Honest Trailers - Mortal Engines 

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I would be Ruckus, or Fallen Banana.

Kranf Falkmacher.

Horatio Sigmar Pennyslank VII

Man, i love your comparison between mortal engines and Star Wars, but since i saw that you've done a honest trailer on that movie I was hoping so much that you mention how much that woman looks like Johnny Gat from the Saints Row franchise and you wasted it, why? Why did you do that?

The Percy Jackson movies would like to have a word with you.

I did try to read the book - but between a setting that does not make sense (movie is true to the book) and super-generic plot - it did not look much better than the movie

mean girls and gangs of new york are adaptations that ignored totally the book

I mean, I just watched it a few hours ago and while i thought I wouldn't like it, I genuinely enjoyed watching it. Maybe it has something to do with not reading the books.

@@gvasilyev84 something something they forgot and skipped all a lot of important detail that are in the middle of the series that are what makes a lot of it make sense

His ending was formulaic, though. There was so much more to be done with the character. At least give him a proper end, not going out like a punk because his heart is broken by his daughter growing up? Weak.

HIS NAME WAS SHRIKE

In the books, he was the only character that survived the ending.

I watched this on an airplane, and even I have to admit I teared up in his final scenes remembering his child.

I only saw the movie so far. He's immortal in the books? Huh. Sounds good too. I liked movie ending though. I do like Star Trek Original Series a lot and it felt like that.

So basically everybody in the reply sections to clips of the film

That pretty much what it is in the books

@@readygames8587, it is? Lol

@@TycoonTitian01 yea they just want to live a normal life. But then some extremists go crazy

So.... every citizen of every real city ever? 🤣

Patrick D 🤣

Someone give this man a medal!

So in the hungry city chronicles is there a mocking jay city that comes from continent 13 to represent the other starving cities in a battle against other cities from other continents? Do they have a zombie protector named Katniss?

Fortunately the guns of the Anti - Tractionists prevailed.

i just now saw this video, and this comment. You sir, are a gem

And was shit!

I love this comment so much. You made my day significantly better :P

thought the exact same thing! only Howl's moving castle would have trashed those big moving cities.

I was just thinking this plot reeks of anime.

I would watch that. Why couldn't it have been (live action or animated. I don't care which) Howl's moving castle and Laputa castle in the sky in the same movie?

My fair lady

I was also surprised there weren't any Howls Moving Castle jokes 😄

Boondock Taint

Hypotetiskt boondock taints

@@Hypotetiskt FUCK Yeah!!!

MOORTAL EENGIIIIIIIIINNES!!!!!!1111one2

Damian Lord same

funniest part of the honest trailer XD

This comment doesn’t have nearly enough upvotes

Comarat 83 wrong word comarade comarat in motherland of RU-vid WE use the word like

This comment deserves all the likes, including Michel Barnier's 🤣

This film has, and should never anything to do with Brexit! Not all films should have to be political, especially one set 3000 years in the future. A future where they wouldn't give a damn about the outcome. Also this film was made in New Zealand, away from the Brexit debacle. They also may not want to predict the outcome. Besides, Brexit is the best thing that has happened to England since winning WWII! (Pro-Brexiter)

@@kylerenglish5698English in what sense is the best thing that happened to England? Why only England and not Wales, Scotland, Nothern Ireland? What will be the Vision for England bright future, something like what f.e the Dyson founder want? Low tax heaven, with little to no social and environmental regulation, did you guys not have those things in 19 century, I guess some people miss the old days.

That's easier to do in a book than in a movie, where the audience actually has to look at her.

The producers said that they coudlnt put that much scarring on her because scars are supposed to recede into the skin and leave a crevice but cosmetic scars sit on top of the skin and to put that much on her just wouldnt look right with it bulging out of her face.

Yes, thank you!

@@erickeating300 then just fucking CGI her. they have a cyborg zombie!

Thaaat's Hollywood!

I really liked this movie. Considering how much crappy movies out there now

I went for the dystopian steampunk look and cool mobile cities. Stayed for the same reason. The movie wasn't that bad, it just wasn't as great as it could have been. >_>

Arif Hint it came out last year

Aditya Dandwate i never knew it exist

@@sleekantonio1990 I didn't even know the words mortal engines existed

I wanted to see it in the cinema (for the visuals alone, I knew from the second trailer it wasn’t gonna live up to the books), but I completely forgot to see it. It’s a tragedy that such well-written books got such a forgettable adaptation.

I actually wanted to watch this, the books are great! But mostly because I suspected the film would be a bloody train wreck 😅

Commonly called, De MCU

That was the best lol of the whole trailer!!

It most certainly does NOT!!

Next movie will be called mortal engines two Gru fury

tbh, Elrond wasn't that great either

Agent Smith "We have some questions Mr. Anderson"

Elrond is a bad person, not a bad guy, but still a bad person. He was dickish to everyone, including his own daughter.

The Elves are the real villains of Middle-Earth though, so the Elrond thing holds.

Victor Wagner, you have failed this comment section.

The books are great, definitely recommend

Guess this got eaten up by the "we need to find the next Hunger Games" movie industry

Books are well worth it. The film was a crime against them.

It was. It was simply that people had got tired of YA dystopian SF and not even super - cool cities on tracks could lure them back.

They'll make a brilliant TV series of the books eventually, fear not

Like pvt. Caulder from dead rising?

@@331coolguy no, not that far and goofy. Just a little more spice to the mix.

Especially the pirate accent. That'd be fun. 'Undead Cyborg Pirates.' What a dumpster fire that would be.

Eeeh fallout 3 / 4 >_>

@@ultrameenypants3501 let's go for broke : undead cyborg pirate ninja nuns !

Damn this is so underrated 😂😂

Down with Darwinian bourgeois dogs

omg lol

Should have been 'Nick Valentine'

Death by laughter. Best way to go.

Necrons: The Prequel

@@Gwilfawe my thoughts exactly

yeah ..Hilarious .. my sides literally split and I died .. i have been chucked out of Heaven for constantly laughing , Even Satan looks at me funny due to my constant insane laughter at this joke.. I am in a state of Laughter limbo , such was the insane laughability of that joke

we dont talk about the sequels

I think Star Wars stole that from the last two seasons of "Due South"

try singing it to the tune of sunday morning by maroon5

It's based on a 4 book series. This, I'd imagine, was also meant to be a series but because it flopped hard, we probably won't get anymore. It's a shame cos the books are great

Only an anime or animated series can do justice to this book series.

What was Peter Jackson thinking when he was making this movie? Surely he knows how it's a sin to cramp a book series into a single movie. That was what happened to the original LOTR movie. Hopefully someone capable would give this movie a reboot and split it up into parts cuz the books are great.

@@clzm90 I'm probably not gonna trust Hollywood to make LA adaptations of my favorite book series anymore. Not after this. I mean, THEY MADE HESTER NOT UGLY! ONLY A HACK LIKE PENNYROYAL WOULD DO SUCH A THING!

clzm90 He only crammed one book on this movie actually but the first book had a hella lot of information, plot lines and schist heck even Valentine wasn't the main villain (it was supposed to be Chrome) and they skipped out the pirates like wth I thought they were cool.

I really didn't expect that. it was awwweesommeeee

Perfect.

That was cooler than the movie itself.

Test your might.

I've never read the book, but even so I could tell where huge chunks of plot and character development were probably meant to be, but just weren't in the film. The romance of the two main characters feels like it should have been just friendship with their lack of chemistry and I didn't feel an attachment to any of the fliers or the city that was getting blown up. It was clear that lots of important stuff got cut out, despite the movie's runtime.

@@Japaneseanimeguy It was just a growing friendship in the first book, with hints that it could become romance at the end, while it was a romance in the second book.

And 20% exposition.

But looks so cool while doing it.

I would guess "style over substance" done right would be... Kill Bill?

@@VRichardsn And Transformers?

@@Artrysa Transformers is not on the same level. It is "explosions over substance".

Till the blu-rays out

Only thing in common is the similar name

Many Non-comic geeks think they are the same thing, so I think it works.

Kazaa?

@@weeksweeks9552 Google Shazam Mandela Effect. A bad 90s film starring Shaquille O' Neal!!!

My geology friends and I like burst out laughing during that line and entire scene because it was a giant exposition dump. I had no idea why the Earth's crust had shifted or why that caused mobile cities.

@@captaincrunch784 I had equal fun being an archaeologist that frequents the faculty of material engineering... Watching the movie with a physics teacher

Tectonic -punch- plates!

My man, i fucking love that anime

Someone didn't read the books

i would like to, but it wasn't

Fuck, they really missed out on that.

Don't compare shit to art

Thing is that is subtle foreshadowing and that is literally the exact character he is in the book

Only if there is also a hammer with that sickle

Isn't it supposed to be I'll pay you a nickle to tickle my pickle?

@@franciscolaurean8550 If thats the case, he won't say it "we" will say it.

He's actually making those movies better. Lol.

I'm actually super interested in watching this movie now. ^^

Redlettermedia*

Hey, this isn't a bad movie. It's very fun to watch, and that's what entertainment is about.

What? Why do some people say this is a terrible movie? It was fun, entertaining, and I love the character of the zombie cyborg, so emotional.

Michaelthekiwi I gained two stones reading this comment.

But please spell it correctly

@@buckyV no

YES!!!!!

In the book, the London refugees were shot on site. I guess they wanted a happy ending though.

@@r9hu91h9r1 I thought their weren't any London refugees in the book, the whole city exploded and the few survivors didn't make their existence known until decades later.

​@@r9hu91h9r1 That's not what happened. Tom and Hester were believed to be the only survivors of the destruction of London, until they found out about the others, who still lived among the ruins and were building New London.

Undead Cyborg Dad was a Punk-Hair crossover band in the 1970's. The name sounded cool but folks who heard them paid studios to not record them.

Dunno about you but I’d watch the heck out of a zombie cyborg doing a barbecue in socks and sandals and mowing the lawn

The books are so much fun

I much prefer the stage play with mine artists.

Hester's scar looks like a scratch compared to Hester's scar in the book.

yeah my gf read them and told me the chicks face is supposed to be mutilated as fuck and its like barely a scar cuz ya know......shes still gotta be bangable

I listened to some of the audiobook A darkling plain, it sounded very dull for an emotional scene.

It might just be you who can't remember them! Hester Shaw, Tom Natsworthy, Katherine Valentine, Bevis Pod, Thaddeus Valentine, Shrike, Anna Fang, Governor Kwan, Captain Khora, Chudleigh Pomeroy, Magnus Chrome, Pandora Shaw, Yasmina, Clytie Potts, Gench, Pewsey, Orme Wreyland etc.

@@kylerenglish5698 Impressed.

But honestly that little scar on her cheek? Its nothing lol

@@blueberrymoon549 it wss extremely gnarly in the books. I only read infernal devices though, and its the third book

MrBigT The book Series is really good!

@@joshuaespinosa4902 it is indeed!

This is based off of a book? How long is the series?

allthatishere Four books. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Engines_Quartet

@@allthatishere 4 main books. And one prequel about a very loved character

not even a please?

@@joshmciver4847. Nope. Just do it already!

My gosh that movie was such a mess, can't wait for the honest trailer :D

Alita was dope af I loved that movie

@@helenline1790 First live action anime adaptation I enjoyed. Not perfect by any means, but the same flaws appear in anime and live action, which is a definite upgrade.

Yes! This is a honest trailer we need

What about the 7th element?? 😁

Yes please!

Could have swore they did that one already.

Which is why the movie didn't make any sense in any way. They pulled it off the best they could but with so many inconsistencies it was bound to be a clusterfuck. Only made it through 80% of the first book until I just said - fuck it. I also imagined the heroes as teenagers. Tom especially was such an idiot throughout with the slowest arc and character development ever.

Honest True Story. I didn't read the books. I watched the movie an hour ago on DVD. I liked the movie. I roughly figured out it must have been something like that. I think it's because no other explanation makes sense and I readily embrace that everything has a reason before I know what the reason is. I now want to read the books. It's a little silly it went so Star Wars at the end. I don't mind "I am your father" BUT do you have to say it during an actual climactic battle and as good as say "search your feelings you know it to be true"? What I wanted more of was Robot Zombie Monsters. Im sure the books have plenty right?

@@darthparallax5207 Word of warning. The book is very different, especially the star wars ending which is all i will say without giving spoilers.

Darth Parallax the books have lots of robot zombie monsters, don’t worry.

Huh... exactly how long did it supposedly take to make London mobile ? Did the apocalypse wait until the brits got their shit together before the volcanoes started blowing up ?

Can we please get the Mad Max guys to make Mortal Engines?

@@adamnesico , mmmmm, delicious man-baby tears. Keep 'em coming, wuss.

@@adamnesico Yeah, what horrible mysandry! I mean a bunch of women were saved by a gruff man communicating with them in grunts...and they willingly followed and depended on him for their salvation. Also they were soundly trashed by him even when ganging up on him. Oh and the feminist tribe died out while the "patriarchy" thrived. Come on. Misanthropic is closer to what the movie was, and even so it showed that there are both good men and good women in this hell on Earth.

Are you for real? I hated that movie. It was terrible

Oh hell yeah

@darth geekboy Should have GONE

yeah! let's ditch the one word those titles had in common! What a great idea!

MotOR cOmbAaaaAT!

they should redo it with that name

Ikr

It came to life on the screen not in real life...

tbf the sequels would have been so cool to see

Are you serious? They literally ripped out half the story, and replaced the whole London plotline where Kate and bevis try to figure out what is really going in London with 1 scene.

Yeah, the author has bad luck with adaptations like the Golden Compass. Not sure about a series though, maybe 2 movies, 3 at a stretch unless they got him on board to add information true to the world

Compass could have worked had they not altered the original content. They should have lept it pure regardless of protest

@@tiarnanhart4717 Phillip Reeve is not Phillip Pullman XD Pullman's endorsement of Mortal Engines on the cover did lead me to reading it though.

@@joeldipops yeah, mixed up my Philips

Someone forgot it wasn't Middle Earth anymore.

Agree!!!!

They'll do that about a week before the new one comes out, guaranteed.

@@Starkinator The new one comes out on Thursday, soooooo....

i liked those movies BUUUUUT i never read hellboy so i have no idea how comic accurate those versions were

@@cypher787 a As I understand it (haven't read em either) it's much much more del Toro than comics. That's not necessarily a bad thing, though, since del Toro is more creative than three other directors combined.

The cyborg dad was awesome, almost like a terminator

Yes, if they would just stick to the book, it’d have been great! It was more about their relationship, and less about Anna Fang and the anti traction league

@@danjoredd not y prefer the relathiosip with the cyti with body is from a Loly from the book

Ruery Arts she is, never said she wasn’t, but the story isn’t about her. I feel we spent a lot more time with her and the antitractionists (because they tried to make another Star Wars movie, and this wasn’t it) instead of developing Tom and Hester’s relationship

Montse Luna - The Writer's Vlog Thanks for all the comments about the books. Thats interesting :) Didnt know that

*Nathan

*Vincent

*Darren

*Duncan

Who the fuck is Klaus?

If only if only....

WE MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

I heard they stalled it in favor of developing Star Wars projects

Tron Legacy WAS the Tron sequel.

NOPE

No, because _Mortal Engines_ is amazing. Just read the books and ignore this movie.

I read this comment, and look to the right of my screen, its the honest trailer for Jupiter ascending. Now I gotta watch that!

@@cbing4828 Oh boy! RIP your soul. :'(

Heh, Hester would eat Jupiter alive with a side of dog meat and muddy water. Like the guys said; books are way better

And Xanax after watching it

I just watched it because of the honest trailer, and it actually turned out to be pretty good. Just throw disbelief out the window, and you'll be entertained.

dont listen to people the movie was good bro i actually enjoyed idk people must always hate

St Patrick's actual name was Maewyn Succat

DLC skin for Kano

@@BigEOT3 reminds me more of Ermac because of the green in his eyes. Maybe even Jax 🤔

Jon Singing the entire time. "Oh Yeah!"

(Gasps) Yes!

BEST IDEA EVER... After that Gone with the Wind, Citizen Kane and Wizard of Oz. JUST RIP EM’ A NEW ONE. But the Citizen Kane I’d be most interested in, as the other 3 are kinda easy to rip apart.

@@JenniferMcMahonhawaii78 Snow White! The most iconic Princess of all time and animated film (ever.

Are the books that good? Been looking for something to read these days

@@yellowmonkey449 I think its YA? Read 'The Blade Itself' by Joe Aber-Crombie instead if you want awesome fantasy without cliche nothing teenager stories.

What? This movie was only the first book.

@Everyone The books were great, yes this was only book one, but had elements of book 2 included. However, there was too much in book 1 to cram into 2 hours, hence why it was all action, no character. I'd have preferred to see more changes to the source material, tbh, keeping the spirit, but not every plot detail and event.

@@fatalshore5068 Thanks man

Literally all I needed to do was see the shot of her unmasked in the trailer, I knew they didn't understand the book and didn't pay any more attention to the film.

Win a goldfish here.

@@zacarybruner2600 Yeah that too! lol

That would made the while movie kinda pointless since most of the people in London are innocent. And I like the other daughter more than Hester.

Unfortunately innocent people die all the time. What matters is how the ending is important for establishing the story and themes of the other books.

This summed up my thoughts so well.

The movie is just... So average. So much potential wasted. Shame

"Giant Moving Cities!" Me: Yawn "These attractive people!" Me: Don't let the door hit you on the way out. "Undead cyborg dad!" Me: NOW you have my attention!

The books' spinoff series, Fever Crumb, went into his origins.

He actually gets revived later in the book series, it's great

Shrike was the best character in the series, by far. He was just such an interesting person.

You definitely want to read the books. You find out where he ends up and the prequels give his complete backstory. The last bit written about him that explains why even as a stalker he's so compelled to protect children is such a sudden sad and beautiful twist.

I thought her name was Esther.

I heard it more like "HEST-AAAAARRRRRR"

Ye Same

I feel ya.

Bless us poor book readers

Maybe someday we will get an animated series that can do a better job.. Or at least a slightly good job...

The books do not ffing matter...Cinema Sins.

Definitely

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