Horny Little Dork - SNL 

i think you may know the reason haha

@@jinx8870 lol

Funny. Your profile picture doesn't look like my husband, but...

@@greytgreytx 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RIP you.

Don't forget, she's married .... to a married man.

You feminists ask for this.

​@@SuperChuckRaney sorry if I'm not getting a joke but what does this mean?

@@tellmewill what it means is the woman has changed and the man has not. A woman will do hotter nastier things with you in a hotel room when she doesn't know your last name ;then she will when she's in love with you and married to you. They forget what kind of tramps they were ;)

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so to clarify...are you married? because if not this isnt about you. youre worse.

So your wife hasn't had the talk with you yet? About how acting like a 6 year old is actually NOT a turn-on, lol?

Showed it to my partner. She literally said, "Did you feel attacked by that?" 🤣

this is your sign to stop!

😂😂😂

Lmao

Facts 😂

🤣🤣 so TRUE...!!!!

Exactly! 😂😂👍

I had to double check... good eye

she ought to do way more comedies. she has a gift for it.

​@ANGELISUNCHAINED both.

Took me tf out

@ANGELISUNCHAINED …uhh did you miss the part where they literally took the time to very clearly state *“this has been happening since the dawn of time”?* I don’t know what is with so many people’s desperate need to paint “modern women/men” as some brand new species. It just screams insecure, ignorant, and regressive.

Too real. Too real. 😢

And the follow up. Like, dang. I wish you wanted this, too, but like- the foundation of a relationship that works is when you’re both willing to prioritize the other person’s needs over your own sometimes. It doesn’t have to be every time prioritizing the other person’s needs, but it’s gotta be more often than “never.”

@@DarthTofu2a relationship is a place you go to give not a place you go to get

@@clydenolet736 that’s the give part of “give and take.” But take what you’ve said to its logical extreme- if a relationship is only “a place you go to give, not a place you go to get” and your partner isn’t seeing it that way, then you’re endlessly giving while receiving nothing. Hopefully that isn’t a common theme for relationships, but let’s also not pretend that all giving and getting are equally valued by all people in a relationship. It is moral and right to communicate your needs to your partner, and it is not okay for your partner to try to invalidate or ignore those needs by refusing to work with you on them. The solution doesn’t have to be “just grit your teeth and bear it,” and in not advocating for that- the solution needs to stem from communication and be centered around a compromise that respects the boundaries of everyone involved. And if there isn’t a compromise that can respect that, then it may well be time to admit that those people aren’t compatible with one another.

@@clydenolet736that’s an unhealthy way to look at relationships, and it signs you up for abuse. A relationship is a two way street. You should give, yes, but if you’re communicating your wants and needs and your partner is just laughing at them and telling you that they’re not important, that’s unacceptable behavior in a relationship. Flip the script on this video. If this were a woman complaining that her husband never wanted to be intimate and actively laughed and dismissed her when she tried to initiate, would you be chastising her for wanting to have sex and giving her the tired, judgey platitudes?

The reverb on that line was hilarious

Best line ever.

That echo 😂

Had an ex who fell into a British accent while meeting my BFF. He wanted to impress her… he did not.

Certainly, Milady...

😂😂😂

My husband was so mad for its accuracy He hates the sketch 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

​@@deesasster8827ahahahahaaa

😂😂😂

That part really made me laugh

hehehehheheeeeeeeeeheEEEEEEEEELhehshfhsfhsdhf;hdhh teEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee u goober get rizzed to heck my guy u skibidi toilet rizzler chat

That's not what taking a stand us, it's caking out

Especially as Steve Baker is an odious conservative MP from the UK...

I'm just glad she didn't say "Yard Boy."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to both comments!

@@pxrays547tf is that emoji

@@colem209 "Laughing Green Man."

dawww i love your little doggy photo :)

"There's got to be another way"

That one hurt.

@@CorePathwaybut was accurate

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And now there is, with Jar Glove!

Your sides aching? Really buddy…really?

Your sides aching? Really buddy…really?

Its called "acting"....

Yeah, she... didn't kill it in the live sketches? She was really stiff. But that worked super well in the recorded stuff. Maybe just a bit of an artist?

@@cmck1777 agree. I think she's accustomed to being a screen actor with not much experience in stage acting, and very little comedy.

No it wasn't

This is Matt Schatt unhinged.

You need help. Be better.

@@cwg73160 Do I? I was making an observation about his character in the sketch. It is supposed to be a horror spoof after all.

Terrifyingly Accurate, yes

It's the part that's going straight over women's heads as we speak. lol

Women are ruining their husbands and won't even acknowledge this.

Ya, the fact is, this behavior evolved out of being rejected. The "dorkiness" is a way to both test the waters while protecting yourself from rejection.

most definitely lol, a lot of guys are trying to not seem too demanding or dominant for fear of looking predatory to women and this is what comes from it.@@SpaceTimeManipulatorSTM

It's a funny sketch, and as such, it holds some uncomfortable truths

I actually disagree with this one. I would still like this

@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTcap

@@JDMimeTHEFIRST Meh, you might think you do, but it's more likely that when he does it he gets denied.

@@HyBrad Or that she's still too early enough in the relationship that it hasn't kicked in yet. Give her time.

it only works if the military keeps him away six months at a time

Did you have sex with him afterward, or must there be another way? 😁

Omg, what should I search to see this?

Rise and Grind

​@stafusthis is unfortunately very true. to add to that, I was also raised in that environment. sex is the dirtiest thing, but at the same time, everything is sexualized. to the point where even the word "intimacy" is basically synonymous with sex. the puritanical prudishness runs very deep. (not saying any of that to excuse these horny little dorks behavior, just giving an example of where this kind of awkward and suppressed conduct comes from) editing to add that my response seems to have been deleted. "moderated," perhaps. maybe people will clap if I say, "religion bad"

@@aleejjj It's a sketch called 'Man Park'

@stafus sorry, I thought you were capable of nuance. I explained how I understood a point of origin for the sketch. I didn't "trash" anything I said. life isn't binary, choices aren't simply yes or no, things largely aren't strictly good or bad. I'll end my comment clearly, for you: I hate the puritanical under belly/skeleton of this country, specifically in the way that we've only taught boys how to repress any emotion that's not anger, and have therefore raised generations of boys with a stunted emotional intelligence, in the very least.

Yep was fantastic! Was already so funny (and accurate) and this well delivered line elevated it even more!

It was the same take!!

😂😂

@@SqurtieMan And you can tell it's a low-budget horror flick

if sexual desire is dead for either party the marriage is dead.

There has to be a way to stop this!

I feel like a neck kiss would be more appropriate, it doesn't have to be big romantic gestures

totally wrong, if they are married shes never having sex with him.

@@chummychimchim (pause) There has to be a way to stop this!

@stafus I agree, but I think it's also a defense mechanism. You tried everything in your playbook, it's a softer blow when you get denied if you approach this way.

@@HyBradexactly!

​@stafusor they revert to their teenage brain wanting sex but unsure how to get it

Wouldn't it be better for society if it wasn't so common?

but thats such a turn off

It's slowly getting more and more prerecorded.

Me too ❤

yup, the movies we never knew we wanted to watch..

​@@WillieWeedthese have always been prerecorded

@@aesinam the "Live" show

That's actually a medieval drawing, but, yeah, I noticed that too.

Yep all the pain of my failed relationships coming to the fore, I'm going to have to go poop my soul out

I’m so sorry.

Lol you don't think that's cute?

He's bringing sexy back

Might be time to dump the loser.

Boobs are for Babies 👶

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😱😱😱

the horror! haha

I'm 55 and my guy is a horny little dork 😂😂😂

I was going to say we’re 61 and it’s constant 😂

😂😂😂😂​@@dietotaku

Wonder why they would cut one of the best sketches for time. Reminds me of when they cut Will Ferrell's old prospector sketch for time, when it was a classic

It's the most accurately funny sketch I've seen in ages!

At least we live in a time where these sketches actually get exposure rather than rot away in the archives.😊

Glad u don't. And pls don't start! 😂

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It’s a phenomenon that should be more talked about in my opinion

Well I hope you appreciate that cause if he is as highly esteemed and successful he is there are a lot of boobies he can see that aren’t yours. Be happy your boobies make him happy.

men are attracted to women's bodies but women aren't attracted to men's bodies, it's not something women understand

@@jgp1294 It's a phenomenon more women should be flattered by.

@@mpclepto182or at least appreciated by a wife that he is this way toward her and not other women. It may be awkward, but it is an expression of love.

Probably why it got cut.

Hey, really, are you okay?

The fact that they used the same take

Or just drugs

Women also act like horny little dorks in relationships sometimes.

yeah, you tell 'em @stafus

@stafus not sure how to even respond, I was being sarcastic and facetious 😏. Now I'm just lost in the sound of silence.

@stafus dually noted 😅

Agreed

Coming soon to Netflix!

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Don't blame yourself! You can still get a fleshlight, it's way less of a conflict and might even work better. Everyone wins.

@@speedracer2pleaseoh man you sound like such a loser with no sense of humor or confidence

​@@speedracer2pleaseGuys with regular hands don't need plastic toys

@@HerrMikael it's not a NEED, but no self-hand is good enough to replace real intimacy lol you'd have to try it and see the difference.

You sir get a pass for your confidence and sense of humor! Unlike a lot of other dudes getting aggressive over this

@@jgp1294 Good comedy is based on truths. The sketch also points out that the root cause is that the women don't have sex with their partners

Usually the funniest, like Christopher Walken as a vampire.

Tagline: "Do You Blame Him?"

Haha exactly, you can only get rejected for so long. And if a woman gets rejected just once, she loses her goddamned mind.

​@@speedracer2please you mean when men gets rejected they lose their minds?

@@crucicarose4343 I guess men lose their minds gradually, and women will start screaming and crying the very first time lol

@@crucicarose4343you tried it heifer

Sadly, it didn't air on the actual episode. But most people watch SNL sketches on RU-vid rather than sit through an episode anyway, which is why most episodes have dress rehearsal sketches uploaded. It's just a sign of the times.

Good comedy has truth in it. This is George Carlin level stuff though.

Especially the repeat of "there has to be a way to stop this!" as if it wasn't even said the first time.

Underrated Comment

Because if you think too hard about it, you notice it's a massive burn on women and they can't have that.

😂 this has me dying 😂

Well? How's business?

Welcome to Earth, hope you enjoy your stay

maybe they get more revenue thru here

That is so refreshing to hear.

I dont' get any reaction no matter what I do. I know when the last time I had sex was because I just add 9 months to my son's age.

I agree, the dorky humour approach sucks. Never do that. Avoiding making the first move works occasionally quite well. When she wants a back rub, you do just that without escalating. Withholding intimacy will force her to make the first move, which is good for your self-esteem

@@HerrMikael You might die waiting for her to make the first move.

@@dalastdon2574 Quite sad, if that's the case. In my case, ovulation always beats her pride at least one time each month

She's hoping he'll plan a date night

The older he gets, the gladder I am my son's gay.

This sketch went totally over your head…I guess not everyone is fortunate to know what it’s like to be in a happy, healthy relationship to see the humor and lightness of the annoyance this sketch portrays. It’s not dark, it’s not a sign that women don’t want to sleep with their partners, it’s the fact that grown ass, intelligent men sexualize the most mundane thing like taking a shower and turn into horny children when they see a little bit of boob and we’re laughing at it. You can tell the men who are happy and get it because they’re not defensive at all…

@@stephaniegormley9982gay dudes seem so much happier. The Ls and cis men not as much.

​@@SucculentSorcerer oh yeah, the night where you try really hard and then got told "I'm tired" and pushed away when you try to kiss her. Yeah really worth putting in the effort for that 🙄

Not much competition. Apart from Update and PDD it was a terribly unfunny show. The Family Video sketch probably edges this one out for me though.

@@kanyefuck7018 personally I don't like PDD in general, Fallon was so annoying, most sketch's I couldn't finish. But I agree 1- family home video 2- update 3- this one 4- PDD

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One of the best. This was a really good episode!

No, this was one of tonight's worst sketches. No way this kind of idiotic behavior is THAT common!

Yep. It's sad.

They just want the first times charm and longing from their partner. But that doesn't feel right from the same man, does it? So this generation of women cheat more often, withholding sex from their partner, just cause they can.

😂

U must got that w.a.p. 😂

​​@@INSIDEVIEWOFYOURMOTHER77I think it's the opposite 😄

No. I don't.

​@@theeclectic2919uh yeah ya do! 😂

@@theeclectic2919Boring Big Jerk‼️🙄😆

@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 it’s worse than Covid❕🙄🤣

you saw there is a cure, right? Right? :)

'cut for time' is just what they call the pretaped stuff

Because lots of women like to withhold sex and then complain that their husbands are emotionally distant after 15 years of never getting laid by anything but their hands.

maybe because lots of people have lost interest in their partners? sad but true i suppose

Awareness, indeed, since I was unaware this "phenomenon" existed in the first place!

You should probably take note of the part where you created the problem by withholding sex and belittling him to cause it in the first place😊

Are you on the autism spectrum?

"me and"? Go back to grade school and learn English... dork...

​@stafusyou're wrong but keep repeating the same copy n paste. You're assumption that all people grew up Christian is incorrect

Ah so it IS an American thing

@GODisEVIL998 well I’m not american nor from a country where religion or christianity is really prelevant in the culture. Over 60% of people don’t even believe in god here and only 65% even belong to the church, the official religion is evangelical lutheranism, which is a branch of christianity. It’s honestly considered weird to be religious here.

Dude that could be good…. 😂

EVERYTHING!... But boredom will quickly follow without challenges so.... Nothing?.... Would be an interesting skit though.

I did too.😂

Same

I had always wondered about this before, but this is probably a large part of the reason why married men go to strip clubs. The variety sure, but also just not being judged and negged for wanting to see a woman naked in person.

It’s hilarious 😆 n felt a little 50 shades of grey the comedy 🎭 version❕😂