Hong Xiuquan & The Taiping Rebellion: The Chinese Christian Rebels who got 30 Million People Killed 

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Chinese history be like: "I failed my government entrance exam." - *100 million civilians perish*.

Ah yes, the Taiping Rebellion. Also known as my favorite historical schizo post.

Europeans: Hooray! A Christian China! Hong Xiuquan: Yeah I’m the brother of Christ! Europeans: *record scratch* say what now

This is why asian parents are so obsessed with their kid`s success. No one, wants another Taiping Rebelion.

Hong Xiuquan: I failed my entrance exam, so I tried world domination. Some Austrian Dude: We've all been there, buddy.

To think none of this ever would’ve happened if they just let Hong Xiquan pass his exams. Reminds me of another guy who ended up killing millions because he was rejected from School.

The Qing has fallen, millions must worship the brother of Jesus Christ

Its so interesting that Hong had his own Judas, but he killed him.

The most unrealistic part of this is that his Asian parents actually supported his alternate career paths even after he failed a major exam

I’m impressed at how many Chinese always die in a conflict but still stay the most populous nation in the world.

"The East has fallen, MILLIONS MUST PRAISE THE LORD!"

You: "My brother in Christ" Me, a Chinese intellectual: "My brother is Christ" ✝✝✝

I felt like every person who failed the imperial exam either being forgotten or ended up leading a rebellion.

Chinese Guy: > Fails test > Starts bloodiest conflict in the history of mankind, so far Austrian guy:

“Hong, the Holy Bro”

average chinese conflict be like “minor rebellion, 45 trillion dead. half canibalized”

You have realise that Sun Yat Sen is also a Hakka and was inspired by the stories of the Taiping Rebellion when he was growing up

A little cheeky having Hong's older brother holding the Lance of Longinus, you could poke an eye out with that thing.

not even Mao was so wild

He cant keep making so good videos!!!! 😭 Top tier as always.

Crazy how much influence one person can have ✝️

And this, kids, is why chinese governments get extremely twitchy when they see organised religion getting involved in politics.

I like the fact that Shi Dakai is the only one of the generals to actually have more than two brains cells to point out infighting is detrimental when they're in the middle of a war with an enemy garrison is camped outside your capital

Ah yes that time when china went completely bonkers and had the most bloody civil conflict in history

the kenshi music is so fitting considering the similarities between heavenly kingdom and the holy nation. probably wouldve ended up like the hn if they won too

It would be wild if this is how China became a superpower ✝️

Honestly I think the most fascinating thing about the Taiping Rebellion is asking what the FUCK would the world have been like if it succeeded.

Very interesting how the Taiping basically collectivised the agriculture and created kind of a proto communist state

fun fact, one of Hong Xiuquan's early teachers was either a Baptist or a Methodist from America (I forget which, exactly) and the God Worshipper Society was a lot like American Evangelical Protestants

If Hong Xiuquan won, he would basically became the Chinese Muhammad, and the Baishangdijiao would not be considered a Christian variant but like Islam, an Abrahamic but completely separate religion. And thus the Abrahamic religions would dominate the whole world except India and Japan. The Baishangdijiao dogma is actually a lot more interesting than "Hur dur I'm Jesus' brother". They believe the ancient Shangdi(上帝, "lord of the up") that was worshipped in ancient China (like, Shang dynasty oracle bone ancient, 3000 years ago) were the same being as Yahweh. But as time went on, the Chinese became corrupted and started worshiping idols and their own ancestors instead of Shangdi/Yahweh/God. Finally when Qin Shi Huang united China and considered himself greater than 王(king), so he invented a new term for himself, the Huangdi (皇帝, emperor). It's like a giant "fuck you" to Shangdi, so he abandoned the Chinese and went blessing the west instead. If you notice the Qin dynasty started about 200 years before Jesus' birth, you can kinda see how he formed this reasoning.

Everytime I learn something about the rebellion it is just so crazy from start to finish. ✝

This was one of my favorite bits of any of the Flashman books.

Dude even had his own horus heresy

When I first heard of this rebellion, I thought it was just a lot of really angry writers

✝️ THEY MUST KNOW!

Imagine if he was actually the second coming of Christ but he lost 💀

Not gonna lie, this is my favorite war. Its so weird and crazy.

Western Nations: “Oh cool, a Christian movement in China is gaining popularity, let’s go check it out!” Hong Xiquan: “ *I AM THE SON OF GOD AND THE BROTHER OF CHRIST!* *I HAVE BEEN SENT TO THIS WORLD TO PURGE THE MANCHU DEMONS, A BRING ABOUT A NEW CHINESE ORDER!* ” Westerners: “……..uhhhh.”

I hope this goes all the way into Puyi’s story, Manchukuo and Puyi’s life after everything. It’s an amazing story

China: S-Source? Hong: In my dream...

Look, i know Zheng He the muslim chinese were pretty good, but Chinese jesus is absolutely the BASED and the GOAT.

Admission test failures have started the two deadliest wars in human history.

✝Viva Cristo rey✝

One of the best chapters in Chinese History.

This sounds like a plot to an anime.

The fact they were more stable than the qing which is wild

Hoping you would cover this the taiping rebellion deserve more Attention

This video is too good to have so little views, i don't care if it's only been 10 days, this artstyle is too clean and good

Can't wait for the Boxer Rebellion.

*Chinese History Be like* >man fails imperial exams >Has a fever dream >Proclaims himself brother of Jesus *30 Million People Perish*

Thank you for the superb presentation, CallMeEzekiel! I do wonder how the CCP handles this religious revelation from Hong Xiuquan in the school curricula of the People's Republic of China.

✝✝✝✝✝✝✝ THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!

✝️✝️✝️✝️ GOD HAS A SECOND SON ✝️✝️✝️✝️ ✝️✝️✝️✝️ HIS NAME IS HONG XIQUAN ✝️✝️✝️✝️ ✝️✝️✝️✝️ LONG LIVE THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM ✝️✝️✝️✝️

Nice video, man! oh, also, after this I highly suggest you do the Paraguayan war.

When that sweet Kenshi soundtrack hits at 19:05

When the deadliest conflict in human history is started by a dude having a bad trip

Rooting for the heavenly kingdom NGL

Leaving a comment for our boy, ✝God's Chinese Son, Hong Xiuquan.

And hundred years later one guy who failed to enter a art university, did kind of the same thing 💀💀

The Taiping Rebellion is basically a path from a HOI4 mod that happened in real life.

It's wild to think that while this was happening in China, Ireland was still reeling from the potato famine, the US won the Mexican American war, and Otto Von Bismarck became a statesman in Prussia, the 1800s were crazy

Only people who watched his stream from like 2 months ago expected this, he gave us a hint and I’ve been waiting for it

That time when asian christians went hardcore

Imagine how concerned was Hong's family when they heard of his visions and his new identity.........

Bro that fact that he had the dream/vision and it wasn't just some random crap is interesting. Makes you think that maybe it is a vision (although I know how the rebellion ends so idk..)✝

In all seriousness, the Taiping Rebellion is one of the most interesting yet crazy wars ever!

Theocratic Communism with Imperial Chinese Characteristics. Found a new ideology to scizo post about.

Modern high school students after failing: Dagnamit i need to try harder. Some random Chinese man after failing:

Soon...the Ever Victorious Army...

You know after just finishing my midterms I can understand how this student went this far. Like yeah I’d also go mad and probably try to overthrow the government that class was bullshit

When you fail the civil service exam four times: Guess i"ll revolt

Oh yes ✝️

Y'all ever find something you didn't know about, think it's fake because of how weird it is, and then get proven wrong?

Lore of The Taiping Rebellion | Hong Xiuquan, the God-Worshipper Society & The Heavenly Kingdom | Polandball momentum 100

SMH, everyone knows to disable the taiping rebels when playing China, resets my modernization every single time.

Maybe I can state I’m the son of jeff bezos and become the heir to his fortune maybe start a nation

Alright now im thinkng boxer rebellion and 55 days at peking

We finally found him. Gods drunkest driver; Hong Xiuquan

i mean technically all believers are considered brothers in christ and children of god so i the vision but where he messed up was assuming he is god

The Taiping rebellion: When Xavier Renegade Angel became reality

Isn't it funny when those wacky senerios you make up in your head end up being real Chinese history

What keyboard did they use in this rebellion?

Playing eu4 while watching this got me a scared for a single second.

Ezekiel: "Among them was a Cock, a Dragon and a Tiger." Me: Whoa whoa whoa, you can't gloss over that.

✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️God is good, genuinely wish this succeeded. He was actually the Brother of Jesus of course but I think even non believers can agree a Christian China would be much better than what happened IRL

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Me eating the kids after this one 🔥🔥🔥

In fact, from Wendigoon's knowledge, Jesus did has siblings, but they turned their backs on him because of jealousy. So in fact it gave credence to Hakka claiming the Vatican was infiltrated by "Devil-Dogs" especially with how they played their cards throughout history. And who they supported, Hakka was pretty much right about it all.

Ah yes, Hong the harrowing habitual heroine hoarder

I cant imagine how awkward it was for Hong and Jesus when he was trialed.

They forced a dead guy to adopt a child, what

I just realized his name wasn't Hans :c

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也或坏 is Chinese for God, and is often a direct translation in Chinese bibles.

Hong is what Muhammad looks like if he was slightly decent and doesn't make Johnny Sins look like a choir boy in comparison.

No how about this one☦️ 7:24

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Cant into civil service? hOW ABOUT CIVIL WAR INSTEAD?

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