HOSTEL ME HUYI CHORI | STORY TIME 

That was the only time I wished kash maira laptop bhi chori hojata 😂

" Gande Chipakne wale tissue pare hoe Hain Vaseline Pari hoi mujhe nahi pta yahan chori hoi he ya nahi lkn yahan isse se Bada gunnah zaror hoa he " Bao Rami Lines 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

bro you should seriously consider going for stand up comedy, your story telling is really good

😂😂literally i was watching with full concentration although i imagined all that scenario and was waiting for the line "chor pakra gaya" 😂😂😂😂 (edit: thanks for the likes😂😂😂)

This was the best story time EVERRR!!

0:48 "wqt ki Kia bat hae..tu aa to sahi mai tujhe b barbed kr dunga"😂😂🤘🏼🔥

I love when he says; " sher lock holmose""😂😂😂😂

Shit, are all youtubes related? I was shocked for a second that sharum is his old friend cause sharum just got famous in 2020. Wow.

"Mujhe chalne ma takleef ho ri ha" 🤣🤣🤣 Samo bhai nailed in!

My grand father was near to me and I am watching this when it is finished my grand father said me that I enjoyed who is this guy love from my grand father💜

Shairum should cartoonaized this incident in his sketch book

Allah kare zindagi main apne jo bhi khoya hai apko uske badly usse bhi behtreen mile Ameen ❤️

"Bahir aa ke dekh heist hui hai" aray yaarr xD

Best yaaar best, nexl level story telling! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Chalo ham bi bta dety hain apni story: 😁 Ham ny university ky bahr ak falte lia tha 3 room thy 9 larky and sab same university ky. Ham me sy kuch ki classes first time and kuch ki 2nd time hoti thi. Me aksar notice karta tha ky larky dekan nai karty thy and gate wagera open rakh ky chaly jaty. Ak din jab ham classes ly kr wapis ay tu samny ak dost ( aj bi us ka chehrah nai bhulta) bolny lga yar chori ho gye sab kuch lut gya. Bs phir jab hm flate gy tu darwazy ka lock tuta hoa tha and eneter hoy tu dekha ky 9 laptop sab gaib ( Maximum High Range Gaming Laptop thy ) me tu tu chalo hosla kar lia 😂 but hm me faki larky ro rhy thy q ky laptop ki prices almost 100K+ thi and unho ny abi he lie thi. Bs phir kia tha koi bol rha hy police ko bulao koi kia mashwary dy rha hy. Akhir kar sab ny qubool kar lia ky hamari he galti hy ham gate tak close nai kr ky jaty and almost 2 hours guzar chuky thy and sab ki Ph*** pari thi. itny me ham me jo ak senior tha us ny pehly 30 minutes ka lecture dia and us ky baad us ny bola ky oper almari open karo sab laptop whe pary hoy hain utha lo. Drasal wo senior larky ny hme sabak sikhaya. koi security tu thi nai and ham log wesy he door open kar ky university chaly jaty ky koi na koi tu ho ga flate me. Us din wo jab university sy wapis aya tu sab door open thy and us ny sab ky laptop utha kar oper rakh lie and hamary jazbat ky sath khel gya. lakin us din ky baad ham ny bht ahteyat ki. Parny ka shukria 🧡

"Chalny main takleef ho rahi" But izat tu aani jani chez hy "Laptop" bach gya hona haha

“Hostel ki chori” here I thought hostel ki lrki, bao rami raja ji bao rami

Who was thinking that ending will find the CHOR OMG thank you for so much likes.

Hahahha I was watching with full of concentration and I even imagined the whole scenario and was waiting f0r that line ( chor pakra gya ) 😂😂😂

Amaxing bro .u deserve an award for ur skills how nicely u explained 😁😁

The part " koi larka a k bole k mjhe chalne me takleef ho rhi hai" laughed at it so hard . Keep up the great *CUNTENT* your videos make it extremely easy to go through these tough times. Luv u ❤❤❤

8:28 best part "me racism me ni ja rha k wo kala tha wo gura tha wo duno kale the "😂😂😂😂😂hahahhaa

imagine that chor(thief) watching this video

The Mhmm Sound Is Like Mario's Voice.

Samo chor ha isne dil churaya ha public ka 😂❣️

Chacha nahi yaar, chacha hamaray abbu hain 😂😂😂😂😂😂 So proud and happy to see how much your comedy skills have evolved. Hands-down the best youtuber in town!!!!

1 duaany ko hila k uthaya😅😅😅 . I can't control my laughter

Gair mardoon ke sath sone wala syarm 🤪🤪🤪 Yr this is awesome story 😂😂😂 Lots of love from India 🇮🇳🙃

Samo: mere itnay qareeb mat ao me tumhain barbad ker du ga Shahram: me barbad hona chahta hu

Raza bro do more of these its very entertaining❤❤❤

we need more stories 😂💯💯

We want to listen more stories of KAJU🔥

I was thinking that there will be a chor In the end😔😂😂😂

I love the way you called *HAAAND!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Samo, your videos always relieve my anxiety.. Love you..❤❤

I was graduating from college and I got many gifts at the party. I put the gifts in the car aur kisi dhek liya. I parked the car and little bit after all the gifts were stolen. The car looked the same, nothing broken. Only thing left was cash my dad had given me which was not in the trunk. Never leave things in the car!

Word of the month "Dhuane" Or iska matlb " Pani mein Nunu " 😅😂😂😂 Harami lvl at its best ❤️❤️🤣

My story: Hum friends outing k liya gayi thin or mery pass bus 500 bacha tha . jo mn chupa chupa k rakh rhi thi k bhai mery pass ab aik rupy b nahi haaa.... Lekin hum phir pictures bna rhy thy or gari py maina apna purse rakh dia jis mn mera phone or 500 pry thy :) Wo wahan sy gayab ho gya! Bad mn mall k security walun nay cam sy check kia to unko pta chla k kafi dair sy aik family humn follow kr rhi thi unhn ny utha liya 🙂 KASH UN 500 KI KANJOOSI NA KRTI OR DOSTU KO KUCH KHILA HI DETI 🙂. Story achi lagy tou you can subscribe to my channel 😂❤🌼

My nickname is kaju 😂

This dude gives me confidence

I misplaced my laptop today watching this gave me anxiety

I lost my phone and my roommate lost his passport 20000 rupees..me apne rent par liye flat me rehta tha. With my 4 friends. roommates . Ek rat 2 bje me soya phone ko apne right side pillow k pas rkh kr aur wallet left side rkh kr .. phone alarm mera lga hua tha 8 bje ka.. lkn sunai ni dia.. fir subh 10 bje utha dekha to phone ni h mera usliye ni sunai dia..mene sab jgh dhunda ni mila fir roommates jo flate k dusre room me rhte the unse pucha..wo bole pta ni..fr unme se ek bola k apke room me mera bag tha usme passport aur 20000 rupees the..usne jldi se bhg kr dekha to uska bag b ni tha..hame ek ldke pr shk tha room ke hi..fir bhot der sochne k bad mene bola streets aur shops pr cctv lge hain hmare building k bahar..whn jkr check kia cctv footage me har jgh ke cctv recrdng check ki yhn tk ki ek chote se school ki b..lkn kuch mila hi ni.. wo ldka jis pr hme shak tha ..usko b deka cctv me lkn wo rcrdng me ni tha..hmne use bola b baki rum mate ne milkr k..agr lia h to bta de..FIR nhi krnge lkn wo dr gya aur kuch bola b no..chori ni ki thi usne but usse puchna zruri tha.. fir mene apne ohn ki FIR ki sham me..ajtk phone passport 20000 ruppes ni mile.. pta ni chla kon le gya..hmara flat ground floor pr tha..agle din ek admi ne batya k tmare yhn garbage collector b ata h shayd usne chura lia ho..kyunki ground floor pr the ham..wo andr ghus aya ho..kyunki hm gate b khula rkhte the..kyunki frnds bhot ate jte the.. dubara cctv check kia..fir b kuxh ni mila.....pta ni kon bhens chor legya hmari chizen😂 ... Love from india khujlee family

6:03 ana apka intezar rahy ga... wo izat ky ilwah sb kuch lout kr chale gaye😂😂😂

Chori nhi hui .......... heist hua he ..... best line ever

In March 2019 We were in multan for holidays and when we returned toh Behnschor ghar Tapri sy itna saaf ni hota jitna choron ny kr dya Fridge, 2 LCD's , Oven , Kapry, Kitchen ka sara saman or Raja G Piyaz rakhny waly raak bhii , Chamchi tk ni chori haramiyon ny Sacuty Guard sy rabta huwa toh janab kehty yahan sy chiri bhi bahir ni gaye or Muhaly waly keh rhy thy "Hamen laga Ap log shift ho rhy " Aby salon Hum shift ho rhy mein HUM kahan hain Khair Rapart krwaye or Choor Lapata hain CCTV bhi kharab thy society ky Sb sy zyada dukh apky bhai Ka Bat or Football bhi ly gye KON HAIN YEH LOG KAHAN SY ATY HAIN YEH LOG Raja g plz pin pin pin

4:20 vO shani ma hi tha mujy yad a gaya ass hi hova tha 😂😂😂

Pani main nono means "Water Melon" Legends Hazri lgwao!

He sleep like as something in water 🤣🤣🤣

His gesture while pronouncing ***and is unmatchable😂😂

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Samo: Aryy nhi ywr chacha chacha Nahi Chacha Hamary Abu hain😂😂 Bhai ne heart diya😢😍😍

2:56 ali thats was my name😂😂😂

Izat ke elawa sab kuch loot lya...! 😂😂😂👌👌 Legendary lines😂😂

"Chacha hamary abu hein" 😂👌 Baaoon rami lines rajaa g behns chor baoon raaamiiii😃 Level ha samo bhai isi tarha sunaty raho apni stories enjoying it alot‼️👍

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh ji pakistan m y sb hona koe new bat ni,mgr jis style m aap n bayan ki wahhh.....RAJA JI WAHHH😜🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

1:53 was the funniest shit iv ever seen in years

Best Raza Bhai♥️

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Raza Samo:Pani Me Nunnu😂 Water Me Lan😂

I was samo's roommate........ Zindhghagi ny usy Kia bana Dia........ Or hamn Kia ......Oooo,,,,

Ehmmmm best part 😂

Excellent sotry yaaar has has k halat khrab ho gai ha🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Raza samo hostel mein parhta tha " Laptop be like: context error

Yay apka friend "sharum" "Sherum kee sketchbook" wala toh nahi

hahahahahaha best yaar kindly share some more storeis 😍😍

Woo bhi ni aa😂😂 that was literally awsm

I was feeling so low and you just uploaded. And I know that I'm gonna feel so good after watching this😭❤️

Kamaal story telling!!! We want regular episodes of it just like awesamo speaks😍 More power to you ✌

Bro missing old Awesomo Speaks.....nd also that great wall😩❤️....

5:19 heist hui hai heist...... This killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Chacha hmara abu hai" Yaar samoo kese kr lete ho... You're amazing man!

Samo bhai ❤.. Chori b hamari Aur talashi b Hamari vala Scene hamary Saath b hva tha 😁😀 Video kamaal hy apki 👍❤❤

Your story telling skills 😂😂

Samo .... A mature and sensible youtuber ❤

No one: Literally no one : Raza samo:"sherlak ho lums" 😂😂😂

Story time episodes are just awesome 👍

Very nice you should make some more videos like this and btw your storytelling is very good 👏👌👍💛💚💙

Kya humor hai bhai tera Mashallah❤️ Big fan of you😍

Sherlock whole mess wao😂😂😂

@KhujLee Family plsss make more story videos this was super intresting and the way u narrated it was tooo lit

I Loved Ur story Bruh Kindly Tell Us More It was Very Motivatingg

2:05 Water me lan Hahaha yaar samo bhai ktne creative ho yaar aap

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Raza Samo:"Racisim mai be nai ja raha mai.dono hi kalay thy "

Yar I did heard about this, but how is this possible that everyone was sleeping at exact time. May be mess wala cha-cha gave some sleeping dose

The "hmm" 😂😂😂

2:04 this joke was highly encrypted 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤣

Mann you deserve much more subscribers 😂😂

That unnnnn was awesome!!!😂😂

yar mast video hai bilkul bore nahin hone dia ALLAH khush rakhe.

Gndy chipkny waly tissue 😂😂😂😂 Who got that?

Yrrrrrr 😂😂😂😂😂😂 your stories are amazing and lit like you samo rocks lots of love ❤ keep it up!!!

The funniest story by a legend love samo Bhai meray comment par bhi heart do tareef ki ha ap ki

I must say you are hilarious. I really appreciate your style of telling your experiences. I watched this video several time but I always find it hilarious.

My story: I needed a laptop and was a gamer and by chance a hostelite, so after much savings my family bought me a good laptop. After 1 and a half months during my papers when i went out to give my paper i came back to my hostel and saw that the lock on my wardrobe was broken...laptop, its bag and even my laptop charger was stolen but the thieves were kind enough to leave my mouse and cooling pad. Long story short, something that makes this story amusing is that the main lock on my door was intact and the cctv footage during the heist for about one and a half hours was wiped. No one heard anything that happened while i was away to give my paper. The put this short, i suspected the hostel management, they blamed it on me as an inside job and i studied for my exams in the police stations most nights so yeah lassan lag gaye.

This was soo funny and sad at the Same tym 😂

Awesome yrr brother kmaaal kr gye ho Big Fan

Amazing story teller😂♥️

I was there and they didn't steel my pentium 4 CPU and massive monitor. I still wish they would have stolen my PC so that i could have convinced my father to buy me a new laptop. my entire university life spent without a laptop.

water-ma-lun such a legend 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You bloody civilian .. how dare you put my son in quarantine like this 🤣🤣🤣

Excellent sense of humour👍👍

The man behind this heist after seeing this video be like..... I made the history....huh? Call me GOD!