MARIO MADE A WHOLE THANKSGIVING DINNER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯 SONIC.EXE MICROWAVED THE RESTS OF YESTERDAY'S LUNCH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Oi remember when I was tiny fetus.... inside my mama mia's womb.... I was a gamer ever since conception...... The other sperms couldn't beat me to the uterus because I was so epic and pro at speedrunning.... All these days of stomping... KOOPAS!! at the arcade inside my mother's womb's local laundromat gave me strength to face RETRO MARIO in the song SORETRO, exclusive to the Friday Night Funkin' mod 'Hit Single (Real)' and obtained within the sister game 'Garn47'. There were so many pipes in the epic Mario Bro. RETRO GAME HIGH SCORE Sadly I couldn't fucking play maror in the STUPID maroo movie because CHRIS PRATT HOGGED MY SPOT!!!!!! and also because Masahiro Samurai (famed creator of Pinkmin) didn't call me back after I graced him with a 3 AM phone call where I felt generous enough to not only tell him I was available for the role of Mario, but also showcased MULTIPLE, EPIC IMPRESSIONS of iconic Nintendo characters, such as Mario himself, Mr. Game & Watch, Wolf and Dr. Mario. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
