Me and my wife were attacked by a hoard of angry monkeys at Longleat Safari Park. It was supposed to be a birthday treat for her, BUT IT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE!!!
Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here... That was truly horrific. I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals. I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper, It's out of order, someone should have it shot... I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good... Prick.
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O Those monkeys are so cute :)
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
Its amazing how many people put videos on RU-vid presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
One of the few pleasures the modern man gets from monotonous chores is to watch a female wash his car rambunctiously while wearing a thin T-shirt; preferably white with nothing else underneath.
It's too late!! sorry, we already have a child. (see my other video of him laughing!) Do you think we should give him away? would that end the cycle? or is it properly bred into him already, you know, through our jeans and shit?
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray. Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
Vicious attack?!! OMG what an annoying man. What exactly did he think they would do, have a pinic set up w/tea and crumpets waiting for his whineness. Stay home next time and play w/ your rattle.
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
OMG!! Like WTF!! When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely... Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
Thank goodness it was`nt a blue bum sitting on the wipers,then it would of been a blue mess.LOL You are so funny!!!You were freakin out over a couple of monkeys that were absolutely doing nothing to your car.I laughed so hard cause you were flippin out,like the red ass had ruined yaws life.LOL!!! I so believe yaw had the best time and yaw so wished there would of been more monkeys messing with yaw.Did you see the one on the blue car as it passed yaw?To funny to see something like that pass by.
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
I'm still trying to figure out where the evil hoards of monkeys were! (scratching my head) I mean, of course they are going to go on your car and try to figure out what you are and why you are there......you were over reacting! You don't seem to like animals very much! What did you expect? Please explain!
Where was the attack? All I saw was a couple of baboons climbing on the car, as they always do in these places. Shame about the constant panicky whining of the guy. She should've pushed him out of the car.. Now that would've been fun viewing!
