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Do not under any circumstance Touch that carrot!!!

6:05, Am I the only one here who finds it extremely remarkable that "the large cat" can be bathed so easily at all?

I love his dog, 5 miles!!We named our sofa “the gym” so we can tell people we’re going to the gym everyday.

@8:35 Told a pilot to be careful not to speed and he laughed so dang hard. It was the best lol

I wonder howlong it took that poor soul to realize it was Granny sending him the card...

Uuummm, about the back scratch guy: that only happens when you're doing a certain thing, and it's NOT fighting. 😆

michael jacksons pronouns he/he 😆 😆 love it

"He/she is biodegradable" is always a good answer if someone asks you to say something nice about someone they know that you loathe. As a way of saying, "no, actually I don't see anything good in them." Works well as long as the enemy in question is not the Terminator.

Some context on the cat post: The puma's name is Messi. He's from Russia, and he has his own youtube channel. He did not escape. In this picture, he is being bathed by his owners. He can't be released into the wild nor live in animal sanctuaries due to health issues.

Yeah, about that visit to his ex's house... they're more than alright.

Most of these flip over to the next one before I’ve had a chance to read them! I don’t wanna have to pause all the time!😮

I keep looking over that Tesla one and thinking .. is that real? There is no way that can be real. Come one no one is that damn stupid. Then I think back to a person who started a fire in their bedroom that I do know, as they decided to clean the dust on their dirty Dyson Fan using water while it was on (so it sucked in the water and shorted). They thought the big round ring did all the air movement. So then I realize yeah that Tesla one is likely real lol.

These were extra funny today. Thanks ❤

12:18 That could go either way... I hope it didn't continue with: "I told you so many times, we don't find chocolate color beautiful in our household!"

6:02, That same cat hangs around my house at night. My goats really hate that cat.

5:03: The head of a school is the Principal (PAL), not Principle! AARGH! A "principle" is an idea.

2:47 Who said they were eating the carrot? More importantly, what were you doing in your roommate's shower? 7:54 This one took me for a few seconds before I realised they were levels, not ages.

2:42 Reminds me of an anectode about Donald and Ivanka walking to his tower, when she asked him why he wouldn't give anything...

I don't get the morgue one.

0:45 What an OLD one. First saw it In the Montreal Gazette in the 1990's, and it was a reprint from a rubrique. 2:50 Nobody eat carrots in that shower, but that carrot still goes/went inside the roommate...

I think the funniest part of it all is the people in the comments who clearly don't get the sarcasm of most of the posts in the video and take them literally XD

Thanks!

12:25 don’t get it. I thought of three reasons (all of which mean I am probably going to hell)

7:45 I don't get it. 🤔

4:24 Just give him the "Apologie of Sokrates" by Platon... he had quite some things to say about afterlife.

4:26 there is a hell of a lot more wrong with that

9:36 It's Joshua, rhymes with Iowa.

I agree...

You should list the group where you found these

5:45 Good on you (that your [sugar]daddy bought you a Tesla). Sadly bad for the enviroment (due to the fact you wont drive the 1 200 000 km to break even on the energy balance [needed to produce just the batteries]).

3:37 “one of my identical twins…” Wouldn’t that mean that someone is a triplet and how would a person know that it was the third triplet that was spare parts? Spare parts could refer to the person who posted a response. Or should it have been worded as “one of my twin siblings…” …confused…

9:35 Hmmm -- so many to choose: Jex Ass (Jackass named themselves after this), Jew York... but okay, pick an un-funny one ^^

4:47 …says the person who’s never taken a bio class or gone down the hair care aisle at the drugstore.

3:46 Dump him!

10:35 hes....a teacher?

2:49 You do realise that carrot is not for eating?

3:12 S/t between 28 and 42...

Some are so hard to read and they have that horrible musak

What is the reason we all think morgues like to hire women?