Hoi4: What If Germany Does Nothing Wrong 

In this universe, Mr. Adolph came out with his award winning book, Mein Easy Time. A book declaring that all Germans must assemble and preserve… things in a factory.

"It's relaxing game, it's time to be happy" _switches to war economy_

Hitler decided that if he couldn’t get into art school he would make his mom proud some other way

imagine the faces of people like Churchill when turns out that Moustacheman really is not an aggressor and appeasement was good

Ahh yes my favorite late 30's quote "I feel like you may be, just a bit too warmongery for my taste." -Hitler on receiving Mussolini's Italy into the Axis 1939 Colorized

Fun fact about Afghanistan during WW2, The King of Afghanistan Zahir Shah, would send mustacheguy a letter almost every month informing him he was praying for his victory daily. So it makes sense he would be interested in an alliance.

Adolph in this timeline: "Any alliance whose purpose is not to wage peace is senseless and useless."

Alternate title: Getting the Puppetmaster achievement in the dumbest way possible

>Be Germany >mind your own business >hated and mistreated anyways

Why does stak unironically have a voice for for like a documentary or something like that? Very soothing as well

Just me or is staks voice nice to listen to

Therapist: it's OK, a Balkanised Russia does not exist. Stakuyi: And for my next move...

Everyone got what they wanted for Christmas except the USSR, Italy, and China who got demolished by Japan off screen.

Hope we’ve all had a nice Christmas.

Adolph the rednose fuehrer. Had a very shiny Poland. And if you ever saw him, hed be in the French lowland.

" aren't we supposed to be the baddies?"

Stak unironically having a perfect asmr voice was unexpected

"Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Frieden?! Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?!"

I usually play Germany like this. the UK goes out of their way to get into a war with Germany.

United Kingdom: No Germany you were supposed to invade Poland so that then me and France can declare war on you- oh.

"Are we the goodies?"

Stakuyi's WW2 Anti-Soviet Pact looks disturbingly like a Yahtzee-led NATO. 😂

In this timeline: AH is the best politician of all time Europe is very peaceful Germany maintains their high quality of life AH's book is a bestseller

Me, a czech seeing that czechoslovakia still exists: *"Yes, g o o d"*

"i think that we have made a very peaceful world" casually says on 100% world tension

HoI4: Friendship is German Magic.

We love you too Stak (and your voice, for that matter)

17:28 On my first ever good germany run I balkanised everyone (because I loved having a bunch of puppets and liked the many flavours put into the game), my game was basically dead afterwards

When the mustache man gets accepted in the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna

He defeated his enemies with the power of friendship.

Now it's just hoping all these friendships don't lead to a repetition of the Great War Could you imagine, a second Great War? It would be devastating

The USSR has decisions to send ultimatum to the Balkans and their foreign policy allows a lot of peaceful expansion. I would like to see you go on in this same vein and show how much Stalin can expand without war. and yes, grab Spain too.

It reflects reality, UK and US declared war on Germany and Italy for geopolitical reasons, not morale reasons.

By lebensraum he actually meant peace for all races and people

Just like real life

I'm glad mate that i could be there with you, for past few years. I watched you grow, and i hope you will get more and more views, supporters and everything. This channel, your podcasts, you deserve it. Have a good new year mate

You could not even say his name, because your video would have been demonetized. That's how much they fear him.

You are probably my favorite RU-vidr, your videos are always entertaining and i love watching them or just listening to them. I love you stak, this community loves you.

This was REALLY weird. CCCP would have no reason to invade Finland unless Germany first took half of Poland. Also CCCP collapsed all to easy compared to Operation Barbarossa. The beginning of Operation Barbarossa was that H1tl3r convinced St4l1n to kill all his best officers. That never happened in your scenario.

Thank you Stak

"what if"? they already did nothing wrong ;)

I love your casual voice! You are truly blessed, my guy

Stakuyi its been an a chaotic year but your content always shined through and gave us happiness and for that i thank you, here's to a brighter future!

Honestly a nice chill video. Merry Christmas Stak and family

Love you stakuyi, keep going like you are!

,,If you want peace, prepare for war" - some Roman general

19:06 reminds me of that one scene with the president from monsters vs aliens: "this is all about... peaceful communication." "Yes mr. president"

AH invading Italy: This is a peaceful declaration of war

What did Germany ever do wrong?

I got hoi4 this Christmas and slowly but surely I shall get all these updates and am willing to answer questions for those who forgot what the first version of the game was like :)

First off I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and secondly your voice is one of the most smoothest voices I have ever heard

Such a calming watch, merry Christmas and happy new year Stak!

Implying it did

In fact Soviets would never attack Finland if not being paranoid of Finland immediately joining Germany in its war with Soviet Union. Devs should consider Soviet AI to be calmed down and restrained against Finland in case Germany is peaceful.

So what happens after this: Japan probably goes for Sahkalin, China, and tries a Pro-Gamer Move against the United States The Entente, who have been gearing up for a war this entire time, tell Japan "No." Germany realises that some of the pacific islands lost in the first great war are rightful German clay, and seek to preserve world peace by limiting Japan's expansion. Via a declaration of war. Home islands get landed on by basically the entire world at this point, Japan gets balkanised, parts of China get turned into a German puppet to prevent the spread of communism. No further large wars are declared. France proceeds to spend the next 30 years malding at Germany for just standing there peacefully. The end.

Thank you for the content, best of luck to you for next year!

it's not war, it's peace keeping.

I swear I’ve heard your real voice before on a RU-vid short, you’ve done in the past but good job and I hope you have a happy new year and I hope you and family haha wonderful Christmas ❤

Thanks for all the amazing content Stak

This gives me a happy feeling that fills the void of the Mt. Dew flavor we never got.

When did Germany ever do anything wrong?

Episode 58 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Ferdinand Dawnclaw - the Lord Protector - in the Griffonian Empire (allow the soldiers to storm the palace).

Low key like the chill demeanor more. Happy holidays!

I actually don't know what to say You didn't have any direct colonies You didn't annex anything directly except for Austria You only declared war to protect another country You did Nothing wrong Like you were better than the Allies

You can only be peaceful if you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of great violence you are not peaceful, you are harmless. - Some Guy

So… historical?

Calmer Stakuyi. It's nice Also 10:10 "We'll achieve peace in our time. Wether you like it or not."

Thank you, Stakuyi.

That is a bold Title😅😂

Your voice is relaxing!

You made not only a peaceful world, but also a slow game. Happy holidays!

If germany does nothing wrong you get world war 1 instead of world war 2, which will then lead to world war 2. You'll have to change the british before world war 1 if you want to actually change things.

What do you mean... Germany did nothing wrong.

"if"

This was a very nice upload, thank you.

I really like ur voice man it's great for radio or movies. And I love the history u teach us .great video as always good sir

Would be fun to just let the game run for a couple of years to see what happens.

Was expecting a historical game...

Stakuyi= the best hoi4 youtuber and my personal favorite youtuber

I cant believe it took me this long to watch one of your full videos instead of just shorts

Do this with Japan

Im edging to your voice and videos ( Ingame ) Greetings and happy Holidays to everyone!

I love the natural voice! I definitely know the struggle of pitch raising to sound more jovial

theory: stakuyi is actually the simple history guy and stakuyi just puts on hair for stakuyi

Merry Christmas!

What are you talking about? They did nothing wrong.

This was great. Loved it!!!

Your natural voice reminds me of audiobooks or documentarys I would listen to while going to bed

Should do Japan becomes Peaceful! lol

8:58 as a Moldovan i can confirm that Transylvania is in no way Hungarian😅 Otherwise love your videos Happy New Year to everyone

And a very late merry christmas to you stak.

"Well no, I actually caused the most..." lol.

They never did.

So you're playing historical?

If this is the voice Stak uses for the pod I might have to make that my bedtime podcast, his voice is so soothing.

Hope you had a good Christmas and everyone else or just a great holiday

I didn't see the video yet but it's cool to finally see you play TNO!

Fun fact: you already live in the timeline where Germany did nothing wrong.

“Peaceful declaration of war” lol

Words Cannot Describe How Much I Love This Man ❤