhary1239 Basically Robespierre got real spicy with controlling the whole revolution and shit and made a full on religion about himself, called the "Cult of the Supreme Being", everyone was like "Wth no" and cut his head off after shooting him.
@bj.bruner
@bj.bruner Месяц назад
This is "We Didn't Start the Fire" for our generation
@AustinBlasingim-ep7he
@AustinBlasingim-ep7he 14 дней назад
Who’s here in 2024
@carterorr9409
@carterorr9409 12 дней назад
Me!!!!
@alexanderfinder4121
@alexanderfinder4121 11 дней назад
I watch this once a year
@zrice2
@zrice2 11 дней назад
Me
@norahsimon4447
@norahsimon4447 10 дней назад
Me
@Ame_Countryball
@Ame_Countryball 10 дней назад
Me, I have to watch it at least twice a year
@goat9551
@goat9551 4 года назад
Me: Connects to internet Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”
@user-gc2cv6qw6i
@user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 года назад
PPPFFFFFFFF-
@user-gc2cv6qw6i
@user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 года назад
*W o t*
@user-gc2cv6qw6i
@user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 года назад
Countryhuman Nazi. That’s what I mean by it.
@user-gc2cv6qw6i
@user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 года назад
skunkii •~•
@ewilljack6668
@ewilljack6668 4 года назад
And the mammals are here 🐺
@namelessking4146
@namelessking4146 3 года назад
“Whoops, half of Europe just died.” The casualness is great
@dagerman1139
@dagerman1139 3 года назад
We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.
@alexanderarrington2393
@alexanderarrington2393 3 года назад
No don’t
@Endmoonyearsago
@Endmoonyearsago 3 года назад
DaGerman yes do that
@carteriffic1681
@carteriffic1681 3 года назад
Perism
@carteriffic1681
@carteriffic1681 3 года назад
Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)
@cedrussempervirens9369
@cedrussempervirens9369 Месяц назад
Oddly enjoyable to read through the comments. We got people who've found this video for the first time, people who have come back for a while, folk talking about their favorite parts of the video, religious folk leaving their opinions about the video (primarily the beginning), individuals stating how much more effective this has taught them than school, etc, etc. Oh, and don't forget the occasional religious brain-rot. Not everybody is too happy about people with varying beliefs, but it is what it is.
@menoobsad
@menoobsad Месяц назад
yo who ordered the yappuccino
@jadenthemusicfreak
@jadenthemusicfreak 22 дня назад
For sure. I think this is one of the best ways a video has brought people together. My friends and I loved this video the exact month it dropped in May of 2017. So I do feel some nostalgia for it, although so much of it reigns true today and always will.
@glorious_goose
@glorious_goose 19 дней назад
@@menoobsad i did
@jesspavlichenko5745
@jesspavlichenko5745 17 дней назад
Also nazis!
@sourlab
@sourlab 3 дня назад
Your comment rlly stands out i gotta say
@serotonin_rotz
@serotonin_rotz Месяц назад
can’t stop coming back here. it’s so fun to point out the little things you’ve learned more in depth just to realize this one video could explain it all way quicker. such a classic and always a favorite
@suraya_
@suraya_ 4 года назад
* whispers * *it makes cars go* america: 👁👄👁
@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel
@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel 4 года назад
America: *sweating* ( •- • )
@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel
@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel 4 года назад
😂
@crazy_boi1247
@crazy_boi1247 4 года назад
ಠ ___ಠ
@anthanto4659
@anthanto4659 4 года назад
👁 👁 👄
@Exentity
@Exentity 4 года назад
You mean 👀
@franxtheman
@franxtheman 4 года назад
Teacher: So who is ready to write a history test? Bill:Sharpening 20+ pencils
@jett2451
@jett2451 4 года назад
FRANX lol
@hotelinjapan389
@hotelinjapan389 4 года назад
Why would you write a test
@evetownsend3007
@evetownsend3007 4 года назад
Omg it killed when 6ou said AN HISTORY OMG 😂😂😂
@nobody1yearand130
@nobody1yearand130 4 года назад
Write an history test?? An?? Write a test?? Wut
@franxtheman
@franxtheman 4 года назад
@@nobody1yearand130 does it matter?
@Censeo
@Censeo 29 дней назад
I wish someone made a comprehensive playlist with videos going in depth about everything mentioned in this video. I just watched a movie length video about the cambrian explosion which made me think of how every 5 seconds in this video probably has some long educational video on RU-vid.
@dallaschavez1621
@dallaschavez1621 6 дней назад
Watch overly simplified he’s funny and similar style with history
@BD-mb8ol
@BD-mb8ol 4 дня назад
Totally. You can search up AP World History Review and get videos reviewing the most important things that are mentioned in this video and more. The best beardos Freemanpedia and Heimler's History have short and entertaining videos on this biggest things in history from the year 1200 to modern day. Crash Course can also be good. As for in-depth explanations, your best bet may be documentaries and Britannica.
@Lebsmit
@Lebsmit Месяц назад
WHAT IF: over simplified and bill wurtz come together and teach our SCHOOL HISTORY CLASS
@HOMMYnoORNY
@HOMMYnoORNY 25 дней назад
agree
@-ZM_Gaming-
@-ZM_Gaming- 4 дня назад
yes\
@katicagrund8320
@katicagrund8320 3 года назад
School: *1 year* Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*
@mxphxsto8334
@mxphxsto8334 3 года назад
Lmfaoo
@luke6680
@luke6680 3 года назад
Lmao
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
I’ll take it and make a religion out of it
@reshwik2672
@reshwik2672 3 года назад
play the video in 0.5 speed to understand
@sushilamb1702
@sushilamb1702 3 года назад
Double the speed
@zee2775
@zee2775 3 года назад
Bill Wurtz: (says something) Everyone: We can make a religion out of this.
@jazepol
@jazepol 3 года назад
no, don't
@user-xz3sm2vm7n
@user-xz3sm2vm7n 3 года назад
Late squad
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
@@jazepol *how bout I do anyway?*
@TheScaredLittleScholar
@TheScaredLittleScholar 3 года назад
We can make a religion out of this
@zee2775
@zee2775 3 года назад
@@TheScaredLittleScholar so we make a religion about making religions?
@themelonapocalypse5098
@themelonapocalypse5098 Месяц назад
cant wait for the thing inventor to drop in 4 years
@syrianadventuresIraqi
@syrianadventuresIraqi 29 дней назад
I agree
@zenothemeano4381
@zenothemeano4381 24 дня назад
Spoiler Alert: It's AI!
@peterjanssen8100
@peterjanssen8100 Месяц назад
I quote the following FAR too often: 0:11 “HOW did this happen?” 2:13 “Thaaat’s land!” 2:44 “taste the Suuun” 5:02 “Sociiiety” 8:29 “HELL YEAH, now we got BUSINESS” 13:53 “Stolen!”
@TheeBananaGuy
@TheeBananaGuy 9 дней назад
3:02 the sun is a deadly laser
@thatboinoodle1243
@thatboinoodle1243 3 года назад
“Woops half of Europe just died” -Rat
@jonathanbanks2374
@jonathanbanks2374 3 года назад
"Woops 400k+ people just died" -Bat
@pixelcat29
@pixelcat29 3 года назад
“I’m going to starve myself in public” -Mahatma Gandhi
@Murciielago
@Murciielago 3 года назад
@@jonathanbanks2374 lmfao
@redboneda1309
@redboneda1309 3 года назад
@@jonathanbanks2374 lol
@baronungernvonsternberg2159
@baronungernvonsternberg2159 3 года назад
@@pixelcat29 wow that works
@abdouoriordan9461
@abdouoriordan9461 4 года назад
"He's mad at jews for existing" gets me every time
@starfall4824
@starfall4824 4 года назад
17:15 War on Germany wasn't about "saving jews"
@ScienceFoundation
@ScienceFoundation 4 года назад
Trust me, it's not just because they exist
@user-hd5od5tx7k
@user-hd5od5tx7k 4 года назад
@@ScienceFoundation That because of old religion and the success of the jews at the time
@ajayannamalai3623
@ajayannamalai3623 4 года назад
S t a r F a l l yea it was about land or something
@thepotassiumqueen2137
@thepotassiumqueen2137 4 года назад
No!
@Waffles-ih2uv
@Waffles-ih2uv Месяц назад
Is it Tonga time yet? IT’S ✨TONGA TIME✨ *Colonizes the Pacific Ocean*
@RinguTarry
@RinguTarry 18 дней назад
Time for my monthly rewatch
@strwber_
@strwber_ 4 года назад
First sentence: “you’re on a rock floating in space” Last sentence: “where the hell are we”
@brycenmayer7686
@brycenmayer7686 4 года назад
*seems legit*
@rileymeister7793
@rileymeister7793 4 года назад
It all comes full circle
@gammavalentin7
@gammavalentin7 4 года назад
Hey we can make a religion out of this edit: wtf explain how this shit got 1k likes
@Izackthestickman
@Izackthestickman 4 года назад
@@gammavalentin7 no don't.
@gammavalentin7
@gammavalentin7 4 года назад
izack the stickman Sad face
@marcusgrotenfelt4075
@marcusgrotenfelt4075 4 года назад
Humans: ”Lets have a quiet minute to honour some dead guy” Bill Wurtz: ”Lets have a quiet 0.000016 of a second to honour half of Europe”
@DoenerKritiker
@DoenerKritiker 4 года назад
Unrated comment
@fl3m1n9o4
@fl3m1n9o4 4 года назад
@@DoenerKritiker *underrated smh
@wolfiethetimberwolf1363
@wolfiethetimberwolf1363 4 года назад
Quiet* x2
@cmelo444
@cmelo444 4 года назад
I'd like it but it has 666
@thebacongodfather777
@thebacongodfather777 4 года назад
Don't you mean 160 microseconds
@EverythingStudiosLive2024
@EverythingStudiosLive2024 23 дня назад
10:11 "but the Northeners or 'Norse' if you don't have much time" always makes me chuckle!
@DeeDolp
@DeeDolp Месяц назад
Ludwig said this is the greatest RU-vid video of all time. He’s right
@erincb9499
@erincb9499 4 года назад
Some stars burn out and die Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*
@mgnjoker1624
@mgnjoker1624 4 года назад
Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered
@labdaouizouba5362
@labdaouizouba5362 4 года назад
And it makes brand new way crazier shit
@labdaouizouba5362
@labdaouizouba5362 4 года назад
@Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes
@halicusnguyen8864
@halicusnguyen8864 4 года назад
*_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*
@pineapple3171
@pineapple3171 4 года назад
*POW* 🤯
@aamon3
@aamon3 3 года назад
"A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever
@ethhaan353
@ethhaan353 3 года назад
you could make a religion out of this!
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
Ethan Lee *no, don’t*
@beanman5323
@beanman5323 3 года назад
I like how you guys are only using lines from the video
@hypersaw0yt67
@hypersaw0yt67 3 года назад
@Rem Sama let's do a crusade
@SparseB
@SparseB 3 года назад
Rem Sama come oooon, I know want to do it!
@TheNetherLord5240
@TheNetherLord5240 24 дня назад
I take a pilgrimage to this video every month and i won't stop until i can quote it all
@jacoanimationstudio-di7hi
@jacoanimationstudio-di7hi 24 дня назад
“Hey can I reply here?” *NO!* “why?” *THE INTERNET’S A PILE OF GARBAAAGE!* 🎶🎶 “oh okay” 17:45 this aged well
@damjanp7920
@damjanp7920 7 лет назад
"Whoops, half of Europe just died."
@anabetancourt757
@anabetancourt757 7 лет назад
Damjan P i laughed so hard😂
@slayerofthebad9265
@slayerofthebad9265 7 лет назад
"extinction ball"
@aarenmyatt4509
@aarenmyatt4509 7 лет назад
Is it Tonga time? yep It's Tonga Time.
@YGK-tu8cy
@YGK-tu8cy 7 лет назад
Guess the comment that's different from the others in this thread.
@misscurls3532
@misscurls3532 7 лет назад
A
@ryanjameson8959
@ryanjameson8959 3 года назад
Bill Wurtz: *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"* The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
*”Not anymore, there’s a blanket”*
@bigguy2016
@bigguy2016 3 года назад
That’s how every it gets
@Zayki
@Zayki 3 года назад
I wish I could be as grossly incandescent
@AAAA-wi2ul
@AAAA-wi2ul 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XKshyxrD3CA.html
@AAAA-wi2ul
@AAAA-wi2ul 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XKshyxrD3CA.html
@victornovak363
@victornovak363 24 дня назад
10:35 feels so out of place, I love it
@oakkens
@oakkens 27 дней назад
this video is probably on the golden record being carried on the voyager
@kimmorris9664
@kimmorris9664 26 дней назад
It’s glitching
@thedogethatgames
@thedogethatgames Год назад
Honestly, the funniest part for me is how this turns from a science lesson to a history lesson
@han-tyumitheconfusedcyborg1656
Science and history go hand in hand
@ashtonanimations974
@ashtonanimations974 Год назад
lmao I just realized that
@robertoo510
@robertoo510 Год назад
Idk what else it could have been tbh since those two things encompass everything that’s ever been lol
@NoobEmpire979
@NoobEmpire979 Год назад
some reason i like this lol 5:49
@NoobEmpire979
@NoobEmpire979 Год назад
Also that 9:05
@Bundle_Exists
@Bundle_Exists 4 года назад
Teachers: RU-vid rots your brain Bill Wurtz: hold my beer
@zamkowicz
@zamkowicz 4 года назад
I get your point but my brain still feels kinda fried after watching this
@jo_nm9484
@jo_nm9484 4 года назад
@@zamkowicz it's a lot of info 😂
@zesty3137
@zesty3137 4 года назад
hold my mercury
@bloopdaddy
@bloopdaddy 4 года назад
hold my history book you mean
@justsyd7336
@justsyd7336 4 года назад
Hold my entire life of history
@VCraze
@VCraze 7 дней назад
Love how Canada wasn’t even mentioned once
@JakeBoi69
@JakeBoi69 24 дня назад
9:05 The mayans have figured out the *⭐️STARS⭐️*
@jaysgt7163
@jaysgt7163 3 года назад
Today I learned that nobody was ever in Canada and it probably doesn’t exist other then being a big chunk of land
@marcinnowak3888
@marcinnowak3888 3 года назад
At least there is a beaver
@renytentoea657
@renytentoea657 3 года назад
@@marcinnowak3888 LMAO
@Sonicboy0700
@Sonicboy0700 3 года назад
I take offensive to that statement
@jaysgt7163
@jaysgt7163 3 года назад
@@Sonicboy0700 sorry but the video has deemed it so. Not once does this man mention Canada or even draw a line to it
@theeleventhdoctor2043
@theeleventhdoctor2043 3 года назад
Oh my god you’re right he never mentioned it
@imhuman3149
@imhuman3149 3 года назад
teacher: why isnt the sun killing us me: *raises hand* teacher: go ahead tim me: blanket.
@kauserwahid9106
@kauserwahid9106 3 года назад
Lol
@ozzni1
@ozzni1 3 года назад
I'm taking back the blanket cuz y'all couldn't behave
@nova_jerm5647
@nova_jerm5647 3 года назад
@@ozzni1 please don't ill be cold
@baileyb234
@baileyb234 3 года назад
@@ozzni1 yeah wtf man we will be cold
@CumMaster3000
@CumMaster3000 3 года назад
@@ozzni1 yeah dude itll be cold
@funnyhappystudios
@funnyhappystudios День назад
*”TASTE THE SUUNNN”* sounds like something you would find in a soda ad
@redc7146
@redc7146 3 дня назад
It’s all the fault of those damn river valleys
@miasnx475
@miasnx475 4 года назад
“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”
@harrisonofcolorado8886
@harrisonofcolorado8886 4 года назад
"And he's mad at the Jews for existing".
@Prox1matic
@Prox1matic 4 года назад
"Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."
@excruciating9847
@excruciating9847 4 года назад
*angry germans have entered the chat* jk
@SuperZak75.
@SuperZak75. 4 года назад
No don't
@sonicfon
@sonicfon 4 года назад
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.
@biliminsrlar5752
@biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад
World: *exists* Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_
@ciaranfooty7720
@ciaranfooty7720 4 года назад
no dont
@georgek4416
@georgek4416 4 года назад
no
@electroblastz
@electroblastz 4 года назад
yes I agree
@Justme2278j
@Justme2278j 4 года назад
I’m the creator of this meme
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 2 года назад
We can make religion out of this.
@user-pc7gq2il7r
@user-pc7gq2il7r 24 дня назад
That word "HOT" was SO dramatic i should play the drums ALSO i never heard of the permian extinction
@FancyPotato
@FancyPotato 10 дней назад
Pov: the backstory to that one minecraft server
@panko605
@panko605 3 года назад
“The sun is a deadly lazer” 3 years later “HERE COMES THE SUN”
@infinitevirus4826
@infinitevirus4826 3 года назад
loln't
@macrosan.
@macrosan. 3 года назад
Oh shit the sun is coming RUN RUN OH SHIT RUUUUUU-
@26mag
@26mag 3 года назад
Oop
@NotImpostoOG
@NotImpostoOG 3 года назад
I never thought of it like that ._.
@RenzoArchangel
@RenzoArchangel 3 года назад
The sun has arrived.
@wizardshark2928
@wizardshark2928 3 года назад
Portugal: “We need spices no matter what” Native Americans: “Shoot.”
@joshual.7900
@joshual.7900 3 года назад
We can make a reli- *no don’t*
@a2kvarnstrom80
@a2kvarnstrom80 3 года назад
d o n t
@kalecardenas9645
@kalecardenas9645 3 года назад
What if native Americans made guns and shot every one
@birddaddydetta
@birddaddydetta 3 года назад
S p e c e r i j e n
@inneeds1ksubs320
@inneeds1ksubs320 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HMsmelpoapU.html
@merijn5470
@merijn5470 26 дней назад
After many times watching this video, I spotted one mistake. At 14:24 it is said that Louis XIV got his head cut off during the french revolution, this is however not true(as I am sure someone already pointed out). Louis XIV, also known as The Sun King, died in 1715 as an absolute monarch. Louis XVI is the king that the video is referring to.
@kizi774
@kizi774 Месяц назад
This taught me more than my school history teacher covering this exact topic
@arciagadavidvincenta.894
@arciagadavidvincenta.894 3 года назад
Alt title: how to learn everything without learning anything
@SheekyDev
@SheekyDev 3 года назад
Yeah
@stinky6510
@stinky6510 3 года назад
@Autumn Dye but better
@npc-333
@npc-333 3 года назад
@@stinky6510 and funny
@esteng74dabs50
@esteng74dabs50 3 года назад
@Autumn Dye And speed running history
@whentheroach9964
@whentheroach9964 3 года назад
@Autumn Dye and useful
@littleferrhis
@littleferrhis 4 года назад
When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.
@KingFlame-dh8rs
@KingFlame-dh8rs 4 года назад
littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...
@brianaromero8101
@brianaromero8101 4 года назад
how i feel with APWH..
@t.e.a.r.3429
@t.e.a.r.3429 4 года назад
_"Bcz, that the way, I like to live my life... And I feel like everything's gonna be fine."_
@demmatterseducer5667
@demmatterseducer5667 4 года назад
I made a 98 page presentation about the history of the world with this video as a base
@demmatterseducer5667
@demmatterseducer5667 4 года назад
Got an A :)
@Faethorne
@Faethorne 11 дней назад
I watch this video like twice a year it’s fantastic
@heckYEAHman.
@heckYEAHman. Месяц назад
19:15 is honestly starting to seem like a realistic timeline and I don’t know how to feel about that
@blackwaterwolf
@blackwaterwolf Месяц назад
Well he definitely predicted AI, though I'm pretty sure it was known to be in the works back in 2016
@brodiemacleod1951
@brodiemacleod1951 Месяц назад
​@@blackwaterwolfwe were talking about generative AI since Turing in the 1950's, and were pretty close since 2015
@kiwijoe1926
@kiwijoe1926 3 года назад
I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be. bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.
@boogerrrrr
@boogerrrrr 3 года назад
Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge
@namorthegoat1215
@namorthegoat1215 3 года назад
Plot twist: bill is your mom
@shaqattack297
@shaqattack297 3 года назад
Plot twist: bill is the dying
@sleepywall7294
@sleepywall7294 3 года назад
plot twist: bill is bill
@estunpul
@estunpul 3 года назад
Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz
@PourLeCorps
@PourLeCorps 4 года назад
“Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war” Well, yes that is how that works
@tarrahforcier477
@tarrahforcier477 4 года назад
"Well that just sounds like no war but extra steps"
@JonhyBritschkaIs50percentGay
@JonhyBritschkaIs50percentGay 4 года назад
hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
@kiranmkota
@kiranmkota 4 года назад
thatsthejoke
@duck3819
@duck3819 4 года назад
Ye-yes, that's how war works
@solshields
@solshields 4 года назад
Cause the next war was 'world war'. The title of 'world war' implies there hasn't been a war involving numerous countries before.
@autismrizzard
@autismrizzard 21 день назад
Like 4 years ago I saw this and became so obsessed I have the entire thing memorised
@Idk44747
@Idk44747 5 дней назад
I’m convinced this guy is over simplified
@epianimates43
@epianimates43 3 года назад
this man made all of this and put NO MIDROLL ADS, HE DIDNT EVEN WANT A LOT IF MONEY FROM THIS VIDEO AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE 2 YEARS THE M A D L A D
@eljeffy
@eljeffy 3 года назад
my guy he legit got 94 million views. that’s almost 94 thousand dollars
@epianimates43
@epianimates43 3 года назад
@@eljeffy yeah but he couldve added midroll ads, probably getting him more,
@lilmiscarriage
@lilmiscarriage 3 года назад
Gneurshk
@peopleperson360
@peopleperson360 3 года назад
The maddest of all the lads
@Nyan0697
@Nyan0697 3 года назад
decidueye721 it would be a lot more like a million dollars
@KJisdope
@KJisdope 3 года назад
“Let’s have world peace!” “...sike” That just sums up the entire world
@LutasticLu
@LutasticLu 3 года назад
Too true
@Watso75e
@Watso75e 3 года назад
We could make a reli- No don't
@lindadianawati9064
@lindadianawati9064 3 года назад
@baimk3ce what?
@cyberhexreal
@cyberhexreal 3 года назад
@baimk3ce sorry i dont speak majapahit
@eggboi7460
@eggboi7460 3 года назад
Ye
@maddoxbms4696
@maddoxbms4696 4 дня назад
This video was the MVP of my AP World History class
@drawuniverse11
@drawuniverse11 5 дней назад
I love how nepal or Bhutan are not once mentioned in this video
@prowlinality
@prowlinality 2 года назад
i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"
@tntdineamite5091
@tntdineamite5091 2 года назад
same
@Bob78
@Bob78 2 года назад
sounds like it should be a jingle
@metotheworldisadeadlylaser2216
@metotheworldisadeadlylaser2216 2 года назад
Same it's great
@audenisarat8179
@audenisarat8179 2 года назад
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
@Drakeawake
@Drakeawake 2 года назад
Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol
@s0nn1
@s0nn1 4 года назад
'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.' Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.
@M0CH4_CUP
@M0CH4_CUP 4 года назад
Dont fry your brain again Denki!
@connie2263
@connie2263 4 года назад
no printer, just *faxs*
@LeeMaitland
@LeeMaitland 4 года назад
The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.
@dkhual07
@dkhual07 4 года назад
"Use metal straws" they said
@starkolixx
@starkolixx 4 года назад
Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this
@Treyfc
@Treyfc Месяц назад
Came back to rewatch and the third time is when I realize this is extraordinarily well written and put together. Thank you for this bill, genuinely
@AdriePerez18
@AdriePerez18 Месяц назад
I just visited my mother but I couldn’t stay because of stuff. Then I started to cry hard. Really hard. Then I turn to this video This video then helped me calm down. Thank you very much for existing
@rachelstanger6079
@rachelstanger6079 Месяц назад
Exactly the same for me. My dad visited me. I left. I cried. The world's a mess.
@afrofaeries
@afrofaeries 20 дней назад
I’m so sorry :-( ❤
@softboideku8381
@softboideku8381 4 года назад
teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes.. me:
@arksurvivor7372
@arksurvivor7372 4 года назад
he's right you have to do it in 19 minutes 25 seconds
@lendjudgment9432
@lendjudgment9432 4 года назад
Hello im Donald trump i started world war 3
@aedan6243
@aedan6243 4 года назад
Joseph joestar altern i know i read the news
@lgwhwhqhgevr9321
@lgwhwhqhgevr9321 4 года назад
The Sage ASSUMPTION OF GENDER?
@loserface3962
@loserface3962 4 года назад
i like trains
@drdandy5680
@drdandy5680 5 лет назад
Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world Him: *_INHALES_*
@aixide
@aixide 5 лет назад
Lol
@Mwheeler1227
@Mwheeler1227 5 лет назад
😂
@JasonBlooey
@JasonBlooey 5 лет назад
Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space.
@drdandy5680
@drdandy5680 5 лет назад
Training Wheelz I bet this guy can summarize the history of space Wait...
@belledonnas
@belledonnas 5 лет назад
Dr DanDy LMAO
@Red_Playsm
@Red_Playsm 25 дней назад
More info about Ghandi: he got bullied in South Africa out of a train (they still needed to think about it)
@jackbridge5780
@jackbridge5780 25 дней назад
He himself had to think about sleeping naked next to little girls to see.if he could control his urges.... And this man is celebrated
@BlueSteve
@BlueSteve 26 дней назад
Looking forward for part 2 in the next couple centuries!
@G.A.M.I.
@G.A.M.I. 3 года назад
"The sun is a deadly lazer" "And the dinosaur are gone"
@starguy8809
@starguy8809 3 года назад
My brain : And the dinosaurs argon.
@kane2875
@kane2875 3 года назад
Meanwhile,in the Ordovician Period... A star is a deadly laser! And Flat Landing went boom!
@MandMs05
@MandMs05 3 года назад
@@starguy8809 And the dinosaur's argon
@monodium8832
@monodium8832 3 года назад
Africa.
@toumassatos5445
@toumassatos5445 3 года назад
@@monodium8832 wtf
@gtoc9305
@gtoc9305 2 года назад
"They found greenland and iceland and named them accordingly" was the best
@infernus2438
@infernus2438 2 года назад
You can make a religion out of thi- *No, Don't.*
@user-zt2ld1uz8p
@user-zt2ld1uz8p 2 года назад
I agree
@hjecvatanabe1008
@hjecvatanabe1008 2 года назад
prankd
@iheardyoureadthis6507
@iheardyoureadthis6507 2 года назад
Agreed.
@nycolchapman6772
@nycolchapman6772 2 года назад
6 words the sun is deadly lazer
@swift1y
@swift1y Месяц назад
The idea that things just started being "alive" in the ocean with coded software of how to replicate itself is insane.
@WhizzerdSupreme
@WhizzerdSupreme Месяц назад
Except they didn't "just start" lol it took hundreds of millions of years of miniscule incremental changes and adaptations. So not insane at all
@UH-60_Blackhawk
@UH-60_Blackhawk 29 дней назад
​@@WhizzerdSupreme do YOU see tiny organisms in Europa's oceans?
@MalachP
@MalachP Месяц назад
This is truely one of the top ten videos on RU-vid, bill wurtz is the funniest guy I have ever known. Truely magnificent.
@neroquin
@neroquin 4 года назад
Don't pay attention for five seconds and you miss three eras
@itzaquagaming6218
@itzaquagaming6218 4 года назад
Ikr???
@smidge6704
@smidge6704 4 года назад
Lol they should show us this in class
@salty6506
@salty6506 4 года назад
72*
@jamieelmore1
@jamieelmore1 4 года назад
Thanks i had to read ur comment u made me missing it
@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 года назад
@@jamieelmore1 lol oof
@MK-fp5ns
@MK-fp5ns 4 года назад
Someone: "Hey Bill what's your favorite time period in history?" Bill: "yes"
@denamo8609
@denamo8609 4 года назад
yes
@ishikamahjabin6198
@ishikamahjabin6198 4 года назад
Im the 1K like.
@MrZeek-ce7nj
@MrZeek-ce7nj 4 года назад
M. Kantak Can you please tell me we’re this “Yes thing is coming from?”
@panzerfich
@panzerfich 4 года назад
​@@MrZeek-ce7nj I don't personally know but my first time hearing this "Yes" thing is when I heard a your mom joke
@spaceroxmai9449
@spaceroxmai9449 4 года назад
Y e s .
@AnArzonest
@AnArzonest Месяц назад
Bro made a video about everything and simplified it for our pea brains
@sonlaxx
@sonlaxx Месяц назад
I see so many people are trying to capitalize on this videos title style, yet fail to capture the actualy style and essence of this absolute classic.
@Micha-wz2ip
@Micha-wz2ip 3 года назад
*Everyone in France is chopping off other peoples heads* You could make a relig- no don't
@user-hq4zk6eg5n
@user-hq4zk6eg5n 3 года назад
Relig-
@spaceycosplays1298
@spaceycosplays1298 3 года назад
Lesbian pfp
@braverydoesstuff4063
@braverydoesstuff4063 3 года назад
There are layers to that joke because it actually happened for a short while
@gardeko7269
@gardeko7269 3 года назад
Yes do
@mia-rg9ob
@mia-rg9ob 3 года назад
@@spaceycosplays1298 is there anything wrong with it?
@joeh1776
@joeh1776 3 года назад
The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd
@lucyc5844
@lucyc5844 11 месяцев назад
was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice
@j-koster1258
@j-koster1258 10 месяцев назад
Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again
@user-iz6if2gp8y
@user-iz6if2gp8y 10 месяцев назад
Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54
@johaquila
@johaquila 10 месяцев назад
@@user-iz6if2gp8y That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars. On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.
@user-iz6if2gp8y
@user-iz6if2gp8y 10 месяцев назад
@@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks
@Your_favVal
@Your_favVal 12 дней назад
'''The sun is a deadly lazer'' love it
@onebear0_o
@onebear0_o Месяц назад
Why did I learn more from this than I have from the big box of people they call school that I went to for like ten years of my life? THIS IS AWESOME AND STILL REMAINS AWESOME TO THIS DAY
@saga2795
@saga2795 4 года назад
This entire thing was just China falling apart and coming together again lol
@apollojeanne9766
@apollojeanne9766 4 года назад
China is whole again
@apollojeanne9766
@apollojeanne9766 4 года назад
And then it broke again
@MemoriesInMonochrome
@MemoriesInMonochrome 4 года назад
China Don't Die It Multiplies. 😊🌟😉👍😏👏🏼
@ojie285
@ojie285 4 года назад
Yay it's back together again!
@fakie9233
@fakie9233 4 года назад
@@ojie285 it just split
@tinahill8904
@tinahill8904 Месяц назад
This one video has educated me more than 2 years of history classes have, in such a short amount of time too. Gotta love the memes as well! Peace, love, and history!
@thehoneycamper2634
@thehoneycamper2634 5 дней назад
the US decided racism is bad, and the world agreed, except, south africa, Rwanda, Serbia, China, Iran, North Korea, Japan, Botswana, Egypt, Isreal, Palestine, India, Pakistan and Bangledesh, Haiti, Russia, Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Turkey, Armenia, Iraq, Yemen, Somalia, Libya, Sudan, Niger, and Nigeria. Just to name a few that still need to get on that boat.
@theoriginalman9426
@theoriginalman9426 4 дня назад
Japan is racist?
@prodSXMMIT
@prodSXMMIT 2 дня назад
​​@@theoriginalman9426 yeah. Well not all of it, of course. Some people.
@Mrwayneps3225
@Mrwayneps3225 2 дня назад
Nigeria??? Japan??? Am I missing something here
@thehoneycamper2634
@thehoneycamper2634 2 дня назад
@Mrwayneps3225 Japan lacks any law which prohibits racial, ethnic, or religious discrimination. The country also has no national human rights institutions. Also, as recently as 2017, the UN has denounced Nigerias leadership for threats and an ultimatum telling the Igbo people of northern Nigeria to flee their homes, and urging other Nigerians to destroy igbo or kill igbo people that do not flee. Something that has also happened recently in Lagos, as recently as last year, 2023. But you know, ignorance sure is bliss isn't it?
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@boogiewoogie343 5 лет назад
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@pans0986 5 лет назад
444th like if you care
@Cyver01
@Cyver01 5 лет назад
Humans: *FIRST*
@TheWidowStewart
@TheWidowStewart 5 лет назад
@@Cyver01 XD XD XD XD
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