Homestuck: by someone who never read Homestuck (Animation) 

ToxiCurE god yes please

Definitely!

*In White's voice* Oh god yes

Please

Karkat is my son

I mean.... probably?

Alastair Casey AM I WRONG? (No, am I? WTF is Homestuck?)

Well... she does care about the Law, a lot.

What if they don't even have taxes, what if the empress just takes their stuff whenever she wants.

insufferableCrab Lines up with Dammek's beliefs, anyway.

wagadeki That's what everyone wishes, but once you sell your soul to Hussie there is no going back.

^^^^THAT^^^^ I have the spurb logo tattooed on my right wrist.. my soul is gone.. xD And my internet persona you see in my profile pic even has the candycorn colored horns fjsjdjdjc

Its too late we already sell our souls to hussie

Same. Sadly my soul has already been sold to Hussie.

bitch me too

"The mask but gone wrong" got me

Gamzee seems like he's the one who's always high to me he just seems like he's high most of the time

@@TiredEyePilot It was a character trait that he was murderous when sober.

This is actually quite correct

Ok, have your way dear gay master

she actually is too

@Angel115 gz and move, dipshit

My sister told me it was about guys with nine genitals who are really horny

How accurate is that lmao

your username is incredible

@@ether3alrune thank you

As someone who has read homestuck I can confirm that this is accurate

i was just gonna say that lmfao

Yeah same, i kinda try to stay away from it

@@yakineko6635 *sniffs* im so proud of you for staying away from homestuck i dont know you but good job i sold my soul to hussie

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chutes* lol

+Luigicat11 XD It would seem I can't speak English, despite the fact that it is my first language.

Void And Cold Yeah. Hopefully you got that I was doing an impression of someone. XD

+Luigicat11 who?

Void And Cold Well, since she's basically a walking spoiler, I'm gonna have to ask if you've gotten to Act 6 yet.

Sabrina Riley oh honey

It's much more complex than this :V

It's 4.13% factual

yes of course there are two gemini signs and sagittarius was fake all along

4.13%? I assume there's a detailed synopsis somewhere now. I'm not asking for it. It's just headcanon now, for me.

darkdreamer871 this is wrong

@@askeleton5337 r/wooooooosh

Im bait dummy

@@jasonnguyen6820 r/wooshception

@@jasonnguyen6820 woosh indeed

Nice

If anyone is 420 the troll it’s Gamzee. Mofo is almost always stoned on slime pies

Stroodle the best troll

I literally was on that part 👁👄👁

Nah nah nah it's the other way around honk

Gemini 2: electric boogaloo

Gemini 2: Reloaded

No shit sherlock

Yeah... I normally show them the "DON'T WATCH HOMESTUCK" video.

Spoilers? Like, huge spoilers? Horrible idea, i think.

Beautiful Alley Well yes, but actually no

No it's not actually 😂

I HOPEd I would find you commenting here, thought it would be a bit more RAGE filled. My puns are bad.

Leijon Legion you are the VOID of comedy.

Makara Gaming What can I say other than sorry that my jokes didn't take your BREATH away. They're pretty LIGHT after all. If I were to actually try it would be a BLOODly mess. I HOPE you don't MIND it but all these puns come from the HEART, completely deVOID of RAGE behind them. Man we're DOOMed to spend our LIFETIME to make these puns, aren't we, I should stop wasting text SPACE and be on my way.

Leijon Legion wow

Makara Gaming sorry, I over did it.

Kadel Animates Get out while you can. For your own sanity

Too late. I'm already at the part where Kanaya shows up and saws Eridan in half after slapping Vriska and kicking Gamzee in the balls. Now Vriska sees her as her new Kismesiss after what she did to Tavros.

Sorry, but I've already invested my time into it this far, might as well keep going.

Run

Towards Homestuck? :?

same tho

homestuck is, and will always be. it's stuck in a infinite time loop after all.

Hello from 2021 :D

2021 wassuppp

yo.

i really like 420 the troll

Tat face tho

im actually impressed. shes not far off

@@ShetShetSheenHeads And Taurosa

And Josh

Queen Bee HHH DAVEKAT!!

wholesome

eresil HECKITY YEAH DAVEKAT

Carley Renk that is probably one of the nicest comments I've ever received

Should I read it?

Onerva Teiste Go ahead! Just a warning though, it's very long and gets pretty confusing at times. But if you can look past that, it's pretty great, from what I've read so far.

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lol your pfp XD

that stuck? homed.

before i read homestuck i thought everyone was a troll and actually slapped myself when i started it

I was the last in my friend group to start read homestuck but the first to finish it and, I very quickly went from yay silly lil clown guy go brrrr :0) to oh crap no Gamzee spare Karkat please :C

did u finish the thing

@armageddongirl612 Yep! It took a long time and I am never doing it again, but I enjoyed it!

@@-raecat- i read homestuck 4 times, not counting watching and re-watching youtubers read it

Where can I read homestuck in order it looks fun

OH NO. ITS TOO LATE FOR YOU. WE CAN'T SAVE YOU