DAVID BASZUCKI BOSSFIGHT STUFF Dialogue * You know... I don't care about banning every game anymore. * After I ban you and gain total control over ROBLOX I want to delete everything. * All your pwns, everyone's tix. I WILL BRING THEM ALL BACK TO ZERO! * Then we can pwn everything all over again. * And do you know the best part of tihs? You will PWN them. * And then you will get banned by me again * And again * And again!! * Because you want a "corporate free" platform. * Because you "made your games." * Because you "never stop pwning." * Isn't that ###########? Your "pwnage," the power that let you get this far... It will be your BAN REASON! * Now, ENOUGH SKIDding around. It's time to ban everything once and for all! *banhammer 9000* * Even after that attack, you're still making alt accounts? Wow, you really ARE a PWNzor. But don't get too ####y. Up until now, I've been using a fraction of my REAL pwns! Let's see how good your pwns are against TIHS!! * Muahahaha!!11!1 Behold my TURE pwnage! * I can feel it... Every time you get pwned, your grip on this account slips away. Every time you get pwned, your friends void you a little more. Your account will end here, in a platform where no one knows you... * Still, you're respawning...? That's fine. In a few pwns, you'll be banned, too. That skill will serve you well in your next account! * Muahaha... Still!? Ocme on... Show me what good your PWNING is now!1!11!! doing save is too hard to put in this context SPECIAL THANKS * ROFL... Did you REALLY tihnk it was OVR!?!? I mean, we haven't even done the Special Tahnks yte... Ready? Let's pwn all of this for good! other stuff CHECK Legendary pwner made of every account on the platform. The Absolute GOD of banning! It's the end. "The true final pwning" was finally beginning. DAVID blocks the way! The whole platform is being banned. ATTACKS David charges "COPYRIGHT STRIKES." David calls on "BAN HAMMERS." David readies "UNREASONABLE BANS." David readies "HYPERLASER." David readies "DMCA STRIKES." David readies "MASS BANNING." David calls on "ULTRA BAN HAMMERS." David readies "DUAL HYPERLASERS." David readies "SERVER ROOM OVERLOADER." ACT You held on to your tix... You reduced how much pwning you'll take this turn! You kept holding on. pwning reduced! You think about why you're respawning now... You can feel the empty space in your backpack get smaller and smaller! Your backpack fills up with medkits. Can't move your player. Nothing happened. You mash. Nothing happened. HACKING over DAVID'S account seems like the only way to defeat him... But, having never hacked before, you lack the power to do it. You tried to reach your HACK button. Nothing happened. You tried again to reach your HACK button. Nothing happened. Seems HACKING david really is impossible. ... But... Maybe, with what little power you have... You can HACK something else. !?!? You reached out to DAVID'S ACCOUNT and called out to your friends. They're in there somewhere, aren't they? ... Within the depths of DAVID'S ACCOUNT, something's resonating..! Within the depths of DAVID'S ACCOUNT, something's resonating..! You called out to your friends with all your account. From somewhere, you felt their pwns... You feel something faintly resonating within DAVID. You feel something resonating within DAVID. You feel something strongly resonating within DAVID. You feel your friends' PWNS resonating within DAVID! Strangely, as your friends remembered you're pwns... Something else began resonating within the ACCOUNT, stronger and stronger. It seems that there's still one last person that needs to be HACKED. But who...? ... Suddenly, you realize. You reach out and call their username.
@@isuckatediting6898 >steal joke from item tooltip >refuse to admit >post said stolen joke on an unrelated youtube comment section >probably never return
"Seeing your place of happiness subduct into the fires of corporate messages and public reputation articles... It fills you with sadness, but happiness too. You made so many memories there... Suddenly, you remember, There is still so many users in your view. No matter how hard the corporation tries... The community will always be the block avatars it came from, no modern avatars will shake that belief, nor will the metaverse branding do so either. Seeing the steadfast belief that Roblox will always fail in trying to change the tides of the community... It fills you with determination.
Chat I've done it. PACIFIST: You play as NOOB your journey starts in a lost valley known as "logland" You are greeted by an unknown figure, they call themselves, ROBLOX. You are given a gentle smile, then you black out. You wake up in a Small town called STARTER PLACE. This has been a thriller, so you decide to look around. You are found by GUEST, he looks quite similar to you, but in different clothes. His speech is hard to understand, but he says. "noob. I know what you are doing here. Trust me, and you will make it out safe. Its pwn or be pwned in these lands. You didnt understand him. A few moments later, a big, huggable Robloxian comes along. They call themselves "builderman" Builderman: "Oh, a new player. My name is builderman. You must be very lost. Come, I will guide you. You take a slow walk down STARTER PLACE with Builderman. Then they say. "Sometimes, a robloxian will try to pwn you. In this situation, chat with them, add them. Pwning back will be a.. well.. you dont have to worry about that new one." You nod. After walking for a while, builderman says. "Oh, roblox needs me. Dont leave, ok?" Obviously, this huge guy wasnt gonna boss you around, so you leave. You go on an adventure around, talk to a couple BACONS, and find yourself in a very cozy blue place. Builderman finds you and looks concerned. "New one.. erm.. how did you get here? This is roblox hq. Please go back outside, ill be back in a minute." You continue. "Go outside, please new one." You continue. Sigh, "all of you always do this. They SPAWN, they PWN, they leave. Sad is it not" You continue. "This is your final warning, new one. Go outside." You continue, Builderman is silent. "..." "..." "Very well." "Builderman wields a ban hammer, it seems GARGANTUAN" "You can feel your very account swirling." *builderman bossfight, spared* "Okay, new one. I wish you luck. But do not say I didn't warn you." You venture on into a place they call... Suburban? (this is a roblox template like starter place) You hear a glitchy sound.. what is that? footsteps getting louder, louder, louder, You are unable to move. A dark figure is behind you. "hey pal.. new face huh..." "go ahead and.. shake my hand." you don't shake his hand "come on.. first impressions right?" you don't shake his hand.. but you did? your arm moved by itself.. "C'mon, ill show you around names uh... uhh... Jhonaby..." "Yeah... thats a good name." ill continue soon lads
Builderman moveset: Hammers both sides of the box, using debries to damage you Swings at random corners and sides of the box, creating "!" Areas for you to leave Sends spinning, curving hammers into you from the top of the box, when they turn or their speed is random Does a flinch attack which he hammers the box at a gigantic speed, but its a blue attack Final attack before he is spared: hammers the box down, breaking it apart, then, a mayhem of hammers and debries fly around along with the gargatuan ban hammers, flying around and shaking the screen, causing even more debries, surviving this attack makes builderman weaponless and ready to be spared
Dear LORD, this has the PERFECT differences to make it still like the classic song, while not overpowering it with the classic 2009 theming. ....World revolving next.
POV: You're the last one standing on your doomspire team... Green base has been destroyed! Blue base has been destroyed! But then, you need to fight 4 people at once... You can't do it... But then... Your dead teammates chat messages call out to you... "pwn him!" "For teh epik duck!" ...
"You're the last man standing complete the mission" That one vagabond sweat who has been collecting dogtags and now has 30+ dogtags: you we're filled with determination
“Finally, I was so tired of being forgotten” “It’s me Builderman, your best friend, JOHN DOE” “But it refused” “You might not be able to save the game, but you can save the classic memory’s” “Your filled with nostalgia”
You are filled with dreams of thousands, maybe even more! amazing Roblox games yet to be made! You are filled with hope from all the devs and people trying to make a genuine fun game instead of a simulator!
Its scary how u think obtaining the 10 periastron will get you: 50%damage reduction Sigma dash boost (extreme mobility) Rock boost (high ground mobility) Azure parry (counter all melee attacks) Charteruz shield (counter every gear projectiles) Grimgold sonar (locate people who hides) Invisibility (unpredictable) Supernova sun (even crowds can kill) Amethyst comet (shut down flying gears) And much more... Truly an unstoppable force if u know what ure doing
The nostalgia of ROBLOX fills you with hopes The memories of the friends and foes you made along the way fills your mind with dreams of seeing them again one day The adventure across many games fills you with enjoyment The chaos of destroying walls, taking on zombie towers and building to survive the zombies, fills you with fun You recollect on it all, and you call out for help The voices of the past of defending a house from a hoard of zombies, sword fighting on heights, surviving disasters, and destroying the Roblox towers call out to you Hearing the voices you know this isn't the end as you continue to power your imagination, there is somebody left to save. Roblox, themself.
Can you please do the buddyfight 100 theme next? Like imagine how good it'll sound! Also this was a absolutely astonishing and articulate I can't wait to hear your new songs too!
"When the predators of roblox finally become a good person. Roblox Does Egghunts and adds an extra Teapot hunt. Your favourite youtuber starts uploading again." "You are filled with... Happiness and Nostalgia."
Bricks and pwns: Save list: Shedletsky Builderman Telamon Clockworks MRDOOMBRINGER Noob THE last guest The seven legendary gears: Sword Trowel Slingshot Paintball gun Rocket launcher Superball Bomb Enemy: Ellernate Attacks: Ellernate hails “classic meteors” Ellernate charges “hyper laser” Ellernate slices through with “Crescendo” Phase 2: Cutscene attack: Hammer of doom Ellernate infuriates with “Dark heart wave” Ellernate speeds through with “Illumina rush” Ellernate attacks with “linked slice” Ellernate shoots “rocket barrage” Ellernate shoots “sling chaos” Ellernate bombs with “bomb kamikaze” Ellernate blocks with “builder wall” Ellernate charges “hyper ball” Dialogue: “HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!” “You shall not get in my way” “Once I ban you, town of Robloxia will be mine!” “ENOUGH. ITS TIME I INITIATE THE TRUE HACK”
