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Any other history joke compilations out there that I should check out?

Video has barely any history jokes and yet he still manages to find a history tangent for every joke. That's the skill of finding connections

Last time i visited Japan, Osaka. The local mall had posters warning tourists about chinese pickpockets. Pretty wild stuff.

"Dear God! The Queen's dead!" That did not age well

I don't know why but the American Midwest jokes always get me. The postcards with corn fields had me cry-laughing.

In the episode, Peter got really smart somehow, and thus insufferable, so, to "cure" him, they sent him to the stupidest city in America. Cutaway to him landing in Tucson.

I love how you explain the history behind these jokes. I hope you continue to do more family guy videos as they there are tons of history and family guy keeps who i love to the history of

Napoleon sent Polish troops to Haiti to help quell a “Prison Riot”. When the Polish arrived and realized that the French were using the Haitians as slaves; they were horrified and furious. The Polish knew what it was like to be bullied and refused to let it happen to Haiti. They joined the Haitian rebels and helped set Haiti free.

I adore watching him visibly try not to laugh sometimes when he knows that joke would get him some flack.

I *LOVE* the fact he immediately said BOSTON and he STILL got it right! Had me laughing!

History teachers are always the best, the only subject other than pe I loved being in was history regardless the grade y’all are really all into ur work and love making it more interesting for everyone thanks to all them history teachers out there y’all make a really stereotypical boring thing really fun

I love "reaction" content from people who know their stuff and add to what they are reacting to, thus we all learn a bit more :)

12:10 Nono, you missed the joke. That's before the earthquake. Haiti is just like that. The earthquake put the fires out.

Interesting to note. The founding fathers were actually aware of “all men created free and equal” being in contradiction to slavery. However in order to actually have a chance in hell of winning a revolution they needed the support (specifically the financial support) of wealthy southern slave owners. So they played a bit of real politic and kicked the can down the road for later generations to sort out.

"That's a good place to end it" That had me laughing so hard, keep up the great work!

10:20 "OH DEAR GOD THE QUEEN IS DEAD!" ....well then, its true now.

They’re called TIE’s, which is an abbreviation of Twin Ion Engine… and then whatever they are, fighter, interceptor, bomber.

As a Native American. I find all the jokes about natives amazing 😂😂

funfact: TIE fighters are called that because of engine designation(Twin Ion Engine). we actually have developed Ion engines back in like the late fifties, and they're pretty good once they get going, but take forever to get up to operating speed. think of it like a sportscar that maxes out at 120MPH, but takes 2 days to go from 0-60MPH.

The creator of Family Guy was actually scheduled to be on one of the planes that hit the towers. He missed his flight. There’s interviews where he discusses it. Despite the 9/11 jokes in the show, he really narrowly evaded death.

As a native Tucsonian, I can say that the joke is a representation of, well, I don't know. I go back to Tucson every year to visit and my manhood always makes it back home intact.

When he said, "When Princess Diana died in 90...whatever" I felt that. Even the history teachers dont care what year anything happened! lol

16:28 The joke here is that the word for "B00bs" in Italian is Seno (Sen in your calculator), that's why Chris asks if they're learning calculus.

Fun Fact about Haiti: Haiti was the first country to recognize Greece as an independent country 200 years ago in 1822. (In Greece we celebrate not our independence but the start of our revolution in 25th of March of 1821)

I’m a Native American and I can’t stop laughing at the jokes about us

The Scandinavian bakery (character is swedish) is actually pretty accurate for what we swedes call svengelska which basically means swenglish. It's when someone is speaking English but doesn't know a certain words so they say it in Swedish (often the person talking swenglish isn't good at English so they do have a pretty hard accent making the baker pretty realistic)

Fun fact Many koalas are lesbian

25:33 Pretty sure this is a reference to a Russian animation called “Hedgehog in the Fog”. It’s worth watching if you’re interested in Russian kids media from the 1970s.

You can actually walk across the entire state of Nebraska without leaving a corn feild. Also TIE stands for Twin Ion Engine, that is why they are callled TIE Fighters.

10:20 that didnt age well

My history teachers have always been my favs

The fact Peter was singing Iraq lobster instead of rock lobster is amazing

10:20 That one didn't age quite so well

Your reaction to the last joke was gold.

The German film studio gag reminds me of sometime told by the late Robin Williams. He said that the first time he was performing in Germany, he was on a German entertainment program and the female host asked him why he thought that Germans were bad at making comedies. He responded with "Well, do you think it might be because you killed all the funny people?", to which she replied "No."

Pink mustaches was Lyft. When Lyft first started drivers got giant mustaches to put on front of their cars

As someone from New Orleans, the one about the brass band second line is the greatest thing I've ever seen lmfao

10:20 I don't think that's how it happened.

11:18 As a Jew, I endorse that joke. It's actually a compliment for us.

Thank you for bringing up that point about Haiti, it's not just "oh the earthquake did that and they never recovered because poor", it's more than that. Once you dive deep into Haitian history, you start to realize why they're like this, and makes you respect them after everything the people have gone through. And a lot of it has to do with France. If you look at a pic of the Haiti-DR border, you can see that the DR is much greener than Haiti. Well, like you said, France wanted the colony to be extremely profitable. Not just sugar, but coffee too. They destroyed the soil by aggressively harvesting the same crops over and over again. Over the course of fifty years, a quarter of the colony was all coffee with the original forests cleared. They were also forced to export timber as part of paying off 90 million francs as compensation to France. The colonization, compensation and its effects, left a lasting impact on the country. That this republic, who successfully rebelled against their colonial masters and simply wanted to be their own thing free from colonization, and what did they get in return? Being forced to pay off a nearly impossible substantial amount of francs just to remain free. Why? Because France was jealous they were outsmarted by another race. And the US didn't even recognize them at the time! All of this, on top of what the Duvalier dynasty did to Haiti, is why Haiti is the way it is.

But nobody having rights technically counts as equal rights.

30:31 The stereotype is that we're miserable, painstaking workers. So, just the stereotype for all ex-Soviet states

Mexican here: I think the mexican funeral joke was making fun of the violence situation in Mexico and how a lot of people are killed every day it´s basically become normal, loved the vid man! :)

Seeing the queen joke now is strange

30:49 The "Obama" monument. That's a Digimon control spire.😅😉 "Spirit Needle!"

This is the kind of reaction content I enjoy, not just some dude in the corner making faces, but one where the person watching actually gives their own commentary, and in this case, shares lessons about stuff that I didn’t even know about. I would love to see if he ends up watching Bill Wurtz video on the history of Japan, or the history of the world.

21:04 there is a mountain called the Grand teton though which in french means big breasts

17:44 I 'member. In my country, they also dubbed it over and usually made a cohesive but still funny episode-by-episode story out of it. They even left the scenes with Takeshi and his right hand Ishikura in to tie it all together. I still love watching it from time to time.

I love how him knowing he shouldnt react to certain jokes makes it into kindve a try not to laugh challenge😂😂 love the vid!

10:18 So THATS what happened!

I don't know about Poland being great at Basketball but Lithuania is huge in the sport as far as I know. That could have served as a segue way to mention the Polish Lithuanian commonwealth.

11:00 I think the joke is that chargers are a huge portion of electronic waste, and peter is strangling a turtle with them because 'sorry, there's a new phone.'

3:45 Bruh, in my country that's wierd food warped in wierd things is acutally something and it's called "sarmale". It's just meat, grinded meat in, well grape leaves or cabage then boiles hard and it's actually good. Good food, trust me

Expanding with the corn jokes: Around 1900's i think we looked into corn and found out that its probably the best crop out there. Not only for food but for products. too many to list but i suggest looking it up, definitely interesting. Issues with corn however is that its taking up a LOT of farm space, and we are extremely over reliant on it for many products, so if a disease came through and wiped out corn, we'd be in big trouble.

17:06 As an Italian myself, I can confirm that this is how we communicate at family gatherings, or with other Italians

This is the type of reaction content that isn’t just a person watching a video and not talking, thanks for the fun video man!

“I gotta be careful to what I react to” was the funniest part💀🙏

The discomfort is real haha. Way to power through

11:50 No. The cutaway gag was about how Godzilla was about to attack Haiti, but Haiti was already destroyed from the earthquake. Godzilla's remark "Oh my god" was inferring that he was shocked at the level of destruction done to Haiti, implying that Godzilla was not going to do as much damage as what the earthquake did.

24:40 - Showed that one to a friend of mine from Iran and he said “We pronounce the W as “way”, but for the rest accurate.”

12:55 "But yeah we gotta think about that when we talk about that poverty" It's probably worth mentioning that shortly after Haiti won its independence, in order to prevent liberation becoming more widespread in the Americas, Thomas Jefferson pursued a policy of isolation preventing Haiti from participating in trade in the Atlantic, followed shortly by France threatening a naval assault if Haiti did not agree to pay 'reparations' to the nation of France and the French slave-owners for 'loss of property' (i.e. the human beings who had just won their freedom). Haiti was paying off that debt until 1947.

3:15 Arizona is so HOT they have a good Samaritan law..... If someone knocks on your door and asks for water, you have to give them some.

I gotta point out that when I saw you in that outfit, my first thought was "Oh, he's dressed like General Douglas McArthur" well before you said that's who you looked like. I love WW2 History

Turns out, another English settler lived in what is now Boston before the main Massachusetts Bay Area group showed up. William Blaxton from Lincolnshire, decided to join the Ferdinando Gorges Expedition in 1623. Ferdinando Gorges is the man heavily involved in British colonization of New England, including having a land grant for Maine, but never actually set foot in the Americas. Back to William. The expedition of 1623 was considered a failure and while most of his fellow settlers returned home, he decided to live on the Shawmut Peninsula (now old Boston) alone in 1625. William is ALSO the first to settle Rhode Island. This happened because he didn't like leaders of the Boston church, so he decided to move south to what is now Cumberland, Rhode Island. The first to settle Rhode Island in 1635, one year before Roger Williams founded the Providence Plantations.

I would of loved having you as a high school history teacher... Your historical knowledge is amazing and you have a great sense of humor!

I love how he can make history connections and still make it fun to watch

Devil's Tower is in the far east of Wyoming, just a few miles from the South Dakota state line. I drove there from LA once, and stopped in Yosemite and Grand Teton along the way. Best road trip ever.

10:20 That aged well.

at 3:06 i saw my man’s education career flash before his eyes if the administrators see it

29:19 I've lived in Tucson for almost three decades and I can tell you I have absolutely no idea what that joke was trying to imply. The only thing I can think of is that the city leans republican? It seemed like a hillbilly joke but Tucson is a university town with a great science program. (The University of Arizona, located in Tucson, built the mirrors for the James Webb Telescope!)

omg i loved Takeshi's castle, they aired over here in the uk too and a comedian over here did a commentary on it, so hilarious.

29:13 Not from Tucson, but I've been to Tucson enough to confirm, yes. It is full of idiots. Though, so is the rest of Arizona in general.

TIE fighter is an acronym, for Tandem Ion Engine.

As an armenian, I’m glad another teacher knows about the genocide.

4:38 that’s what she said

10:43 why paparazzi should be illegal everywhere:

America didn’t lose in Vietnam we chose not to win big difference

As a brazilian, I not only laughed at the football joke, but I also remembered a popular Brazilian meme, where in 2014 they started to build a football stadium, in which it was unfinished and abandoned, and the joke is, in the news, it was always said that it would be postponed to 1 year, so, for example: when will you wash the dishes? "it can still be finished this year"

The pink moustache meant that the elephant was from Lyft.

0:40 You look more like a Patton rather than a MacArthur especially with the helmet rather than a cap and corncob pipe...

Always crack on laughing that monument joke in the end😂

18:05 Titel Takeshi’s Castle Originaltitel 風雲!たけし城 1986-1989 -> this is history aka 0-3 years old for me

this was actually very entertaining😂 hilarious but informative at the same time!

2:00 Funny you mention the "picky and choosy" bit, considering the writers themselves are being picky and choosy, not even considering Hispanics white even though they consider Italians to be.

I'm aussie and we had a didgereedoo in the family for many years, my father was driving in the middle of nowhere here and had to stop for a pee, he wandered into the bush a little and found a pile of aboriginal artifacts including the digereedoo. Many years later we discovered that he had accidantly robbed a grave, the aboriginal artifacts were donated back to the local aboriginal community.

1. As an Arizona, both jokes were very accurate, what with Tuscon being our "undeservedly arrogant cousin" city 2. The Vietnam Memorial joke always gets to me because it's so goddamn audacious but done hilariously.

my man really went on about that Digeridoo innuendo.. just joshing you! 4:44

9:54 this joke has now officially aged horribly

16:32 Mr.Terry aint no simp

Having lived in Japan, the game shows were extremely crazy and funny.

I love the blocking the street gag one really fun to get into

I am an out of work history teacher myself. I always had a fit listening to Family Guy history. lol Peter almost changed my life lol

You know he wanted to laugh so bad at the last one 🤣

24:38 “A Northern Bird Flew Into My Nuts!” 😂😂😂

29:05 can confirm this is Tucson.

10:08 this British variation of Family Guy, Peter is trying to prove that he's related to the queen. and he needs a sample of her as DNA evidence.

1:29 bro shitted himself 😭

28:29 actually the 'TIE' stands for 'Twin Ion Engine'

29:29 yes

I really have to say that we need more history teachers like you. Most teachers start talking and you need 10 energy drinks to not fall asleep. 😂 Your stundents are really lucky to have such a cool teacher 🙂