Honest Trailers | Uncharted 

For sure. But let’s be very clear here - the mummy would have also been bad if Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg would have been the main cast instead of mr Frazier and Rachel weisz

The genre is called adventure and it’s more like bad copies of Indiana Jones.

That and Peter Parkour

The Mummy itself became its own bad movie.

@@eradicatedpulse6896 no

Dude, I hate to tell you this but... The stories of Uncharted are the stories of generic action movies. We just have more attachment to them because we directly interactct and the Uncharted games blend together that interaction to make it more seamless and immersive than any other series.

Wahlnuts

Hang on a minute. “Generic action movie with actors you recognize”… Why does that sound similar to something else that was released this year? Oh, wait…the January disaster that shall not be named.

Adapt any Uncharted game directly, and you have a generic action movie.

Even if they adapted the game perfectly it would still be inferior to playing the game. The artistry in those games are unmatched. I spent so much time in those games just taking in the sceneries.

I died

Me too

Laughed so hard i started choking on my sammich.

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💯😩🤣

Parkour!!!

I'm at work trying not to laugh 😭😭😭

I thought that was pickle rick lol

😂😂😂😂

They think they can sell a bad movie by exploiting Tom Holland face.

😆

Wait do they

Sad thing is that it worked

The fact that you thought Tom Holland was saying Parkour everytime says everything about the movie. It actually feels like something the writes could have added.

I'm ashamed to admit it but same.

I'll be expecting "Parkour!" sound bytes at the end of the EWW video for this movie.

Here I thought they were real and that the writers were self-aware enough to make jokes in an obviously terrible film. Silly me.

I caught it the first time, they really need to do a trailer for the office. I have been commenting on every video. smh

i like it

not by a mile but that's an okay opinion

Ah come on, Doom was fun

Sure it is, a passive way to earn money

Nice

. . . damned, he is right

Brendon Fraser even resembles Nate Drake in those movies.

@@somerandolad Except his first two mummy movies are actually good,enjoyable and fun to watch.

Uh noooo, THE MUMMY sucked. RED NOTICE, JUNGLE CRUISE, and UNCHARTED are a lot better than THE MUMMY.

@@CodyFairlessLee And then you have The Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise. And oh boy was it bad.

He should have spoken the "da da dee"s though.

Except he said “I love ht…and twiiiiiins” instead. Sneaky.

@@QDWhite I don't get it

@@user-vi4xy1jw7e me neither. I had to google it once I transcribed it. I guess it's from some Manga somewhere.

@@QDWhite HT = Honest Trailer.

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen is the MST3K guys doing the Twilight movies. Every time there is a long awkward pause they would yell "Line!" I mean it literally never got old. This was like that...just perfectly timed and insightful.

Same. I was like, wait what? And had to rewind it to realize it.

Parkour shouts are from The Office. You can distinctly hear michael scotts's parkour.

the office😂😂😂

That’s how dumb this movie’s dialogue is that you would believe such a thing.

They got a gamer in the writers room!

Would have been accurate of it was in reference to Microsoft rather than PS

I didnt really get it until I remembered what EA did to Dead Space and what Sony is doing with Spider-Man movies. Xbox people will get angry about the Disney and gaming thing though.

@@Reject101Personal I assume you mean buying things up. They were saying "general storytelling competence that makes everyone else's crap look like crap, for their games; self sabotaging near term focus on financials to the detriment of all the properties they have to their long term failure, for their movies"

@@SimonBuchanNz and where is this quote you pulled from then?

i thought i'm the only one who noticed it😂

Parkour!

pARKOUR

I think he said it because it is something his kid said but yeah I totally missed that in the movie. Nice Easter egg!

Nice catch

@@stephenjackman3749 This is true :)

It's actually kinda in the 3rd game, when he's talking to Charlie Cutter and he says "what's the matter, kitty doesn't like getting wet?"

I didn't care for it at all. But I would look up how long Tangled took to be made, it was definitely longer than that. Fortunately that was a good movie. But sometimes I would guess they put a lot of money and time into a movie that's not great and there is not much they can do about it at that point except make it anyway.

Between that and the "Disney of gaming, EA of film" lines, I snorted beer out my nose twice.

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@@tomholland1493 i thought you quit social media, tommy

@@galileo707 where are you from ?

@@tomholland1493 mamma mia,italy

Disney of gamming? For the woke crap? I would say nintendo is the disney of gamming, but i have to admit playstation wokeness is so annoying

@@dantenajera9687 Don't do that to Nintendo, at least Japan isn't pandering to Woke mob

Haven't seen the movie in scared but play the game and just seeing the two main characters make u upset

ok

Same. Never played those games so maybe that's why I liked the movie lol

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We are all furious honestly, those who likes it uhhhhhhh

he's doing public service by sparing us from watching these movies

I wonder if he narrates other annoying things in life, like having to wait in line for that really slow cashier or trying to figure out why your kids can’t pick up after themselves?

Honest Trailers Guy: ACTING! Thank you, thank you!

Like what character work? I'm genuinely curious. I've never played the game.

@@asherujudo7383 I think the easiest thing to say is that's it's much more interesting to give the audience a sense of history with the characters without showing much of it than it is seeing two people blandly stumble together for the first time.

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear rod

@@motherplayer yup. You got a sense of Nathan Drake and what he's like and the kind of background he has without making the first game an origin story. Uncharted 4 showed his origin, sure, but that origin played into the adventure of the game. The origin wasn't the adventure like it is in the film.

@@Susanoo7108 and tbh it was more about foreshadowing the ending than to show off his origins

Yeah thats how it probably went Also tom spiderrr man holland is popular right now

"What's that, Spider-Man is a NoGunz? Well, so is Nathan Drake now!"

Sony exec 1: We need to cast Nathan Drake in our Uncharted movie. Who do we already have under contract? Sony exec 2: Tom Holland Sony exec 1: He’ll do.

I liked the idea when the project was originally announced and implied to be in his teenage year. Didn't expect much but I thought maybe, JUST MAYBE, they could at least make something enjoyable. There's what I get for thinking .

he's also the executive producer

Decode it.

@@NoneOfTheAbove123 Done "I love ho... and twiiiiiins"

@@jonathanm.1240 "HT" not "ho". Honest Trailers, i presume.

@@jonathanm.1240 I was wondering why it was such a long message lol.

I thought something was wrong with my headphones when I started hearing beeping sounds.

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PARKOUR!!

@@lucievaillancourt8739 hardcore parkour!

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@@tomholland1493 Borne in Zimbabwe Originaly, Now living in Australia. Though, been in Aus longer than Zim, so I guess that makes me more australia in the end?

Okay so can we chat on WhatsApp ok

@@tomholland1493 Sorry mate, this is a bit dodgy. Especialy off the internet. Gonna have to refuse.

@@brandonpollastri5757 no not at all 👍

They are using the worst writers on the planet, many of them from other countries because they work cheap. Also, many of these new writers never read any literature. Truly great writers after WWII were well-read and all studied literature in HS and some in graduate-level education. Another few generations and all scripts will be in Twittter-ese.

Gotta bust those writers' unions somehow.

I don't know about Death Note... There's a lot of thought/Mono-/Dialogue in there that doesn't translate to movie-audience very well. Though that doesn't excuse the existing clusterfck of "movies" with the same nah

@@EliasMheart Death Note if adapted well won't have the widest audience. But that's the problem- the assumption that every nerd ip appeals to the same demo.

Assassin's Creed is a difficult area I think. I liked the film but there is a lot to consider.

Please make more videos.

It scared the hell out of me because I thought it was some kind of emergency broadcast that I'd never heard before. Kicked up my heart.

@@valkyrie9646 ME TOO! made me also realize I'm so not ready for any emergency.

I thought it was my sticky keys going ballistic

They made a Terrible Resident evil reboot

I haven't seen the movie or played the games, but when i saw the poster for Uncharted while i went to the cinema for Sonic 2 i actually thought Mark was the guy playing Nathan because he looks more like the character from the games then Tom does.

@@robmacher3253 Judging from the likes, lots of people thought the same, myself included.

Good thing we at least have the fan film he made. 😁

He is perfect in looks, but the man is over 50 now

@@sethsamuel3023 so is Mark Wahlberg though

Don’t think Uncharted games are that old. He was young during his Firefly days. That predates Uncharted

@@Damon242 Wahlberg didn't play Nathan Drake

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Great decoding 🎧

So many "Yay, Morse" comments here. Good to see that at least one other person bothered to translate the code :) For the persistent are the easter-eggs. Dunno what "twiiiiiins" stands for, though. Any speculation? The movie w/ Arnie/DannyDeVito? Or just "twins"?

Given that this was for Uncharted, I'm surprised more people took literal code at face value. I'm also curious about the significance of the twiiiiiins, but I was thinking it would be really funny if this was a clever baby announcement to friends by sending them the link to the video and asking them to decode it.

We kind of have one. That low budget fan film Nathan Fillion did had the characters down exactly, even if the setting had to be "gangster's mansion with critical intel" because budget. Literally all that needed was a budget and another hour and 20 minutes, but Hollywood is Hollywood.

Could have been better than even Indiana Jones

We already have great Uncharted movies, they're called Uncharted 1 through 4.

But here is the thing: Sony is the least competent Hollywood studio.

@@westrim can you post link of Nathan Fillion's fanfiction? I've always wanted him to be Drake but now he's too old to be Nate

I envy you.

Exactly! I don't have time to sit through crap anymore so I just watch the honest trailer.

Check out pitch meetings

@@aitanlewis6936 ^100% this

@@rowanb4395 oh yeah def bro def

Say Marky Mark enough times & you sound like a seal

You'd think it'd be the easiest thing to ever make

@@lewisnorden3744 Right???

Watch the Nathan Fillion short on RU-vid instead. You'll be happier.

My sentiments exactly. The incompetence of Hollywood film executives never ceases to amaze me.

I had the same thoughts about newer the Tomb Raider movie. I was excited when it was announced but never watched it because reviews said it was a let down.

Exactly.

Unfortunately Fillion doesn’t have the huge box office numbers to make investors comfortable.

The fan film was perfect. It would have been a good 8 part Netflix show instead of a movie.

Nathan Fillion has the charm, but he's a bit too old and yeah, he doesn't have the box office numbers for them to risk it.

@@RichardDuryea how dare you besmirch the good name of capt malcolm reynolds, of course he is a big name, they might just unestimate how many would see a movie because he is in it. 😀

Loser.

please do

It pains me that there won't be any Twilight Honest Trailers. Those are my favourite

Painfull no not really waiting a week is not a problem for me unless you are 10 years old

They meant it in the business sense, not the content sense.

but were there ads during the film?

I've thought of them like that since Amazing Spider-Man

LMAO. Who the hell plays nintendo. They still on mario aren't they?

@@arcanea9598 Kinda like Disney is with Mickey Mouse.

I mean.... for Uncharted they used actual proper actors not just random interns reading the script, actors they mocaped together acting out those scenes, not just combat animation and a highly experienced director (Gordon Hunt). so its not like Uncharted, etc level of video game acting was normal at the time. its more common now, bit it didn't used to be and that acting even then was on part with live action productions. Movie's issues was that there was no heart to the writing. characters didn't feel like characters, they felt like excuses for action scenes/quip dispensers. The whole thing felt like it was written by an algorithm.

Didn't pander to China every 45 minutes. Seems like the algorithm missed

Given my 1st name, it could read, "Mark heard, 'But when Marky Mark remark on your mark, mark my words, you're Marky Mark's next mark'", quoted Mark.

The text is a spoof. It reads "I love HT... and twiiiiiins" . HT is HonestTrailers, i assume. Dunno what twiiiiiins is intended to represent. If you don't speak Morse, try an online morse-to-text tool with dots and dashes.

I just knew it was ACTUALLY Mark talking. Then I thought, "What? No."

Yeah, I would have bet money on it but I don’t think he would make fun of himself that freely haha

@@marcwinslow685 Right. Most of these celebs lack a sense of humor. 😏

So, uh.... How's Mario treated you recently?