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@pushkarkumar6397
@pushkarkumar6397 5 лет назад
He's described Latinos just like in GTA Sanandreas😂
@kwokydow2
@kwokydow2 5 лет назад
I've lived in areas where that is very accurate xD
@decapitated_supremacy4481
@decapitated_supremacy4481 5 лет назад
Yep
@DylanTheVillan
@DylanTheVillan 5 лет назад
Very accurate with the jerseys to XD I live in socal and can contest to it
@therasheck
@therasheck 5 лет назад
The reason I love San Andreas and GTA 5 is I lived all over LA county. It's like going home. Oh and you can legally run people over and shoot them. Not something you should do in "REAL" life.
@filip3148
@filip3148 5 лет назад
Follow the damn train!!!
@blt4life112
@blt4life112 5 лет назад
"and he's helping you up." At that point, I knew it was a true story.
@RA-bc5cs
@RA-bc5cs 5 лет назад
I damn near died from laughing so hard
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 5 лет назад
"Now what have we learned."
@3serio
@3serio 4 года назад
I lived in San Francisco for two years, and the accuracy of that is so dead on 🎯
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 4 года назад
asians in my opinion are very nice, most of them, but not my chinese boss.
@CynHicks
@CynHicks 4 года назад
@@edithdlp8045 I have been told that the Chinese immigrants that come from poor city areas of China are usually extremely disrespectful, confrontational and self centered. (For example they may be waiting all of 2 seconds for you to complete a task that takes 10 and they'll begin to rush you and scoff insisting that you're holding them up. Or they might try to hand you something when you're busy with hands full and begin pushing it at you like you're supposed to drop everything for them. ) I'm told it's cultural and even in China this is the thinking. This has been told to me by Chinese immigrants. I have no idea if it's true but.... Where I'm from that'll get you nowhere but hated. Lol
@discver6660
@discver6660 4 года назад
Why does this guy look like he has a NYPD best friend and steals Pontiacs for a living
@deusinc.8484
@deusinc.8484 4 года назад
Fareris underrated comment
@jezebellcosma5789
@jezebellcosma5789 4 года назад
YES.
@gabrielcabello9227
@gabrielcabello9227 4 года назад
You damn genius
@hr8097
@hr8097 4 года назад
The amount of people that won’t understand this lol
@remarkableme8865
@remarkableme8865 4 года назад
Shut up and take my like...u earned it 😂😂😂
@-Element
@-Element 4 года назад
He looks so nervous but at the same time happy that he’s making people laugh at his jokes. Am I the only 1 getting that vibe?
@willd0g
@willd0g 4 года назад
TheElementalGod that’s called in comedy terms “the delivery”
@fecchitheillustrator
@fecchitheillustrator 4 года назад
Same
@shakirascott4062
@shakirascott4062 4 года назад
Yeah you hit it right on the spot... it also may be am act 😅
@birddaddydetta
@birddaddydetta 4 года назад
No man I kind of feel like he's new to this or something
@tamashiitrickster643
@tamashiitrickster643 4 года назад
Maybe , but I think its more like he isn't very good with acting the face expressions
@joshuajohnson3505
@joshuajohnson3505 5 лет назад
“It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war.” -Bruce Lee
@Rationalist101
@Rationalist101 5 лет назад
But... what about the flowers...
@mastertroll9725
@mastertroll9725 5 лет назад
Dre' lmfao 😂😂
@ianvue5594
@ianvue5594 5 лет назад
We karate chop the flowers
@quandisimofantastico9057
@quandisimofantastico9057 5 лет назад
I don’t get it
@vantablack9535
@vantablack9535 5 лет назад
Str8 G-A-M-E
@ashleycarmella1471
@ashleycarmella1471 5 лет назад
*wuchu wanna do foo*
@SubieDiecastCustoms
@SubieDiecastCustoms 5 лет назад
The way he said it though
@josevasadreu2656
@josevasadreu2656 5 лет назад
I'm dead 😂😂😂
@nick-fil-a1297
@nick-fil-a1297 5 лет назад
*im right here foo*
@Jmarinogomez
@Jmarinogomez 5 лет назад
As a Latino, I agree HAHAHAHAHA
@rdm0108
@rdm0108 5 лет назад
I deleted my comment cause you already said it....
@L_Giancarlo
@L_Giancarlo 4 года назад
Why didn’t they put his name in the title he deserves credit
@badeugenecops4741
@badeugenecops4741 4 года назад
I thought it was Ron Funches in the thumbnail at first. But, I did discover a new comedian today, and he's pretty good! :) Since it's a single person clip, his name should be in the title.
@pinkberryconsumer4059
@pinkberryconsumer4059 4 года назад
They put it up when he started.
@bigbrother9531
@bigbrother9531 4 года назад
Ibo Brewer
@zuke4941
@zuke4941 4 года назад
why he have a palace
@potatistatis6709
@potatistatis6709 4 года назад
@@zuke4941 yes. Racism is a serious crime and he shalt be punished for it. His palace is a circus. Because he sees this whole world as a huge joke.
@BigHud83
@BigHud83 3 года назад
“Violence will inconvenience both of us” is both calm and cold 😂
@jostanvallis3564
@jostanvallis3564 5 лет назад
When us asians get into a fight we’ll pull out our calculators and divide you by zero.
@bailyveasey9588
@bailyveasey9588 5 лет назад
Jostan Vallis guarantee u ain’t asian but that’s funny😂🅱️
@Ethan-en2ij
@Ethan-en2ij 5 лет назад
Baily Veasey I’m Asian and that’s funny
@junlizhu2312
@junlizhu2312 5 лет назад
How can you divide anything by zero
@markonukes8156
@markonukes8156 5 лет назад
Whoooooooshhh
@imopid4185
@imopid4185 5 лет назад
@@junlizhu2312 you can tho..... the only number you can't divide zero by is itself
@Jaisean
@Jaisean 4 года назад
“I don’t think you want this trouble... violence will inconvenience both of us” LMAOOOOO
@jamesthomas4787
@jamesthomas4787 4 года назад
Jaisean My mans just made me laugh while in isso.
@tpstrat14
@tpstrat14 4 года назад
What have we learned today?
@ramramirez4660
@ramramirez4660 4 года назад
Timothy Stratton that was hilarious!!!!
@sirrivet9557
@sirrivet9557 4 года назад
That’s what I’ll say to anyone who wants to start a fight
@birdyashiro1226
@birdyashiro1226 3 года назад
This is so funny and accurate😂sounds like my dad
@blakbludmusic2109
@blakbludmusic2109 4 года назад
” I don’t think you want this trouble” 😂😂😂😵
@CounterCultureCantCount
@CounterCultureCantCount 4 года назад
The cauliflower ear is not a joke, it's an *ABSOLUTE FACT.*
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 3 года назад
Except for those guys who actually pay money to get their ears broken to appear dangerous
@carsondixon341
@carsondixon341 3 года назад
@@steelbear2063 lmao nobody does that wtf
@davidstemmler1836
@davidstemmler1836 3 года назад
Now I kinda wish I wasn't so good about wearing my head gear.
@ryanelamo1588
@ryanelamo1588 3 года назад
@@carsondixon341 i asure you some people do it
@benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095
@benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095 3 года назад
@@ryanelamo1588 in the UK, cauliflower ears means the guy is either MMA or a Rugby Player. Either way, you don't wanna fuck with him.
@KoongYe
@KoongYe 5 лет назад
World would be a lot better if we just embraced our differences, make fun of them, and laugh it away.
@outsidercain3038
@outsidercain3038 5 лет назад
That's the cure ! Talk between real men like Eastwood and the barb shop owner in Gran Torino.
@luvsadeplz
@luvsadeplz 4 года назад
True. Now people just get more sensitive as the years go by
@klutz3955
@klutz3955 4 года назад
Exactly! Either roast no one or everyone that's my motto!
@jebatman756
@jebatman756 4 года назад
You mean like we used to before SJWs started tainting everything with their BS? Yeah, it would be...
@JorgeADiaz-gv8wn
@JorgeADiaz-gv8wn 4 года назад
YES
@lamar5927
@lamar5927 5 лет назад
Me: *Tells racist joke* Mom: "Omg don't say that!" Grandma: 😂😂😭😭👏✋
@nickg8272
@nickg8272 5 лет назад
U know u American 🤣🤣👍
@drunkoctopus6769
@drunkoctopus6769 5 лет назад
U know u British owo
@nickg8272
@nickg8272 5 лет назад
@@drunkoctopus6769 nope, St. Louis lol
@nickg8272
@nickg8272 5 лет назад
@@drunkoctopus6769 eye folkin wish m8
@DickinsonAlfred
@DickinsonAlfred 5 лет назад
@@nickg8272 Ya got a license fo that?
@brux7650
@brux7650 3 года назад
I always come back occasionally and watch this bit, I just get that line "violence will inconvenience both of us" randomly pop into my head and have to come here again haha.
@Al-hm7oc
@Al-hm7oc 2 года назад
Same here😂 first saw this bit 7yrs ago
@d3mist0clesgee12
@d3mist0clesgee12 Год назад
me too, always has me roll'n
@quentin8094
@quentin8094 4 года назад
On behalf of everyone who’s seen this this month. Welcome
@chapterrv
@chapterrv 4 года назад
Thank you 🙏🏾 I hope you're doing well and staying safe
@Michal235
@Michal235 4 года назад
Witam
@Nova-7819
@Nova-7819 4 года назад
Hi
@BckdoeJdzz
@BckdoeJdzz 3 года назад
Im 10 months late my bad
@delnoabrahamson6944
@delnoabrahamson6944 3 года назад
April 2021
@Deezy_Ankh
@Deezy_Ankh 5 лет назад
Best thing to say after u whoop someone ass 'now what did we learn?' 🤣🤣🤣
@eltae5551
@eltae5551 4 года назад
I want sum mushu (Chris Tucker voice)
@raitoo6155
@raitoo6155 4 года назад
@@eltae5551 OMG YES
@obowonkonobo
@obowonkonobo 4 года назад
@The Legendary RU-vid Commenter you been fighting chick fila employees I see 😂
@IrenaDeacon
@IrenaDeacon 4 года назад
Hahahaha
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 года назад
@The Legendary RU-vid Commenter 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) ru-vid.com
@kaiju3475
@kaiju3475 5 лет назад
“I don’t think you want this trouble” 🤣🤣 IM GONEEEEE
@briannacox6720
@briannacox6720 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@rugal6981
@rugal6981 5 лет назад
I'm Asian
@jocabulous
@jocabulous 5 лет назад
I don't tink you want this touble
@soulessyuri5649
@soulessyuri5649 5 лет назад
@@jocabulous or make it double
@soulessyuri5649
@soulessyuri5649 5 лет назад
To protect the world from devestation
@co1894
@co1894 4 года назад
This is how anime protagonists are born
@saintko8019
@saintko8019 4 года назад
LOL these days people will find this offensive. I'm Asian and knowing that this is pre-coronavirus I'm laughing non stop 😂
@sammiejohnson8628
@sammiejohnson8628 4 года назад
I'm black and find it funny we need this at a time right now
@Freeelyy
@Freeelyy 4 года назад
Haha, good on you man. It was just a few assholes in Chinese government who did this. All love to you gentleman and I am white as snow.
@MarketSavy
@MarketSavy 4 года назад
@@Freeelyy 😂
@jpsned
@jpsned 4 года назад
@@sammiejohnson8628 I'm white and I find it hilarious. The guy's a comedian making satirical observations about racism. Brilliant!
@depressedonion9080
@depressedonion9080 3 года назад
Aye another Asian!
@bdouza8103
@bdouza8103 5 лет назад
Violence will inconveniences both of us Haha
@turbolynn
@turbolynn 5 лет назад
Thangdoulen Doungel I saw that when he said that lol
@viktoriamorgunova9659
@viktoriamorgunova9659 5 лет назад
@@turbolynn me too
@SgtIdontcare
@SgtIdontcare 5 лет назад
Actually super easy, barely inconvenience
@mikeymcmikeface5599
@mikeymcmikeface5599 5 лет назад
Ah. He was talking about violence. I thought he said violins.
@joelformica8344
@joelformica8344 5 лет назад
I read this as I heard it.
@alejandrobrisenogallegos4454
@alejandrobrisenogallegos4454 6 лет назад
"What you wanna do foo?" Is the realist shit ever 😂
@Padrino1510
@Padrino1510 6 лет назад
Alejandro Briseño Gallegos hahahaha so true
@ShroudTheSky
@ShroudTheSky 6 лет назад
It’s not real, it’s gay as fuck, they are asking if you want to have sex with them, fool.
@alejandrobrisenogallegos4454
@alejandrobrisenogallegos4454 6 лет назад
ShroudTheSky Chill out bruh, I'm just talking about the slang foo
@mvib1604
@mvib1604 6 лет назад
True cept for Mexicans it really woulda been "Whatchu wanna do holmes" or "Whachu wanna do essay" but now Im just bein technical, it was funny 😆
@SRTyler392
@SRTyler392 6 лет назад
Mvi B nah bih mexicans say foo all the time lmao idk what suburb youre from but in the real world mexicans def say foo all the time lmao this aint a 90s movie...foo
@ilikemusic5440
@ilikemusic5440 4 года назад
When he started talking about the white guy I instantly thought of Joe Rogan.
@fajaradi1223
@fajaradi1223 4 года назад
With cauli flower?
@hosamfikry2924
@hosamfikry2924 3 года назад
Me too 😂😂
@robjackson5245
@robjackson5245 3 года назад
No Italians are not white stupid. They're Latin with Latin English accents.
@jackevans1708
@jackevans1708 4 года назад
My man doug Judy did go straight and is following his passion for stand up comedy
@MT-pf1pv
@MT-pf1pv 4 года назад
”Hey Peralta!”
@ChristianCharry
@ChristianCharry 4 года назад
Rosa, roooosa rooooooosa
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 года назад
@@ChristianCharry 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) ru-vid.com
@mexycana7131
@mexycana7131 6 лет назад
“They stand in a ballet position” lmfao
@TheRaquan4
@TheRaquan4 5 лет назад
Emilee Anne thought he said valet position lol
@mikehawkthespacemarine1955
@mikehawkthespacemarine1955 5 лет назад
@@TheRaquan4 bro I'm mexican and I found this shit funny 😂🤣👍
@thetacoman52
@thetacoman52 5 лет назад
@@mikehawkthespacemarine1955 its true sometimes
@jaccson5682
@jaccson5682 5 лет назад
I read that the secend he said it
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 5 лет назад
Can confirm.
@adams8585
@adams8585 4 года назад
“I’m also racist” Imagine if a white guy said that
@Took_D_Arm
@Took_D_Arm 4 года назад
Your profile picture me when I read this comment
@devinetaemidgett4647
@devinetaemidgett4647 4 года назад
He did and became president
@tombaker8481
@tombaker8481 4 года назад
That's the point...a white guy would NEVER admit to it, and oftentimes they don't have too, good people find out the hard way....got any other "imaginations" you'd like to share angry white guy?
@2firstnamess
@2firstnamess 4 года назад
@@shazam2826 ok tard
@justinalexander25
@justinalexander25 4 года назад
@Darrow Au Andromedus How do I copy this
@cash6188
@cash6188 4 года назад
Nobody: My grandpa at the thanksgiving dinner table:
@TonyMontanaEdit
@TonyMontanaEdit 4 года назад
Lol
@DT-my3jo
@DT-my3jo 3 года назад
It would be so nice that we could see each other in a amusing nice way and just get along
@_abbib_
@_abbib_ 5 лет назад
I lost it at "and he is helping you up" 😂😂
@disturbedpyro4511
@disturbedpyro4511 2 года назад
“Now, what have we learned today!?”😂😂
@moh19931000
@moh19931000 6 лет назад
"now you're in his dojo training" 😂😂
@MrVariant
@MrVariant 6 лет назад
moh lol now what have we learned today
@kittenwithmittens6200
@kittenwithmittens6200 6 лет назад
To not hit people that are from another culture cause yours is inevitable
@copperfish543
@copperfish543 3 года назад
Violence will inconvenience both of us, LMAO !
@xavierrojas2066
@xavierrojas2066 4 года назад
theres no way its just a coincidence this got recommended to me rn
@lukefoster5838
@lukefoster5838 5 лет назад
Nobody: RU-vid recommendations: 4 year old video on racism
@xKnuklehedx
@xKnuklehedx 5 лет назад
Right? RU-vid knows what I like.
@Biddyjr
@Biddyjr 5 лет назад
I just love its a black gentleman talking about it.
@hehexd4557
@hehexd4557 5 лет назад
It’s gotten better suprisinglu
@safir2241
@safir2241 5 лет назад
Shut your yap
@mrmorrison8712
@mrmorrison8712 5 лет назад
It’s just RU-vid trying to figure out where the line is on how humans define racism. It’s a machine that’s learning, don’t be scared 🙃
@NailsBuiltDifferent
@NailsBuiltDifferent 9 лет назад
omfg the BALLET pose lmaooo
@CyranofromBergerac
@CyranofromBergerac 9 лет назад
ashli smashli I thought he said valet. Ballet makes the joke waaaay funnier!
@jaderow5431
@jaderow5431 9 лет назад
ashli smashli SERIOUSLY i was picturing my exes and my home boys like right on the money i seriously was dying!
@TonyGarciaxProdigy1994
@TonyGarciaxProdigy1994 8 лет назад
+tavierloyal SAME LOL
@NoMuShRoOmS
@NoMuShRoOmS 6 лет назад
Nova Mondai that shit had me laughing
@paulcervenka
@paulcervenka 6 лет назад
YESSSSS I DIED LOL
@oreorezlive2275
@oreorezlive2275 4 года назад
**Beats up ganster** Asian Man who just beat him up: now listen to my lecture. A... stand for the good grade...
@wyattthomas9862
@wyattthomas9862 4 года назад
Lol
@wyattthomas9862
@wyattthomas9862 4 года назад
But blood type b
@calebqueen2090
@calebqueen2090 3 года назад
Ganster
@kitcatmeow7513
@kitcatmeow7513 3 года назад
but f stand for find new family
@poopbuutt1439
@poopbuutt1439 4 года назад
"Im also racist" Crowd: lol Me: "im also racist" Also me: *GETS SHOT IN THE LIVER*
@PJammin_Out
@PJammin_Out 4 года назад
poopbuutt the main difference is that you aren’t funny.
@poopbuutt1439
@poopbuutt1439 4 года назад
@@PJammin_Out ik :c
@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666
@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666 4 года назад
PJ Come on little girl, make a joke
@PJammin_Out
@PJammin_Out 4 года назад
SJW Slayer 404 the fact that your name is SJW slayer shows your intelligence. I never said I was a professional comedian, but this guy seems to like to compare himself to funny people. Which he isn’t. And you calling me a girl isn’t comedy either.
@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666
@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666 4 года назад
PJ Sorry but the black dude ain't funny neither. Didn't laught at any jokes he made.
@skyhr
@skyhr 7 лет назад
"Now what have we learned today?" XD
@real_me365
@real_me365 6 лет назад
skyhr That it's improper to see Latinos and its proper to say "Mexican Latinos". The more you know😉
@billmao5040
@billmao5040 6 лет назад
A valuable lesson on whom not to fuck with!
@mapletea4941
@mapletea4941 6 лет назад
To not fuck with Asians
@jaygarrick9585
@jaygarrick9585 6 лет назад
Alexander H But there are other mexican ethnicities
@dylanokarman5048
@dylanokarman5048 6 лет назад
skyhr that black people cant fight?
@dirtyblackman555
@dirtyblackman555 5 лет назад
I don’t think u want this trouble
@captaind5708
@captaind5708 5 лет назад
Louis gouene this dude just reminds me of kunfupanda
@dadyos
@dadyos 5 лет назад
i don’t think u wan dis trubbo
@sluttycowboy
@sluttycowboy 4 года назад
The Mexicans gang up. They’re short, but they multiply fast.
@sluttycowboy
@sluttycowboy 4 года назад
Aila McCarthy Yep pretty much, but they’re equipped with sandals, a rolling pin, and/or a broom.
@KWillo
@KWillo 4 года назад
@Aila McCarthy Mexicans in a nutshell.😂
@Becky_Cal
@Becky_Cal 4 года назад
Varriiella - Ya, Mexico has also produced more world champion boxers than any other country (even the US when adjusted for population size).... so be careful, son chiquitos pero cabrones!! They will fuck you up! Even the women.... 💪🏼 😂😂🇲🇽🇲🇽👍🏼
@btskimnamjoonateezwoosan3839
@btskimnamjoonateezwoosan3839 4 года назад
Same with black people except there tall
@joeyo4163
@joeyo4163 3 года назад
@@btskimnamjoonateezwoosan3839 If it wasn't for black fighters the U.S. would suck at boxing.
@russhoward3037
@russhoward3037 4 года назад
“Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself.” - David Brent
@WilsonMackle101
@WilsonMackle101 6 лет назад
joking about shit like this brings us closer together, making everything about race a taboo to make fun of only makes us feel more different from each other
@borrburison648
@borrburison648 6 лет назад
WilsonMackle101 that's because we are different from each other biologically
@WilsonMackle101
@WilsonMackle101 6 лет назад
Of course, only twins share genes. But what's the point you're making?
@christopherreichert8996
@christopherreichert8996 6 лет назад
It's tough to hate when your laughing!...with eachother and at yourself too hopefully! We all have pain we all bleed red! I apologize to the world for the rest of the world right now, officially ! You forgive me? I hope so because I forgive you, even when it's not easy!! I learned from the best!! Can we stop hating eachother already?! Learn to love it's a natural thing, try it it's awesome!!!
@borrburison648
@borrburison648 6 лет назад
Christopher Reichert hatred is also just as natural as love. If you love everyone, then your love is meaningless because you hand it out like candy. Also, k9s and fish bleed red, does that mean we are the same as fish and k9s? No, it doesn't. That is very, very flawed logic.
@borrburison648
@borrburison648 6 лет назад
Christopher Reichert do you understand what I'm saying?
@yex668
@yex668 5 лет назад
"I'm also racist" *everybody laughs*
@matheuscruz8574
@matheuscruz8574 5 лет назад
Only a black guy could get away with that
@imjstmikey9146
@imjstmikey9146 5 лет назад
Not true Louie could said he was racist He said the N word to And it's funny cuz I know he's not racist Btw I'm black
@pizzo6367
@pizzo6367 5 лет назад
imjst mikey nah man it’s just that a guy like you is rare too!!
@UnimpressedGoose
@UnimpressedGoose 5 лет назад
Race can be a funny thing. Me n my non white friends always crack mad racist jokes at each or we’ll be bugging each for why people of whatever colour do something but we know it’s all love
@pizzo6367
@pizzo6367 5 лет назад
Mr. CU NT I like how you had to throw the “non white friends” in lmao!!
@prattspits
@prattspits 4 года назад
People confuse racism and stereotyping, lol, but still funny.
@gwho
@gwho 4 года назад
Racism is not prejudice + power 🙄
@Throw.Cheese
@Throw.Cheese 3 года назад
.....it's called racial stereotyping for a reason.
@dallows3235
@dallows3235 4 года назад
The “now you in his dojo” bit killed me off, hahaha!
@NahMan619
@NahMan619 5 лет назад
I'm glad he threw the chargers jersey in there 😂😂
@TheSkilledSnowman
@TheSkilledSnowman 5 лет назад
Fr, love the very specific reference
@NeutralFP
@NeutralFP 5 лет назад
Love the chargers
@davidblight5825
@davidblight5825 5 лет назад
Lol southern or northern, i like how he referenced california mexicans
@colejandreau6083
@colejandreau6083 5 лет назад
He said raiders
@radioactive_baby0706
@radioactive_baby0706 5 лет назад
@@colejandreau6083 He said both
@harleybynature
@harleybynature 6 лет назад
Violins will inconvenience both of us lol
@somkeshav4143
@somkeshav4143 5 лет назад
violence* LOL
@TheShapingSickness
@TheShapingSickness 5 лет назад
Only if you don't know how to play one
@somkeshav4143
@somkeshav4143 5 лет назад
Isaac Campos indeed
@somkeshav4143
@somkeshav4143 5 лет назад
Roderick storey lol
@projektbrot
@projektbrot 5 лет назад
DEAD 😂😂😂
@sammyspaniel6054
@sammyspaniel6054 4 года назад
I knew a kid in high school from South Korea. I sparred with him once. I use the term loosely. He hit me with three spin kicks in a row. It was a blur.
@lockedaboss7213
@lockedaboss7213 3 года назад
I like how the crowd continously going crazy on him. 😂😂
@wilfordgrimley4339
@wilfordgrimley4339 5 лет назад
"Either a chargers or a raiders jersey" From the west coast. Facts.
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 4 года назад
Wilford Grimley Raiders fans are a special breed
@mav40420
@mav40420 4 года назад
Raiders I've seen
@cro508
@cro508 8 лет назад
I think this is one of the funniest random standup acts I've seen!
@Maxmferguson
@Maxmferguson 6 лет назад
cro508 it's such an original bit!
@Fedetk
@Fedetk 6 лет назад
+Max Ferguson Yep, I think originality is what makes it great.
@Shadybiglpac
@Shadybiglpac 6 лет назад
Fr idk why I'm laughing so hard and I'm not even high 😂😂😂
@SunnySide388
@SunnySide388 6 лет назад
+Max Ferguson he stole the second part of this bit almost word for word from another comedian called Trixx
@TheSheepGod
@TheSheepGod 6 лет назад
Sam 94 got a link or proof? It'd be a shame if you were telling the truth because I honestly thought this was relatively original and hilarious
@DOOM-cf8xj
@DOOM-cf8xj 4 года назад
"and he's helping you up" LOL
@spuddie
@spuddie 4 года назад
Asian man said: You don't want this smoke.
@Kharma710
@Kharma710 6 лет назад
the white guy with cauliflower ear was so true😂
@dania2369
@dania2369 6 лет назад
FreakyHeat what's a cauliflower ?
@TheSean89420
@TheSean89420 6 лет назад
Dania its like broccoli but if you look at ufc fighters ears the are bloated and deformed from years of grappling and punches. Igs actually painful or so i was told
@IrenaDeacon
@IrenaDeacon 6 лет назад
I got no idea what that even means lol
@lionofpersis
@lionofpersis 6 лет назад
Irena Deacon Henriquez cauliflower ear is a result of fighting. If you get hit in the ear, it deforms and is called Cauliflower Ear. It's ugly, but is a thing one can observe about another that can quickly tell you what that person has done. In other words, cauliflower ear = the dude knows how to fight probably.
@mtb416
@mtb416 6 лет назад
Random comment, but Punching, or even more effective if done right and forcefully enough, or open-hand slapping someone’s ear is a very effective way of defending oneself against an attacker. It’s painful, causes disorientation, and can be effectively done by anyone of any size to anyone of any size. It’s a weak point on all. It’s also a good move, the open hand version, because it only requires gross motor skills, which unless trained, nearly all people lose in adrenaline fueled situations. Google it and practice it. Might save your life one day.
@ronaldoalonso3644
@ronaldoalonso3644 5 лет назад
"Hap! Hip! Hap !" Dead 💀
@ItsANTQ
@ItsANTQ 5 лет назад
I was looking for this in the comments
@koalathighs7226
@koalathighs7226 5 лет назад
I just saw this when it came on in the video
@dwightk.schrute5291
@dwightk.schrute5291 2 года назад
That asian guy part was so awesome... "So what do we have learnt today"
@d3mist0clesgee12
@d3mist0clesgee12 Год назад
love watching this skit when it pops up on my feed, always has me roll'n
@txmwxl
@txmwxl 5 лет назад
Black Person: *Im Racist* Audience: *HAHAHAH*
@dispana1436
@dispana1436 5 лет назад
K
@crashy1112
@crashy1112 5 лет назад
@@dispana1436 😂😂😂
@ancetvcartoons8224
@ancetvcartoons8224 4 года назад
I mean it is a comedy show
@JonwithnoH0823
@JonwithnoH0823 4 года назад
fizz music “Black people can’t be racist.” -Jerome
@redacted5078
@redacted5078 4 года назад
@@dispana1436 dude its satyrical
@funyun
@funyun 8 лет назад
I don't tink you wan this touble
@MrSamba86
@MrSamba86 6 лет назад
I think it's spelled "twouble" ;P
@roguesciencesguy7256
@roguesciencesguy7256 6 лет назад
There is sum ting wong when Asians talk like that...!
@BenDover-cm5mo
@BenDover-cm5mo 6 лет назад
Anupam Jha Dat's racist manye!!!
@audyw4411
@audyw4411 6 лет назад
indian are asians too, but they have way fucked up accent lol and of course their head bob
@roguesciencesguy7256
@roguesciencesguy7256 6 лет назад
Sorry mate, the race you refer to as Asian people are actually known as Mongoloids. INDIANS are very different. They are not Mongoloids mate...
@azhaz578
@azhaz578 4 года назад
Lmao that last part had me dead. Now you in his dojo lmaoooo
@jonathanrobertson3406
@jonathanrobertson3406 4 года назад
The "Now what have we learned today" was the best part.
@heatbasketball361
@heatbasketball361 7 лет назад
It's Questlove's scarier looking brother, Questhatred.
@ryn_eckert
@ryn_eckert 7 лет назад
ZACH MICHAEL haha for real!! 😳
@bookielane9296
@bookielane9296 7 лет назад
ZACH MICHAEL I saw what you did there. 😋😋😋 hilarious!!!
@kingda117
@kingda117 6 лет назад
He is definitely Questkind.
@saintstorm7
@saintstorm7 6 лет назад
Hahahaha
@shawnd9714
@shawnd9714 6 лет назад
zach//Lmfao bro you won, best fucking comment
@Ballacha
@Ballacha 6 лет назад
im asian and i can confirm this is 120% true
@tonybates7870
@tonybates7870 5 лет назад
Discoloured Buttflaps 120%? Well, there goes that "Asians are good with numbers" stereotype!
@keithdeegan462
@keithdeegan462 5 лет назад
@@tonybates7870 Grrrrrrr!! I was just about to say that!!
@tonybates7870
@tonybates7870 5 лет назад
Keith Deegan You snooze, you lose . . .
@choiettech
@choiettech 5 лет назад
120%? Why not 200%?! Shameful display XD
@user-co4lg9bd7u
@user-co4lg9bd7u 5 лет назад
It’s understandable a 100% asian is integrated 50% from the father and 50% mother. Please explain where is that 20% extra came from?
@andressepulveda2760
@andressepulveda2760 Год назад
I just saw this and i'm dying🤣🤣🤣 ..THE Raider or charger Jersey thing 💯Plus the...what have learned today buried me😂
@elinamkwabla-king7637
@elinamkwabla-king7637 4 года назад
Man i was feeling down (like really down) and this just helped me thanks
@remi868
@remi868 5 лет назад
I always knew the Pontiac bandit would be good in comedy.
@kiraisamess
@kiraisamess 5 лет назад
RDGaming I take a break from b99 by watching RU-vid but I can’t escape
@swisstorian
@swisstorian 5 лет назад
I swear to god i saw this and yelled out (and i quote) DOUG JUDY
@honour7495
@honour7495 5 лет назад
You do know this is someone else, right? Lol
@remi868
@remi868 5 лет назад
H Q Nah this is Doug Judy
@mzamilbundid1447
@mzamilbundid1447 5 лет назад
Cool cool cool cool cool cool
@Shangori
@Shangori 6 лет назад
And thats why racism and stereotypes should not be banned. They should be laughed at
@Steven-mk4gg
@Steven-mk4gg 6 лет назад
Christopher White No, my white friends are tired of being accused of institutional racism and white priviladge. A far cry from some racial jokes homie. Also, truth be told, they got a point. Too many Al Sharpton ass MFs running around yelling racism at every turn. A joke is a joke, but damn man that aint what these people mad at.
@hueyc.4570
@hueyc.4570 6 лет назад
Shangori You guys should go to college. Learned the difference between racism,prejudice,and stereotyping in the first semester. It's not that hard, you can do it.
@Shangori
@Shangori 6 лет назад
Of course. Tell the guy you know nothing about to go to college over a comment that was replied with something that isn't even remotely connected to the initial comment. What made you think i didn't know the difference, nutty?
@Steven-mk4gg
@Steven-mk4gg 6 лет назад
Huey Newton I didnt have to be feed some bullshit course in identity politics in first semester to know the difference. In fact, those courses generally tend to divide more than they unite. What you guys really need to learn is the definition of TRUE freedom. That gets lost in this brave new world of "muh hurt feelings."
@hueyc.4570
@hueyc.4570 6 лет назад
Shangori I didn't think someone who went to college would be this proud of displaying the opposite of what they learned. I mean I learned those differences in General Psychology😂
@station4358
@station4358 Год назад
I feel like I’ve watched a my fair share of stand up comedy. To this day, this is one of my top 5 favorite bits I’ve ever seen.
@smhmyhead6639
@smhmyhead6639 3 года назад
Now you in his dojo training 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thecommenter7229
@thecommenter7229 6 лет назад
Chargers OR raiders jersey LOL
@godsmacked1000
@godsmacked1000 6 лет назад
The Commenter or Dodgers lol
@Jimiai
@Jimiai 6 лет назад
Edwin was just thinking Dodgers or Red Sox
@mateodavidgutierrezgonzale6556
Cowboys*
@mateodavidgutierrezgonzale6556
The Commenter all you need down here in Texas is the fade, the big jean shorts, and the jersey.
@Wouldyoujust_
@Wouldyoujust_ 6 лет назад
The Commenter I'm no cholo... but Raider Nation all day!!
@tonysoldati3468
@tonysoldati3468 5 лет назад
I love how he says they will help you get back up. That’s so respectable and badass.
@floresierra
@floresierra 4 года назад
"We can do this all day foo" this is every one of my uncles 😂😅😅😅 I hate that he's so on point
@davinaetwaroo
@davinaetwaroo 4 года назад
The ballet moves though! 😂😂😂😂
@infidel900rr
@infidel900rr 6 лет назад
Gosh, I miss racial comedy... remember how funny it was back in the 90's?
@Tanky98
@Tanky98 6 лет назад
infidel900rr I would agree
@ownthevoid
@ownthevoid 6 лет назад
infidel900rr this was in 2015, it’s still funny now, you just have to listen to the right comedians
@devinmccurry1160
@devinmccurry1160 6 лет назад
infidel900rr ikr
@raul9562
@raul9562 6 лет назад
infidel900rr you can't say the same shit like you used to smh. (Although some shit had to go)
@kingmufasa9958
@kingmufasa9958 5 лет назад
Stfu
@danielamichelle76
@danielamichelle76 6 лет назад
*foo*
@gannonschram9592
@gannonschram9592 6 лет назад
Daniela Reyes I
@molchi5357
@molchi5357 6 лет назад
Dayum u beat me to it
@sdrre1925
@sdrre1925 6 лет назад
420th like you're welcome
@vinnyyep4853
@vinnyyep4853 6 лет назад
Thaaatt
@spitroast2691
@spitroast2691 6 лет назад
Daniela Reyes .....lookin good
@sharonmax6968
@sharonmax6968 4 года назад
This dude is hilarious 😂 I never saw him before. Good stuff!
@quirozperegrinaesmeralda567
@quirozperegrinaesmeralda567 4 года назад
That what you wanna do foo got me 😂
@Dragonwing16
@Dragonwing16 6 лет назад
pshhh we latinos don't always wear caci shorts *looks down* damn!
@ElNegringoKreyolito
@ElNegringoKreyolito 6 лет назад
Sean Keuroghlian-Eaton damn, them khaki shorts are probably attached to your skin now...😅
@kurtsimon7530
@kurtsimon7530 6 лет назад
In the middle of all these stupid comments here you made me laugh real good. Thanks man
@ThatMans-anAnimal
@ThatMans-anAnimal 6 лет назад
Latinos are way too easy to stereotype they walk right into that shit and stereotype themselves. They get all the same tattoos and dress and talk the same way.
@Gasta1983
@Gasta1983 6 лет назад
By lationos you sure mean Mexicans only)) Not Brasileras, or Argentinians, there's your stereotype right there
@IrenaDeacon
@IrenaDeacon 6 лет назад
Sean Keuroghlian-Eaton 😂😂😂😂
@nwijesinghe
@nwijesinghe 6 лет назад
violins do inconvenience people...
@dmoneyswagg64
@dmoneyswagg64 6 лет назад
Bruh
@I_am_not_funny
@I_am_not_funny 6 лет назад
What's up doc?
@crystalharris6661
@crystalharris6661 6 лет назад
Hypocycle lmao he won't get it
@thenarrator1921
@thenarrator1921 6 лет назад
Violins are like the recorders of asian kids. White pasty nerds be playing that broken My Heart Will Go On shit while Asian kids will play Canon on your D when they're only 9.
@velvetrose7729
@velvetrose7729 6 лет назад
Maybe it's just Me but Violins will inconvenience both of us.....translates into...... There will be some sad singing and slow walking!
@bromous0228
@bromous0228 4 года назад
This how u know that the streets don't beat the rice fields
@SecretCh0rd
@SecretCh0rd 4 года назад
The more strenuous the hardship, the greater the warrior created. Unbreakable/Split/Glass were right on the money.
@demikaos307
@demikaos307 4 года назад
I died lmao best I've felt in weeks. You rock man
@PMAN305
@PMAN305 5 лет назад
I am Latino and the raiders thing is true and the ballerina pose in 25% true and the neck tattoo be is very true
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 5 лет назад
"Wa cho wanna do foo?"
@rphanmurphy8385
@rphanmurphy8385 5 лет назад
@@kk7420 K
@mrjay1268
@mrjay1268 4 года назад
Raiders thing is not true. Neck tattoo is def true
@alanbergman6970
@alanbergman6970 4 года назад
Rs Rt mui
@tooshort2482
@tooshort2482 4 года назад
Victor Buford fuck off 😂😭
@tightalta77
@tightalta77 9 лет назад
Now what have we learned today? :D
@thefirsttime7759
@thefirsttime7759 6 лет назад
Life is good! Ur gay
@danlewis4139
@danlewis4139 6 лет назад
Life is good! that it's either a chargers or raiders jersey foo...lmfao
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 6 лет назад
Life is good! Yo-Yo Ma can kick my ass!
@manictiger
@manictiger 6 лет назад
Don't pick fights with someone who may or may not have been in the Navy SEAL equivalent of South Korean Special Forces?
@thesabature3121
@thesabature3121 6 лет назад
kata 2
@switchbladeromance1466
@switchbladeromance1466 4 года назад
Love the honesty..sooo funny 🤣🇬🇧
@chandrasekharrayasam4544
@chandrasekharrayasam4544 4 года назад
The Ballet stance part got me!!!😂😂🤣🤣
@anthonyvigil7567
@anthonyvigil7567 5 лет назад
I’m racist... For literally the first 3 seconds of this video I thought he was Craig Robinson
@xXSinForLifeXx
@xXSinForLifeXx 5 лет назад
Hes not ? Shit i might be racist
@Nathan_0923
@Nathan_0923 5 лет назад
For those who dont know darryl philbin from the office or that guy from brooklyn 99[forgot his name]
@adityakennedy5860
@adityakennedy5860 5 лет назад
Dang
@ImJustSayin2014
@ImJustSayin2014 5 лет назад
Shit I’m black and I thought that 🤣
@jonathanworkowski3372
@jonathanworkowski3372 5 лет назад
Ben Dover haha i thought he was Darrell from the office
@MrDoctor...
@MrDoctor... 6 лет назад
As soon as i heard "cauliflower ear" and "he can choke you out" i made up my mind, this comedian knows what jiu-jitsu is, love this guy now
@damarkisshawn6375
@damarkisshawn6375 6 лет назад
I thought that was pretty cool too.
@KeiraA333
@KeiraA333 4 года назад
THANK YOU for pointing out the "ballet position " thing. I have noticed that my whole life!
@kungfooey6571
@kungfooey6571 3 года назад
I gotta admit, I've been watching some stand up comedians on RU-vid lately and none made me laugh till this guy.
@comedytimetv
@comedytimetv 3 года назад
Right on! We agree!
@scarlettsapphire780
@scarlettsapphire780 5 лет назад
Ballet position killed me cause I know a few of them tough Latinos 😂
@longphan7656
@longphan7656 5 лет назад
black person: "i'm racist" actually quantum mechanics forbids this
@leadoffgaming3955
@leadoffgaming3955 5 лет назад
Long Phan Racism is being discriminatory towards any race. Anyone can be racist
@absurdconception1155
@absurdconception1155 5 лет назад
@@leadoffgaming3955 r/woshhhh
@albertomiller7333
@albertomiller7333 5 лет назад
@@absurdconception1155 tbhhhh
@nateasonjames
@nateasonjames 5 лет назад
Ask a black chick what she thinks about half black chicks and get back to me
@The_Vent_Goblin
@The_Vent_Goblin 5 лет назад
@asthma attack a subreddit for people who have jokes go over their head
@rozanguyen30yearsand96
@rozanguyen30yearsand96 4 года назад
“Laughter is the best medicine!”
@ronneyrendon5045
@ronneyrendon5045 4 года назад
“I don’t think u want this trouble.”! I’m soooooo using that next time!
@faustofiifi
@faustofiifi 6 лет назад
Whatchu wanna doo foo
@cuauhtemocmorisco3493
@cuauhtemocmorisco3493 6 лет назад
Flinstone Jackson nothin foo😂
@harleyowens1862
@harleyowens1862 8 лет назад
how I do that thing where I make him pee on himself!!! lmao that's good.
@Tomevanscomedy
@Tomevanscomedy 6 лет назад
666 likes... scary shit *sips coke*
@TrentDan
@TrentDan 6 лет назад
Harley Owens 777 wish you luck.
@cadmiumandwilsin2993
@cadmiumandwilsin2993 6 лет назад
I mean it's basically a joke from Hot Rod.
@jayhari1713
@jayhari1713 6 лет назад
Lmfao I was literally reading each word to ur comment exactly wen he was saying it
@biglizzy1234
@biglizzy1234 6 лет назад
Depends where you hit an how hard most of it requires knowing pressure points or digging in your fist near the groin or stomach an tearing into the surronding muscle to cause enough pain that they lose control of there bowels its easier just to knock a person out or dislocate a bone from a socket
@camthedestroyer1490
@camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад
“How do I do that thing that makes people pee on themselves!” Comedy gold 😂
@Rachel-ul8et
@Rachel-ul8et 2 года назад
My sons TKD teacher was the kindest, most respectful, non-threatening human being ever. He was also an incredibly stunning and surprising fighter. He could definitely mess someone up, and they wouldn’t see it coming. He ABSOLUTELY would help someone up after and want to take them under his wing. Amazing human being we had the pleasure to learn from. Master Han. The best
@coldonylum
@coldonylum 5 лет назад
After 3 years of this being in my feed, i finally watched it. Are u happy now, RU-vid?
@stenhansenmaling1281
@stenhansenmaling1281 5 лет назад
Are you happy now?
@rafox66
@rafox66 5 лет назад
Don't you regret not watching it sooner?
@eltae5551
@eltae5551 4 года назад
“Are you _not_ *Entertained* “
@DoPtRiGGa
@DoPtRiGGa 4 года назад
Now what have we learned...
@cheerioss-9121
@cheerioss-9121 4 года назад
WinterShades lmao I watched after five months. I was tired of seeing it and I was like “fuck it you win RU-vid”
@alexisz4215
@alexisz4215 7 лет назад
when he does the latino accent he sounds like my uncle 😂😂 And What makes it funnier is he is latino 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Joshua-ev9uw
@Joshua-ev9uw 6 лет назад
Alexis Z that's the only way it would be funny...
@ShroudTheSky
@ShroudTheSky 6 лет назад
No fucking shit, I thought he sounded like your uncle because he was a white dude from the trailer park, makes a lot of fucking sense.
@SoLiTaRyBoNe
@SoLiTaRyBoNe 6 лет назад
ShroudTheSky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 I was just about to type the same thing!!!!!!
@mnymatt
@mnymatt 6 лет назад
Alexis Z Oh I thought your uncle would've been african
@yeneyizations2932
@yeneyizations2932 6 лет назад
PK white knighttttt
@lettyguerra371
@lettyguerra371 4 года назад
The ballet position was awesome!!!!
@davidnikoloff3211
@davidnikoloff3211 4 года назад
Well done. I’ll look for more from him.
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