Honest Bass Pro Shops Employee

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Carhartt, Wrangler, Mossy Oak...that's the redneck holy trinity." Comedian John Crist imagines what Bass Pro Shops employees would really say if they were honest.
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@TroutWest 4 года назад

"Bass Bro Shops." So simple. Yet nobody's said it until now.

@SJSU_Spartan 4 года назад

Genius 😂

@bloodywellright2870 3 года назад

So expensive.

@RaV_1999 3 года назад

Lol

@TheMoonEcat 3 года назад

I am just one of the guys! *adjusts the bra* Yeppers! *belch and adjust the baseball cap*

@nittanyburg20 4 года назад

“I don’t know what the logo means but I have the sticker on my truck” Way too accurate

@dogguy8603 3 года назад

Before browning died: *be one of the most influential firearm designers/engineers in all of human history* Browning after John Moses died: everyone and their girlfriend has the browning sticker on their vehicle

@twintwo278 3 года назад

Right!!

@MikeTheBaller69 3 года назад

It’s a deer head…

@sophia_0335 4 года назад

When he talked about the clothes colors I didn't even see any clothing.

@Joseph-tn3wn 4 года назад

Me either

@ashlynnshoolroy28 4 года назад

They were camouflaged! That’s why I couldn’t see them 😮

@gretals9782 4 года назад

Yeah the racks were completely empty

@goodmorning4498 4 года назад

There were clothes there? Jeez. I think I need some glasses.

@dancetillyoudrop4543 4 года назад

This is top quality humor

@chloek7573 4 года назад

I would have guessed that he was going to go to Cracker Barrel for dinner afterwards....

@mandolinbrown4987 4 года назад

YES😂

@scottieray 4 года назад

Cracker Barrel is more for the Subaru crowd.

@laylarosebird7140 4 года назад

No, that’s breakfast

@justinakers3196 3 года назад

He would just go to hemingways upstairs

@dbrandon4528 3 года назад

If you’re at good bass pro... they’ll have a restaurant inside

@LeBeautiful 4 года назад

“The Joe Biden apparel hasn’t come in yet” 💀💀 and the bass pro shops sticker ain’t ever more true

@TheFLOPY3032 4 года назад

Hahhaha ! Sorry grandpa Joe forgot about it .

@victoriarubio1759 4 года назад

Jamie Newman so true

@1wtrahan 3 года назад

Ha “ let’s make America fail again” it should read . 😂😂😂

@samcalven12 3 года назад

@@1wtrahan 😅 there has been a crisis and wars starting under every Republican president when are Republicans gonna make America great again?

@1wtrahan 3 года назад

@@samcalven12 well heck you could’ve answered that yourself, when the Republicans get back the office and senate , remember they have a lot of fixing to do after the Democrats get out again ,. Vote Trump don’t forget 🙂👍

@ATebbs1 4 года назад

So funny! 😂I’m still trying to figure out the deer, stump, Turkey quote...that messed with my head 🤣🤣🤣

@certainlyitis 4 года назад

Me too. If you figure it out come back and share the wisdom.

@rubiesofgold7698 4 года назад

I think it means that Turkeys are easier to scare than deer. So they are probably claiming that Turkey hunters are extra good. LOL!

@brideoflevi 4 года назад

You can hunt a deer from a tree stand and they will still walk by even if you aren't perfectly still or well camoflauged. Turkeys have excellent eyesight and are stinkin suspicious. You pretty much need one of the suits that makes you look like a bush, plus absolute silence and stillness to maybe get a shot. I'd rather hunt deer any day 😂

@michellem5647 4 года назад

U ain’t the only one

@laurawilliams188 4 года назад

ATebbs1 sameeee

@Sadgirlhours65 4 года назад

“...harvesting the fields...or starting meth lab” OMG WOWive never heard something more controversially true

@rebeccarichmond1443 4 года назад

"I've never seen a female here, but you know, fingers crossed." 😣😣😣

@ginabell694 4 года назад

Clearly he's never been to the same ones my mom, sister or grandmother went to. Lol

@capt.bukowski3086 4 года назад

I seen them before

@serenitycampbell1067 4 года назад

He obviously doesn’t work at the one near me 🤷🏼‍♀️

@paintbrushes9329 4 года назад

lol

@craigrobinson7672 4 года назад

Serenity Campbell he doesn’t work at one he just makes it for comedy

@hannahschell5880 4 года назад

"Cabela? That's what I'm going to name my first daughter." I know a guy who actually did.

@AnnabellaRedwood 4 года назад

Hahaha! That's brilliant.

@gretals9782 4 года назад

It's actually a nice name

@theresafay7184 4 года назад

My friend's baby boy is named Case!!

@denisemayosky1955 4 года назад

Why am I not surprised?😂

@stephaniehawkins2920 4 года назад

@@theresafay7184 what an interesting choice.

@praileysinclair 4 года назад

“we should just call it Bass Bro Shops”😂👏🏻

@Country-boy_09 4 года назад

I live near Memphis and our basspro is in the shape of a pyramid and has a glass elevator up to the top a river with huge fish in it a hotel you can stay at a bowling alley and several restaurants it’s awsome

@delaineyjohnson8238 4 года назад

Yes! I dropped $700 a night to stay there. Worth it. :)

@cmac1100 4 года назад

Thats on the bucket list, but we got the granddaddy here in Springfield. Its not as big, but its the first!

@noahmaruschak5823 4 года назад

Dude I stayed there awesome place!

@mjw9310 4 года назад

Is it weird that I just Googled it to see pictures? 😁

@teresa4645 4 года назад

I nearly ran off the road trying to get a good look at the bass pro shop there when I went to the Beale Street Festival several years ago

@strawbeebop 4 года назад

As someone who used to work at a Bass Pro... this is accurate.

@tylermorris5696 4 года назад

Okay this is a headless manican with a sledge hammer for some reason 😂😂😂

@rindjint3205 3 года назад

*mannequin

@ServeGod33 4 года назад

The camo recliner line "or have your wife divorce you" is exactly what would happen if that appeared in our living room, lol. So spot on John, hilarious!

@jordanmeaux6112 4 года назад

“Ummm... I haven’t seen the Joe Biden apparel... come in yet.” 😭😭💀

@momojinx9782 4 года назад

As a Bass Pro employee, I'm so happy this came on RU-vid recommended. I don't know why there is a headless sledgehammer weilding statue either.

@amyb5625 4 года назад

What are you talking about "I've never seen a female here"?! You must not be from the south because all southern women I know shop there for clothes. Myself included.

@idkman-c4y 3 года назад

He lives in Nashville

@amyb5625 3 года назад

@@idkman-c4y Ok. So what? Nashville isn't exactly deep south.

@idkman-c4y 3 года назад

@@amyb5625 He's a Southerner. lol It ain't exactly New York City

@amyb5625 3 года назад

@@idkman-c4y No, but it is a rich area. I've been there many times. Rich women don't shop there. Blue collar, southern women do.

@lastsonofkrypton36 3 года назад

@@amyb5625 It's similar to Atlanta for us Georgians. It's all transplants, not exactly the south.

@misterhot9163 4 года назад

The Golden Corral remark just made it all so relatable 👍

@AudreyStar17 4 года назад

Soooo glad you're back Making us all laugh so much! Also, as soon as this ended, I was so bummed there isn't a Golden Corral anywhere near us anymore! 😭 Also... Never been in a Bass Pro Shops lol

@nathanfindley3234 4 года назад

“Harvesting the fields or starting a meth lab”🤣🤣🤣

@candiigurl7893 4 года назад

"Bass Bro Shops" Right on the money. 👌😂

@meatmanj9157 3 года назад

I grew up in Reeds Spring MO about an hour south of Springfield. They take a lot of pride in their original store!!!!

@melhanisch6284 2 года назад

"Night Bobby" is the nick name of every one of my drunk friend's now. Thank you, John.

@WizardToby 2 года назад

The headless mannequin with a sledgehammer is where I lost it lmao.

@AutumnRose1397 4 года назад

I work at Bass Pro and this is hilarious😂. Gonna show all my coworkers

@noahirvine7194 3 года назад

I work at basspro and everything he's doing s spot on!

@ronsrox 3 года назад

Matching camo outfit with every sofa purchase.

@amyishere67 4 года назад

I delight in telling people happy holidays! 😂 seriously people get so triggered 😂 😂 😂 Can’t WAIT for the HOLIDAYS

@ruth6471 4 года назад

I love saying Merry Christmas! LOL! ✝️🙏❤🕊🇺🇸

@aliciagarcia313 3 года назад

I used to love working at Bass Pro and this made me so happy lmao

@HeartlandHunny 4 года назад

"That's my John 3:16" X-D

@michellemccrea4 4 года назад

So glad you are back ! Missed you man! You are legendary! Often imitated never duplicated Awesomeness!

@kaitlynnburley4034 4 года назад

The Bass Pro Shop in Memphis (The Pyramid) is the best!!

@coolstorybro1894 3 года назад

I WORK AT THAT BASS PRO, it's the bass pro shops in Nashville TN

@fpsproductions6073 4 года назад

2:02 When your trying to pause the video to read the sign before His hand comes back in front if the camera

@hippicajun41 4 года назад

Here in Memphis, Bass Pro Shops is built as a pyramid.

@E_FoxSnowspirit 2 года назад

"That's about as close to Jesus as you can get" And that finished me off

@sevp.8185 4 года назад

FINALLY A NEW VIDEEEOOOO I've been waiting!!

@lawfighter61106 4 года назад

Back to form mate! I love it!

@slygarci6138 4 года назад

That store been looking emptier and emptier year by year hahahahaha

@joyceguiniven4587 Год назад

Thanks John Crist for helping me start my day with your report from Cabella / Bass Sports Shop!!! I Really appreciate your great sense of humor , intelligent opinions about What is important in our world today. God bless America and you 🙏 ❤️ ♥️

@tac_s_fugitive 3 года назад

2:57 I feel personally attacked

@americafirstgal1527 4 года назад

Our fishing rod case literally says "Bazuka" on the side of it. Can't take that puppy through the airport anymore.

@danielscully9356 4 года назад

That is hilarious. I'm crying over this!

@MyGreenNest 4 года назад

We just went to bass pro this video couldn’t be more perfect 😂

@bellanova435 4 года назад

the salt and battery joke XD!!! I love it!!! Glad you are BACK!!!! God Bless!!!

@skye5261 4 года назад

Buy at BASS PRO SHOPS I will be from now on!!! Thank you JESUS!!! WE LOVE YOU LORD!!!! WOO!!! John Ive shared u with EVERYONE I KNOW....I speak blessings beyond blessings into ur life Bro!!! Amen and SO BE IT

@terrigallagher5998 4 года назад

So glad to see you're posting again!

@Jagg61 3 года назад

I used to take my college marine mechanics class there for field trips.

@whitney9844 3 года назад

The reason you haven't seen a female in the female clothing section is because we are all wearing camo.

@miguelsoliz772 2 года назад

Bass pro shop is so fun, my local shop has not done so well. The restaurant closed, the arcade area is gone. I hope they continue on 🤞

@sam9785 4 года назад

Yesss he's back!!

@cliffright1142 4 года назад

Best laugh I’ve had in days. Love the Make Fishing Great Again too. I gotta get me one.

@Covid_lover 3 года назад

3:05 WHY IS HE JUST FLOATING

@avamotolife2518 3 года назад

We can't stop lmao.. "Literally" in a whirlpool of his ranting vids 😂😂 SEND HELP!! 🤣

@trhenryvlogs9638 3 года назад

Those Camo recliners are nice though. 😂

@josephquinn3582 4 года назад

Is it bad that I’m an atheist and am deeply in love with these videos?

@philr5904 2 года назад

bps employee here, if I ever get my hands on the intercom again, Im gonna say, " Thank you for shopping at Bass BRO Shops!"

@lizahakimi5138 4 года назад

When you’ve never been to Bass Pro Shops. 👁👄👁

@travismaples4388 3 года назад

You bring me joy bro!

@bskee001 3 года назад

This was hilarious and really good!

@bossdude911 3 года назад

1:01 😂 I remember being like 9 years old and seeing a fly rod case on a plane and freaking out

@ddvase3217 3 года назад

Just discovered your channel amd bro made my day 😂😂

@natekankelfitz9735 4 года назад

Overalls are also for those who live in the woods and make moonshine.

@kristinajames728 Год назад

The furniture! 😂 My husband got that kind of furniture while I was recovering in the hospital. I did not divorce him. 😂

@AndreaShink 3 года назад

dude, you are HYSTERICAL!

@hansangb 3 года назад

@1:15 A salt and battery. LOLOLOLOL

@MarkMcDaniel 3 года назад

With the camo recliner, the husband can catch a few winks without the wife being able to bother him about the project he hadn't completed in the last three months.

@carsondavis3326 3 года назад

I work at bass pro in San Jose and I recognize every single item he shows in this video😂

@TheChocchipcookie 4 года назад

Good to have you back! 🥰🥰🥰

@mericamark 3 года назад

1:11 you'll thank me!

@mykenzieharrington9212 4 года назад

Helllooo 😂😂

@amyblakely319 4 года назад

"Fishing pole carrying case. Perfect if you want to terrorize everyone at the airport. " 😂

@blazerwilliams2260 3 года назад

Yea because a 7ft rifle would be terrorizing.

@HezekiahHunicke2 2 года назад

@@blazerwilliams2260 terrorizing?

@alichaudhry12 4 года назад

Loll.good to see you back in form man..

@cocobean5365 4 года назад

its just not the same anymore ;-;

@whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 4 года назад

Wait why

@meriamduke2624 4 года назад

His whole scandal with sexual misconduct.

@whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 4 года назад

@Meriam Duke Wait, what?

@quicksilverchaos4122 4 года назад

@@meriamduke2624 What happened??

@cocobean5365 4 года назад

yalls dont know? in november he did a bunch of.. stuff with girls that weren’t single.. he basically used his fame to do some terrible things..

@bigdezol 4 года назад

Golden Corral in a pandemic. My kinda guy.

@donpetermann6884 4 года назад

Ok...I want go shopping...gee I never thought I'd say that!!

@CarefulSteps1 3 года назад

too funny,.... thank you for the laughs today ;-)

@matthewfranklin1841 4 года назад

Who dislikes this that is so disrespectful

@rileygalvin2 4 года назад

It’s all the actually employees

@we3zzyupas894 3 года назад

LOVE The Bass Pro Shop👌😀🤙 I've only been to the Shop in Vegas, which is Amazing🎣👌👌 , Stay blessed ya'll 🙌

@tommyhunter1817 3 года назад

I was told by a local Bass Pro gun counter guy that except for ammo or guns they would NOT prosecute shoplifters.

@d.g.n9392 3 года назад

I’m from Springfield mo. I remember when there was just one big liquor store with some fishing tackle in the back of store. On the highway going towards table rock lake. In the 70’s

@danroffee4904 3 года назад

Silly man.... the camouflage recliner is for your front porch

@dtommerica765 4 года назад

I proudly have that welcome MERICA mat at my house President Trump 2020

@ellatheellaphant 4 года назад

Yassss are you a Christian just wondering?

@dtommerica765 4 года назад

Ella The ellaphant yes

@ellatheellaphant 4 года назад

DTOM MERICA awesome I love when I find other believers out there

@shooglechic 4 года назад

Makes me want to hit up our Bass Pro Shop so badly. Those lil tent props they got to show off what their tents look like for Barbies and the mini aquarium that makes your mouth make drool puddles....Makes a girl just dream about a freezer full of venison and a boat she can never afford....

@kiltedpatriotatheart Год назад

I loved that sign!!!!!!!

@mandymoore5774 3 года назад

Perfect if u wanna traumatize everyone at the airport! 😂😂😂😂

@7ajhubbell 4 года назад

Thank you.

@emmarushlow9881 4 года назад

THIS IS AMAZING 😂😂

@getoffmylawn8986 4 года назад

This was absolutely hilarious!

@5.7moy 3 года назад

This man is so quotable.

@jessvs6124 4 года назад

Is that quote really on a wall somewhere?! 😂😂😂

@artdesignsbysassy Год назад

2:57 I started laughing at this moment because I had a Browning shirt on while watching this video

@foreverheat6688 3 года назад

Just happened to stumble onto this hilarious I hope he makes more

@BayouCouyon 4 года назад

Just subbed, super funny! 👍✌️

@CoasterMan13Official 2 года назад

You look like my dad dressed up in all that BPS memorabilia.

@markcrume 3 года назад

John, that was some funny stuff!

@rich1891 3 года назад

Best laugh of the day. 😂😂😂😂😂

@chriscarlson6880 4 года назад

“ This is a salt battery” omg

@Lucy-vx9nn 3 года назад

I need one of those camo recliners, everytime i want some peace and quiet dress head to toe in matching camo and sit in it, everytime the hubby comes home and dinner isnt ready and dont want to cook or the kids acting up, or when someone comes knocking lmao

@candyc.3163 4 года назад

I know women that adore Bass Pro! Going tomorrow to exchange one pair of Crocs for another! People come from all over the country to see the original Bass Pro!

@kevinshort5468 3 года назад

Got myself one of those camo recliners now the misses just walks right past when I'm napping instead of kicking the recliner saying get your ass up and cut the grass. Highly recommended must have item for the well dressed man.