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Holy Tech Support | Net Positive with John Crist 

Net Positive with John Crist
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Jason Aldean is in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian Batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Celebrity wood brags (18:02)
Megachurch pastor goes off (43:22)
The worst robbery of all time (1:06:40)
Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:21:00)
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Комментарии : 29   
@antisocialbutterfly5664
@antisocialbutterfly5664 7 месяцев назад
“Like, I’m gonna watch a MOVIE?” Yes. 😂😂😂😂
@eternalpeaceandjoy
@eternalpeaceandjoy Год назад
“We’ve got to stop caring” Check your heart, dude 🤣🤣🤣
@glamgal28
@glamgal28 Год назад
I'm with John about watching movies. I can't remember the last time I watched one. Sometimes I do come to RU-vid and watch the trailer and im good 😂
@ashleighlecount
@ashleighlecount Год назад
My husband and I had such a good time at your show at the Elkhart Co fair last weekend!
@rebeccaneudorf1385
@rebeccaneudorf1385 3 месяца назад
“Short show”… proceeds to still have an hour 38 minute episode 😆
@alliecastro05
@alliecastro05 7 месяцев назад
In regards to your SpongeBob comment, the show was originally made to be a Simpson-like show (without all the vulgarity) for adults, but kids got into it and the makers had to change their demographics. And honestly I tried to let my kids watch it because I was obsessed with SpongeBob as a kid and I had to turn it off because it does have quite a bit of adult humor and uses a lot of language that some parents may not care about but I don’t like my young kids to be hearing. But me and my childhood best friend still use SpongeBob references when talking to each other all the time lol. SpongeBob is timeless😂
@samwagler6676
@samwagler6676 Год назад
Excuse.. ME!! *jumps off stool*
@alliecastro05
@alliecastro05 7 месяцев назад
I never really recognized that I felt this embarrassment until ordering water got brought up, but for me it’s the opposite. Every Sunday after church my entire family goes to lunch together. Everybody, except for my husband and I, order waters and maybe coffee but we order sodas. I also noticed through this that I feel embarrassed to order Mountain Dew at anytime because for some reason it feels like a kids drink, but it’s my favorite and I don’t think I’ll ever stop drinking it lol. Even more so, I usually get lunch (not a big breakfast person) when we go out after church but even when I sometimes get an omelette I like to order a Pepsi with it and my whole family gets on me when I proceed to eat my side pancakes and wash it down with a Pepsi 😅 Still, not gonna stop 💁🏼‍♀️
@timothytraver5918
@timothytraver5918 Год назад
1:22:34 They left? Embarrassment + leaving with NO cinnamon rolls = a Net Negative.
@Mathachew
@Mathachew Год назад
Back in 2009, the UK Prime Minister gifted Barack Obama a pen holder made from wood of the HMS Gannet, a British ship that was part of trade protection, anti-slavery and long term surveying efforts in the late 1800s, which is a really cool gift. In response, the Obama administration gifted the PM 25 DVDs of classic American films, which wouldn't work in the UK because of region locking....
@baileydubs
@baileydubs Год назад
I’ve done the phone call to turn the right direction before 😂
@JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911
@JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 Год назад
I’m the Vietnam war we assisted the south Vietnamese against the communists of north Vietnam
@carolinelvsewe
@carolinelvsewe Год назад
At the judgement seat their homes will be “wood hay and stumble”
@glamgal28
@glamgal28 Год назад
the wood video was funny, but I was wanting a custom made wood vanity but after the quote I received...I was like the ikea pieces will have to work😅
@samwagler6676
@samwagler6676 Год назад
I was at the fair
@mandyjamcknight
@mandyjamcknight Год назад
worst case of "attempted burglary" eva!
@juliedwiningerspille2403
@juliedwiningerspille2403 8 месяцев назад
I can tell you never had to share WiFi with your siblings!
@jaimemargaret5038
@jaimemargaret5038 10 месяцев назад
We did go to help but it was the deadliest war for our country
@angie7164
@angie7164 Год назад
Nick Offerman is the real life Ron Swanson and does wood work. He sells it, teaches it and has books. I would totally brag if I had a piece from him. Look up the piece he and Chris Pratt made.
@sarahbotha8090
@sarahbotha8090 Год назад
I think he had that wood shipped in for his crib story...
@vanessajanik4623
@vanessajanik4623 Год назад
My 18 yr old son went to see the Barbie movie w/a guy friend & 3 female friends. They all wore at least one pink piece of clothing. I was like really? My kid is pretty much down for anything social. Not mad at it but was a little puzzled at first. 😆
@glamgal28
@glamgal28 Год назад
I have seen so many pics and videos going around everyone in their pink going to see Barbie.
@sarahbotha8090
@sarahbotha8090 Год назад
the Israelites made the sheetrock...lol
@geoffdruin3714
@geoffdruin3714 Год назад
Who in the world was y’alls history teacher? 😂
@tennessee5405
@tennessee5405 Год назад
Better to shy away from history on this podcast. Poor Vietnam
@lep1976
@lep1976 9 месяцев назад
I have followed your career for quite awhile. You are entertaining. Period. It is a little concerning though that as a Christian you don't seem to know basic details about biblical stories (unless that is ALSO part of the comedy). For example, you REALLY didn't know that Moses received two stone tablets from God that He wrote with his own finger? Really? Were you even homeschooled? 😆 Even more confusing is when you'll throw out a specific verse (with help) to make a pretty cool relevant point. John, you always crack me up and this podcast is VERY good. Thanks.
@Gesegirl
@Gesegirl Год назад
Everyone has there own opinion on the song, but the meaning means more then anything….its a stance. I know we won’t agree on all things but it won’t keep me from loving all your content…that’s how it should be!
@jaimemargaret5038
@jaimemargaret5038 10 месяцев назад
I don't think they were smashed
@alliecastro05
@alliecastro05 7 месяцев назад
The first set was smashed then God had Moses bring up a second set and He wrote on the new ones which were not broken.
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