HiveSwap FriendSim Act 8: Chixie Roixmr [NO COMMENTARY] 

19:13 tHE PLAYER IS DRESSED AS NERVOUS BROAD IM GOING TO CRY

I literally groaned when Zebruh walked in

I was struggling with how to pronounce her name, but I've come to the conclusion that it should be Roy-mer, like with a French quiet x. That would make her name very similar to 'rhymer,' which would be appropriate for a singer/songwriter.

her rap for u guys: You like that? /I wrote it You hit that?/ I own it Comin’ in hot / tryna steal my spot Just grab my bulge and deepthroat it Paint your claws red/ paint your mouth brown Acting like you know what’s like down here on the ground But it’s imitation/ I got no expectation / this is your final station You aren’t gonna hit higher than this collaboration So kill me/cull me / call the drones It won’t change a bit of what they all know When you’re a thief/what do you expect I beat you all square/hey/show some respect

18:15 DAMMEK!?

zebruh: hes just a teal lmao. business ownership is too ambitious for a midblood me, a libra as well as a known lover of tyzias, tagora, tegiri, and terezi (seriously i stan these guys): fucking excuse me

Man the good ending just reminds me of Aggressive Retsuko with her flipping her shit and going on a diss-track

19:17 Okay but can we!! talk about the fact that the player is wearing Nervous Dame from Problem Sleuth's get-up? Because that's something that's really standing out to me right now and also I love it

my immediate response was perish when zebruh showed up

Whelp. Chixie is best troll waifu

is this the first official moirailship in friendsi we see here? Cause both victories end up in a very moirail like ending

When Zebruh entered the wish of all of us was that he would fall and die, don't touch Chixie >:[

if that was dammek i will shit myself

I fucking honestly had the hairs on my neck stand up and I went into a fight or flight response when I read zebruh

I love her.

Despite not being a mega homestuck/hiveswap fan, I think I admire over Chixie and fangirl internally over Mavrus. And I'm disappointed to be the same stars with Zebruh cuz' he's a douche... -Giftbox

YES!!! yes shes the new favorite

2:25 I didn't expect to be exposed like that wtf 😂

You got off the hook this time... Zebruh...

Chixie noixmir my opinion on her pronounce: Chik-Si Rowaks-mir She is prolly Joey in disguise

18:20 I wonder if the troll in sunglasses was Dammek?

ngl, the Reader in a revealing floaty purple dress sounds pretty hot Also, "Poisonous Moon" does sound like a great song title

zebruh has made me gag multiple times so far

MOIRAILLLS

I think her last name is vaguely French? Like roy-MEER

Wow, what a wind

this confirms that trolls are in fact, hemaphrodites

Is her song country roads alabama?

when zebruh came in i said THERES MY BOY and smiled :)

I always pronounced it roy-s-mr

She's literally me

The beat doesnt fit the rap battle tho

JESUS FUCK THESE ARE COMING OUT QUICK.

????

!!!!

Doesn’t she die?

Can you guys stop saying bad stuff about Zebruh? He deserves better, even though he's much of a jerk (kind of like Fassy's roles).

Am I the only one who thinks Zebruh did nothing wrong and Chixie is just problematic/way too selfless?